Collablish
Collablish is a poorly-formed satellite language to English created by the members of CollabVM.
It primarily consists of a very garbled form of English, in which sentences are often as short as possible, and extremely grammatically incorrect.
Often, many English grammatical rules (subject/predicate, ordering, basic sentence structure) are completely ignored, to the point that most spoken Collablish is almost too garbled to read.
The uttering of Collabish is a major symptom of late-stage SCP-3152 (CollabVM Syndrome).
Makeup
Collablish is usually case insensitive; however, all caps usually indicates a Collablish user is rather angry (whether it be at the user or themselves is up to the translator).
Collablish is often repeated (almost to spam levels) by its speakers, in a futile attempt to convey feelings from near zero information whatsoever. This often causes certain examples of Collablish to become infamous, and transform into inside memes of their own, due to how unintentionally funny they can get.
Most speaking patterns of Collablish are extremely hostile in mannerism, with most thoughts commonly ending in slurs, or variations of Collabology.
Translation
As a result of Collablish's "unique" nature, Collablish is very hard to translate or understand unless you:
- are a native Collablish speaker
- are able to translate Collablish into English
However, there are a few common Collablish sentences that can be translated to English easily.
| Collablish | Translation |
|---|---|
| FUCK YOU [username] GO [VM] | "I don't like what you're doing so I am going to attempt to force you off the VM because I think the VM is mine and mine only" |
| GO [VM] | See above. |
| You Banned, Rules: | A phrase uttered by someone who is now honored for unintentionally creating one of the funniest sayings in CollabVM history. |
| [username] IS SUCK | "I don't like you so I am going to scream on the internet about it" |
| unscipt.! scipt.! Stop | Your guess is as good as mine. |