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Although their name derives from the term "[[fork bomb]]", they do not exclusively run [[fork bomb]]s. A forkie may also run an executable which prevents anything from opening, deleting the registry, or other methods of blocking usability on the VM. Anti-forkies also have the same purpose, except the premise is to stop forkies from forking the VM, despite the fact that it, in and of itself, is a forkie.
 
Not too long ago, a vote to reset button was added to combat forkies along with a customized task manager (and later a customized command prompt), which is mostly actually successful at defeating nearly every forkie, although a forkie mightwill eventually figure out how to bypass it and break the VM again immediately afterwards.
 
Forkies were not only present on CollabVM - they were also known to be present on the similar (but now defunct) website known as [[socket.computer]], [[Wecan.hasthe.technology|wecan.hasthe.technology]], the [[Virus Farm]] and the like.
 
According to old documentation and (then) recent history, forkies have appeared to be successful business entreprenurs and have managed to assemble their very own [http://forkies.com restaurant]! Dubbed '''Forkies Real Food Parlor''' and located in Lynnwood, Pretoria (?) South Africa, they have managed to score many customers and serve great Italian food! ''(Not rat poison surprisingly)''
 
The restaurant has been since closed at one point in April(?) 2018.
 
== [[Forkie Evolution]] ==
Forkies are the second stage of the Forkie Evolution, with the first being [[Jawfuls]] and the third and final being Aliens, which are confirmed to be fagfags.
 
== Is being a "Forkie" a bannable offense? ==
Many users have questioned if being a Forkie is a bannable offense.
 
The short answer is: '''If anthe adminmoderation team is online, sometimes but thenmostly probablyno'''.
 
The long answer is that, if you have a very long streak of making the VM unusable, you might be banned. Or if you break a global site rule. For instance, creating an executable which DDoSed someone (assuming someone would have already knew about your intentions and reported it to the administration, or the administration is on the VM and has formally recognized it as a DDOSing attempt), you would likely be banned permanently.
The long answer is that, usually the admins don't care '''unless''' they're on the vm in question. The admins will usually ban people for forking while they're online
 
Nowadays, there is now a rule in place on the site, dubbed '''Rule 9''' of the CollabVM website, in which if you constantly make the VM unusable (t. textbook definition of Forkies), or run a certain banned script, or attempt to overwrite the VM's operating system with one another (t. Installfagging), it is constituted a rule violation.
 
While uncommon, constantly breaking the VM can also result in a ban, if a majority of members vote to have you banned from the VMs. This usually only happens however if you excessively abuse the VMs. You won't be banned for simply running malware or fork bombs or whatever once on the VMs, though others will find it very annoying.
 
== [[Fags]] ==
There are a lot of "forkie types", most of them ends with "fag".
 
=== Regfag ===
These forkies are probably the most common type. They open regedit and delete either HKLM\SYSTEM or HKLM\SOFTWARE, causing the vm to lock up and most system functions to stop working.
 
=== Guestfag ===
Guestfag is a generic name given to forkies with the name Guest. They can be any other type of forkie.
 
=== Rebootfag ===
These forkies constantly reboot the VM. When shutdown through normal means is disabled, they commonly restart through wmic.exe, or on Windows Server by the emergency restart function in the CTRL+ALT+DELETE menu.
 
=== BSODfag ===
These forkies constantly BSOD the VM. The most common ways are by killing CRSS.EXE or by running WININIT.EXE
 
== FTP Forkies ==
 
<gallery>
Primal Forkie.png | [[Forkies|Forkie]]
ForkieIcon.png | Forkie icon (it's actually a restaurant logo)
Jawful.png|[[Jawfuls|Jawful]]
Forkieinaction.png | [[CollabVM|VM]] destroyed by a forkie
Blue Forkie.png|[[Blue Forkies|Blue Forkie]]
Fork.jpg | A fork. That's all what it is
ForkieIcon.png|Forkie icon (it's actually a restaurant logo)
ForkLeft.jpg | Fork but flipped
Forkieinaction.png|[[CollabVM|VM]] destroyed by a forkie
GoldFork.jpg | Gold fork
Wtf.webp|Prototype Forkie
Resturant_of_forkies_eating_right_now.jpg | Forkie Restaurant
Fork.jpg|A fork. That's all what it is
Forkies.jpg | Forkie Restaurant Logo
ForkLeft.jpg|Fork but flipped
GoldFork.jpg|Gold fork
Abusefag.png|Blue version of the forkie icon (aka. Abusefag icon)
Resturant_of_forkies_eating_right_now.jpg|Forkie Restaurant
Forkies.jpg|Forkie Restaurant Logo
</gallery>
 
== See also ==
* [[Fags]]
* [[Types of Forkies]]
 
[[Category:People]]