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== 2017 ==
=== "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
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Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸stop
Windows98_SE▸too good
LoveEevee▸nice
guest63797▸im a girl
Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop
guest63797▸i didnt set it
Windows98_SE▸I did ik
Windows98_SE▸ooh
Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink
guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98
Windows98_SE▸:)
Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you
Windows98_SE▸oh
Windows98_SE▸you mean the os
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER
guest63797▸yes messing with the colors
Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT
Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser
Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6
Windows98_SE▸what
Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes
guest63797▸might as well get a pink t
Windows98_SE▸nah
Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine
Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks
Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah
guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha
Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible
Windows98_SE▸as possible*
Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot
Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large
Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9
guest19329▸size 100
Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white
Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9
guest19329▸Windows 9?
Windows98_SE▸windows 10
Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9
guest19329▸ur right
guest19329▸should be win 9
guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names
guest19329▸upload
guest19329▸it
guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter
Windows98_SE▸what
Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter
Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat
Windows98_SE▸e
Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack
guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter
Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy
eneness▸is this the theme?
Windows98_SE▸yes
eneness▸will it work on win10
guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os
Windows98_SE▸umm
Windows98_SE▸no
eneness▸ok
guest19329▸ill just upgrade it
Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic
guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary?
Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy
guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad
Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary
Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished
Windows98_SE▸ther
guest19329▸funny
Windows98_SE▸e
Windows98_SE▸that's better
guest19329▸get rid of it
Windows98_SE▸what is "it"
Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub
guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you
Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account
Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz
guest19329▸God
guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real
Windows98_SE▸what file
guest19329▸It's the secret administrator...
Windows98_SE▸nah
Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer
Windows98_SE▸there*
guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default
Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes
Windows98_SE▸what the hell
guest63797▸u r a plumber
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸that's merio
Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
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=== "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) ===
<pre>
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate
Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler
Windows98_SE▸installer*
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium
CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free
CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium???
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit?
Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001.
Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to
CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001??????
Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT
CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM
CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD
LoveEevee▸>2012
LoveEevee▸>recent
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online
CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy
Garry12gg▸Yup.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus
Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled
CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator
Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button
CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸murrican education
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex
LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie
CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone
Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long
CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking
CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature
gordy12gg▸no
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program
CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize
Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2
CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program
Windows98_SE▸yeah, really
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the faggots
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list
gordy12gg▸yup
LoveEevee▸>Since Last On
CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy
LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work
CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look
CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo
LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack
gordy12gg▸use chrome
CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k
CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03
LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper
Windows98_SE▸what the shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me
Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal
LoveEevee▸CRINGE
Garry12gg▸Yup.
guest6372▸ass
CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina
Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire
Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end
Ctrl▸Until you remove it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun
LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable
LoveEevee▸what now fag
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program
LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff
CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus
Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM.
Windows98_SE voted yes.
CHOCOLATEMAN voted no.
LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe
LoveEevee voted no.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee
Windows98_SE▸there
Windows98_SE▸it works now
CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy
Ctrl voted no.
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit
Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish
gordy12gg▸eevee
CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish
gordy12gg▸yup
CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends
gordy12gg▸^
gordy12gg▸snap
LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy
gordy12gg▸theres my bot
</pre>
=== Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) ===
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