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{{Infobox user
| name = Andrej Akan
| username = jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
| nationality = Unknown
| years active =
| status = Active
| problem = Yes
}}
"'''Andrej Akan'''"
He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either:
He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord (he hasn't done this since 2019). His true country of origin is unknown, but he has been presumed to be from either Pakistan or Croatia. Either way, it still pisses him off when either of those countries are mentioned, but even it still doesn't provide a conclusive answer.
▲"'''Andrej Akan'''" (aka <s>[[jjjj]]</s> (jjjj is actually [[Trycs]])) is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.
He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible, that someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years
▲He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: <i>[[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the Local Machine registry hive (either through regedit or the command line equivalent <code>reg</code>), or more recently, [[jjjj Ransomware]]</i>. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.
He is known to take long hiatuses from CollabVM before terrorizing it once more. I want to say he spends 6 months into the site, and then takes a break for 6 months or multiple years.
== Trivia ==▼
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 mm
▲He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)]]
▲==Trivia==
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means. (it means "buy now" in Polish)▼
▲* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means.
* He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
* He always pretends to be sick so he can go to [[CollabVM]].
* He has no life and is mainly bored.
* He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
* He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot. In retrospect, he was likely telling the truth based on his past actions.
* He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia
* He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
* He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
* He claims to have no PC.
=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===
* YouTube channel:
: Known names:
* Discord account:
: previous:
: current:
: Known names:
:
* GitHub account:
: current:
==== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ====
Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland
Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face, he will do anything to mask his identity further!
== Did you know that Andrej Akan is a... ==
=== Troll ===
He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin
=== Con artist/Imposter ===
He impersonated [[Icanttellyou|
=== Obsessive ===
Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even '''''banned''''' by Dartz himself, as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) <ref name=kitban>[http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/]</ref>.
=== Destructive ===
One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) [[Brandan|DFU]]'s personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).
== Gallery ==
=== Andrej Akan ===
Most of these quotes were taken in 2019 - 2020
<gallery>
File: Inbed.png | Andrej wants [[icanttellyou]] in bed. Guest spoke for him.
File: Andrej_admitting_to_keyfagging_the_vms.png | Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions
</gallery>
=== jjjj ===
Everything from here is from 2020 (as seen by screenshots clearly being from the CollabVM 2.0 chat box). The Niko Bellic one is from 2022 and it was taken by Swordlink1.
<gallery>
File: autism1.png | jjjj loving himself, saying that [[Hеndicted|ld]] is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism2.png | jjjj getting angry because [[Hеndicted|ld]] is not letting him forkie the VM.
File: autism3.png | jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism4.png | jjjj talking to himself.
File: autism7.png | jjjj saying that [[Dartz]] is gay.
File: OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg | jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File: Nikobellic.PNG | jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from
File: hisnyxniggeranus.png | What???
</gallery>
== Citations ==
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