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{{Infobox VM
|title = Windows
|screenshot =
|introduced = 10 May 2022
|os = [[Windows
|arch = x64
|node = vm0b0t
|previous = Windows 10<br>Windows 7<br>Windows Vista<br>Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional<br>macOS Mojave
|next = [[VM1]]
}}
'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in [[CollabVM]] (formerly the Mac OS VM and the Whitelist VM), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of [[CollabVM]] culture, a mockery to all that is [[CollabNet|fair]] and [[Whitelister|good]], the bad future of [[CollabVM]], a malware paradise for [[Forkies|forkies]] to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where [[Hildaboo|authority]] and [[DarkOK|prestige]] is meaningless, a place where [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules human etiquette] and [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/faq societal norms] are meaningless, a place where [[CollabVM#CollabVM:_the_Revengance/1.2.10|power and justice]] is meaningless, a place where [[Wikipedia:4chan|moderation is completely nonexistent]], a place where you can detach yourself from [[VM1|reality]] and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where [[CollabVM_Discord|nothing ever changes]] and [[Andrej_Akan|no one ever learns]]... where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the [[VNC Resolver|GandCrab bot]]'s, [[Hildaboo|and the admin's]] favorite pastime. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_Vista Windows Vista] SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Angry_Birds Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition] on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_FaceBooK_Edition_2012 Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition] August 9th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Pony_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Pony Edition 2015] October 20th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Christmas_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Christmas Edition 2015] November 22nd 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows 7 Unstable Piece of Shit Edition x64 for FUNNIES, then the OS was going to be replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Mac_Extreme_2015 Windows 7 Mac Extreme 2015] before the VM crashed,
It runs [https://crustywindo.ws/
The VM has the wallpaper set by default as [[:File:
The premise of the VM is that none of the [[CollabVM]] rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction.
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):
The browsers Chrome and Firefox, Obama Browser, Visual Studio 2010 Express, Falcon C++, Dev C++, Legend of Zilda, Super Hilda, Angry Birds Seasons and Angry Birds Space.
=== Miscellaneous ===
The DirectX software renderer MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z in the Downloads directory and some pictures in the Pictures directory.
== MOTD ==
File:Vm0b0t_new12.png | Revision 12 (November 26th)
File:Vm0b0t_new13.png | Revision 13 (December 8th)
File:Vm0b0t_new14.png | Revision 14 (December 26th, Google Chromium)
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