Satire:Grand Theft Auto: CollabVM Edition

Grand Theft Auto: CollabVM Edition is a fictional 3D video game for the PC involving a intricate and articulate interactive storytelling about the whimsical characters of a evergrowing community of a website in which you have fake computers that you can control for no more than 18 seconds online, which is none other than this very place, and a story set in a video game universe that is surrounding it, written by some faggot.

It was released on June 15, 2016 in North America and Computernewbia, June 16, 2016 in Alabama, June 21, 2016 in Europe and Australia, December 31, 2016 in Japan, and June 1, 2017 in Hong Kong for the Fagot 2000 system. It was later released in South Africa on March 10, 2017.

All other ports documented/released after either around this time (at the time of the game's full release), or (in early 2018/at any particular point of 2018) and after, are all fake. The only legitimate ports after the fact was the little known port to the Virtual Boy, Atari Jaguar, Game Boy Color, Nintendo Labo and the PlayStation 1. There are also recreations for this game in the Garry's Mod engine, the Redneck Rampage engine and the Postal 3 engine.

Story (as described from the official 2018 canon)
In the distant year of 2025, the Supreme Autismo Forkies have taken over and infested CollabVM City, Computernewbia stock full of Andrej Akan's brainwashed memzfag army and several thousand vacbedlover alts.

You take control of 6 characters, CHOCOLATEMAN, D0rtz, kekero, CtrlAltDelete, Windows98_SE and FluffyVulpix and your goal is to FUCKING DESTROY Andrej Akan, Troll101, TheBiggestTroll, vacbedlover, Onutė Saulutė (78.63.40.199) and the fucking list goes on, and destroy the Supreme Autismo Forkie nation once and for all.

You will be forcefully given fellatio, escorted, raped, and assisted by the biggest fucking autist of them all, Mark, an unlockable character when you finish the first mission. This fucker becomes your sidekick for the first 2 missions but gets killed by some faggot, but you still get the unlockable character anyway (Don't bother with the unlockable, you'll not be able to pass the first mission without dying).

Oh yeah and Windows98_SE died due to the lack of feces other than his own lately, but he still appears in the game anyway.

Weapons
 Fists (ID: fists)

Golf Club (ID: golfclub)

Spiky Dildo (ID: spikydildo)

Fork Bomb (ID: forkbomb)

Pistol (ID: pistol)

Colt Python (ID: coltpython)

Shit-Shooter 9000 (ID: ss9000)

Zelag (ID: zelagreee)</li>

Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout (ID: bbbb)</li>

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 (ID: phonegrenade)</li>

IED (ID: osamasdogbiscuits)</li>

SMG (ID: smg)</li>

Laser Gun (ID: lasergun)</li>

Windows98_SE's BFG9000 (ID: bfg9000)</li>

Admin Panel (only usable for Dartz and CHOCOLATEMAN on the Impossible difficulty (and all difficulties after completing Impossible))</li> </ol>

Difficulties
Baby Mode - Game is so fucking easy you can instantly win all the missions. Every weapon is OP.

Normal Mode - The main difficulty. Usual mechanics, usual health, usual weapons and usual enemy health.

Hard Mode - This is a mode designed for experts. You start off with a pistol, no Mark to fuck up your day this time, and twice the forkies. You'll get a achievement when you beat the game, a pair of black sunglasses, a spiked dildo, and a IRL BFG9000 will be delivered to your home so you can destroy forkies in one hit just like in the game, leave no traces!

Impossible Mode - A mode designed for cool people and only the coolest. You'll get a better reward than in Hard Mode, the Admin Panel will be available to you and all cheats will be unlocked, including the unused ones!

Hidden Mode - Basically, you start off with the fists and no other weapons. Sidekicks are completely absent, the forkie autismo infestation has persisted across half of the entire Earth. At this point, we have entered intergalactic war with a previously undiscovered extraterrestrial species, with a surprisingly close connection to the Forkies. This is presumably because they share the same body language, albeit they have different thought processes and Aliens are less susceptible to hypnosis, and boiling.

This is not going to be a easy mode for experts, impossible mode winners, and you.

Cheats
To access the cheat menu, press the tilde key like every other fucking game on the planet, do  (Cool fact! To bypass having to enter this, press Shift+~ instead of just ~) and you're done. Known cheats:

- Kills everyone but you

- Activates the super secret bruteforcer ***

or  - Gives you a specific weapon. (except the Admin Panel)

- Kills you

- Crashes your game (same as access_admin_panel)

Trying to give yourself the Admin Panel disables all commands and changes all your weapons to the Useless Weapon until game restarts

- Gives you 50k dollars.

- Blasts "Loadsamoney" and gives you 69k dollars

- Gives you 700 Armor Points.

- Max Ammo and 1000 Armor Points (must be typed outside of cheat menu while playing any shoot-em-up minigame, oh and must be typed in lowercase)

Gives you the hardest, hardest mode. All weapons are useless, you start off with fists. Nothing will work. If you complete this, you're the god of this game.

250k cash per walking. very OP.

Gives you the real Admin Panel. It lasts 30 minutes.

If you find some cheats, just edit this section!