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[[File:Darian.png\|thumb\|''They'll bury you in a lunchbox!''\|200px]] {{Bot}} '''''General Darian''''' is a CollabVM bot based on [[Cutebot]] code after the original [[Cutebot\|cutebot]] got shut down, known for saying "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" once every hour. Its primary purpose is to log the current chat, and it does not have many commands for you to use unlike the original [[Cutebot\|cutebot]]. It has been active since late 2020(?) when cutebot got shutdown. ~~The name "~~'''''General Darian"''''' ~~and~~is a CollabVM bot based on [[Cutebot]] code after the ~~quote~~original [[Cutebot\|cutebot]] got shut down, known for saying "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" isonce ~~actually~~every ahour. ~~reference~~Its toprimary ~~the~~purpose ~~boss~~is ~~(named~~to ~~after~~log the ~~bot)~~current ofchat, ~~the~~and ~~first~~it ~~level~~does ~~from~~not ~~the~~have ~~game~~many ~~"Rise~~commands offor ~~the~~you ~~Triad".~~to ~~The~~use ~~Ban/Kick~~unlike ~~messages~~the isoriginal a[[Cutebot\|cutebot]]. ~~reference~~It tohas ~~when~~been ~~MediaLogoMaker2020~~active ~~kept~~since ~~saying~~late ~~those~~2020 ~~things~~when ~~back~~cutebot ingot ~~2020~~shutdown. The name "General Darian" and the quote "They'll bury you in a lunchbox!" is actually a reference to the boss (named after the bot) of the first level from the game "Rise of the Triad". The Ban/Kick messages are deliberately offensive to try and shame users. So far, this has rarely worked. == Quotes == * They'll bury you in a lunchbox! * They'll bury you... in a hollow grave! (''Halloween 2021?'') * They'll stuff you in a turkey! (''Thanksgiving 2021?'') * They'll dance with you in a New Year's ball! (''New Years 2020'') * They'll send you to next year! (''New Years 2021'') * They'll thrive to see the next year! What's your next goal? (''New Years 2022'') * Happy 2023 everybody! (''2023'') * Thank you, Everyone, New Years and Post-christmas to you all! (''Christmas'') * wow! "{{REVISIONUSER}}" (user) is so utterly retarded! can you believe it? * let's sing: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus, retard bus! (for {{REVISIONUSER}}) * wow! I can't believe "{{REVISIONUSER}}" (user) is THAT retarded! can you? * "{{REVISIONUSER}}" (user) is so yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat : ~~all~~(All from "Ban" or "Kick" messages) * GeneraI Darian (with an uppercase I) has dicks up his or her ass! : (~~when~~When a fake General Darian is online) == How to trigger General Darian == To get a random message generated by a markov chain, you can say <code>mt gen</code>, and he will generate a message, to then say it to you. (Doesn't work at the moment) == Special Features == Sometimes, once in a blue moon, when [[yellows111\|some person that's like the owner or something]] decides to host some virtual machines. Suddenly, Darian gets special features on some UserVMs: * <kbd>/aorgcd</kbd> - Inserts an ISO image from archive.org to the "main" VM * <kbd>/httpcd</kbd> - Inserts an ISO image from a URL to the "main" VM * <kbd>/lcwacd</kbd> - Inserts an ISO image from Lily's Crusty Windows Archive (LCWA) to the "main" VM [[Category:Community Software]]