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| This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!<br>
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| All mentions of the N word and the F slur have been censored for obvious reasons. Don't mind the excessive amount of the aforementioned words, it's a byproduct of how CollabVM culture was back in the day.
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| == 2016 ==
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| === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
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| Wulf715▸ AHHA
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK
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| Keurig▸ welpers
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen
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| Wulf715▸ sorry
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one
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| Wulf715▸ ok
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| Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
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| </pre>
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| === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
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| </pre>
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|
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| === Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
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| guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
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| guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
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| guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| guest1337▸MORE PORN
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| guest1337▸YAY
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| </pre>
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| === Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| guest68876▸Dinkleburg
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| guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick
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| guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while
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| guest68876▸CHOC
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| Chinigan▸meow
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS
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| guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK
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| guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend>
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| Technoturnovers▸whut
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| Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker
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| guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND
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| Technoturnovers▸what the fuck
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| guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER
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| Technoturnovers▸are you high
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| guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS
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| Technoturnovers▸no thank you
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| guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE
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| guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK
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| Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks
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| guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL
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| guest68876▸DONT MIND
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| Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8
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| guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF
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| guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU
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| guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE
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| Technoturnovers▸kekle no
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| Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout
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| Technoturnovers▸*about
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| guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER
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| guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS
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| Technoturnovers▸no
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| guest68876▸YES
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| Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^)
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| guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT
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| guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL
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| Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl?
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| guest68876▸WE ARE NOT
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| Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying
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| guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM
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| Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you tard
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| Chinigan▸>psvita
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| guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
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| Chinigan▸kek
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| Technoturnovers▸>projecting
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| guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL
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| Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here
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| guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do?
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| Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest
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| guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v
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| guest68876▸?
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| guest68876▸DID HE
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| Technoturnovers▸i like tuna
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| Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty
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| Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some?
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| guest68876▸FATHER TUNA
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| guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA
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| Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father
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| Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans
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| guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸??
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| Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine
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| Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME
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| Technoturnovers▸oh
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| guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT
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| guest68876▸YOU <nigerian>
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| Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^)
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| guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE
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| Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some
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| guest68876▸CHOCO
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337
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| guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra
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| Dinkleberg left
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| Technoturnovers▸lol
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| guest68876▸and where is the orge's source
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| Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest
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| guest68876▸Shrek's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck
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| Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy?
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| guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies
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| Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program
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| guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams
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| Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat
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| Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM
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| guest68876▸WOO
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| guest68876▸WHO?
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| Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY
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| guest68876▸GIGGITY
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| guest68876▸CHOCO
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| guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER
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| Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks
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| guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE
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| Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy?
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| guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck
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| Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere
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| Technoturnovers▸french orgy?
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| Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes
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| guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley
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| Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er?
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| guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses
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| guest68876▸go upgrade <friend>
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| Technoturnovers▸OS SEX?
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸IT IS OS X
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| guest68876▸NOT OS XXX
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| Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird
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| guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX
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| Technoturnovers▸that exists?
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| guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
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| Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro
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| guest68876▸I DO NOT
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| guest68876▸YOU DO
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| Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;)
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| Ctrl joined
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| Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american
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| Ctrl left
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| Technoturnovers▸blacked panther?
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| Technoturnovers▸whoa
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| guest68876▸HEY TECHNO
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| Ctrl joined
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| Technoturnovers▸what?
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| guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED
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| guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
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| SUCKA▸
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| THE▸
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| COCKA▸
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| COCKA left. Ctrl joined
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| VOTE▸
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| TRUMP▸
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| TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined
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| guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP
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| VOTE▸
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| TRUMP▸
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| Chinigan▸hi ctrl!
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| Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump?
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| Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that
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| guest68876▸Well
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| guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
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| guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND
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| Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it
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| guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war
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| guest68876▸10.6
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| guest68876▸.66
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| Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther?
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| Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man
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| Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc?
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| CtrLALtDeLEte left
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| guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead
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| Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
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| guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther"
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| guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X
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| Technoturnovers▸>projecting
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| Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else
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| guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob
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| Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you
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| guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299
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| CtrLALtDeLEte joined
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard*
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug
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| guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files
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| Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse?
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| Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious
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| Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude?
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| Guest leaves the chat
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| </pre>
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| === The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| Technoturnovers▸oh noes
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| Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
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| </pre>
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| === Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
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| Technoturnovers▸k
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| Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
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| Technoturnovers▸oh no
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| Technoturnovers▸no no
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| Technoturnovers▸fuck you
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
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| Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
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| Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
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| </pre>
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| === Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) ===
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| Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
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| Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
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| Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
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| Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
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| LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
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| LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
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| </pre>
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| === Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) ===
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| Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
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| Ctrl▸Or what
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| Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
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| LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
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| Ctrl▸Like I care lol
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| </pre>
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| === Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) ===
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| <pre>
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| patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods
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| wewlad: not dinkle
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| wewlad: that guy is a retard
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| Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one
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| patrick: don't get heated
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| wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles
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| wewlad: really smart guy
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| Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them
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| Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard
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| wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works
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| wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too
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| Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works
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| Dinkleberg: ze lag
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| patrick: nice turnbomb
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| Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?
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| wewlad: >turn bombing
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| wewlad: >being this mad
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| Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad
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| wewlad: that's right
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| wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy
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| wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords
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| Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass
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| Dinkleberg: wew<friend>
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| wewlad: seems like it
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| wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?
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| Dinkleberg: because
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| Dinkleberg: i fucking can
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| Dinkleberg: that's why
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| wewlad: ah
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| wewlad: so you are a retard
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| wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy
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| Dinkleberg: ah
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| wewlad: gotcha
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| Dinkleberg: i have tor
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| wewlad: >i have tor
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| wewlad: LOL
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| Dinkleberg: hurr durr
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| Dinkleberg: tor is botnet
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| wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism
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| wewlad: you really are
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| wewlad: the hardest of core hacker
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| wewlad: you are the next lizard squad
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| Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing
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| patrick: shut the fuck up you two
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| wewlad: lol?
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| wewlad: you just want attention
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| Dinkleberg: no
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| Dinkleberg: i dont
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| wewlad: you do
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| Dinkleberg: you want attention
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| Dinkleberg: by insulting me
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| wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible
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| Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you
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| wewlad: lmao
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| wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION
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| Dinkleberg: yes you do
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| wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT
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| wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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| Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people
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| wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS
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| Dinkleberg: and call them retards?
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| wewlad: it's entertaining?
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| wewlad: not really attention seeking
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| Dinkleberg: Roblox?
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| Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay
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| wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english
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| Dinkleberg: o rly
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| Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english
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| Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then
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| dan: roblox
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| dan: cox
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| wewlad: being this literal
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| wewlad: what is autism
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| Dinkleberg: being this salty
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| Dinkleberg: what is trolling
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| wewlad: you're not trolling
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| wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad
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| Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling
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| wewlad: you are this autistic
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| wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes
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| wewlad: you go to 8chan for support
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| wewlad: like what is wrong with you
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| wewlad: you're a living meme
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| Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username
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| wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't
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| wewlad: >this level of autism
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| Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll?
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| Dinkleberg: nope
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| Garry12gg: OK.
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| wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash
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| Dinkleberg: no we arent
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| Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids
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| wewlad: >arent
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| wewlad: >implying you're not a skid
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| Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend>
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| Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up
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| Dinkleberg: you cuck
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| wewlad: >cuck
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| wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc
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| Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.
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| wewlad voted no.
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| Garry12gg voted no.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care
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| Garry12gg: LOL
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas
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| dan voted no.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.
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| patrick voted yes.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
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| </pre>
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| == 2017 ==
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| === "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
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| <pre>
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸stop
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| Windows98_SE▸too good
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| LoveEevee▸nice
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| guest63797▸im a girl
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| Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop
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| guest63797▸i didnt set it
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| Windows98_SE▸I did ik
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| Windows98_SE▸ooh
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| Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink
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| guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98
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| Windows98_SE▸:)
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| Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you
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| Windows98_SE▸oh
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| Windows98_SE▸you mean the os
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER
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| guest63797▸yes messing with the colors
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| Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT
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| Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser
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| Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6
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| Windows98_SE▸what
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| Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes
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| guest63797▸might as well get a pink t
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| Windows98_SE▸nah
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| Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine
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| Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks
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| Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah
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| guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha
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| Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible
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| Windows98_SE▸as possible*
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| Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot
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| Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large
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| Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9
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| guest19329▸size 100
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| Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white
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| Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9
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| guest19329▸Windows 9?
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| Windows98_SE▸windows 10
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| Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9
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| guest19329▸ur right
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| guest19329▸should be win 9
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| guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names
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| guest19329▸upload
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| guest19329▸it
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| guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter
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| Windows98_SE▸what
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| Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter
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| Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat
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| Windows98_SE▸e
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| Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack
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| guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter
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| Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy
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| eneness▸is this the theme?
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| Windows98_SE▸yes
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| eneness▸will it work on win10
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| guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os
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| Windows98_SE▸umm
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| eneness▸ok
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| guest19329▸ill just upgrade it
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| Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic
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| guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary?
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| Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy
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| guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad
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| Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary
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| Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished
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| Windows98_SE▸ther
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| guest19329▸funny
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| Windows98_SE▸e
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| Windows98_SE▸that's better
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| guest19329▸get rid of it
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| Windows98_SE▸what is "it"
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| Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub
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| guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you
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| Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account
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| Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz
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| guest19329▸God
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| guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real
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| Windows98_SE▸what file
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| guest19329▸It's the secret administrator...
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| Windows98_SE▸nah
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| Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer
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| Windows98_SE▸there*
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| guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default
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| Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes
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| Windows98_SE▸what the hell
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| guest63797▸u r a plumber
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸that's merio
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| Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
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| </pre>
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|
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| === "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
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| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate
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| Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler
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| Windows98_SE▸installer*
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium???
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit?
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| Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001.
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| Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001??????
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| Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD
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| LoveEevee▸>2012
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| LoveEevee▸>recent
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy
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| Garry12gg▸Yup.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus
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| Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator
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| Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people
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| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
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| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
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| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
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| LoveEevee▸murrican education
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex
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| LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone
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| Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature
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| gordy12gg▸no
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize
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| Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program
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| Windows98_SE▸yeah, really
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list
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| gordy12gg▸yup
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| LoveEevee▸>Since Last On
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy
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| LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo
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| LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack
| |
| gordy12gg▸use chrome
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03
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| LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper
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| Windows98_SE▸what the shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me
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| Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal
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| LoveEevee▸CRINGE
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| Garry12gg▸Yup.
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| guest6372▸ass
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina
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| Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire
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| Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end
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| Ctrl▸Until you remove it
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun
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| LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable
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| LoveEevee▸what now <friend>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program
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| LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus
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| Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM.
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| Windows98_SE voted yes.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN voted no.
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| LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe
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| LoveEevee voted no.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee
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| Windows98_SE▸there
| |
| Windows98_SE▸it works now
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy
| |
| Ctrl voted no.
| |
| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
| |
| Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit
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| Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish
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| gordy12gg▸eevee
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish
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| gordy12gg▸yup
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends
| |
| gordy12gg▸^
| |
| gordy12gg▸snap
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| LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy
| |
| gordy12gg▸theres my bot
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| </pre>
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|
| |
| === Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) ===
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| '''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much?
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|
| |
| <pre>
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| Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x
| |
| bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues
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| Shitface titty fart▸heh
| |
| LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10
| |
| Technoturnovers▸they work like shit
| |
| LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^)
| |
| Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit
| |
| Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all?
| |
| LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED
| |
| Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!)
| |
| Technoturnovers▸literally no reason
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows
| |
| Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine
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| cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes
| |
| Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't
| |
| Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows
| |
| Technoturnovers▸*bit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit
| |
| Ctrl▸Butt progs
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile
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| Vanilla left
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| Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk
| |
| Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984
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| Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Same thing
| |
| Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope
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| Vanilla left
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| Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time
| |
| Ctrl▸>linux
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao
| |
| Ctrl▸>windows
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| Ctrl▸>not temploeos
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| Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you
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| Ctrl▸Die unholy scum
| |
| Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you
| |
| Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
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| Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb
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| Ctrl▸I know
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu
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| Ctrl▸I watched the stream
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos
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| Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu
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| Technoturnovers▸it works fine
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS
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| Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux
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| Technoturnovers▸im not
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| Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang
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| Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is
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| Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody
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| Technoturnovers▸>140 iq
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| Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with
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| Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts
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| Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian
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| Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind
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| Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american
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| Technoturnovers▸jesus
| |
| Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name
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| Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian
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| Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that
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| Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you
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| Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk
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| Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them
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| Ctrl▸LMOS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic
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| Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game
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| Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person
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| Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does
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| Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY
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| Ctrl▸Wtf techno
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| Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED
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| Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin
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| Shitface titty fart▸x
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸:(
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| Vanilla▸>isis
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| Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say
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| Vanilla▸i like isis
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis
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| Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too?
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| Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis
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| Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu
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| Vanilla left
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| Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant
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| Ctrl▸What else is new
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend>
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| Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol
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| Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password
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| Vanilla joined
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| Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS
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| LoveEevee▸noo
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| Shitface titty fart▸yes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us
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| Shitface titty fart▸you shekel
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| bcd29x_8.1▸gibe
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| LoveEevee▸alright
| |
| LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed
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| LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though
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| Ctrl▸Green is my pepper
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| LoveEevee▸yes
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| bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed
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| Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck
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| LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux
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| Ctrl left
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent
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| Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop
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| LoveEevee▸>photoshop
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| LoveEevee▸>on loonix
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| LoveEevee▸in your dreams
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that
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| Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew
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| Vanilla joined
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| guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM.
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| bcd29x_8.1 voted no.
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| Shitface titty fart voted no.
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| LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine
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| bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^)
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| Vanilla voted no.
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| Shitface titty fart▸It does
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| LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit
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| bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo
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| Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks
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| cutebot2 joined
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| Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc
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| cutebot2 left
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games
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| Vanilla▸on collabvm?
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| Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs
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| Vanilla▸lol
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| Ctrl joined
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| bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you
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| bcd29x_8.1▸:
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks"
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| bcd29x_8.1▸^
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| bcd29x_8.1▸)
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸run
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg
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| Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error
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| Shitface titty fart▸No you havent
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| bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have
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| Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM
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| Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet
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| Shitface titty fart▸Yes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops
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| Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸;)))))))))
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| Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
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| </pre>
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|
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| === Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) ===
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| <pre>
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| hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
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| </pre>
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|
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| == 2018 ==
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|
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| === Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) ===
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| <pre>
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| Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!
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| Wulf715▸what the hell
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| Wulf715▸we didnt do shit
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| Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T
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| Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID
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| Wulf715▸who
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| Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]
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| Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
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| </pre>
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|
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| == 2020 ==
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|
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| === Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) ===
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| The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
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|
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| http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
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|
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| '''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake'''
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|
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| == 2021 ==
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|
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| === Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) ===
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| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all
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| Wulf715▸uhhhhhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
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| </pre>
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|
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| === Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021) ===
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| <pre>
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| 20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going?
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| 20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network
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| 20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U
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| 20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is
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| 20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain
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| 20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP
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| 20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol
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| 20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying
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| 20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit
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| 20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore
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| 20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up
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| 20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen?
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| 20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen?
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| 20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it?
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| 20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol
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| 20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: hilda<friend> bot?
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| 20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet
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| 20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol
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| 20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it
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| 20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco
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| 20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly retarded! can you believe it?
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| 20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj
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| 20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol
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| 20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it
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| 20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian
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| 20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove?
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| 20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend>
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| 20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you
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| 20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it
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| 20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend>
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| 20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too
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| 20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend>
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| 20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm
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| 20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ?
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| 20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm
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| 20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes
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| 20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea
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| 20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord
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| 20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao
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| 20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
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| 20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: *angry emoji*
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| 20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol
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| 20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised
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| 20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em
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| 20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine
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| 20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left
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| 20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone?
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| 20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN
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| 20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY
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| 20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: *ok emoji*
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| 20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay
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| 20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol
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| 20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit
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| 20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend>
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| 20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever
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| 20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang!
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| 20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea
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| 20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left
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| 20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl:
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| 20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u
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| 20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth
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| 20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE
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| 20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now
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| 20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN
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| 20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj
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| 20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg
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| 20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is
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| 20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it?
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| 20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died
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| 20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT?
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| 20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes
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| 20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay
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| 20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck
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| 20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out
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| 20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj
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| 20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole
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| 20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN
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| 20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U
| |
| 20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up
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| 20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes passed on then
| |
| 20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh
| |
| 20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES
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| 20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick
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| 20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot
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| 20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus)
| |
| 20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl?
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| 20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no
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| 20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot
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| 20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol
| |
| 20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!"
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| 20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman
| |
| 20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot
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| 20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus
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| 20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like
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| 20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special
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| 20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers
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| 20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc
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| 20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots?
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| 20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it
| |
| 20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how?
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| 20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm
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| 20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor
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| 20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
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| 20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say
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| 20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it?
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| 20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't
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| 20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent?
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| 20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend>
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| 20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going
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| 20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!"
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| 20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude
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| 20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus
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| 20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award
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| 20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool
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| 20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus?
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| 20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions
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| 20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS
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| 20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| 20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nigerian>
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| 20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus"
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| 20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird
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| 20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name
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| 20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus
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| 20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j
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| 20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH
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| 20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus
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| 20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you
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| 20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus
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| 20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said
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| 20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus
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| 20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL
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| 20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
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| 20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS
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| 20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j
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| 20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU
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| 20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it
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| 20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing
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| 20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman
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| 20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty
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| 20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm
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| 20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh
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| 20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus"
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| 20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman
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| 20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh
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| 20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION?
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| 20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism
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| 20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu
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| 20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE"
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| 20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu
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| 20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off
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| 20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition?
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| 20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu
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| 20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh
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| 20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay
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| 20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing retard bus for jjjj!
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| 20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus!
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| 20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo!
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| 20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure
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| 20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it
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| 20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him?
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| 20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him?
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| 20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus, retard bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny)
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| 20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like,
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| 20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu
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| 20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN
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| 20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION
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| 20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass
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| 20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol
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| 20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor
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| 20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool
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| 20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition
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| 20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk
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| 20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
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| 20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET
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| 20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck
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| 20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nigerian>
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| 20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol
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| 20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever
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| 20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it
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| 20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop
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| 20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now
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| 20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face
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| 20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face?
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| 20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes
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| 20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit
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| 20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
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| </pre>
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|
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| === Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) ===
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| <pre>
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| mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit
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| yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer
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| gogo▸his username is the opposite
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| gogo▸yeah
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| yellows111▸still uses his sorry name
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| yellows111▸in everything he makes
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| brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing
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| yellows111▸because hes self centered
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| yellows111▸thats his brand
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| yellows111▸right so uhh
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| yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs
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| gogo▸oh yeah
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| gogo▸this is what happened
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| yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable
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| yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest
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| yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on
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| brandan▸electron? :troll:
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| gogo▸nope
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| yellows111▸worse
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| gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?)
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| yellows111▸imagine running one executable
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| mv_▸well i found it first
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| Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit???
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| yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run
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| Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure
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| gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader
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| modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion
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| Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!!
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| mv_▸yes
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| gogo▸also uhh
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| brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao
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| modeco80▸anyways uh
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| mv_▸there is multiple
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| gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh
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| mv_▸just search
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| yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown?
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| gogo▸when i was away from here
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| guest25540▸uhhh
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| yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now
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| guest25540▸think it just hung
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| modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia
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| mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS]
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| modeco80▸and that cause the autism
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| gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with
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| yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse
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| yellows111▸of a bluescreen
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| yellows111▸what uhh
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| modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it
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| yellows111▸happened there
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| modeco80▸it's over
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| </pre>
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|
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| == 2022 ==
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|
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| === Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) ===
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| <pre>
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| CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr
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| Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate
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| retard▸ i like holzer than memz
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| CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that
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| CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit
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| retard▸ clutt?
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| CRYAKL▸ thats even worse
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| retard▸ oh my god
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| CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash
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| CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions
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| CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand
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| retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy
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| CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right
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| CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths
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| guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers
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| CRYAKL▸ spam gdi
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| CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system
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| CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over
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| CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF);
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| retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus?
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| CRYAKL▸ thats cool
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| sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice
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| CRYAKL▸ at least make it different
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam
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| guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors
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| retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny?
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| CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0
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| CRYAKL▸ like come on man
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| sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore
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| CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died
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| CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time
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| sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus
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| sus32▸ everybody makes content on it
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| CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series
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| CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce
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| CRYAKL▸ theres even ones
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| CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on
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| CRYAKL▸ that are better
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit
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| guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer
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| CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass
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| guest52802▸ probarly dancoot
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| CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver
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| CRYAKL▸ Kaane
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| sus32▸ "xp horror edition"
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| retard▸ windows xp horror trash
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| guest52802▸ forkie
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| CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form
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| sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io
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| CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself
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| </pre>
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