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== 2016 == |
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This guide is intended to help get you setup with CollabVM 1.2.11 along with an NGINX server to handle your requests. You may host it publicly or run it privately. |
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These instructions are tested '''only''' with Debian 11 and CollabVM 1.2.11. If you vary, you will have to substitute commands for your own. Basic Linux knowledge is '''strongly''' recommended. |
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=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) === |
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= Installation = |
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<pre> |
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== Basic server requirements == |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 |
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* OS: Windows is '''not''' supported (but works). As said, these instructions are tested with Debian 11. Most Linux distributions will work, however. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 |
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* CPU: Preferably one which supports hardware virtualization. It is not required, but performance may suffer without it. |
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Wulf715▸ AHHA |
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* RAM: You will need enough RAM to host your OS, CollabVM and the associated virtual machine. Have at least 2 GB of RAM free. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE |
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* Disk: Technically you need only about 50 megabytes of storage to run CollabVM, however you will need space for NGINX and your associated VM. Have atleast 4 GB of free storage, much more (>16GB) if you are hosting full Windows VMs. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK |
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* Permissions: You'll likely need root-level access to the server you're using in order to install packages for the system. However, collab-vm-server should '''NEVER''' be run as root! (or administrator privileges, when on Windows) |
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Keurig▸ welpers |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen |
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Wulf715▸ sorry |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one |
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Wulf715▸ ok |
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Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always |
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</pre> |
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=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) === |
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== collab-vm-server setup == |
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<pre> |
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Do the following under a user with limited privileges (with the exception of sudo commands, if you wish): |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK |
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# You will need to grab the required libraries and some additional tools for collab-vm-server: |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU |
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#* <code>sudo apt install -y libboost-dev libboost-system-dev libcairo-dev libvncserver-dev libc-dev libturbojpeg-dev libsqlite3-dev make clang git</code> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS |
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# Next, you'll want to clone (download) the collab-vm-server repository: <code>git clone https://github.com/computernewb/collab-vm-server-1.2.git -b release/1.2.11 --recurse-submodules</code> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY |
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# Now, change directory: <code>cd collab-vm-server</code> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS |
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# Since we will run collab-vm-server under NGINX, we will need to modify two files: |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS |
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#* Using the editor of your choice, edit the file <code>src/websocketmm/websocket_user.cpp</code> inside the CollabVM source code. Remove the double slashes in the line containing <code>//#define WEBSOCKETMM_SUPPORT_PROXYING</code>. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE |
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#* The next file to edit is <code>src/CollabVM.cpp</code>. Here, look for a line containing <code>server_->start("0.0.0.0", port);</code>. Change the <code>0.0.0.0</code> to <code>127.0.0.1</code> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS |
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#** What we've done here is make it so CollabVM listens only on localhost. This way, malicious users cannot spoof their IP address by setting headers. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH |
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# To compile collab-vm-server, execute this command: <code>make -j$(nproc) JPEG=1</code> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES |
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#* If you would not like JPEG support (not recommended!) you can leave out the <code>JPEG=1</code> flag. Do not disable this unless you know what you are doing. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET |
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#* Note that this command will also use all of your cores, if you would like to utilize less cores, replace <code>$(nproc)</code> with the amount of cores you'd like to use |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS |
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The collab-vm-binary is now compiled and ready to be used. It doesn't provide a proper HTTP server though, so it will not run |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!! |
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</pre> |
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=== Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) === |
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== Webapp setup == |
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<pre> |
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Again, continue doing the following here under a user with limited privileges. |
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Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic |
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=== Main webapp === |
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guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon |
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# Go back 1 directory: <code>cd ..</code> |
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guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game |
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# Install node.js: |
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guest1337▸but the fanbase is like |
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## First, you need curl: <code>sudo apt install -y curl</code> |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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## Run this command: <code>curl -fsSL https://deb.nodesource.com/setup_lts.x | sudo -E bash -</code> |
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guest1337▸MORE PORN |
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## Then install it: <code>sudo apt install -y nodejs</code> |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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# Get the web app: <code>git clone https://github.com/computernewb/collab-vm-web-app.git</code> |
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guest1337▸YAY |
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# Change directory into the webapp <code>cd collab-vm-web-app/</code> |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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# Install the required packages: <code>npm i</code> |
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</pre> |
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# And install gulp globally: <code>sudo npm i -g gulp</code> |
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# Time to edit another file: |
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#* Edit <code>src/js/collab-vm/common.js</code>, look for the line containing <code>serverAddress: window.location.host,</code>, change it to <code>serverAddress: window.location.host + '/cvmws',</code> |
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# Now run <code>gulp</code>, let it build the web app. |
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=== Admin webapp === |
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# Go back 1 directory, once again: <code>cd ..</code> |
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# Grab the admin webapp: <code>git clone https://github.com/computernewb/collab-vm-admin-web-app.git</code> |
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# Now change directory into the admin webapp <code>cd collab-vm-admin-web-app/</code> |
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# Then install the packages, once again: <code>npm i</code> |
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# We need to modify the same file: |
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#* Edit <code>src/collab-vm/common.js</code>, this time replacing <code>var serverAddress = window.location.host;</code> with <code>var serverAddress = window.location.host + '/cvmws';</code> |
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# Now run gulp once again: <code>gulp</code> |
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=== Constructing your HTTP directory === |
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We will be creating the directory in <code>/home/test/collab-vm-www</code>, please substitute the commands as needed. |
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# First we will create the directory: <code>mkdir /home/test/collab-vm-www/</code> |
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# Now we will add a file inside: |
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#* Create the file <code>index.html</code> with the following content: <syntaxhighlight lang="html"> |
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<!DOCTYPE html> |
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<html> |
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<head> |
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<title>...</title> |
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<meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; url=/collab-vm/" /> |
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</head> |
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<body> |
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</body> |
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</html> |
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</syntaxhighlight> |
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# Next, copy the main webapp into your www directory: <code>cp -r collab-vm-web-app/build /home/test/collab-vm-www/collab-vm</code> (Don't forget the <code>collab-vm/</code>) |
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# And the admin webapp: <code>cp -r collab-vm-admin-web-app/build /home/test/collab-vm-www/admin</code> |
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Now you have a working HTTP root for your Collab VM installation. We will be using NGINX in the next step in order to host this directory. |
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=== Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016) === |
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== NGINX installation == |
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<pre> |
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We will be installing and configuring NGINX to host our webapp and proxy connections to the collab-vm-server instance. In this case, we are using port 6004, with collab-vm-server using port 6005 and our root directory being the same as previously (<code>/home/test/collab-vm-www</code>). We are also not accepting IPv6 connections, which may need some additional configuration. |
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guest68876▸Dinkleburg |
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# First, install NGINX: <code>sudo apt install nginx -y</code> |
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guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick |
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# Next, you will want to add an additional site configuration to NGINX. |
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guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while |
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#* Create the file <code>/etc/nginx/sites-enabled/collab-vm</code>, and insert the following contents inside. If needed, substitute the values as necessary. Root privileges might be required to edit this file. <syntaxhighlight lang="nginx"> |
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guest68876▸CHOC |
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server { |
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Chinigan▸meow |
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listen 6004; # Listen on port 6004 |
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guest68876▸NO |
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access_log /var/log/nginx/cvm.log; # Log visitors to this file |
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guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS |
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root /home/test/collab-vm-www/; # This will be your root www directory |
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guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK |
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location /cvmws { |
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guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> |
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proxy_pass http://127.0.0.1:6005; # This will be the port collab-vm-server will be listening on |
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Technoturnovers▸whut |
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proxy_http_version 1.1; |
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Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker |
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proxy_set_header Upgrade $http_upgrade; |
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guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND |
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proxy_set_header Connection "Upgrade"; |
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Technoturnovers▸what the fuck |
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proxy_set_header Host $host:$server_port; |
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guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER |
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proxy_buffering off; |
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Technoturnovers▸are you high |
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proxy_redirect off; |
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guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS |
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proxy_set_header Sec-WebSocket-Extensions $http_sec_websocket_extensions; |
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Technoturnovers▸no thank you |
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proxy_set_header Sec-WebSocket-Protocol $http_sec_websocket_protocol; |
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guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE |
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proxy_set_header Sec-WebSocket-Key $http_sec_websocket_key; |
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guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK |
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proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for; |
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Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks |
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proxy_connect_timeout 10s; |
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guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL |
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proxy_read_timeout 36000s; |
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guest68876▸DONT MIND |
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proxy_temp_file_write_size 16k; |
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Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 |
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} |
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guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF |
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location / { |
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guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU |
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try_files $uri $uri/ =404; |
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guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE |
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} |
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Technoturnovers▸kekle no |
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} |
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Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout |
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</syntaxhighlight> |
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Technoturnovers▸*about |
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# Now, enable and start NGINX using these commands: |
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guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER |
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## <code>sudo systemctl enable nginx</code> |
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guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS |
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## <code>sudo systemctl start nginx</code> |
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Technoturnovers▸no |
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Now, visit your server's IP address on port 6004. If the IP address were <code>192.168.1.100</code>, then visit http://192.168.1.100:6004/ in your browser. It should load the CollabVM interface with an endless loading spinner. |
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guest68876▸YES |
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Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) |
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guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT |
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guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL |
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Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? |
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guest68876▸WE ARE NOT |
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Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying |
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guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM |
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Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you tard |
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Chinigan▸>psvita |
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guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED |
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Chinigan▸kek |
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Technoturnovers▸>projecting |
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guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL |
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Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here |
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guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? |
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Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest |
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guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v |
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guest68876▸? |
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guest68876▸DID HE |
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Technoturnovers▸i like tuna |
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Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty |
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Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? |
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guest68876▸FATHER TUNA |
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guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA |
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Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father |
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Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans |
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guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? |
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Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine |
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Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME |
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Technoturnovers▸oh |
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guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT |
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guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> |
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Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) |
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guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE |
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Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some |
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guest68876▸CHOCO |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 |
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guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra |
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Dinkleberg left |
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Technoturnovers▸lol |
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guest68876▸and where is the orge's source |
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Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest |
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guest68876▸Shrek's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck |
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Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? |
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guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies |
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Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program |
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guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams |
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Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat |
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Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM |
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guest68876▸WOO |
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guest68876▸WHO? |
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Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY |
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guest68876▸GIGGITY |
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guest68876▸CHOCO |
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guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER |
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Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks |
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guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE |
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Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? |
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guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck |
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Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere |
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Technoturnovers▸french orgy? |
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Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes |
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guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley |
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Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? |
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guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses |
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guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> |
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Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸IT IS OS X |
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guest68876▸NOT OS XXX |
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Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird |
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guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX |
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Technoturnovers▸that exists? |
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guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X |
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Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro |
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guest68876▸I DO NOT |
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guest68876▸YOU DO |
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Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) |
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Ctrl joined |
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Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american |
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Ctrl left |
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Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? |
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Technoturnovers▸whoa |
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guest68876▸HEY TECHNO |
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Ctrl joined |
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Technoturnovers▸what? |
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guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED |
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guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 |
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SUCKA▸ |
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THE▸ |
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COCKA▸ |
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COCKA left. Ctrl joined |
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VOTE▸ |
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TRUMP▸ |
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TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined |
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guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP |
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VOTE▸ |
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TRUMP▸ |
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Chinigan▸hi ctrl! |
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Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? |
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Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that |
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guest68876▸Well |
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guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 |
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guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND |
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Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it |
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guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war |
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guest68876▸10.6 |
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guest68876▸.66 |
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Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? |
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Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man |
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Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? |
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CtrLALtDeLEte left |
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guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead |
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Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X |
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guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" |
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guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X |
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Technoturnovers▸>projecting |
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Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else |
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guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob |
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Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you |
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guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard* |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug |
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guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files |
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Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? |
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Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious |
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Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? |
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Guest leaves the chat |
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</pre> |
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=== The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) === |
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<pre> |
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Technoturnovers▸oh noes |
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Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before |
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</pre> |
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=== Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) === |
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<pre> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz |
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Technoturnovers▸k |
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Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! |
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Technoturnovers▸oh no |
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Technoturnovers▸no no |
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Technoturnovers▸fuck you |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos |
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Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire |
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Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick |
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</pre> |
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=== Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) === |
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<pre> |
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Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae |
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Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta |
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Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? |
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Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta |
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LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS |
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LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true |
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</pre> |
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=== Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) === |
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<pre> |
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Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl |
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Ctrl▸Or what |
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Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? |
|||
LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago |
|||
Ctrl▸Like I care lol |
|||
</pre> |
|||
=== Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) === |
|||
<pre> |
|||
patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods |
|||
wewlad: not dinkle |
|||
wewlad: that guy is a retard |
|||
Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one |
|||
patrick: don't get heated |
|||
wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles |
|||
wewlad: really smart guy |
|||
Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them |
|||
Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard |
|||
wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works |
|||
wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too |
|||
Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works |
|||
Dinkleberg: ze lag |
|||
patrick: nice turnbomb |
|||
Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? |
|||
wewlad: >turn bombing |
|||
wewlad: >being this mad |
|||
Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad |
|||
wewlad: that's right |
|||
wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy |
|||
wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords |
|||
Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass |
|||
Dinkleberg: wewfag |
|||
wewlad: seems like it |
|||
wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? |
|||
Dinkleberg: because |
|||
Dinkleberg: i fucking can |
|||
Dinkleberg: that's why |
|||
wewlad: ah |
|||
wewlad: so you are a retard |
|||
wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy |
|||
Dinkleberg: ah |
|||
wewlad: gotcha |
|||
Dinkleberg: i have tor |
|||
wewlad: >i have tor |
|||
wewlad: LOL |
|||
Dinkleberg: hurr durr |
|||
Dinkleberg: tor is botnet |
|||
wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism |
|||
wewlad: you really are |
|||
wewlad: the hardest of core hacker |
|||
wewlad: you are the next lizard squad |
|||
Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing |
|||
patrick: shut the fuck up you two |
|||
wewlad: lol? |
|||
wewlad: you just want attention |
|||
Dinkleberg: no |
|||
Dinkleberg: i dont |
|||
wewlad: you do |
|||
Dinkleberg: you want attention |
|||
Dinkleberg: by insulting me |
|||
wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible |
|||
Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you |
|||
wewlad: lmao |
|||
wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION |
|||
Dinkleberg: yes you do |
|||
wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT |
|||
wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
|||
Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people |
|||
wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS |
|||
Dinkleberg: and call them retards? |
|||
wewlad: it's entertaining? |
|||
wewlad: not really attention seeking |
|||
Dinkleberg: Roblox? |
|||
Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay |
|||
wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english |
|||
Dinkleberg: o rly |
|||
Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english |
|||
Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then |
|||
dan: roblox |
|||
dan: cox |
|||
wewlad: being this literal |
|||
wewlad: what is autism |
|||
Dinkleberg: being this salty |
|||
Dinkleberg: what is trolling |
|||
wewlad: you're not trolling |
|||
wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad |
|||
Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling |
|||
wewlad: you are this autistic |
|||
wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes |
|||
wewlad: you go to 8chan for support |
|||
wewlad: like what is wrong with you |
|||
wewlad: you're a living meme |
|||
Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username |
|||
wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't |
|||
wewlad: >this level of autism |
|||
Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll? |
|||
Dinkleberg: nope |
|||
Garry12gg: OK. |
|||
wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash |
|||
Dinkleberg: no we arent |
|||
Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids |
|||
wewlad: >arent |
|||
wewlad: >implying you're not a skid |
|||
Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> |
|||
Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up |
|||
Dinkleberg: you cuck |
|||
wewlad: >cuck |
|||
wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc |
|||
Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. |
|||
wewlad voted no. |
|||
Garry12gg voted no. |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care |
|||
Garry12gg: LOL |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas |
|||
dan voted no. |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. |
|||
patrick voted yes. |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad |
|||
The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
|||
Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles |
|||
FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed |
|||
</pre> |
|||
== 2017 == |
|||
=== "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) === |
|||
<pre> |
|||
Windows98_SE▸no |
|||
Windows98_SE▸stop |
|||
Windows98_SE▸too good |
|||
LoveEevee▸nice |
|||
guest63797▸im a girl |
|||
Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop |
|||
guest63797▸i didnt set it |
|||
Windows98_SE▸I did ik |
|||
Windows98_SE▸ooh |
|||
Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink |
|||
guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 |
|||
Windows98_SE▸:) |
|||
Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you |
|||
Windows98_SE▸oh |
|||
Windows98_SE▸you mean the os |
|||
Windows98_SE▸why |
|||
Windows98_SE▸why |
|||
Windows98_SE▸why |
|||
Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER |
|||
guest63797▸yes messing with the colors |
|||
Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT |
|||
Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser |
|||
Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what |
|||
Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes |
|||
guest63797▸might as well get a pink t |
|||
Windows98_SE▸nah |
|||
Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine |
|||
Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks |
|||
Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah |
|||
guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha |
|||
Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible |
|||
Windows98_SE▸as possible* |
|||
Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot |
|||
Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large |
|||
Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 |
|||
guest19329▸size 100 |
|||
Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white |
|||
Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 |
|||
guest19329▸Windows 9? |
|||
Windows98_SE▸windows 10 |
|||
Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 |
|||
guest19329▸ur right |
|||
guest19329▸should be win 9 |
|||
guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names |
|||
guest19329▸upload |
|||
guest19329▸it |
|||
guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what |
|||
Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter |
|||
Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat |
|||
Windows98_SE▸e |
|||
Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack |
|||
guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter |
|||
Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy |
|||
eneness▸is this the theme? |
|||
Windows98_SE▸yes |
|||
eneness▸will it work on win10 |
|||
guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os |
|||
Windows98_SE▸umm |
|||
Windows98_SE▸no |
|||
eneness▸ok |
|||
guest19329▸ill just upgrade it |
|||
Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic |
|||
guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? |
|||
Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy |
|||
guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad |
|||
Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary |
|||
Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks |
|||
Windows98_SE▸no |
|||
Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished |
|||
Windows98_SE▸ther |
|||
guest19329▸funny |
|||
Windows98_SE▸e |
|||
Windows98_SE▸that's better |
|||
guest19329▸get rid of it |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what is "it" |
|||
Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub |
|||
guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive |
|||
Windows98_SE▸no |
|||
Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you |
|||
Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account |
|||
Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz |
|||
guest19329▸God |
|||
guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what file |
|||
guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... |
|||
Windows98_SE▸nah |
|||
Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer |
|||
Windows98_SE▸there* |
|||
guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default |
|||
Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what the hell |
|||
guest63797▸u r a plumber |
|||
Windows98_SE▸no |
|||
Windows98_SE▸that's merio |
|||
Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel |
|||
</pre> |
|||
=== "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) === |
|||
<pre> |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate |
|||
Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler |
|||
Windows98_SE▸installer* |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? |
|||
Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. |
|||
Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? |
|||
Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD |
|||
LoveEevee▸>2012 |
|||
LoveEevee▸>recent |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy |
|||
Garry12gg▸Yup. |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus |
|||
Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator |
|||
Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people |
|||
LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
|||
LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
|||
LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
|||
LoveEevee▸murrican education |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex |
|||
LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone |
|||
Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature |
|||
gordy12gg▸no |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize |
|||
Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program |
|||
Windows98_SE▸yeah, really |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the faggots |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list |
|||
gordy12gg▸yup |
|||
LoveEevee▸>Since Last On |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy |
|||
LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo |
|||
LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack |
|||
gordy12gg▸use chrome |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 |
|||
LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what the shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me |
|||
Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal |
|||
LoveEevee▸CRINGE |
|||
Garry12gg▸Yup. |
|||
guest6372▸ass |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina |
|||
Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire |
|||
Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end |
|||
Ctrl▸Until you remove it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun |
|||
LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable |
|||
LoveEevee▸what now fag |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program |
|||
LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus |
|||
Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. |
|||
Windows98_SE voted yes. |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. |
|||
LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe |
|||
LoveEevee voted no. |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee |
|||
Windows98_SE▸there |
|||
Windows98_SE▸it works now |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy |
|||
Ctrl voted no. |
|||
The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
|||
Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit |
|||
Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish |
|||
gordy12gg▸eevee |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish |
|||
gordy12gg▸yup |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends |
|||
gordy12gg▸^ |
|||
gordy12gg▸snap |
|||
LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy |
|||
gordy12gg▸theres my bot |
|||
</pre> |
|||
=== Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) === |
|||
'''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much? |
|||
<pre> |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x |
|||
bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸heh |
|||
LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 |
|||
Technoturnovers▸they work like shit |
|||
LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) |
|||
Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit |
|||
Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? |
|||
LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED |
|||
Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) |
|||
Technoturnovers▸literally no reason |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows |
|||
Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine |
|||
cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes |
|||
Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't |
|||
Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows |
|||
Technoturnovers▸*bit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit |
|||
Ctrl▸Butt progs |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile |
|||
Vanilla left |
|||
Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide |
|||
Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk |
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Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected |
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Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say |
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Shitface titty fart▸Same thing |
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Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope |
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Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls |
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Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time |
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Ctrl▸>linux |
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Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao |
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Ctrl▸>windows |
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Ctrl▸>not temploeos |
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Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you |
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Ctrl▸Die unholy scum |
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Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling |
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Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you |
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Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao |
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Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb |
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Ctrl▸I know |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu |
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Ctrl▸I watched the stream |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos |
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Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu |
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Technoturnovers▸it works fine |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS |
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Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux |
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Technoturnovers▸im not |
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Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang |
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Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is |
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Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody |
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Technoturnovers▸>140 iq |
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Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with |
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Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts |
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Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian |
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Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind |
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Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american |
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Technoturnovers▸jesus |
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Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name |
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Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian |
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Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that |
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Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you |
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Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk |
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Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them |
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Ctrl▸LMOS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic |
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Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game |
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Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does |
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Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY |
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Ctrl▸Wtf techno |
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Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED |
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Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin |
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Shitface titty fart▸x |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( |
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Vanilla▸>isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say |
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Vanilla▸i like isis |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? |
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Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu |
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Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant |
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Ctrl▸What else is new |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol |
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Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt |
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Vanilla left |
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Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password |
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Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS |
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LoveEevee▸noo |
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Shitface titty fart▸yes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us |
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Shitface titty fart▸you shekel |
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bcd29x_8.1▸gibe |
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LoveEevee▸alright |
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LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made |
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Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed |
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LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though |
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Ctrl▸Green is my pepper |
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LoveEevee▸yes |
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bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed |
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Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck |
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LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux |
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Ctrl left |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent |
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Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop |
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LoveEevee▸>photoshop |
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LoveEevee▸>on loonix |
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LoveEevee▸in your dreams |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that |
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Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew |
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guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. |
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bcd29x_8.1 voted no. |
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Shitface titty fart voted no. |
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LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine |
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bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) |
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Vanilla voted no. |
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Shitface titty fart▸It does |
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LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit |
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bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo |
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Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks |
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Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc |
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cutebot2 left |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games |
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Vanilla▸on collabvm? |
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Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs |
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Vanilla▸lol |
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Ctrl joined |
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bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you |
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bcd29x_8.1▸: |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" |
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bcd29x_8.1▸^ |
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bcd29x_8.1▸) |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸run |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg |
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Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error |
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Shitface titty fart▸No you havent |
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bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have |
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Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM |
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Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet |
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Shitface titty fart▸Yes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops |
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Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that |
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Vanilla left |
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Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) |
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Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND |
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</pre> |
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=== Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) === |
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<pre> |
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hannah▸if all else fails, memtest |
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</pre> |
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== 2018 == |
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=== Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) === |
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<pre> |
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Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! |
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Wulf715▸what the hell |
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Wulf715▸we didnt do shit |
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Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T |
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Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID |
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Wulf715▸who |
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Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] |
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Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it |
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</pre> |
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== 2020 == |
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=== Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) === |
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The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z. |
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http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log |
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'''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake''' |
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== 2021 == |
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=== Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) === |
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<pre> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all |
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Wulf715▸uhhhhhh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now |
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</pre> |
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=== Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) === |
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<pre> |
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mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit |
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yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer |
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gogo▸his username is the opposite |
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gogo▸yeah |
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yellows111▸still uses his sorry name |
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yellows111▸in everything he makes |
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brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing |
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yellows111▸because hes self centered |
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yellows111▸thats his brand |
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yellows111▸right so uhh |
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Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! |
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Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. |
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If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. |
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The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. |
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Join our Discord if you have any questions. |
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Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers |
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yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs |
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gogo▸oh yeah |
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gogo▸this is what happened |
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yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable |
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yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest |
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yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on |
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brandan▸electron? :troll: |
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gogo▸nope |
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yellows111▸worse |
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gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) |
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yellows111▸imagine running one executable |
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mv_▸well i found it first |
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Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? |
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yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run |
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Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure |
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gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader |
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modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion |
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Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! |
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mv_▸yes |
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gogo▸also uhh |
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brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao |
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modeco80▸anyways uh |
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mv_▸there is multiple |
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gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh |
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mv_▸just search |
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yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? |
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gogo▸when i was away from here |
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guest25540▸uhhh |
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yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now |
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guest25540▸think it just hung |
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modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia |
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mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] |
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modeco80▸and that cause the autism |
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gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with |
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yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse |
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yellows111▸of a bluescreen |
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yellows111▸what uhh |
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modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it |
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yellows111▸happened there |
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modeco80▸it's over |
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</pre> |
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== 2022 == |
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=== Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) === |
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<pre> |
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CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr |
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Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate |
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retard▸ i like holzer than memz |
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CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that |
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CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit |
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retard▸ clutt? |
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CRYAKL▸ thats even worse |
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retard▸ oh my god |
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CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash |
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CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions |
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CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand |
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retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy |
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CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right |
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CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths |
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guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers |
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CRYAKL▸ spam gdi |
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CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system |
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CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over |
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CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF); |
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retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus? |
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CRYAKL▸ thats cool |
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sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice |
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CRYAKL▸ at least make it different |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam |
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guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors |
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retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny? |
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CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0 |
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CRYAKL▸ like come on man |
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sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore |
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CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died |
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CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time |
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sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus |
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sus32▸ everybody makes content on it |
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CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series |
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CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce |
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CRYAKL▸ theres even ones |
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CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on |
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CRYAKL▸ that are better |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit |
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guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer |
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CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass |
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guest52802▸ probarly dancoot |
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CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver |
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CRYAKL▸ Kaane |
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sus32▸ "xp horror edition" |
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retard▸ windows xp horror trash |
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guest52802▸ forkie |
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CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form |
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sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io |
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CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself |
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</pre> |
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[[Category:Stories]] |
Revision as of 07:46, 14 February 2023
This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
2016
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 Wulf715▸ AHHA CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK Keurig▸ welpers CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen Wulf715▸ sorry CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one Wulf715▸ ok Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game guest1337▸but the fanbase is like guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸MORE PORN guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸YAY guest1337▸PORN
Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016)
guest68876▸Dinkleburg guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while guest68876▸CHOC Chinigan▸meow guest68876▸NO guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> Technoturnovers▸whut Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND Technoturnovers▸what the fuck guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER Technoturnovers▸are you high guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS Technoturnovers▸no thank you guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL guest68876▸DONT MIND Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE Technoturnovers▸kekle no Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout Technoturnovers▸*about guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS Technoturnovers▸no guest68876▸YES Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? guest68876▸WE ARE NOT Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you tard Chinigan▸>psvita guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED Chinigan▸kek Technoturnovers▸>projecting guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v guest68876▸? guest68876▸DID HE Technoturnovers▸i like tuna Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? guest68876▸FATHER TUNA guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna guest68876▸NO guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME Technoturnovers▸oh guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some guest68876▸CHOCO CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra Dinkleberg left Technoturnovers▸lol guest68876▸and where is the orge's source Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest guest68876▸Shrek's Source Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM guest68876▸WOO guest68876▸WHO? Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY guest68876▸GIGGITY guest68876▸CHOCO guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere Technoturnovers▸french orgy? Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸IT IS OS X guest68876▸NOT OS XXX Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX Technoturnovers▸that exists? guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro guest68876▸I DO NOT guest68876▸YOU DO Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) Ctrl joined Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american Ctrl left Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? Technoturnovers▸whoa guest68876▸HEY TECHNO Ctrl joined Technoturnovers▸what? guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 SUCKA▸ THE▸ COCKA▸ COCKA left. Ctrl joined VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ Chinigan▸hi ctrl! Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that guest68876▸Well guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war guest68876▸10.6 guest68876▸.66 Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? CtrLALtDeLEte left guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X Technoturnovers▸>projecting Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 CtrLALtDeLEte joined CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard* CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? Guest leaves the chat
The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸oh noes Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz Technoturnovers▸k Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! Technoturnovers▸oh no Technoturnovers▸no no Technoturnovers▸fuck you CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)
Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)
Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl Ctrl▸Or what Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? The vote to reset the VM has lost. Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago Ctrl▸Like I care lol
Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016)
patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods wewlad: not dinkle wewlad: that guy is a retard Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one patrick: don't get heated wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles wewlad: really smart guy Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works Dinkleberg: ze lag patrick: nice turnbomb Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? wewlad: >turn bombing wewlad: >being this mad Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad wewlad: that's right wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass Dinkleberg: wewfag wewlad: seems like it wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? Dinkleberg: because Dinkleberg: i fucking can Dinkleberg: that's why wewlad: ah wewlad: so you are a retard wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy Dinkleberg: ah wewlad: gotcha Dinkleberg: i have tor wewlad: >i have tor wewlad: LOL Dinkleberg: hurr durr Dinkleberg: tor is botnet wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism wewlad: you really are wewlad: the hardest of core hacker wewlad: you are the next lizard squad Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing patrick: shut the fuck up you two wewlad: lol? wewlad: you just want attention Dinkleberg: no Dinkleberg: i dont wewlad: you do Dinkleberg: you want attention Dinkleberg: by insulting me wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you wewlad: lmao wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION Dinkleberg: yes you do wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS Dinkleberg: and call them retards? wewlad: it's entertaining? wewlad: not really attention seeking Dinkleberg: Roblox? Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: o rly Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then dan: roblox dan: cox wewlad: being this literal wewlad: what is autism Dinkleberg: being this salty Dinkleberg: what is trolling wewlad: you're not trolling wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling wewlad: you are this autistic wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes wewlad: you go to 8chan for support wewlad: like what is wrong with you wewlad: you're a living meme Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't wewlad: >this level of autism Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll? Dinkleberg: nope Garry12gg: OK. wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash Dinkleberg: no we arent Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids wewlad: >arent wewlad: >implying you're not a skid Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up Dinkleberg: you cuck wewlad: >cuck wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. wewlad voted no. Garry12gg voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care Garry12gg: LOL FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas dan voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. patrick voted yes. FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad The vote to reset the VM has lost. Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
2017
"A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier)
Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸stop Windows98_SE▸too good LoveEevee▸nice guest63797▸im a girl Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop guest63797▸i didnt set it Windows98_SE▸I did ik Windows98_SE▸ooh Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 Windows98_SE▸:) Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you Windows98_SE▸oh Windows98_SE▸you mean the os Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER guest63797▸yes messing with the colors Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes guest63797▸might as well get a pink t Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible Windows98_SE▸as possible* Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 guest19329▸size 100 Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 guest19329▸Windows 9? Windows98_SE▸windows 10 Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 guest19329▸ur right guest19329▸should be win 9 guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names guest19329▸upload guest19329▸it guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy eneness▸is this the theme? Windows98_SE▸yes eneness▸will it work on win10 guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os Windows98_SE▸umm Windows98_SE▸no eneness▸ok guest19329▸ill just upgrade it Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished Windows98_SE▸ther guest19329▸funny Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸that's better guest19329▸get rid of it Windows98_SE▸what is "it" Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz guest19329▸God guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real Windows98_SE▸what file guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer Windows98_SE▸there* guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes Windows98_SE▸what the hell guest63797▸u r a plumber Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸that's merio Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
"Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler Windows98_SE▸installer* CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD LoveEevee▸>2012 LoveEevee▸>recent CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy Garry12gg▸Yup. CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it CHOCOLATEMAN▸so CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸murrican education CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature gordy12gg▸no CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program Windows98_SE▸yeah, really CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like CHOCOLATEMAN▸the faggots CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list gordy12gg▸yup LoveEevee▸>Since Last On CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack gordy12gg▸use chrome CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper Windows98_SE▸what the shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal LoveEevee▸CRINGE Garry12gg▸Yup. guest6372▸ass CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end Ctrl▸Until you remove it CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable LoveEevee▸what now fag CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. Windows98_SE voted yes. CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe LoveEevee voted no. CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee Windows98_SE▸there Windows98_SE▸it works now CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck CHOCOLATEMAN▸this CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy Ctrl voted no. The vote to reset the VM has lost. Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish gordy12gg▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish gordy12gg▸yup CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends gordy12gg▸^ gordy12gg▸snap LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy gordy12gg▸theres my bot
Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017)
Original Description: Why does choco hate linux so much?
Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues Shitface titty fart▸heh LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 Technoturnovers▸they work like shit LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) Technoturnovers▸literally no reason Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows Technoturnovers▸*bit CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit Ctrl▸Butt progs Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile Vanilla left Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say Shitface titty fart▸Same thing Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope Vanilla left Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time Ctrl▸>linux Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao Ctrl▸>windows Ctrl▸>not temploeos Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you Ctrl▸Die unholy scum Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb Ctrl▸I know CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu Ctrl▸I watched the stream CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu Technoturnovers▸it works fine CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux Technoturnovers▸im not Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody Technoturnovers▸>140 iq Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american Technoturnovers▸jesus Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them Ctrl▸LMOS CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY Ctrl▸Wtf techno Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin Shitface titty fart▸x CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( Vanilla▸>isis Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say Vanilla▸i like isis CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu Vanilla left Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant Ctrl▸What else is new CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend> Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password Vanilla joined Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS LoveEevee▸noo Shitface titty fart▸yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us Shitface titty fart▸you shekel bcd29x_8.1▸gibe LoveEevee▸alright LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though Ctrl▸Green is my pepper LoveEevee▸yes bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux Ctrl left Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop LoveEevee▸>photoshop LoveEevee▸>on loonix LoveEevee▸in your dreams CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew Vanilla joined guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. bcd29x_8.1 voted no. Shitface titty fart voted no. LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) Vanilla voted no. Shitface titty fart▸It does LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks cutebot2 joined Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc cutebot2 left Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games Vanilla▸on collabvm? Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs Vanilla▸lol Ctrl joined bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you bcd29x_8.1▸: CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" bcd29x_8.1▸^ bcd29x_8.1▸) CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't CHOCOLATEMAN▸run Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error Shitface titty fart▸No you havent bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about The vote to reset the VM has lost. Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet Shitface titty fart▸Yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017)
hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
2018
Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)
Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! Wulf715▸what the hell Wulf715▸we didnt do shit Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID Wulf715▸who Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
2020
Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live (January 2020)
The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake
2021
Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all Wulf715▸uhhhhhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021)
mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer gogo▸his username is the opposite gogo▸yeah yellows111▸still uses his sorry name yellows111▸in everything he makes brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing yellows111▸because hes self centered yellows111▸thats his brand yellows111▸right so uhh Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. Join our Discord if you have any questions. Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs gogo▸oh yeah gogo▸this is what happened yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on brandan▸electron? :troll: gogo▸nope yellows111▸worse gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) yellows111▸imagine running one executable mv_▸well i found it first Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! mv_▸yes gogo▸also uhh brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao modeco80▸anyways uh mv_▸there is multiple gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh mv_▸just search yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? gogo▸when i was away from here guest25540▸uhhh yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now guest25540▸think it just hung modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] modeco80▸and that cause the autism gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse yellows111▸of a bluescreen yellows111▸what uhh modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it yellows111▸happened there modeco80▸it's over
2022
Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022)
CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate retard▸ i like holzer than memz CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit retard▸ clutt? CRYAKL▸ thats even worse retard▸ oh my god CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers CRYAKL▸ spam gdi CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF); retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus? CRYAKL▸ thats cool sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice CRYAKL▸ at least make it different CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny? CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0 CRYAKL▸ like come on man sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus sus32▸ everybody makes content on it CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce CRYAKL▸ theres even ones CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on CRYAKL▸ that are better CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass guest52802▸ probarly dancoot CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver CRYAKL▸ Kaane sus32▸ "xp horror edition" retard▸ windows xp horror trash guest52802▸ forkie CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself