Colonel Seizureton is a guy that goes back a long ways in CollabVM history. He knows his way around Linux, especially Debian (hence his first nickname, DebianGuy). He is often found nowadays as a guest on the VM, and can be identified by his repetitive actions such as closing and opening a menu several times. He is most commonly found on VM3, booted into Lubuntu, installing Synaptic Package Manager. He also has been seen playing Minesweeper for more than five hours straight on VM2, the XP vm.