Satire:Rust

Rust is a modern computer programing language that is very unique, because the code rusts over time. It is also usually shilled by retards who refuse to code in “memory unsafe” languages such as C++

Example

fn main() {
    println!("           __,---.__");
    println!("        ,-'         `-.__");
    println!("      &/           `._\\ _\\");
    println!("      /               ''._");
    println!("      |   ,             (\")");
    println!("      |__,'`-..--|__|--''");
}

This code will print a pig onto stdout.

Why you should use it

it’s memory safe
guys it’s memory safe
memory safety
memory safety is priority

Fun facts about Rust

It memleaks on purpose
APPARENTLY PEOPLE ARE USING IT, EVEN MOZILLA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
the primary reason why it’s being shilled everywhere it’s because of “memory safety”
Safe Rust code can memleak
The only good part of Rust is the
```
unsafe {}
```
block, because there you can actually do anything at all.

Conclusion

Should you use it? HELL NO. "Memory safety" ISN'T EVEN IMPORTANT. (granted you don't write dogshit code and free your pointers every now and then or just use std::unique_ptr if you are too lazy lol!.)