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20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it?
20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol
20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: hilda<friend> bot?
20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet
20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol
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== 2022 ==
=== Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) ===
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CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr
Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate
<restart>▸ i like holzer than memz
CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that
CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit
<restart>▸ clutt?
CRYAKL▸ thats even worse
<restart>▸ oh my god
CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash
CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions
CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand
<restart>▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy
CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right
CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths
guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers
CRYAKL▸ spam gdi
CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system
CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over
CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF);
<restart>▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus?
CRYAKL▸ thats cool
sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice
CRYAKL▸ at least make it different
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam
guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors
<restart>▸ holzer vs viruses is funny?
CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0
CRYAKL▸ like come on man
sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore
CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died
CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time
sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus
sus32▸ everybody makes content on it
CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series
CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce
CRYAKL▸ theres even ones
CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on
CRYAKL▸ that are better
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit
guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer
CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass
guest52802▸ probarly dancoot
CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver
CRYAKL▸ Kaane
sus32▸ "xp horror edition"
<restart>▸ windows xp horror trash
guest52802▸ forkie
CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form
sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io
CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself
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