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AKA THE BEST FUCKING SHOW ON THE FUKING UNIVERS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY POTS I SMOKED WHILE WATCHING THIS SHOW
NOT ONLY THAT, YOU CAN TOO, JUST START SMOKING AND INSERT THE FUCKING VHS TAPES?


OK SO HERES THE FUCKING AMAZING CAST

THE BLUE FUCK
THE PURPLE SHIT
THE YELLOW CUNT
THE PINK PENIS
THE ORANGE CHINK

OH YOU CARE ABOUT THE SUPPORTING CAST? WELL FUCK YOU I DONT BUT HERE YOU GO ANYWAY

EVIL GRANDMA
OLD FUCKING MAN
SOME BITCH
GENERIC NIGGER
SOME CHINK AND CRACK SMOKER WHO ARE APPARENTLY TWINS OR SOMETHING?
SOME OTHER CHINK

A FUCKING DOG EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHIT OVER????!!!


OK SO HERES YOUR RUN DOWN OF MOST OF A USUAL BOOHBAH EPISODE:

OPENING: SOME FUCKING DISCO BALL TRAVELS ACROSS THE WORLD
OPENING 2 (1:30~): THE LOGO ACTUALLY APPEARS
BOOHBALL (2:10~): ENTER THE DOME, AND MEET THE BEST CAST EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
THE EXIT (2:40~): THE BOOHBAHS ESCAPE FROM THEIR BALL AND DIVE INTO THE AIR BECAUSE THEY CAN FUCKING FLY, DID I TELL YOU THEY CAN FUCKING FLY???
10 SECONDS LATER WE GET THE FIRST SUMMONING CIRCLE AND THEY OPEN THE GATES TO HELL PORTAL TO WHATEVER-THE-FUCK-ITS-NEVER-EXPLAINED
AT ABOUT 3:00 THEY FUCKING FLY-SPIN AROUND AND BE DICKS TO EACHOTHER
ABOUT 15 SECONDS LATER THE MAIN ATTRACTION BEGINS
3:20 **DONT MISS THIS PART ITS GOOD**: THEY HAVE A SEIZURE?
3:45: SOME CHINK TELLS THEM TO FUCKING MOVE, THIS STARTS THE BEST SHIT EVER.
PREPARE YOUR FUCKING DICKS BECAUSE LIKE 10~ SECONDS LATER ONE OF THEM STARTS DANCING, AFTER THAT JUST WATCH THE SHOW...
ABOUT 2 MINUTES LATER THEY HAVE ANOTHER SEIZURE AND SOME CLOWN PUKES RAINBOWS ALL OVER THE SCREEN AND THE STAGE CHANGES
ABOUT AT LIKE 6:00 THEY START TO FUCK OFF SO BASICALLY NOTHING IS FUN UNTIL I SAY
20 SECONDS LATER FOR SOME REASON, THEY NEED ANOTHER SUMMONING CIRCLE JUST TO ENTER THE BALL?
AT ABOUT 6:35 STOP WATCHING BECAUSE ITS BORING AS FUCK BUT YOU MAY WANT TO LOOK AT IT ANYWAY
ABOUT 10 SECONDS AFTER I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF, SOME KIDS SHOW UP WITH SOME FUCKED UP PRESENT
SKIP TO THE PART WHERE THE SHIT IS ON THE PAD BECAUSE THE FUCKING ASSHOLES ARE SLOW, (7:30)
WATCH THE MOST QUESTIONABLE WAY FOR TRANSPORT TO HAPPEN EVER
OH AND LIKE 1:05 LATER THE OBJECT OF THE EPISODE APPEARS, SINCE THE "MAIN" SEGMENT OF THE SHOW SUCKS ANYWAY YOU CAN SKIP THIS
AT LIKE 8:40 IF YOU CARED ABOUT THE SIDE-CHARACTERS HERES THEIR TAKE OF THE SHOW, LIKE I SAID SKIP THIS PART ITS MOSTLY UNFUNNY AND BORING
SKIP TO 15:00 OR IF YOU WATCHED UNTIL THIS POINT, PREPARE YOURSELF ITS ANOTHER DANCE ASSHOLES!
BY LIKE 3:30 MINUTES LATER THE ENDING STARTS UNFORTUNETLY PISSING YOU OFF, IM JUST GONNA LIST NOTABLE THINGS SINCE THE ENDING IS FUCKING BORING
LIKE 10 SECONDS AFTER THAT, THE PORTAL OVERLOADS AND THEY HAVE TO CLOSE IT, NO IM JOKING THEY JUST RUN AWAY BEFORE IT CONSUMES THE CURRENT WORLD
18:45 SUMMONING CIRCLE FOR ESCAPE TO THE BOOHZONE (FUCK WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS SHIT IS CALLED IT'S THEIR HOME)
19:00 THEY GET TO REST BY sucking THEIR HEADS IN THEN LIKE 10 SECONDS LATER THE BALL SPINS AT SOME HIGH AMOUNT OF RPM, FUCK KNOWS HOW THEY SLEEP AT LIKE 100+ RPM.
19:20, BLAST THE FUCK OFF!
19:30, THE LIST OF SHAME ENDING CREDITS!
20:00 FUCK OFF ITS OVER.

AND THERE YOU GO THATS BOOHBAH I GUESS!
NOW FUCK OFF TO YOU OR THEY MIGHT RAPE YOU?

articulel notez: add images or they might stab you