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* [[DFU]] manager of autismo inc and blowcocks sperg
* [[DFU]] manager of autismo inc and blowcocks sperg
* [[Dartz]] OMG WEN WIL U FINSH 2.0/!?!?!?#1!?!!??
* [[Dartz]] OMG WEN WIL U FINSH 2.0/!?!?!?#1!?!!??
* [[qaydrin|gaydrin]]
* <s>[[Vanilla]]</s> <s>he left</s> <s>he's back</s> <s>hE LEFT AGAIN</s> joined and left
* <s>[[Vanilla]]</s> <s>he left</s> <s>he's back</s> <s>hE LEFT AGAIN</s> joined and left
* <s>[[Keurig]]</s> <s>Cobalt Fluoride</s> <s>Keurig The Axolotl</s> <s>Thaddeus</s> <s>who fucking knows</s> he's a cockatoo fuck
* <s>[[Keurig]]</s> <s>Cobalt Fluoride</s> <s>Keurig The Axolotl</s> <s>Thaddeus</s> <s>who fucking knows</s> he's a cockatoo fuck

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The CollabVM Official Discord is a wretched hive of scum and villainy the Discord server for all CollabVM Related things (no shit, sherlock). It was first created by Vanilla in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to Dartz and made official.

In the near-end of December 2018, the Discord Server officially closes down, and you can only enter with a private invite. (Old, and invalid Invite link: bmZ42UG.)


You can no longer enter the CollabVM Discord without a private invite, and below, is now a gateway to the past of the Discord.


Tutorial: "Joining Without a Shitstorm" insert shit if you actually understand the discord idk


The Discord is moderated by an EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL moderation team of what seems to consist of a bunch of retards who don't know what they are doing, we will name them for you because you don't even know them: Technoturnovers, kekero, Geodude ((DEAD FOR FUCKS SAKE)), Ctrl and CHOCOLATEMAN.

Pretty much every moderator has access to the Admin Panel. Since Dartz is never online, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, to the point you are targeted to go to the Sun in a couple of days, you get b&. In order to become admin, you need a time machine to 2016 and 2 stacks of pots of gold. Whatever that means.


Anybody can join and have access to the following channels:

  • #rules - for the imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord
  • #announcements - for when an admin wants to ping for absolutely no goddamn reason
  • #public - where you and your fellow forkies go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM
  • #vidya - the retard video game containment zone. By the way, we don't care about what you like.
  • #cool-things - for cool things that aren't actually CollabVM related. There also lies the efficiently stacked endless orgy of ip grabbers, advertising, begging for roles, old shit from 2016 and more.
  • #music - for posting music (it's an empty wasteland lol)
  • #vnc-resolver - for the vnc resolver part of CollabBot
  • #spicy-memes - these spicy memes are 100% spicy
  • #collabbot - See CollabBot
  • #opencollabbot-testing - literally opencollabbot testing
  • #github-updates - literally github updates for dartz's projects
  • #suggestions - the containment zone specialized for weaponized beggars and autists for topics such as: begging for someone to be banned, begging for roles, begging for a working release of CollabVM 2.0, and begging for shitty garbage music bots
  • #nsfw-spam - for your gay shrek furry bukkake hentai
  • #vc - voice chat for those who can't be fucking bothered to get a microphone

Voice channels:

  • 🔊 autistic screeching - this causes your ears to die yes
  • 🔊 gayming - vc for vidya gamers
  • 🔊 hell - for making yourself go deaf



The CollabVM Official Discord has been private since 2018 due to a mass amount of newfags and the dreaded Vacbedlover.

A list of the wacky characters:

  • Alt accounts
  • Inactive users
  • Newfags
  • yellows's shitty calub veim account
  • DFU manager of autismo inc and blowcocks sperg
  • Dartz OMG WEN WIL U FINSH 2.0/!?!?!?#1!?!!??
  • Vanilla he left he's back hE LEFT AGAIN joined and left
  • Keurig Cobalt Fluoride Keurig The Axolotl Thaddeus who fucking knows he's a cockatoo fuck
  • Dinkleberg some weird crown emoji =>
  • FluffyVulpix He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP
  • Hannah alts They're not here anymore!!!! Probably.
  • ze CHOC
  • Pisstronix
  • Matthew Banned for being an asshole He's back He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome
  • Modeco80 Watches a unhealthy amount of Love Live. "Professional" C++ Programmer.
  • WIN32
  • Aqua the carpet shitting vaporeon, used to be Moist Vaporeon.
  • Wulf715 Banned for being an autist he's back the faggot left because "p-peoepl lekd muh kalub viem email!!!1111" (also he plays fortnite because he's a sperg)
  • yellows111, that fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his twitter to everything he manages the CollabVM IM accounts. Responsible for the existance of Calub Veeim.


This Discord is a pile of shit and you should never step near it. Good thing the invite is now private.

Other Discord Servers

There are still some other CollabVM Discord servers, all of which are dead. Here is a non-complete list:

CollabVM - forkie land
Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Official Server opened up. No active moderators. Invite Link
Collaborative Virtual Machine
Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role. Invite Link
"Official Secondary Server"
Only mentioned in this old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
CollabVM Republic
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
The Turnover Lounge
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage