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<p class="mwt-paragraph"><strong>THIS IS A ROUGH DRAFT</strong></p>
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM}}
<p class="mwt-paragraph">In order to have a UserVM put up it must meet several requirements.</p>
{{Infobox VM
<ol>
|title = Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM
<li class="mwt-paragraph">Your VM must be behind a reverse proxy (preferably nginx) and support SSL. This is both good practice and a technical requirement on our end</li>
|screenshot = Vm0b0t_new13.png
<li class="mwt-paragraph">Your VM must meet one of the following:
|introduced = 10 May 2022
<ol style="list-style-type: lower-alpha;">
|os = [[Windows 10]]
<li style="list-style-type: none;">
|arch = x64
<ol style="list-style-type: lower-alpha;">
|node = vm0b0t
<li class="mwt-paragraph">Be marked as NSFW in the title</li>
|previous = Windows 7<br>Windows Vista<br>Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional<br>macOS Mojave
<li class="mwt-paragraph">Have proper NSFW filtering set up</li>
|next = [[VM1]]
<li class="mwt-paragraph">Not have internet access</li>
}}
</ol>

</li>
<div style="display:none">__NOTOC__</div>
</ol>

</li>
= VM 0b0t =
<li class="mwt-paragraph">The QEMU SLiRP gateway (10.0.2.2) must not be accessible on the VM. This is a major security risk. To fix this you'll need a router VM</li>

<li class="mwt-paragraph">Port 25 must be blocked on your VM</li>
'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in [[CollabVM]] (formerly the Mac OS VM and the Whitelist VM), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of [[CollabVM]] culture, a mockery to all that is [[CollabNet|fair]] and [[Whitelister|good]], the bad future of [[CollabVM]], a malware paradise for [[Forkies|forkies]] to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where [[Hildaboo|authority]] and [[DarkOK|prestige]] is meaningless, a place where [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules human etiquette] and [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/faq societal norms] are meaningless, a place where [[CollabVM#CollabVM:_the_Revengance/1.2.10|power and justice]] is meaningless, a place where [[Wikipedia:4chan|moderation is completely nonexistent]], a place where you can detach yourself from [[VM1|reality]] and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where [[CollabVM_Discord|nothing ever changes]] and [[Andrej_Akan|no one ever learns]]... where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the [[VNC Resolver|GandCrab bot]]'s, [[Hildaboo|and the admin's]] favorite pastime. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
<li class="mwt-paragraph">CollabVM rules 1 through 3 must be enforced on your VM.</li>

</ol>
The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_Vista Windows Vista] SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Angry_Birds Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition] on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_FaceBooK_Edition_2012 Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition] August 9th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Pony_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Pony Edition 2015] October 20th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Christmas_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Christmas Edition 2015] November 22nd 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows 7 Unstable Piece of Shit Edition x64 for FUNNIES, then the OS was going to be replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Mac_Extreme_2015 Windows 7 Mac Extreme 2015] before the VM crashed, and then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_10_Christmas_Magic_Pro Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro] instead on November 23rd 2022. Prior to the introduction of VM0 as an Anarchy VM, the VM ran macOS Mojave 10.14 since September 26th 2022, and before then the VM ran Windows 2000 SP4 since January 27th 2021.

It runs [https://crustywindo.ws/TeamOS TeamOS] [[Windows 10]] [https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%2010/Christmas.Magic.10.Pro.iso Christmas Magic 10 Pro] (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], which is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from [[VM3|the non-Windows VMs]] and the [[VM7|Install Any OS]] VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.

The VM has the wallpaper set by default as [[:File:Vm0b0t_cw2.png|a poorly drawn Christmas-themed Duke Nukem, ''who is a proud Starco shipper'', wallpaper with the 0b0t watermark]]. [[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t|There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme, extensions and bookmarks, custom pictures and more), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]

The premise of the VM is that none of the [[CollabVM]] rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction.

[[CollabNet|The CollabNet web filter]] and [[Whitelister]] have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please. This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are restricted with AD system policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have [[CollabNet]], [[Whitelister]] and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs and downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to fill up disk space.

However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default. The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the [[CollabVM]] and VM rules on the VM however.

<s>This also marks the return of [[debianguy|Debianguy]] in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?</s> <s>'''''HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK'''''</s> He got b&

== Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t ==
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):

The browsers Chrome and Firefox, Visual Studio 2010 Express, VLC Media Player, Notepad3, AkelPad, Visual C++ Redistributable 2010, Everything, HxD, some of the PopCap games (Bejeweled (2, and Twist), Big Money, Chuzzle, Heavy Weapons, Mahjong Escape Ancient China (and Japan), Peggle (World of Warcraft, Nights and Extreme), Plants vs Zombies and Zuma), the Angry Birds games (AB Christmas, Sus Birds, YouTube Birds and Ricartoons Revenge), the early 2000's games (FrogPult, Blender and Elf Bowling (2, 3, 7 1/7, Hawaiian Vacation and Super)), the screensavers (Living Coral Screensaver (and Waterfall), The Mummys, Cartman German Dance (and Sumo), NASA, Timmy Gobbles and US Golf Courses), Falcon C++, Embarcardero Dev-C++, Flash Projector 32 and the Flash game Binding of Isaac, the 64-bit NTVDM runtime OTVDM, the desktop stripper adware program VirtuaGirl, the Desktop Architect theme Mummy Returns, the desktop hamster ChomikBox, and finally the Vinesauce Windows Destruction staple Animated Christmas Tree for Desktop.

=== Miscellaneous ===
The DirectX software renderer MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z in the Downloads directory, 6 videos in the Videos directory (A bait-and-switch video titled "BFDI 1a Take The Plunge.mp4", the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer movie (2000), Incredible Gassy, a video titled "look out here comes my piss lol.mp4", the One Night in Hillary parody, and finally a video titled "SPOILER_LFHmxqlguOgV.mp4") and 9 pictures in the Pictures directory (Two 0b0t Christmas wallpapers (One being the normal and another an alternate version which is the wallpaper), 4 pictures of Santa Claus Rule 34, 2 copies of the VLC christmas cone and a picture of Star Chrima)

== MOTD ==
<pre>
Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
Rules:

ZOMG NONE!!!
Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
NO COLLABNET!!!!!111

Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls
</pre>

== Gallery ==
=== Revisions ===
<gallery>
File:Vm0b0t.png | Revision 0 (May 10th, Vista)
File:Vm0b0t_new.png | Revision 1 (May 24th, Angry Birds)
File:Vm0b0t_new2.png | Revision 2 (May 26th)
File:Vm0b0t_new3.png | Revision 3 (June 12th)
File:Vm0b0t_new4.png | Revision 4 (August 5th)
File:Vm0b0t_new5.png | Revision 5 (August 9th)
File:Vm0b0t_new6.png | Revision 6 (August 9th, FaceBooK)
File:Vm0b0t_new7.png | Revision 7 (August 15th)
File:Vm0b0t_new8.png | Revision 8 (October 20th, Pony Edition)
File:Vm0b0t_new9.png | Revision 9 (November 22nd, Christmas Edition)
File:Vm0b0t_new10.png | Revision 10 (November 23rd)
File:Vm0b0t_new11.png | Revision 11 (Cut, November 23rd, Mac Extreme)
File:Vm0b0t_new11.1.png | Revision 11.1 (November 23rd, Christmas Magic)
File:Vm0b0t_new12.png | Revision 12 (November 26th)
File:Vm0b0t_new13.png | Revision 13 (December 8th)
</gallery>

=== Wallpapers ===
<gallery>
File:Vm0b0tw.jpg | The VM 0b0t Wallpaper
File:Vm0b0tw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper
File:Vm0b0t_cw.png | The VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
File:Vm0b0t_cw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
</gallery>

=== Former Incarnations ===
<gallery>
File:VM0_14-11-2021.png | A screenshot of the pre-Anarchy macOS Mojave VM
</gallery>

[[Category:Main_VMs]]

Revision as of 07:02, 28 December 2022

THIS IS A ROUGH DRAFT

In order to have a UserVM put up it must meet several requirements.

  1. Your VM must be behind a reverse proxy (preferably nginx) and support SSL. This is both good practice and a technical requirement on our end
  2. Your VM must meet one of the following:
      1. Be marked as NSFW in the title
      2. Have proper NSFW filtering set up
      3. Not have internet access
  3. The QEMU SLiRP gateway (10.0.2.2) must not be accessible on the VM. This is a major security risk. To fix this you'll need a router VM
  4. Port 25 must be blocked on your VM
  5. CollabVM rules 1 through 3 must be enforced on your VM.