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| This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
| | [[File:MacOS9.2 Desktop.png|thumb|Mac OS 9.2 desktop]] |
| | '''Mac OS 9''' is an operating system created and released by Apple in October of 1999. This was the final release in the classic Mac OS series. The OS was famously discontinued in 2002 with a mock funeral by Steve Jobs at the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference. |
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| == 2016 ==
| | This article will describe in detail how to install Mac OS 9.2 with mouse drivers, sound, networking, and graphics. This tutorial should work with Mac OS 9.0 and 9.1 (which needs an additional flag; more details below). |
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| === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) === | | ==Before you start== |
| <pre>
| | Versions of Mac OS prior to 10.4 (Tiger) did not run on x86 hardware. Instead, it used a PowerPC CPU. Because of this, it's not possible to run this OS with KVM, so we'll need to use pure software emulation, which may be a little slow but shouldn't be agonizing if you're on a newer PC. |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
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| Wulf715▸ AHHA
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK
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| Keurig▸ welpers
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen
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| Wulf715▸ sorry
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one
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| Wulf715▸ ok
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| Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
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| </pre>
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| === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) ===
| | You can grab a Mac OS 9.2.1 ISO from [https://winworldpc.com/product/mac-os-9/92 WinWorldPC]. |
| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
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| </pre>
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|
| === Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) === | | ==Installation== |
| <pre>
| | ===Pre-installation=== |
| Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
| | As always, the first thing we want to do is create the hard disk image by opening the Terminal or Command Prompt and typing this: |
| guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
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| guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
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| guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| guest1337▸MORE PORN
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| guest1337▸YAY
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| guest1337▸PORN
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| </pre>
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|
| === Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016) ===
| | <pre>qemu-img create -f qcow2 macos9.img 2G</pre> |
| <pre> | |
| guest68876▸Dinkleburg
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| guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick
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| guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while
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| guest68876▸CHOC
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| Chinigan▸meow
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS
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| guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK
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| guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend>
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| Technoturnovers▸whut
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| Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker
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| guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND
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| Technoturnovers▸what the fuck
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| guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER
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| Technoturnovers▸are you high
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| guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS
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| Technoturnovers▸no thank you
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| guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE
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| guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK
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| Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks
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| guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL
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| guest68876▸DONT MIND
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| Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8
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| guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF
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| guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU
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| guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE
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| Technoturnovers▸kekle no
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| Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout
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| Technoturnovers▸*about
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| guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER
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| guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS
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| Technoturnovers▸no
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| guest68876▸YES
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| Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^)
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| guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT
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| guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL
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| Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl?
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| guest68876▸WE ARE NOT
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| Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying
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| guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM
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| Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you tard
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| Chinigan▸>psvita
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| guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
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| Chinigan▸kek
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| Technoturnovers▸>projecting
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| guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL
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| Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here
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| guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do?
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| Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest
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| guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v
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| guest68876▸?
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| guest68876▸DID HE
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| Technoturnovers▸i like tuna
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| Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty
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| Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some?
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| guest68876▸FATHER TUNA
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| guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA
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| Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father
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| Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans
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| guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸??
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| Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine
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| Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME
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| Technoturnovers▸oh
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| guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT
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| guest68876▸YOU <nigerian>
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| Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^)
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| guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE
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| Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some
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| guest68876▸CHOCO
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337
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| guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra
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| Dinkleberg left
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| Technoturnovers▸lol
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| guest68876▸and where is the orge's source
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| Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest
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| guest68876▸Shrek's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck
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| Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy?
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| guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies
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| Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program
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| guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source
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| Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams
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| Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat
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| Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM
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| guest68876▸WOO
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| guest68876▸WHO?
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| Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY
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| guest68876▸GIGGITY
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| guest68876▸CHOCO
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| guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER
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| Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks
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| guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE
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| Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy?
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| guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck
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| Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere
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| Technoturnovers▸french orgy?
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| Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes
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| guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley
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| Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er?
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| guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses
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| guest68876▸go upgrade <friend>
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| Technoturnovers▸OS SEX?
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸NO
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| guest68876▸IT IS OS X
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| guest68876▸NOT OS XXX
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| Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird
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| guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX
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| Technoturnovers▸that exists?
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| guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
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| Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro
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| guest68876▸I DO NOT
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| guest68876▸YOU DO
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| Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;)
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| Ctrl joined
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| Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american
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| Ctrl left
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| Technoturnovers▸blacked panther?
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| Technoturnovers▸whoa
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| guest68876▸HEY TECHNO
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| Ctrl joined
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| Technoturnovers▸what?
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| guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED
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| guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
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| SUCKA▸
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| THE▸
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| COCKA▸
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| COCKA left. Ctrl joined
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| VOTE▸
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| TRUMP▸
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| TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined
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| guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP
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| VOTE▸
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| TRUMP▸
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| Chinigan▸hi ctrl!
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| Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump?
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| Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that
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| guest68876▸Well
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| guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
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| guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND
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| Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it
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| guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war
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| guest68876▸10.6
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| guest68876▸.66
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| Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther?
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| Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man
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| Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc?
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| CtrLALtDeLEte left
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| guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead
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| Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
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| guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther"
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| guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X
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| Technoturnovers▸>projecting
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| Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else
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| guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob
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| Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you
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| guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly
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| guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299
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| CtrLALtDeLEte joined
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard*
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| CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug
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| guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files
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| Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse?
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| Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious
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| Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude?
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| Guest leaves the chat
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| </pre> | |
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|
| === The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) ===
| | [[How to create a disk image in QEMU|See this page for more information on how this command works.]] |
| <pre>
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| Technoturnovers▸oh noes
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| Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
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| </pre>
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|
| === Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) ===
| | You should see an output like this: |
| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
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| Technoturnovers▸k
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| Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
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| Technoturnovers▸oh no
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| Technoturnovers▸no no
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| Technoturnovers▸fuck you
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
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| Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
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| Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
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| </pre>
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| === Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) ===
| | [[File:MacOS Img Created.png|700px]] |
| <pre>
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| Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
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| Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
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| Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
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| Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
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| LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
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| LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
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| </pre>
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|
| === Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) ===
| | Now we're ready to go. |
| <pre>
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| Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
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| Ctrl▸Or what
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| Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
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| LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
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| Ctrl▸Like I care lol
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| </pre>
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|
| === Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) === | | ===Installation=== |
| <pre>
| | Now, we'll start QEMU like this: |
| patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods
| | <pre>qemu-system-ppc -M mac99 -m 512 -hda macos9.img -cdrom /path/to/macos-9-cd.iso -netdev user,id=mynet -device sungem,netdev=mynet -device usb-mouse -device usb-kbd -boot d</pre> |
| wewlad: not dinkle
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| wewlad: that guy is a retard
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| Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one
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| patrick: don't get heated
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| wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles
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| wewlad: really smart guy
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| Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them
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| Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard
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| wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works
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| wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too
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| Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works
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| Dinkleberg: ze lag
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| patrick: nice turnbomb
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| Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?
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| wewlad: >turn bombing
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| wewlad: >being this mad
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| Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad
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| wewlad: that's right
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| wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy
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| wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords
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| Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass
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| Dinkleberg: wewfag
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| wewlad: seems like it
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| wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?
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| Dinkleberg: because
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| Dinkleberg: i fucking can
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| Dinkleberg: that's why
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| wewlad: ah
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| wewlad: so you are a retard
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| wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy
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| Dinkleberg: ah
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| wewlad: gotcha
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| Dinkleberg: i have tor
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| wewlad: >i have tor
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| wewlad: LOL
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| Dinkleberg: hurr durr
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| Dinkleberg: tor is botnet
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| wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism
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| wewlad: you really are
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| wewlad: the hardest of core hacker
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| wewlad: you are the next lizard squad
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| Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing
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| patrick: shut the fuck up you two
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| wewlad: lol?
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| wewlad: you just want attention
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| Dinkleberg: no
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| Dinkleberg: i dont
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| wewlad: you do
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| Dinkleberg: you want attention
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| Dinkleberg: by insulting me
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| wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible
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| Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you
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| wewlad: lmao
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| wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION
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| Dinkleberg: yes you do
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| wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT
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| wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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| Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people
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| wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS
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| Dinkleberg: and call them retards?
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| wewlad: it's entertaining?
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| wewlad: not really attention seeking
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| Dinkleberg: Roblox?
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| Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay
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| wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english
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| Dinkleberg: o rly
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| Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english
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| Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then
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| dan: roblox
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| dan: cox
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| wewlad: being this literal
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| wewlad: what is autism
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| Dinkleberg: being this salty
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| Dinkleberg: what is trolling
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| wewlad: you're not trolling
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| wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad
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| Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling
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| wewlad: you are this autistic
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| wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes
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| wewlad: you go to 8chan for support
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| wewlad: like what is wrong with you
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| wewlad: you're a living meme
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| Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username
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| wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't
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| wewlad: >this level of autism
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| Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll?
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| Dinkleberg: nope
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| Garry12gg: OK.
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| wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash
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| Dinkleberg: no we arent
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| Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids
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| wewlad: >arent
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| wewlad: >implying you're not a skid
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| Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend>
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| Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up
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| Dinkleberg: you cuck
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| wewlad: >cuck
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| wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc
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| Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.
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| wewlad voted no.
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| Garry12gg voted no.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care
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| Garry12gg: LOL
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas
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| dan voted no.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.
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| patrick voted yes.
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles
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| FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
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| </pre> | |
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| == 2017 == | | A breakdown of this command: <code>qemu-system-ppc</code> is the name of the QEMU emulator, of course. <code>-M mac99</code> tells it to emulate a "Mac99" model (which is a G4 Mac). QEMU also supports a Beige PowerMac G3. You can type <code>-M ?</code> for a full list. <code>-m 512</code> adds 512 MB of RAM to the machine. The system becomes pretty unstable with more than 1 GB of RAM so I recommend setting this to about 896 MB at most. <code>-hda macos9.img</code> is the hard drive. <code>-cdrom /path/to/macos-9-cd.iso</code> adds a CDrom drive, which needs to be changed to point to the Mac OS ISO. <code>-netdev user,id=mynet</code> adds a virtual "user" network and sets up some network configuration. It'll also attach to your host's LAN. <code>-device sungem,netdev=mynet</code> adds a virtual NIC (in this case, a SunGEM network card) and assigns it to the virtual network specified before. <code>-device usb-mouse</code> and <code>-device usb-kbd</code> add a USB mouse and keyboard which will allow for much better input (especially if you are hosting this on [[CollabVM]]). And finally, <code>-boot d</code> tells the machine to boot from the CD-ROM drive. |
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| === "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
| | With all that in mind, we are now ready to start. |
| <pre>
| |
| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸stop
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| Windows98_SE▸too good
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| LoveEevee▸nice
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| guest63797▸im a girl
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| Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop
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| guest63797▸i didnt set it
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| Windows98_SE▸I did ik
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| Windows98_SE▸ooh
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| Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink
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| guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98
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| Windows98_SE▸:)
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| Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you
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| Windows98_SE▸oh
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| Windows98_SE▸you mean the os
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸why
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| Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER
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| guest63797▸yes messing with the colors
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| Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT
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| Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser
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| Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6
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| Windows98_SE▸what
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| Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes
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| guest63797▸might as well get a pink t
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| Windows98_SE▸nah
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| Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine
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| Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks
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| Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah
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| guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha
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| Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible
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| Windows98_SE▸as possible*
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| Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot
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| Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large
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| Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9
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| guest19329▸size 100
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| Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white
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| Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9
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| guest19329▸Windows 9?
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| Windows98_SE▸windows 10
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| Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9
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| guest19329▸ur right
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| guest19329▸should be win 9
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| guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names
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| guest19329▸upload
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| guest19329▸it
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| guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter
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| Windows98_SE▸what
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| Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter
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| Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat
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| Windows98_SE▸e
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| Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack
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| guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter
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| Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy
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| eneness▸is this the theme?
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| Windows98_SE▸yes
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| eneness▸will it work on win10
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| guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os
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| Windows98_SE▸umm
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| eneness▸ok
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| guest19329▸ill just upgrade it
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| Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic
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| guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary?
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| Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy
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| guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad
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| Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary
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| Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished
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| Windows98_SE▸ther
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| guest19329▸funny
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| Windows98_SE▸e
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| Windows98_SE▸that's better
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| guest19329▸get rid of it
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| Windows98_SE▸what is "it"
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| Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub
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| guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you
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| Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account
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| Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz
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| guest19329▸God
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| guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real
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| Windows98_SE▸what file
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| guest19329▸It's the secret administrator...
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| Windows98_SE▸nah
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| Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer
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| Windows98_SE▸there*
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| guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default
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| Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes
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| Windows98_SE▸what the hell
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| guest63797▸u r a plumber
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| Windows98_SE▸no
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| Windows98_SE▸that's merio
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| Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
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| </pre>
| |
|
| |
|
| === "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
| | When you start QEMU, you should see a yellow screen with some details like this: |
| <pre>
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate
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| Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler
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| Windows98_SE▸installer*
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium???
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit?
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| Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001.
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| Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001??????
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| Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD
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| LoveEevee▸>2012
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| LoveEevee▸>recent
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy
| |
| Garry12gg▸Yup.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus
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| Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing.
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator
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| Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ?
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it?
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people
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| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
| |
| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
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| LoveEevee▸>Prounced
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| LoveEevee▸murrican education
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex
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| LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone
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| Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature
| |
| gordy12gg▸no
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize
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| Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program
| |
| Windows98_SE▸yeah, really
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the faggots
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list
| |
| gordy12gg▸yup
| |
| LoveEevee▸>Since Last On
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy
| |
| LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo
| |
| LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack
| |
| gordy12gg▸use chrome
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03
| |
| LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper
| |
| Windows98_SE▸what the shit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me
| |
| Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal
| |
| LoveEevee▸CRINGE
| |
| Garry12gg▸Yup.
| |
| guest6372▸ass
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina
| |
| Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire
| |
| Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end
| |
| Ctrl▸Until you remove it
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun
| |
| LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable
| |
| LoveEevee▸what now fag
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program
| |
| LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus
| |
| Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM.
| |
| Windows98_SE voted yes.
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN voted no.
| |
| LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe
| |
| LoveEevee voted no.
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee
| |
| Windows98_SE▸there
| |
| Windows98_SE▸it works now
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸this
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy
| |
| Ctrl voted no.
| |
| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
| |
| Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit
| |
| Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish
| |
| gordy12gg▸eevee
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish
| |
| gordy12gg▸yup
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends
| |
| gordy12gg▸^
| |
| gordy12gg▸snap
| |
| LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy
| |
| gordy12gg▸theres my bot
| |
| </pre>
| |
|
| |
|
| === Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) ===
| | [[File:MacOS OpenBIOS.png]] |
| '''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much?
| |
|
| |
|
| <pre>
| | The system should begin starting up after a few seconds: |
| Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x
| |
| bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸heh
| |
| LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10
| |
| Technoturnovers▸they work like shit
| |
| LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^)
| |
| Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit
| |
| Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all?
| |
| LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED
| |
| Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!)
| |
| Technoturnovers▸literally no reason
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows
| |
| Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine
| |
| cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes
| |
| Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't
| |
| Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows
| |
| Technoturnovers▸*bit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit
| |
| Ctrl▸Butt progs
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile
| |
| Vanilla left
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| Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk
| |
| Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984
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| Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Same thing
| |
| Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope
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| Vanilla left
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| Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time
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| Ctrl▸>linux
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao
| |
| Ctrl▸>windows
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| Ctrl▸>not temploeos
| |
| Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you
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| Ctrl▸Die unholy scum
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| Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you
| |
| Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb
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| Ctrl▸I know
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu
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| Ctrl▸I watched the stream
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos
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| Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu
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| Technoturnovers▸it works fine
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS
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| Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux
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| Technoturnovers▸im not
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| Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang
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| Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is
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| Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody
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| Technoturnovers▸>140 iq
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| Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with
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| Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts
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| Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian
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| Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind
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| Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american
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| Technoturnovers▸jesus
| |
| Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here?
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian
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| Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that
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| Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you
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| Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk
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| Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them
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| Ctrl▸LMOS
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic
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| Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game
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| Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does
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| Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY
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| Ctrl▸Wtf techno
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| Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN
| |
| CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED
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| Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin
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| Shitface titty fart▸x
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸:(
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| Vanilla▸>isis
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| Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say
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| Vanilla▸i like isis
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis
| |
| Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too?
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| Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis
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| Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu
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| Vanilla left
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| Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant
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| Ctrl▸What else is new
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend>
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| Vanilla joined
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol
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| Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password
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| Vanilla joined
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| Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS
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| LoveEevee▸noo
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| Shitface titty fart▸yes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us
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| Shitface titty fart▸you shekel
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| bcd29x_8.1▸gibe
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| LoveEevee▸alright
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| LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed
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| LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though
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| Ctrl▸Green is my pepper
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| LoveEevee▸yes
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| bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed
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| Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck
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| LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux
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| Ctrl left
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent
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| Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop
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| LoveEevee▸>photoshop
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| LoveEevee▸>on loonix
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| LoveEevee▸in your dreams
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that
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| Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew
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| guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM.
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| bcd29x_8.1 voted no.
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| Shitface titty fart voted no.
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| LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine
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| bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^)
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| Vanilla voted no.
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| Shitface titty fart▸It does
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| LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit
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| bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo
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| Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks
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| Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc
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| cutebot2 left
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games
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| Vanilla▸on collabvm?
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| Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs
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| Vanilla▸lol
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| Ctrl joined
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| bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you
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| bcd29x_8.1▸:
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks"
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| bcd29x_8.1▸^
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| bcd29x_8.1▸)
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸run
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| Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg
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| Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error
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| Shitface titty fart▸No you havent
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| bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have
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| Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM
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| Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn
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| Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about
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| The vote to reset the VM has lost.
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| Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet
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| Shitface titty fart▸Yes
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops
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| Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that
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| Vanilla left
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| Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org?
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸;)))))))))
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| Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
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| </pre>
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|
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|
| === Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) ===
| | [[File:MacOS StartingUp.png]] |
| <pre>
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| hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
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| </pre>
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|
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|
| == 2018 ==
| | It usually takes around a minute to start, but if you're on a slower/older machine it may take several minutes. When it's done it should drop you into a live Mac OS 9 environment like this: |
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|
| === Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) ===
| | [[File:MacOS Live.png]] |
| <pre>
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| Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!
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| Wulf715▸what the hell
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| Wulf715▸we didnt do shit
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| Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T
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| Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID
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| Wulf715▸who
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| Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]
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| Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
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| </pre>
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|
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|
| == 2020 ==
| | Click the "Utilities" folder. Open the "Drive Setup" utility and initialize the volume (labeled <not initialized>). |
|
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| === Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) ===
| | [[File:MacOS Initalize.png]] |
| The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
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| http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
| | It'll warn you that it will destroy all data on the volumes. Click Initialize and proceed. It will partition the disk, and then we can proceed with the installation. Go back to the root CD folder and click "Install Mac OS 9.2.1" (or whatever version). Click Continue, make sure the Destination Disk is the one you just initialized, accept the software license agreement, and click "Start" to begin the installation. |
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| '''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake'''
| | [[File:MacOS Install.png|200px]] [[File:MacOS Destination.png|200px]] [[File:MacOS Agreement.png|200px]] [[File:MacOS Agreement2.png|200px]] [[File:MacOS Start.png|200px]] |
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| == 2021 ==
| | The system will now install. It will give an ETA of about 7 minutes usually but it might take longer to actually install. Just sit back, let it do its thing, go watch some YouTube videos or something while it does this. |
|
| |
|
| === Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) ===
| | [[File:MacOS Installing.png]] |
| <pre>
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all
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| Wulf715▸uhhhhhh
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
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| </pre>
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|
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|
| === Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) ===
| | When it's done installing you will get a message box asking if you want to exit or continue to install other software. Choose "Continue" and close out of QEMU (press Ctrl+ALT+G to release the mouse grab). Change the <code>-boot d</code> flag to <code>-boot c</code> so that it boots to the new image, like so: |
| <pre>
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| mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit
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| yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer
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| gogo▸his username is the opposite
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| gogo▸yeah
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| yellows111▸still uses his sorry name
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| yellows111▸in everything he makes
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| brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing
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| yellows111▸because hes self centered
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| yellows111▸thats his brand
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| yellows111▸right so uhh
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| Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs!
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| Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7.
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| If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset.
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| The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login.
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| Join our Discord if you have any questions.
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| Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers
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| yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs
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| gogo▸oh yeah
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| gogo▸this is what happened
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| yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable
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| yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest
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| yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on
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| brandan▸electron? :troll:
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| gogo▸nope
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| yellows111▸worse
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| gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?)
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| yellows111▸imagine running one executable
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| mv_▸well i found it first
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| Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit???
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| yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run
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| Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure
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| gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader
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| modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion
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| Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off
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| CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!!
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| mv_▸yes
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| gogo▸also uhh
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| brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao
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| modeco80▸anyways uh
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| mv_▸there is multiple
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| gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh
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| mv_▸just search
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| yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown?
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| gogo▸when i was away from here
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| guest25540▸uhhh
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| yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now
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| guest25540▸think it just hung
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| modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia
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| mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS]
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| modeco80▸and that cause the autism
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| gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with
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| yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse
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| yellows111▸of a bluescreen
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| yellows111▸what uhh
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| modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it
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| yellows111▸happened there
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| modeco80▸it's over
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| </pre> | |
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|
| == 2022 == | | <pre>qemu-system-ppc -M mac99 -m 512 -hda macos9.img -netdev user,id=mynet -device sungem,netdev=mynet -device usb-mouse -device usb-kbd -boot c</pre> |
|
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| === Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) ===
| | You may also remove the CD rom if you want. You will see the same yellow boot screen as before, and if all went well, you should see this (you may have to jiggle your mouse a bit to make it actually load): |
| <pre>
| |
| CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr
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| Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate
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| retard▸ i like holzer than memz
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| CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that
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| CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit
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| retard▸ clutt?
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| CRYAKL▸ thats even worse
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| retard▸ oh my god
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| CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash
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| CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions
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| CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand
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| retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy
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| CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right
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| CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths
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| guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers
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| CRYAKL▸ spam gdi
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| CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system
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| CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over
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| CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF);
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| retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus?
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| CRYAKL▸ thats cool
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| sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice
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| CRYAKL▸ at least make it different
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam
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| guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors
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| retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny?
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| CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0
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| CRYAKL▸ like come on man
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| sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore
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| CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died
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| CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time
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| sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus
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| sus32▸ everybody makes content on it
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| CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series
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| CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce
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| CRYAKL▸ theres even ones
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| CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on
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| CRYAKL▸ that are better
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| CRYAKL▸ lol
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| CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit
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| guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer
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| CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass
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| guest52802▸ probarly dancoot
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| CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver
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| CRYAKL▸ Kaane
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| sus32▸ "xp horror edition"
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| retard▸ windows xp horror trash
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| guest52802▸ forkie
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| CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form
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| sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io
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| CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself
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| </pre>
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| [[Category:Stories]] | | [[File:MacOS StartingUp2.png]] |
| | |
| | And if all went well, you should be in the desktop! Hooray! |
| | |
| | [[File:MacOS Desktop.png]] |
| | |
| | You may have a "Setup Assistant" appear. You can go through and set everything up or close it, it doesn't matter much, though it will help you set up some basic network functions like shared folders and the like, so I recommend it. It's a very simple wizard. |
| | |
| | ===Software=== |
| | Mac OS 9 had lots of software released for it back in the day, and fortunately, a lot of it was preserved thanks to the efforts of [https://macintoshgarden.org/ Macintosh Garden] and the Internet Archive. Pretty much every major software for OS 9 is on Macintosh Garden, so I recommend checking that one out first. At the end of this tutorial I'll list some useful software. |
| | |
| | ===Sound=== |