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The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in September 2016, but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite. |
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All mentions of the R word, N word, and the F slur have been censored for obvious reasons. Don't mind the excessive amount of the aforementioned words, it's a byproduct of how CollabVM culture was back in the day. |
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The server remained fairly small, both servers being less than 100 members. |
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== 2016 == |
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Then in mid December 2019, the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020, the Discord got terminated for hacking and the CollabVM Discord 2 was created, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. On October 2020, a verification system was devised to keep people who don't comply with Rule #4 and other various undesirable entities out of the server. But in 2023, the old verification system was decommissioned and replaced with a new, better verification system based on a ticket bot. The reason why the old verification system was canned because it was hard to keep up with everything. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server. |
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Currently there are almost over 800 members in the server. |
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=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) === |
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== Moderation == |
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<pre> |
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The Discord is moderated by a staff team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]], [[modeco80]], [[User:Elijah|Elijah]], [[Mv|mv]], and [[User:MDMCK10|MDMCK10]]. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 |
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Wulf715▸ AHHA |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK |
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Keurig▸ welpers |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen |
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Wulf715▸ sorry |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one |
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Wulf715▸ ok |
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Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always |
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=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) === |
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Admins have access to the [[Admin Panel]] and the exclusive admin channels, while moderators can log into the VMs as mods and have access to the moderator channel. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever. |
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<pre> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!! |
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</pre> |
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=== Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) === |
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== Channels == |
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<pre> |
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This is all of the (publicly available to verified users) channels in the CollabVM Discord server. |
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Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic |
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guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon |
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guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game |
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guest1337▸but the fanbase is like |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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guest1337▸MORE PORN |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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guest1337▸YAY |
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guest1337▸PORN |
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=== Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016) === |
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=== Landing === |
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<pre> |
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; #announcements |
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guest68876▸Dinkleburg |
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: For when an admin wants to ping for no reason about some dumb shit |
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guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick |
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; #rules |
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guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while |
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: The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules! |
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guest68876▸CHOC |
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; #joins |
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Chinigan▸meow |
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: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. '''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.''' |
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guest68876▸NO |
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; #verification |
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guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS |
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: This channel is only viewable for non-verified members, it contains a button to open a ticket and some verification instructions |
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guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK |
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; #how-to-verify |
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guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> |
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: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read. This channel is pretty redundant since all the instructions are now in the new verification channel. |
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Technoturnovers▸whut |
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; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git |
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Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker |
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: Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab-vm-server</code> (and forks of it, most notably [[Yellows111|yellows111]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea) |
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guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND |
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; #hotsex-123 |
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Technoturnovers▸what the fuck |
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: Throne of Youself? Long Answer. |
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guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER |
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; #dartboard |
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Technoturnovers▸are you high |
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: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot |
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guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS |
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; #support |
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Technoturnovers▸no thank you |
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: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries to help with compiling collab-vm-server for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling [[collab-vm-server]] without incident, compiling an older version of [[collab-vm-server]] without being harassed into compiling a newer version, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed or anything done. |
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guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE |
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guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK |
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Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks |
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guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL |
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guest68876▸DONT MIND |
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Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 |
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guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF |
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guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU |
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guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE |
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Technoturnovers▸kekle no |
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Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout |
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Technoturnovers▸*about |
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guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER |
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guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS |
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Technoturnovers▸no |
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guest68876▸YES |
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Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) |
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guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT |
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guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL |
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Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? |
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guest68876▸WE ARE NOT |
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Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying |
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guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM |
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Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you <poptart> |
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Chinigan▸>psvita |
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guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING <restart>ED |
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Chinigan▸kek |
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Technoturnovers▸>projecting |
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guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL |
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Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here |
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guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? |
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Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest |
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guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v |
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guest68876▸? |
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guest68876▸DID HE |
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Technoturnovers▸i like tuna |
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Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty |
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Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? |
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guest68876▸FATHER TUNA |
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guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA |
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Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father |
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Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans |
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guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? |
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Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine |
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Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME |
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Technoturnovers▸oh |
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guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT |
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guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> |
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Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) |
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guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE |
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Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some |
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guest68876▸CHOCO |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 |
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guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra |
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Dinkleberg left |
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Technoturnovers▸lol |
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guest68876▸and where is the orge's source |
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Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest |
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guest68876▸Shrek's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck |
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Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? |
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guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies |
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Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program |
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guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source |
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Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams |
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Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat |
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Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM |
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guest68876▸WOO |
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guest68876▸WHO? |
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Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY |
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guest68876▸GIGGITY |
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guest68876▸CHOCO |
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guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER |
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Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks |
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guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE |
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Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? |
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guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck |
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Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere |
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Technoturnovers▸french orgy? |
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Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes |
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guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley |
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Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? |
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guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses |
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guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> |
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Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸NO |
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guest68876▸IT IS OS X |
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guest68876▸NOT OS XXX |
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Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird |
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guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX |
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Technoturnovers▸that exists? |
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guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X |
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Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro |
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guest68876▸I DO NOT |
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guest68876▸YOU DO |
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Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) |
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Ctrl joined |
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Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american |
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Ctrl left |
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Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? |
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Technoturnovers▸whoa |
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guest68876▸HEY TECHNO |
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Ctrl joined |
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Technoturnovers▸what? |
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guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED |
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guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 |
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SUCKA▸ |
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THE▸ |
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COCKA▸ |
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COCKA left. Ctrl joined |
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VOTE▸ |
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TRUMP▸ |
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TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined |
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guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP |
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VOTE▸ |
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TRUMP▸ |
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Chinigan▸hi ctrl! |
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Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? |
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Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that |
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guest68876▸Well |
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guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 |
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guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND |
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Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it |
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guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war |
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guest68876▸10.6 |
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guest68876▸.66 |
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Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? |
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Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man |
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Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? |
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CtrLALtDeLEte left |
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guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead |
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Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X |
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guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" |
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guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X |
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Technoturnovers▸>projecting |
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Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else |
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guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob |
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Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you |
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guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly |
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guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard* |
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CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug |
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guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files |
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Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? |
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Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious |
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Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? |
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Guest leaves the chat |
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=== The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) === |
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=== Chatrooms === |
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<pre> |
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; #public |
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Technoturnovers▸oh noes |
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: Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM |
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Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! |
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; -> New Thread |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao |
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: New Thread |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader |
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; #vidya |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before |
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: The channel for all things vidya |
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</pre> |
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; #rdp-party <nowiki>**</nowiki> |
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: The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party |
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; #development |
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: The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" are not programming languages) |
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=== Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) === |
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=== Storage === |
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<pre> |
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; #cool-things |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz |
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: Discuss about non-CollabVM related stuff |
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Technoturnovers▸k |
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; #collabvm-txt |
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Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! |
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: For posting the funniest moments of CollabVM |
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Technoturnovers▸oh no |
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; #dartzs-inbox |
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Technoturnovers▸no no |
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: Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that [[Dartz]] receives |
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Technoturnovers▸fuck you |
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; #copypasta-central |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that |
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: Post all your copypastas here |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos |
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; #music |
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Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire |
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: For posting music |
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Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch |
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; #quotes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww |
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: For posting funny CollabVM Discord (and elsewhere) quotes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick |
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; #spicy-memes |
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</pre> |
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: For just posting memes in general |
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; #vnc-resolver |
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: Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave. |
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; #glorified-rss-feed |
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: This channel, and you also, receives cool things like Steam/GOG/<s>EGS</s> game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server <code>#free-stuff</code> channel. |
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=== Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) === |
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=== Aids === |
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<pre> |
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; #cosmic-sans-simulator |
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Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae |
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: Update |
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Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta |
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; #suggestions |
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Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? |
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: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN |
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Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta |
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; #spam |
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LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS |
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: Post your high quality spam material here |
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LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true |
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; #public-bots |
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</pre> |
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: Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot/Assyst tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just caption some random trending Tenor GIF with some dumb text |
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=== Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) === |
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=== archived === |
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<pre> |
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; #collabvm-advent-calendar-2021 |
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Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl |
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: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th. |
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Ctrl▸Or what |
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; #collabvm-advent-calendar-2022 |
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Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? |
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: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2022 that would post a new [https://crustywindo.ws Crusty Windows] bootleg everyday up until December 25th. |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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; #verification-archive |
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Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? |
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: The old verification channel, where people would send their age, and wait for an admin to verify. It had no privacy and was very chaotic, and was prone to mods and memebers constant shitposting, and children begging to be verified every 20 minutes, before it was shuttered and replaced with the new ticket-based verification system |
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LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago |
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Ctrl▸Like I care lol |
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=== |
=== Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) === |
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<pre> |
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; #vc-text |
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patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods |
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: The main voice text channel |
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wewlad: not dinkle |
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; 🔊 gayming |
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wewlad: that guy is a <restart> |
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: vc for vidya gamers |
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Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one |
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; 🔊 whatever |
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patrick: don't get heated |
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: The main voice channel |
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wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles |
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; 🔊 yellows bedroom |
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wewlad: really smart guy |
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: Do not question it |
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Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a <restart> to try to trigger them |
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; 🔊 56k modem (20kbps) |
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Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a <restart> |
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: why |
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wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works |
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; 🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP |
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wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too |
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: The VC for #public-bots |
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Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works |
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Dinkleberg: ze lag |
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patrick: nice turnbomb |
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Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? |
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wewlad: >turn bombing |
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wewlad: >being this mad |
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Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad |
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wewlad: that's right |
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wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy |
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wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords |
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Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass |
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Dinkleberg: wew<friend> |
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wewlad: seems like it |
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wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? |
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Dinkleberg: because |
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Dinkleberg: i fucking can |
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Dinkleberg: that's why |
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wewlad: ah |
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wewlad: so you are a <restart> |
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wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy |
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Dinkleberg: ah |
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wewlad: gotcha |
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Dinkleberg: i have tor |
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wewlad: >i have tor |
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wewlad: LOL |
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Dinkleberg: hurr durr |
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Dinkleberg: tor is botnet |
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wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism |
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wewlad: you really are |
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wewlad: the hardest of core hacker |
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wewlad: you are the next lizard squad |
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Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing |
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patrick: shut the fuck up you two |
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wewlad: lol? |
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wewlad: you just want attention |
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Dinkleberg: no |
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Dinkleberg: i dont |
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wewlad: you do |
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Dinkleberg: you want attention |
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Dinkleberg: by insulting me |
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wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible |
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Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you |
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wewlad: lmao |
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wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION |
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Dinkleberg: yes you do |
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wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT |
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wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people |
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wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS |
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Dinkleberg: and call them <restart>s? |
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wewlad: it's entertaining? |
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wewlad: not really attention seeking |
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Dinkleberg: Roblox? |
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Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay |
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wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english |
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Dinkleberg: o rly |
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Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english |
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Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then |
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dan: roblox |
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dan: cox |
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wewlad: being this literal |
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wewlad: what is autism |
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Dinkleberg: being this salty |
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Dinkleberg: what is trolling |
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wewlad: you're not trolling |
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wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad |
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Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling |
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wewlad: you are this autistic |
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wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes |
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wewlad: you go to 8chan for support |
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wewlad: like what is wrong with you |
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wewlad: you're a living meme |
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Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username |
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wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't |
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wewlad: >this level of autism |
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Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll? |
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Dinkleberg: nope |
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Garry12gg: OK. |
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wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash |
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Dinkleberg: no we arent |
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Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of <restart>ed skids |
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wewlad: >arent |
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wewlad: >implying you're not a skid |
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Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> |
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Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up |
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Dinkleberg: you cuck |
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wewlad: >cuck |
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wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc |
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Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. |
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wewlad voted no. |
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Garry12gg voted no. |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care |
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Garry12gg: LOL |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas |
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dan voted no. |
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FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. |
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patrick voted yes. |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles |
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FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed |
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</pre> |
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== |
== 2017 == |
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=== Infraction Roles === |
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There are exactly 3 infraction (warning) roles in total: |
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=== "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) === |
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; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(163,138,138); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W1 |
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<pre> |
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; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(209,131,131); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W2 |
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Windows98_SE▸no |
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; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(199,91,91); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> W3 |
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Windows98_SE▸stop |
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Windows98_SE▸too good |
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LoveEevee▸nice |
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guest63797▸im a girl |
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Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop |
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guest63797▸i didnt set it |
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Windows98_SE▸I did ik |
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Windows98_SE▸ooh |
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Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink |
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guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 |
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Windows98_SE▸:) |
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Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you |
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Windows98_SE▸oh |
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Windows98_SE▸you mean the os |
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Windows98_SE▸why |
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Windows98_SE▸why |
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Windows98_SE▸why |
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Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER |
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guest63797▸yes messing with the colors |
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Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT |
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Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser |
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Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 |
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Windows98_SE▸what |
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Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes |
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guest63797▸might as well get a pink t |
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Windows98_SE▸nah |
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Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine |
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Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks |
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Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah |
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guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha |
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Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible |
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Windows98_SE▸as possible* |
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Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot |
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Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large |
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Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 |
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guest19329▸size 100 |
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Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white |
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Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 |
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guest19329▸Windows 9? |
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Windows98_SE▸windows 10 |
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Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 |
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guest19329▸ur right |
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guest19329▸should be win 9 |
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guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names |
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guest19329▸upload |
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guest19329▸it |
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guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter |
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Windows98_SE▸what |
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Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter |
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Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat |
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Windows98_SE▸e |
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Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack |
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guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter |
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Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy |
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eneness▸is this the theme? |
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Windows98_SE▸yes |
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eneness▸will it work on win10 |
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guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os |
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Windows98_SE▸umm |
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Windows98_SE▸no |
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eneness▸ok |
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guest19329▸ill just upgrade it |
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Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic |
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guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? |
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Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy |
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guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad |
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Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary |
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Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks |
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Windows98_SE▸no |
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Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished |
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Windows98_SE▸ther |
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guest19329▸funny |
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Windows98_SE▸e |
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Windows98_SE▸that's better |
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guest19329▸get rid of it |
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Windows98_SE▸what is "it" |
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Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub |
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guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive |
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Windows98_SE▸no |
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Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you |
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Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account |
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Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz |
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guest19329▸God |
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guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real |
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Windows98_SE▸what file |
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guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... |
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Windows98_SE▸nah |
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Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer |
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Windows98_SE▸there* |
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guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default |
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Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes |
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Windows98_SE▸what the hell |
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guest63797▸u r a plumber |
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Windows98_SE▸no |
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Windows98_SE▸that's merio |
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Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel |
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</pre> |
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=== "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) === |
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After you have all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team it may not work out well for you. |
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<pre> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate |
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Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler |
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Windows98_SE▸installer* |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? |
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Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. |
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Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? |
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Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD |
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LoveEevee▸>2012 |
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LoveEevee▸>recent |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy |
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Garry12gg▸Yup. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus |
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Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator |
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Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people |
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LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
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LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
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LoveEevee▸>Prounced |
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LoveEevee▸murrican education |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex |
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LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone |
|||
Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature |
|||
gordy12gg▸no |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize |
|||
Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program |
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Windows98_SE▸yeah, really |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list |
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gordy12gg▸yup |
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LoveEevee▸>Since Last On |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy |
|||
LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo |
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LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack |
|||
gordy12gg▸use chrome |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 |
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LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper |
|||
Windows98_SE▸what the shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me |
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Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal |
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LoveEevee▸CRINGE |
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Garry12gg▸Yup. |
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guest6372▸ass |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina |
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Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire |
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Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end |
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Ctrl▸Until you remove it |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun |
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LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable |
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LoveEevee▸what now <friend> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program |
|||
LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff |
|||
CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus |
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Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. |
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Windows98_SE voted yes. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. |
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LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe |
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LoveEevee voted no. |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee |
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Windows98_SE▸there |
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Windows98_SE▸it works now |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸this |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy |
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Ctrl voted no. |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit |
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Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish |
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gordy12gg▸eevee |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish |
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gordy12gg▸yup |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends |
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gordy12gg▸^ |
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gordy12gg▸snap |
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LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy |
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gordy12gg▸theres my bot |
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</pre> |
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=== Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) === |
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If you obtain W3, you lose your embed, reaction and external emote permissions. This does not happen for any other infraction role. |
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'''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much? |
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<pre> |
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There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles correspond to the channel it is supposed to hide from whoever has the role. |
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Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x |
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bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues |
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Shitface titty fart▸heh |
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LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 |
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Technoturnovers▸they work like shit |
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LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) |
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Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 |
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Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit |
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Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? |
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LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED |
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Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) |
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Technoturnovers▸literally no reason |
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Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows |
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Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine |
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cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs |
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Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes |
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Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't |
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Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows |
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Technoturnovers▸*bit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit |
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Ctrl▸Butt progs |
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Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile |
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Vanilla left |
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Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide |
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Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk |
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Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 |
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Vanilla joined |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected |
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Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say |
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Shitface titty fart▸Same thing |
|||
Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope |
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Vanilla left |
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Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls |
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Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time |
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Ctrl▸>linux |
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Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao |
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Ctrl▸>windows |
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Ctrl▸>not temploeos |
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Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you |
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Ctrl▸Die unholy scum |
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Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling |
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Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you |
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Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao |
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Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb |
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Ctrl▸I know |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu |
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Ctrl▸I watched the stream |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos |
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Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu |
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Technoturnovers▸it works fine |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS |
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Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux |
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Technoturnovers▸im not |
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Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang |
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Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is |
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Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody |
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Technoturnovers▸>140 iq |
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Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with |
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Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts |
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Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian |
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Shitface titty fart▸are you <restart>ed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind |
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Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american |
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Technoturnovers▸jesus |
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Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name |
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Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian |
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Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that |
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Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you |
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Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk |
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Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them |
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Ctrl▸LMOS |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic |
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Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game |
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Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does |
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Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY |
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Ctrl▸Wtf techno |
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Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED |
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Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin |
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Shitface titty fart▸x |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( |
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Vanilla▸>isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say |
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Vanilla▸i like isis |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? |
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Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis |
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Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu |
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Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant |
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Ctrl▸What else is new |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol |
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Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt |
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Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password |
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Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS |
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LoveEevee▸noo |
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Shitface titty fart▸yes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us |
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Shitface titty fart▸you shekel |
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bcd29x_8.1▸gibe |
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LoveEevee▸alright |
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LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made |
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Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed |
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LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though |
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Ctrl▸Green is my pepper |
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LoveEevee▸yes |
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bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed |
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Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck |
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LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux |
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Ctrl left |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent |
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Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop |
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LoveEevee▸>photoshop |
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LoveEevee▸>on loonix |
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LoveEevee▸in your dreams |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that |
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Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew |
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guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. |
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bcd29x_8.1 voted no. |
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Shitface titty fart voted no. |
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LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine |
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bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) |
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Vanilla voted no. |
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Shitface titty fart▸It does |
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LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit |
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bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo |
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Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks |
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Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc |
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cutebot2 left |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games |
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Vanilla▸on collabvm? |
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Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs |
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Vanilla▸lol |
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Ctrl joined |
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bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you |
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bcd29x_8.1▸: |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" |
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bcd29x_8.1▸^ |
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bcd29x_8.1▸) |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸run |
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Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg |
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Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error |
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Shitface titty fart▸No you havent |
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bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have |
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Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM |
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Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn |
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Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about |
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The vote to reset the VM has lost. |
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Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet |
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Shitface titty fart▸Yes |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops |
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Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that |
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Vanilla left |
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Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) |
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Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND |
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</pre> |
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=== Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) === |
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<pre> |
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: #development |
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hannah▸if all else fails, memtest |
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== 2018 == |
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: None, it is a permission ban |
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=== Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) === |
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<pre> |
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Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! |
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Wulf715▸what the hell |
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Wulf715▸we didnt do shit |
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Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T |
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Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID |
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Wulf715▸who |
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Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] |
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Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it |
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</pre> |
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== 2020 == |
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=== Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) === |
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The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z. |
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http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log |
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'''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake''' |
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== 2021 == |
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=== Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) === |
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<pre> |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all |
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Wulf715▸uhhhhhh |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now |
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</pre> |
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=== Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021) === |
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<pre> |
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20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going? |
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20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network |
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20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U |
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20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is |
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20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain |
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20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP |
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20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol |
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20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying |
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20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit |
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20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore |
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20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up |
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20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen? |
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20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen? |
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20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it? |
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20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol |
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20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: hilda<friend> bot? |
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20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet |
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20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol |
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20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it |
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20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco |
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20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly <restart>ed! can you believe it? |
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20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj |
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20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol |
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20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it |
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20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian |
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20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove? |
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20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend> |
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20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you |
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20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it |
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20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend> |
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20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too |
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20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend> |
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20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm |
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20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ? |
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20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm |
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20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes |
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20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea |
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20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord |
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20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao |
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20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! |
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20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: *angry emoji* |
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20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol |
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20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised |
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20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em |
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20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine |
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20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left |
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20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone? |
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20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN |
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20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY |
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20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: *ok emoji* |
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20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay |
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20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol |
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20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit |
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20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend> |
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20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever |
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20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang! |
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20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea |
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20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left |
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20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl: |
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20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u |
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20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth |
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20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE |
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20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now |
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20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN |
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20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj |
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20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg |
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20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is |
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20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it? |
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20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died |
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20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT? |
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20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes |
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20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay |
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20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck |
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20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out |
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20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj |
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20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole |
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20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN |
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20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U |
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20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up |
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20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes passed on then |
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20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh |
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20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES |
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20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick |
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20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot |
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20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus) |
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20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl? |
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20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no |
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20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot |
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20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol |
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20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!" |
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20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman |
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20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot |
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20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus |
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20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like |
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20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special |
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20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers |
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20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc |
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20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots? |
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20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it |
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20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how? |
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20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm |
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20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor |
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20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol |
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20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say |
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20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it? |
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20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't |
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20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent? |
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20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend> |
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20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going |
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20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!" |
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20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude |
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20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus |
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20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award |
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20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool |
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20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus? |
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20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions |
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20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS |
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20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nigerian> |
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20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus" |
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20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird |
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20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name |
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20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus |
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20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j |
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20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH |
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20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus |
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20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you |
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20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus |
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20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said |
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20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus |
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20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL |
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20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID |
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20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS |
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20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j |
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20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU |
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20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it |
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20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing |
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20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman |
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20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty |
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20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm |
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20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh |
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20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus" |
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20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman |
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20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh |
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20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION? |
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20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism |
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20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu |
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20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE" |
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20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu |
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20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off |
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20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition? |
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20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu |
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20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh |
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20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay |
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20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing <restart> bus for jjjj! |
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20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! |
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20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo! |
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20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure |
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20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it |
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20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him? |
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20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him? |
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20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny) |
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20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like, |
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20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu |
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20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN |
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20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION |
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20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass |
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20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol |
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20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor |
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20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool |
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20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition |
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20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk |
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20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! |
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20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET |
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20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck |
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20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nigerian> |
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20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol |
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20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever |
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20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it |
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20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop |
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20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now |
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20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face |
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20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face? |
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20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes |
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20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit |
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20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol |
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</pre> |
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=== Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) === |
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<pre> |
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mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit |
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yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer |
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gogo▸his username is the opposite |
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gogo▸yeah |
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yellows111▸still uses his sorry name |
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yellows111▸in everything he makes |
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brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing |
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yellows111▸because hes self centered |
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yellows111▸thats his brand |
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yellows111▸right so uhh |
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Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! |
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Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. |
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If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. |
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The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. |
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Join our Discord if you have any questions. |
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Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers |
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yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs |
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gogo▸oh yeah |
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gogo▸this is what happened |
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yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable |
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yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest |
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yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on |
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brandan▸electron? :troll: |
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gogo▸nope |
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yellows111▸worse |
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gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) |
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yellows111▸imagine running one executable |
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mv_▸well i found it first |
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Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? |
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yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run |
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Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure |
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gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader |
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modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion |
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Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off |
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! |
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mv_▸yes |
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gogo▸also uhh |
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brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao |
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modeco80▸anyways uh |
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mv_▸there is multiple |
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gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh |
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mv_▸just search |
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yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? |
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gogo▸when i was away from here |
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guest25540▸uhhh |
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yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now |
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guest25540▸think it just hung |
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modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia |
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mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] |
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modeco80▸and that cause the autism |
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gogo▸what kind of <restart>ed shit i was given to work with |
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yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse |
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yellows111▸of a bluescreen |
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yellows111▸what uhh |
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modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it |
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yellows111▸happened there |
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modeco80▸it's over |
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</pre> |
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== 2022 == |
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=== Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) === |
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<pre> |
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CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr |
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Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate |
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<restart>▸ i like holzer than memz |
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CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that |
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CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit |
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<restart>▸ clutt? |
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CRYAKL▸ thats even worse |
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<restart>▸ oh my god |
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CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash |
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CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions |
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CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand |
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<restart>▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy |
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CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right |
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CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths |
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guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers |
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CRYAKL▸ spam gdi |
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CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system |
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CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over |
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CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF); |
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<restart>▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus? |
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CRYAKL▸ thats cool |
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sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice |
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CRYAKL▸ at least make it different |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam |
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guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors |
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<restart>▸ holzer vs viruses is funny? |
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CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0 |
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CRYAKL▸ like come on man |
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sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore |
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CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died |
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CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time |
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sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus |
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sus32▸ everybody makes content on it |
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CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series |
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CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce |
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CRYAKL▸ theres even ones |
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CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on |
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CRYAKL▸ that are better |
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CRYAKL▸ lol |
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CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit |
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guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer |
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CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass |
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guest52802▸ probarly dancoot |
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CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver |
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CRYAKL▸ Kaane |
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sus32▸ "xp horror edition" |
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<restart>▸ windows xp horror trash |
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guest52802▸ forkie |
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CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form |
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sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io |
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CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself |
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</pre> |
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[[Category:Stories]] |
Revision as of 02:46, 9 May 2023
This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
All mentions of the R word, N word, and the F slur have been censored for obvious reasons. Don't mind the excessive amount of the aforementioned words, it's a byproduct of how CollabVM culture was back in the day.
2016
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 Wulf715▸ AHHA CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK Keurig▸ welpers CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen Wulf715▸ sorry CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one Wulf715▸ ok Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game guest1337▸but the fanbase is like guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸MORE PORN guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸YAY guest1337▸PORN
Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016)
guest68876▸Dinkleburg guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while guest68876▸CHOC Chinigan▸meow guest68876▸NO guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> Technoturnovers▸whut Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND Technoturnovers▸what the fuck guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER Technoturnovers▸are you high guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS Technoturnovers▸no thank you guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL guest68876▸DONT MIND Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE Technoturnovers▸kekle no Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout Technoturnovers▸*about guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS Technoturnovers▸no guest68876▸YES Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? guest68876▸WE ARE NOT Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you <poptart> Chinigan▸>psvita guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING <restart>ED Chinigan▸kek Technoturnovers▸>projecting guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v guest68876▸? guest68876▸DID HE Technoturnovers▸i like tuna Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? guest68876▸FATHER TUNA guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna guest68876▸NO guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME Technoturnovers▸oh guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some guest68876▸CHOCO CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra Dinkleberg left Technoturnovers▸lol guest68876▸and where is the orge's source Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest guest68876▸Shrek's Source Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM guest68876▸WOO guest68876▸WHO? Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY guest68876▸GIGGITY guest68876▸CHOCO guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere Technoturnovers▸french orgy? Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸IT IS OS X guest68876▸NOT OS XXX Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX Technoturnovers▸that exists? guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro guest68876▸I DO NOT guest68876▸YOU DO Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) Ctrl joined Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american Ctrl left Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? Technoturnovers▸whoa guest68876▸HEY TECHNO Ctrl joined Technoturnovers▸what? guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 SUCKA▸ THE▸ COCKA▸ COCKA left. Ctrl joined VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ Chinigan▸hi ctrl! Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that guest68876▸Well guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war guest68876▸10.6 guest68876▸.66 Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? CtrLALtDeLEte left guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X Technoturnovers▸>projecting Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 CtrLALtDeLEte joined CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard* CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? Guest leaves the chat
The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸oh noes Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz Technoturnovers▸k Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! Technoturnovers▸oh no Technoturnovers▸no no Technoturnovers▸fuck you CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)
Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)
Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl Ctrl▸Or what Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? The vote to reset the VM has lost. Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago Ctrl▸Like I care lol
Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016)
patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods wewlad: not dinkle wewlad: that guy is a <restart> Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one patrick: don't get heated wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles wewlad: really smart guy Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a <restart> to try to trigger them Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a <restart> wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works Dinkleberg: ze lag patrick: nice turnbomb Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? wewlad: >turn bombing wewlad: >being this mad Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad wewlad: that's right wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass Dinkleberg: wew<friend> wewlad: seems like it wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? Dinkleberg: because Dinkleberg: i fucking can Dinkleberg: that's why wewlad: ah wewlad: so you are a <restart> wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy Dinkleberg: ah wewlad: gotcha Dinkleberg: i have tor wewlad: >i have tor wewlad: LOL Dinkleberg: hurr durr Dinkleberg: tor is botnet wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism wewlad: you really are wewlad: the hardest of core hacker wewlad: you are the next lizard squad Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing patrick: shut the fuck up you two wewlad: lol? wewlad: you just want attention Dinkleberg: no Dinkleberg: i dont wewlad: you do Dinkleberg: you want attention Dinkleberg: by insulting me wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you wewlad: lmao wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION Dinkleberg: yes you do wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS Dinkleberg: and call them <restart>s? wewlad: it's entertaining? wewlad: not really attention seeking Dinkleberg: Roblox? Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: o rly Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then dan: roblox dan: cox wewlad: being this literal wewlad: what is autism Dinkleberg: being this salty Dinkleberg: what is trolling wewlad: you're not trolling wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling wewlad: you are this autistic wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes wewlad: you go to 8chan for support wewlad: like what is wrong with you wewlad: you're a living meme Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't wewlad: >this level of autism Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll? Dinkleberg: nope Garry12gg: OK. wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash Dinkleberg: no we arent Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of <restart>ed skids wewlad: >arent wewlad: >implying you're not a skid Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up Dinkleberg: you cuck wewlad: >cuck wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. wewlad voted no. Garry12gg voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care Garry12gg: LOL FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas dan voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. patrick voted yes. FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad The vote to reset the VM has lost. Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
2017
"A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier)
Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸stop Windows98_SE▸too good LoveEevee▸nice guest63797▸im a girl Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop guest63797▸i didnt set it Windows98_SE▸I did ik Windows98_SE▸ooh Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 Windows98_SE▸:) Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you Windows98_SE▸oh Windows98_SE▸you mean the os Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER guest63797▸yes messing with the colors Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes guest63797▸might as well get a pink t Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible Windows98_SE▸as possible* Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 guest19329▸size 100 Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 guest19329▸Windows 9? Windows98_SE▸windows 10 Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 guest19329▸ur right guest19329▸should be win 9 guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names guest19329▸upload guest19329▸it guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy eneness▸is this the theme? Windows98_SE▸yes eneness▸will it work on win10 guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os Windows98_SE▸umm Windows98_SE▸no eneness▸ok guest19329▸ill just upgrade it Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished Windows98_SE▸ther guest19329▸funny Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸that's better guest19329▸get rid of it Windows98_SE▸what is "it" Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz guest19329▸God guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real Windows98_SE▸what file guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer Windows98_SE▸there* guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes Windows98_SE▸what the hell guest63797▸u r a plumber Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸that's merio Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
"Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler Windows98_SE▸installer* CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD LoveEevee▸>2012 LoveEevee▸>recent CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy Garry12gg▸Yup. CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it CHOCOLATEMAN▸so CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸murrican education CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature gordy12gg▸no CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program Windows98_SE▸yeah, really CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list gordy12gg▸yup LoveEevee▸>Since Last On CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack gordy12gg▸use chrome CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper Windows98_SE▸what the shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal LoveEevee▸CRINGE Garry12gg▸Yup. guest6372▸ass CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end Ctrl▸Until you remove it CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable LoveEevee▸what now <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. Windows98_SE voted yes. CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe LoveEevee voted no. CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee Windows98_SE▸there Windows98_SE▸it works now CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck CHOCOLATEMAN▸this CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy Ctrl voted no. The vote to reset the VM has lost. Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish gordy12gg▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish gordy12gg▸yup CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends gordy12gg▸^ gordy12gg▸snap LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy gordy12gg▸theres my bot
Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017)
Original Description: Why does choco hate linux so much?
Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues Shitface titty fart▸heh LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 Technoturnovers▸they work like shit LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) Technoturnovers▸literally no reason Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows Technoturnovers▸*bit CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit Ctrl▸Butt progs Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile Vanilla left Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say Shitface titty fart▸Same thing Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope Vanilla left Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time Ctrl▸>linux Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao Ctrl▸>windows Ctrl▸>not temploeos Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you Ctrl▸Die unholy scum Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb Ctrl▸I know CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu Ctrl▸I watched the stream CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu Technoturnovers▸it works fine CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux Technoturnovers▸im not Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody Technoturnovers▸>140 iq Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian Shitface titty fart▸are you <restart>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american Technoturnovers▸jesus Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them Ctrl▸LMOS CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY Ctrl▸Wtf techno Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin Shitface titty fart▸x CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( Vanilla▸>isis Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say Vanilla▸i like isis CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu Vanilla left Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant Ctrl▸What else is new CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend> Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password Vanilla joined Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS LoveEevee▸noo Shitface titty fart▸yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us Shitface titty fart▸you shekel bcd29x_8.1▸gibe LoveEevee▸alright LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though Ctrl▸Green is my pepper LoveEevee▸yes bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux Ctrl left Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop LoveEevee▸>photoshop LoveEevee▸>on loonix LoveEevee▸in your dreams CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew Vanilla joined guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. bcd29x_8.1 voted no. Shitface titty fart voted no. LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) Vanilla voted no. Shitface titty fart▸It does LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks cutebot2 joined Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc cutebot2 left Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games Vanilla▸on collabvm? Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs Vanilla▸lol Ctrl joined bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you bcd29x_8.1▸: CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" bcd29x_8.1▸^ bcd29x_8.1▸) CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't CHOCOLATEMAN▸run Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error Shitface titty fart▸No you havent bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about The vote to reset the VM has lost. Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet Shitface titty fart▸Yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017)
hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
2018
Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)
Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! Wulf715▸what the hell Wulf715▸we didnt do shit Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID Wulf715▸who Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
2020
Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live (January 2020)
The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake
2021
Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all Wulf715▸uhhhhhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021)
20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going? 20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network 20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U 20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is 20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain 20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP 20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol 20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying 20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit 20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore 20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up 20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen? 20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen? 20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it? 20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol 20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: hilda<friend> bot? 20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet 20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol 20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it 20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco 20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly <restart>ed! can you believe it? 20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj 20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol 20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it 20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian 20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove? 20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend> 20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you 20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it 20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend> 20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too 20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend> 20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm 20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ? 20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm 20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes 20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea 20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord 20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao 20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: *angry emoji* 20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol 20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised 20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em 20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine 20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left 20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone? 20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN 20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY 20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: *ok emoji* 20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay 20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol 20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit 20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend> 20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever 20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang! 20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea 20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left 20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl: 20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u 20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth 20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE 20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now 20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN 20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj 20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg 20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is 20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it? 20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died 20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT? 20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes 20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay 20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck 20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out 20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj 20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole 20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN 20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U 20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up 20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes passed on then 20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh 20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES 20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick 20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot 20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus) 20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl? 20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no 20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot 20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol 20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!" 20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman 20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot 20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus 20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like 20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special 20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers 20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc 20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots? 20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it 20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how? 20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm 20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor 20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol 20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say 20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it? 20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't 20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent? 20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend> 20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going 20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!" 20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude 20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus 20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award 20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool 20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus? 20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions 20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS 20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nigerian> 20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus" 20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird 20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name 20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus 20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j 20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH 20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus 20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you 20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus 20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said 20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus 20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL 20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID 20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS 20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j 20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU 20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it 20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing 20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman 20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty 20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm 20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh 20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus" 20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman 20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh 20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION? 20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism 20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu 20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE" 20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu 20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off 20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition? 20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu 20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh 20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay 20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing <restart> bus for jjjj! 20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! 20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo! 20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure 20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it 20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him? 20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him? 20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny) 20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like, 20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu 20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN 20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION 20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass 20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol 20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor 20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool 20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition 20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk 20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET 20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck 20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nigerian> 20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol 20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever 20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it 20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop 20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now 20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face 20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face? 20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes 20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit 20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021)
mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer gogo▸his username is the opposite gogo▸yeah yellows111▸still uses his sorry name yellows111▸in everything he makes brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing yellows111▸because hes self centered yellows111▸thats his brand yellows111▸right so uhh Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. Join our Discord if you have any questions. Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs gogo▸oh yeah gogo▸this is what happened yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on brandan▸electron? :troll: gogo▸nope yellows111▸worse gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) yellows111▸imagine running one executable mv_▸well i found it first Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! mv_▸yes gogo▸also uhh brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao modeco80▸anyways uh mv_▸there is multiple gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh mv_▸just search yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? gogo▸when i was away from here guest25540▸uhhh yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now guest25540▸think it just hung modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] modeco80▸and that cause the autism gogo▸what kind of <restart>ed shit i was given to work with yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse yellows111▸of a bluescreen yellows111▸what uhh modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it yellows111▸happened there modeco80▸it's over
2022
Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022)
CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate <restart>▸ i like holzer than memz CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit <restart>▸ clutt? CRYAKL▸ thats even worse <restart>▸ oh my god CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand <restart>▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers CRYAKL▸ spam gdi CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF); <restart>▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus? CRYAKL▸ thats cool sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice CRYAKL▸ at least make it different CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors <restart>▸ holzer vs viruses is funny? CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0 CRYAKL▸ like come on man sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus sus32▸ everybody makes content on it CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce CRYAKL▸ theres even ones CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on CRYAKL▸ that are better CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass guest52802▸ probarly dancoot CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver CRYAKL▸ Kaane sus32▸ "xp horror edition" <restart>▸ windows xp horror trash guest52802▸ forkie CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself