Satire:The QEMU Monitor Console Shitshow

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE HAVE A BIG FUCKER TODAY:

So basically CHOCOLATEMAN says: "yeah so uh @dartz miiiiight wanna change your passwords lol and i'm not SAYING someone discovered something"
and everyone's like fucking confused as shit
until it hit us: the admin panel password somehow got leaked:
>admin panel password leaked
apparently people got access to the dartz server somehow through collabbot or some shit so what the fuck?
apparently modeco80 came out to say she was getting the CollabBot™ Source by the vnc and then this happened;
SOME FUCKING ONE WANTED MODECO TO JUST STRAIGHT UP GET THE ADMIN PASSWORD ITSELF
THEN THE SHIT BROKE LOSE:
"the admin panel was just logged into and then logged out"
THE FUCK? JUST? THATS STILL SOMETHING!
>sorry was like "backdoor this, backdoor that, rsh reverse shell, hijack killall, etc" the entire time
WHAT THE COMPLETE FUCK?
>modeco says: because ((i reported it)) and soiled their wet dreams of backdooring the server
...WHAT THE FUCK WAS Y'ALL DOING??
mdkck: i think we also tried to fucking get the token from config.yml of collabbot but that shit just failed to mount for some reason
what the coMPLETE FUCK HAPPENED FOR THIIIIIIS SHIT
"i keep seeing sorry sperg about running a uber hacker command, or rsh backdoor"
whathowthefuckwhywasthisshitpossible
>sorry literally started SCREAMING "DELETE LOGS"
mad.com
"DELETE LOGS YOU FUCKER" "DELETE THE FUCXKING LSGO"
sperg
"DELETE" "RM LOGS"
FUCKING STOP
>you retards BOTH wanted to keep the exploit secret
the fuck did you niggers find this time
>backdoor? ok what the actual fuck happened here backdoor in qemu orrrrrrrr
<yeah a backdoor in qemu because qemu is a fucking pile of shit coded by fucking retards
dicks
>backdoor in qemu FUCKING RETARDS
<yes there seriously is a backdoor in qemu if you have vnc open without -nographic
TARDS TARDS TARDS
<you were trying to root dartz?
mADMENNNNNNN
>ROOT DARTZ
>ARE YOU FUCKING MAD
>HOW DID YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO ATTEMPT SUCH A FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A JOB THAT COULD OF FUCKKKKKKED COLLABVM
then this appeared:
ok hold it
HOLD it
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU FAGGOT FUCKS
ok so
basically
i found out collabbot vm had qemu monitor
so i play around for a bit
((reminder: i didnt intend to cause damage))
i get collabbot source, but not ze token
then these two retards start a group dm
where they discuss backdooring dartz's server
mdkck: let me interject for a moment

1. sorry started it
   
2. sorry invited me
   
3. i didn't discuss backdooring it, i was only following along
   

CHOCOLATEMAN:
where they discuss backdooring dartz's server
holy fuck lmao you better be fucking GLAD geodude isn't around anymore
continuing... alright so then sorry ie mr faggot 2003 here
decides to ask me to get the panel password
i'm not even sure why but
i guess he was in let's get banned mode

basically for some reason
change <dev> <file>
can autocomplete
so i also may have figured out the folder structer dartz uses for servers
also uh
he has steamcmd too
i mean
i never intended to BACKDOOR
as i've said like at least 5 times
i just wanted to dump collabbot and or maybe cutebot

>sorry is just trying to save his sorry ass
yeah uhh let me stop you right there
modeco was only following instructions you gave her

uhh the convo'ing ends but hey qemu is shit as usual
having a exploit in vnc that can use files outside of vm (host machine)
overall its just complete ass and the other fucks in this can fill in because fuck me i cant type for several minutes im fucking bored man