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|| Welcome one and all to the CollabVM Advent Calendar for 2022™️! As always, we will post a new OS every day, right up to December 24th.<br><br>Today's operating system is Windows 7 Facebook Edition 2012 by BossKanae. This OS is a masterfully produced slim copy of Windows 7 designed for comfort, security, and lightweight usability. The genius design of the background utilizes every last pixel of the RGB color model, allowing the user to not only test their graphics card, but have a burst of artistic inspiration as the perpetually smiling humanoid face winks at them and points letting them know, "you can do it!". The OS is cut down to a staggering 930 MB, which is over 5 times lighter than a stock Windows 7 ISO. What's not to live, laugh, and love about this beautiful Facebook themed OS?<br><br>Read more about it here: [link]<br>Download it here: [link2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_FaceBooK_Edition_2012<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%207/7.FaceBooK.Edition.2012.iso
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| 2 || PicoXP
|| Today's operating system is PicoXP! Do you absolutely hate pesky drivers clogging up precious space? Do you yearn to lack even the most basic system functionalities, to the point where window titles have to be written in Egyptian hieroglyphs? Well, have I got the OS for you! PicoXP delivers all of that and more! At just 15 MB, this thing only requires 11 floppy disks to run!! Viruses? A thing of the past - after all, if nothing runs, you can't get infected, right? This is the optimal XP OS, and it's yours for the price of free.<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>And download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/PicoXP<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%20XP/PicoXP.iso
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| 3 || Windows XP GaNjA EdItIoN
|| Today's operating system - Windows XP Ganja Edition! What's 'ganja', I hear you asking? Why, it's what all the kids born in the 80s (that is, the 1680s) use to refer to marijuana! <br><br>Now that marijuana is legal in most US states, this OS can safely be recreationally used without any legal troubles. Time to get into an immersive experience of getting so high, you can't even read what's on your screen! But you don't care, because you're high! Sliff don't kill, as the inspirational background tells us. <br><br>**WARNING**: CollabVM does not endorse the usage of any drugs. Just Say "Winners Don't Use Drugs"!<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>And download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_XP_Ganja_Edition<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%20XP/Windows%20XP%20GaNjA%20EdItIoN.iso
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| 4 || Windows 8 xTreme
|| Today's operating system: Windows 8, xTreme!<br><br>**BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!** 🤯 This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! ⚡ <br><br>Are you ready for a operating system that'll blow your balls off **AND** make you grow a beard the size of the One World Trade Center?! Then its time for motherfucking **WINDOWS 8** ***XTREMEEEE EDITION***!!!!! Get the entirety of Windows 7, but get rid of all those PUSSY drivers and lay waste to program stability! Make sure Microsoft can never SPY on you - because their servers will be directed RIGHT TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!!<br><br>**FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!** This operating system takes all the PUSSINIESS out of Windows "8", and makes Windows 8, the fuckin' Windows GREAT! Are you ready to get such a testosterone overload, you'll be pissing shotgun bullets and shitting out MONSTER TRUCKS?! Then this is the operating system for you... DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!! Unless you're a WUSS...<br><br>**NOTE**: CollabVM cannot guarantee the validity of the above claims. Side effects of using this operating system may result in loss of files or death. Consult with your doctor before downloading this OS.<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>Download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_8_xTreme<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%207/Windows%208%20Pre%20Xtreme%20Edition%20x86%20%26%20x64.iso
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| 5 || Windows 8.1 Ubuntu Edition
|| The operating system of the day is Windows 8.1 Ubuntu Edition!<br><br>Yeah, that's right. Betcha Linux nerds thought you were so cool, huh?! Well, not anymore, because DilShad Sys has come to assert that Microsoft IS the alpha male of the OS kingdom in his legendary 8.1 Ubuntu Edition. Notice the brilliant satire done against Ubuntu in the default poorly drawn user profile picture, showing Canonical that DilShad knows they don't even have a fraction of his power, coupled with the hysterical mockery of spelling Ubuntu as "ubantu" in the build string of the OS to deliver a finishing blow on Canonical's credibility as both a vendor and an OS manufacturer. DilShad lets you know in this powerful OS: HE RULES, and there's NOTHING you or any pleb on this Earth can do about it. Deal with it, SUCKA!! 😎 👊 🔥 <br><br>Wait! This just in! DilShad failed elementary school grammar AND preschool art classes. I'm getting an update! He NEVER attended either of them. <br><br>Well... give the OS a try anyway, eh?<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>And, as always, download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/8.1_Ubuntu_Edition_X64_2015<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%208.1/8.1%20Ubuntu%20Edition%20X64%202015%20-%20DiLshad%20Sys.iso
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| 6 || Windows ME Year of Luigi
|| Today's operating system is Windows ME: The Year of Luigi Edition!<br><br>What's better than one of the greatest financial decisions in gaming history dedicated to a man who constantly lives in his brother's shadow? Making a bootleg of said event with one of the greatest financial decisions in computing history dedicated to an OS that constantly lives in its brother's shadow! It truly is a match made in heaven, no? This OS comes packed with many great features, such as a piercingly green background that's sure to make anyone wish the G in RGB didn't exist, the Documents and Computer icons being changed into a Luigi hat, Firefox 2.0, and uh... well, that's it, actually. But hey, when the hell are we ever gonna see a Windows ME bootleg?<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>And, as always, download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_ME_Year_of_Luigi<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%20ME/yearofluigi.iso
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| 7 || Windows 12 Lite
|| Today's operating system is Windows 12 Lite!<br><br>Time to experience the future! Get that Windows "10" and "11" trash the hell out of here, because this is Windows TWELVE! What is it, you ask? Apparently, some fine teamen were upset at the state of Windows 10 being vulnerable to "nasties" like ransomware, and thus created this OS in response! A true alpha male move sure to make even the most gentlemanly of men gasp "blimey!". Experience Linux Lite version 3.8 but with the beautiful Windows 10 background with the text "WINDOWS 12 LITE" superimposed onto the background! Guaranteed to be seconds of fun! And it's YOURS for only ~~£49.99~~ FREE!!!<br><br>Read more about it here: [link]<br>Annd grab it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_12_Lite<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Linux/windows12lite-32.iso
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| 8 || Windows 9
|| Today's operating system is Windows 9! <br><br>Once again, DilShad whips the competition and shows their omega power by making what Microsoft never could: Windows 9! Experience what could've been in this brilliant bootleg - complete with all the bloatware, instability, and other unnecessary features found in modern Windows versions! <br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>Grab it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_9_Pro<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%207/Windows%209%20Pro%20-X64%20-%20Freeware%20Sys.iso
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| 11 || Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro
|| Today's OS is Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro!<br><br>Get into the holiday spirit with this custom Windows 10 Version created by TeamOS. Not only does it have a custom christmas theme, it comes with bits of useful software such as 7-Zip and Notepad++. Hate the Windows 10 Start Menu? Say adios with the builtin StartIsBack alternate start menu. Do you crave to remove basic security features? Well this OS is the one for you with Windows Defender completely removed. Upon installing it you'll see three friendly, festive minions looking back at you while you do your work. Only the grinch wouldn't like this Windows 10 OS!<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>Download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_10_Christmas_Magic_Pro<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%2010/Christmas.Magic.10.Pro.iso
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| 13 || Windows XP 10 Edition
|| Today's OS is Windows XP 10 Edition!<br><br>Are you tired of "modern" windows versions? Do you wish you could go back to when computers were simpler, without all the bloat, but still want the sleek style of Windows 10? Maybe your computer is too old for Windows 10 however you still want it's style. Introducing Windows XP 10 Edition! Brought to you by Computer Media Team Pakistan, you won't even be able to tell that it's actually Windows XP SP3 under the hood! Oh, what's that? Almost no modern programs will run on it? Well, who needs 'em anyway when you've got built-in software such as Google Chrome 28 and Skype 7. Are you a gamer? Well most new games won't run on XP but you don't need those either with built-in games such as Bubble Match and Scuba Steve! This is the perfect XP OS for Windows 10 Lovers, and you can download it today!<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br><br>Download it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_XP_10_Edition<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%20XP/XP10EDITION2017.iso
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| 22 || Windows 7 xDark Deluxe
|| Today's operating system is Windows 7 xDark Deluxe! <br><br>Ever had the luxury of hearing one of those annoying thirteen year olds on your favourite website complain about how having light mode enabled on every single website is considered an offence worse than [INSERT FEDERAL CRIME HERE]? Do you agree with them or happen to be one of those thirteen year olds? If so, Windows 7 xDark Deluxe is the operating system for you! Featuring a 10 minute configuration process after installation, a stunning dark icon kit, multiple backgrounds and a metric fuck-ton of programs you've probably never heard of before, xDark Deluxe is sure to fill that dark mode-shaped void in your heart.<br><br>Read more about it: [link]<br>Grab it here: [link 2]
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_xDark_Deluxe<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%207/7%20xDark%20Deluxe%20v4.3%2032-Bit%20RG.iso
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| 24 || Windows 7 Angry Birds
|| Our final OS is Windows 7 Angry Birds.<br><br>Take a trip back to 2012 with this Angry Birds-themed OS. Themed after Angry Birds Space, this is undoubtedly one of the most stable OSs in our collection, and many others are based on it. It comes with tons of useful programs such as Yahoo Messenger and Microsoft Security Essentials to keep you safe. Weighing in at only 3GB even with all the added programs, this is the optimal Windows 7 OS, and you can download it right now!<br><br>Read more about it here: [link]<br>Download it here: [link 2]<br><br>[SEPERATE MESSAGE]<br><br>Sorry for all the days we missed but we hope you enjoyed the calendar anyway!
|| https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Angry_Birds<br>https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%207/Windows%207%20Angry%20Birds%20Edition%20Sp1%20X84.iso
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