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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2

Wulf715▸ AHHA

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK

Keurig▸ welpers

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen

Wulf715▸ sorry

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one

Wulf715▸ ok

Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!

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Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic

guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon

guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game

guest1337▸but the fanbase is like

guest1337▸PORN

guest1337▸MORE PORN

guest1337▸PORN

guest1337▸YAY

guest1337▸PORN

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Technoturnovers▸oh noes

Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!

CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao

CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader

CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz

Technoturnovers▸k

Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!

Technoturnovers▸oh no

Technoturnovers▸no no

Technoturnovers▸fuck you

CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that

CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos

Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire

Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch

CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww

CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick

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Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae

Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta

Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?

Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta

LoveEevee▸&gt;I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS

LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true

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Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl

Ctrl▸Or what

Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?

The vote to reset the VM has lost.

Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?

LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago

Ctrl▸Like I care lol

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hannah▸if all else fails, memtest

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Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!

Wulf715▸what the hell

Wulf715▸we didnt do shit

Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T

Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID

Wulf715▸who

Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]

Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it

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Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew

CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x

bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues

Shitface titty fart▸heh

LoveEevee▸&gt;never used bash on linux on windows 10

Technoturnovers▸they work like shit

LoveEevee▸&gt;i'll still say it sucks :^)

Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows

CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it

CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice

CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux

CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10

Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit

Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all?

LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED

Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!)

Technoturnovers▸literally no reason

Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows

Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place

CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;inb4 wine

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs

Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes

Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't

Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows

Technoturnovers▸*bit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;16 bit

Ctrl▸Butt progs

Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows

CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs

CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile

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Technoturnovers▸&gt;muh nothing to hide

Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk

Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;enjoy your 1984

CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected

Shitface titty fart▸&gt;i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say

Shitface titty fart▸Same thing

Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX

CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope

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Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you

CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls

Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;i've been calm and collective this entire time

Ctrl▸&gt;linux

Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say

CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao

Ctrl▸&gt;windows

Ctrl▸&gt;not temploeos

Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you

Ctrl▸Die unholy scum

Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling

Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you

Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8

CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao

Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu

CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb

Ctrl▸I know

CHOCOLATEMAN▸only faggots use ubuntu

Ctrl▸I watched the stream

CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos

Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu

Technoturnovers▸it works fine

CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a faggot

CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos

Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS

Shitface titty fart▸shit's niggered

CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux

Technoturnovers▸im not

Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang

Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;don't even know what mikeos is

Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux

CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody

Technoturnovers▸&gt;140 iq

Shitface titty fart▸&gt;155 IQ

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;372 IQ

Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal

CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names

CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with

Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts

Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian

Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded

CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind

Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american

Technoturnovers▸jesus

Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name

Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here?

CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian

Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE

CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that

Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too?

CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you

Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk

Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them

Ctrl▸LMOS

CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic

Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game

Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does

Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis?

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY

Ctrl▸Wtf techno

Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats?

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED

Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin

Shitface titty fart▸x

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight

CHOCOLATEMAN▸:(

Vanilla▸&gt;isis

Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say

Vanilla▸i like isis

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that

CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay

CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis

Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing

CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno

CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too?

Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis

Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu

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Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos

CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant

Ctrl▸What else is new

CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking faggot

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;linux is better than mikeos

CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol

Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt

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Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD

CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee

CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password

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Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS

LoveEevee▸noo

Shitface titty fart▸yes

CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us

Shitface titty fart▸you shekel

bcd29x_8.1▸gibe

LoveEevee▸alright

LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed

CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4

CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint

CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made

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Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed

LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though

Ctrl▸Green is my pepper

LoveEevee▸yes

bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed

Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck

LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now

CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux

Ctrl left

Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent

Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop

LoveEevee▸&gt;photoshop

LoveEevee▸&gt;on loonix

LoveEevee▸in your dreams

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;install Wine and use Photoshop

CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD

Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that

Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew

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guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM.

bcd29x_8.1 voted no.

Shitface titty fart voted no.

LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine

bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^)

Vanilla voted no.

Shitface titty fart▸It does

LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit

bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo

Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks

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Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc

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Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games

Vanilla▸on collabvm?

Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs

Vanilla▸lol

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bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you

bcd29x_8.1▸:

CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks"

bcd29x_8.1▸^

bcd29x_8.1▸)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes

CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't

CHOCOLATEMAN▸run

Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes

CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg

Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine

CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error

Shitface titty fart▸No you havent

bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites

CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have

Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux

CHOCOLATEMAN▸what

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM

Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn

Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet

CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about

The vote to reset the VM has lost.

Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet

Shitface titty fart▸Yes

CHOCOLATEMAN▸&gt;archbabby is this mad

CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops

Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that

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Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch

CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org?

CHOCOLATEMAN▸;)))))))))

Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND

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== [[User:Undefishin/WDC|Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp]] ==

 

The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.

 

'''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake'''

 

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CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable

CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all

Wulf715▸uhhhhhh

CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit

CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like

CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now

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mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit

yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer

gogo▸his username is the opposite

gogo▸yeah

yellows111▸still uses his sorry name

yellows111▸in everything he makes

brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing

yellows111▸because hes self centered

yellows111▸thats his brand

yellows111▸right so uhh

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yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs

gogo▸oh yeah

gogo▸this is what happened

yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable

yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest

yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on

brandan▸electron? :troll:

gogo▸nope

yellows111▸worse

gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?)

yellows111▸imagine running one executable

mv_▸well i found it first

Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit???

yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run

Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure

gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader

modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion

Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off

CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!!

mv_▸yes

gogo▸also uhh

brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao

modeco80▸anyways uh

mv_▸there is multiple

gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh

mv_▸just search

yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown?

gogo▸when i was away from here

guest25540▸uhhh

yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now

guest25540▸think it just hung

modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia

mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS]

modeco80▸and that cause the autism

gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with

yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse

yellows111▸of a bluescreen

yellows111▸what uhh

modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it

yellows111▸happened there

modeco80▸it's over

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