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'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in [[CollabVM]] (formerly the Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy, unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of [[CollabVM]] culture, a mockery to all that is [[CollabNet|fair]] and [[Whitelister|good]], the bad future of [[CollabVM]], a malware paradise for [[Forkies|forkies]] to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where [[Hildaboo|authority]] and [[DarkOK|prestige]] is meaningless, a place where [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules human etiquette]] and [
...Where [[Banned_from_Equestria|horsefucking]], and more recently, [[Papa_Louie_Arcade|taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise]], and even more recently, [[
The premise of the VM is that none of the [[CollabVM]] rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction. [[CollabNet|The web filter part of CollabNet]] and [[Whitelister]] have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM.
This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are heavily restricted with AD policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have [[CollabNet|a web filter]], [[Whitelister|a residential whitelist]] and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs or downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to purposefully fill up disk space. However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default.
The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the [[CollabVM]] and VM rules on the VM however, and obviously Whitelister/CollabNet filtering may or may not be enabled depending on the current circumstances or what is going on at this time. The [[AnyOSInstallBot]] is also (sometimes) present on the VM because the only rule that prohibits the installation of other operating systems onto a VM (Rule 9) is unenforced.
The VM was introduced May 10th 2022 which initially ran [[Windows Vista]] SP2 with Extended Kernel, and the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]]. It runs [[Windows 7]] [http://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows/Windows%207/Windows%207%20Angry%20Birds%20Edition%20Sp1%20X84.iso DiLshad Sys Angry Birds Edition x84] (a Windows bootleg you can get from [http://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows Crustywindows]) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], that being it is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Aside from [[VM3]] and the [[VM7|Install Any OS]] VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place. Due to the generally chaotic nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles.▼
▲The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [[Windows Vista]] SP2 with Extended Kernel, and then the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]]. It runs DiLshad Sys [[Windows 7]] [http://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows/Windows%207/Windows%207%20Angry%20Birds%20Edition%20Sp1%20X84.iso
The VM has the wallpaper set by default as <s>[[:File:Vm0b0tw.jpg|a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum"]]</s> <i>[[:File:Vm0b0tw2.png|a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem partially transformed into Morbius wallpaper (sponsored by Marvel), in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's morbin time"]]</i> and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right, and the theme set by default since July 2022 as the Razer Green Theme (you can find the theme in the ABBlackup directory)▼
▲The VM has the wallpaper set by default as <s>[[:File:Vm0b0tw.jpg|a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum"]]</s> <i>[[:File:Vm0b0tw2.png|a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem partially transformed into Morbius wallpaper (sponsored by Marvel), in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's morbin time"]]</i> and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right, and the theme set by default since July 2022 as the Razer Green Theme (you can find the theme in the ABBlackup directory)
[[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t|There are several programs and games, and other things on the VM, which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]▼
▲[[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t|There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme and bookmarks, custom pictures and et cetera), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]
<s>This also marks the return of [[debianguy]] in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?</s> <s><b><i>HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK </i></b></s> nvm he died again
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the Angry Birds default programs):
The browsers Firefox 100, Chromium 104, the redists .NET Framework 1.1, 3.0, 4 Client and Extended Profile, and some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 2019), a shortcut to the Flash 32 projector titled "Porn Player", a briefcase titled "[[Inspector Gadget|GO GO GADGET RAPING KIT]]", the default Windows games Solitaire, Minesweeper, Spider Solitaire and InkBall (titled
=== Miscellaneous ===
A file named "opengl32.dll" (Which is Mesa3D, a software renderer) and the CollabNet certificate <code>penis.crt</code> in the Downloads directory,
Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls
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== Gallery ==
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File:Vm0b0t_new5.png | Revision 5
File:Vm0b0t_new6.png | Revision 6
File:Vm0b0tw.jpg | The VM 0b0t Wallpaper
File:Vm0b0tw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper
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