Windows 7 BossKanae FaceBooK x86 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM

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VM 0b0t is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in CollabVM (formerly the Angry Birds VM, Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy, unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of CollabVM culture, a mockery to all that is fair and good, the bad future of CollabVM, a malware paradise for forkies to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where authority and prestige is meaningless, a place where human etiquette and societal norms are meaningless, a place where power and justice is meaningless, a place where moderation is completely nonexistent, a place where you can detach yourself from reality and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where nothing ever changes and no one ever learns... (formerly SWF projector shell trojans)

...Where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the VNC bot's, and the admin's favorite pastime.

The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran Windows Vista SP2 with Extended Kernel, and then the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with BossKanae FaceBooK Edition August 9th 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t.org.

It runs BossKanae Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition 2012 (a Windows bootleg you can get from crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from CHOCOLATEMAN, that being it is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from VM3 and the Install Any OS VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.

The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum" a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem partially transformed into Morbius wallpaper (sponsored by Marvel), in which he is saying in a speech bubble "it's morbin time" and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right, and the theme set by default since July 2022 as the Razer Green Theme (you can find the theme in the ABBlackup directory). There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme and bookmarks, custom pictures and et cetera), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.

The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction. The web filter part of CollabNet and Whitelister have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM. (Unless you get Sesame'd)

This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are heavily restricted with AD policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have a web filter, a residential whitelist and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs or downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to purposefully fill up disk space. However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default.

The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the CollabVM and VM rules on the VM however, and obviously Whitelister/CollabNet filtering may or may not be enabled depending on the current circumstances or what is going on at this time. The AnyOSInstallBot is also (sometimes) present on the VM because the only rule that prohibits the installation of other operating systems onto a VM (Rule 9) is unenforced.

This also marks the return of debianguy in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three? HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK nvm he died again

VM 0b0t's Previous Incarnations

Operating System Version Time Period
Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition 2012 2022-08-09 - Who knows
Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition 2022-05-23 - 2022-08-09
Windows Vista SP2 with Extended Kernel 2022-05-10 - 2022-05-23

Prior Incarnations

Operating System Version Time Period
macOS Mojave 10.14 2021-09-26 - 2022-05-10
Windows 2000 SP4 2021-01-27 - 2021-09-26
  • A screenshot of the former macOS Mojave based VM

    A screenshot of the former macOS Mojave based VM

Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t

There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the FaceBooK Edition default programs):

The browsers Firefox 100 and Chromium 104 (titled furryfox and chome), the redists .NET Framework 1.1, 3.0, 4 Client and Extended Profile, and some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 2019), a shortcut to UltraISO titled "ULTRA CD BLOATWARE", a shortcut to the Flash 32 projector titled "PORNO PLAYER", a briefcase titled "GO GO GADGET RAPING KIT", a shortcut to the advanced hacking utility "2PACALYPSE 2.3.exe", shortcuts to the original Angry Birds titled "ANGER BIRD" (was previously Angry Birds 1.0.0 iPhone Edition) and some of the Angry Birds games (Seasons 4.1.0, Space 2.0.0, Rio 2.2.0, Star Wars 1.5.0, Star Wars 2 1.5.1 and the spin-off game Bad Piggies) and even some Angry Birds mods (FNaF World Edition, Dinosaurs, The Three Musketeers, Brian, Minecraft and Sus Birds) (titled what the fuck is going on dude, DINOSAURS RAWR, this should be on vinesauce, BRIAN, MINECRAFT and Among Us respectively), the PopCap Games Bejeweled (2 and Twist), Big Money, Chuzzle, Heavy Weapons, Peggle (World of Warcraft and Nights), Plants vs Zombies and Zuma (titled BEJEWED DELUXE, BEJEWED 2 DELUXE, BEJEWED TWIST, BIG MONAYYYY WOOO, CHUZZLE MY JIZZ, RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE SIMULATOR, PEGGING SIMULATOR DELUXE, Pegging simulator World of Warcraft Edition, Penis Vs Zombococks and RUSSIA SYMBOL respectively), the border patrol simulator game "Papers, Please" titled COMMUNIST WAGECUCK SIMULATOR, a shortcut to XAMPP titled "XMPP" and finally, the shortcuts to IDEs Embaracadero Dev-C++ and SharpDevelop (titled "you all are too stupid to use this anyways" and "SEVERE DICK")

Miscellaneous

A file named "opengl32.dll" (Which is Mesa3D, a software renderer) and the CollabNet certificate penis.crt in the Downloads directory,

The entire "RED & WHITE" EP and the Eternal Atake (fan-made) album in the Music directory,

A video file named "karate.mp4" in the Videos directory,

A folder named "ABBlackup" in the "%appdata%" directory, which contains the origin files for the Angry Birds mods on the desktop, the Razer theme, the entire Goatse website, 2PACALYPSE 2.3, the RED & WHITE EP, the origin of the "Papers, Please" game on the VM and Sus Birds,

A set of fourteen files (thirteen pictures and one internet shortcut, excluding the Sample Pictures directory) in the Pictures directory, four of them being from Sony's great hit movie "Morbius" and the first ever movie to sell over 1 trillion tickets from all over the world, one being Goatse, one being the CSD wallpaper, one being Santa Claus, one being the Duke Nukem VM wallpaper, one being the default VM wallpaper, one being the Stanky Kang wallpaper and the last one being Muhammad, and finally a URL shortcut to the NORAD Santa Tracker.

MOTD (since May 2022)

Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
Rules:

    ZOMG NONE!!!
    Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
    NO COLLABNET!!!!!111

Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls

Gallery

  • A screenshot of the formerly Vista based 0b0t Anarchy VM. Revision 0

    A screenshot of the formerly Vista based 0b0t Anarchy VM. Revision 0

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    Revision 1

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  • The VM 0b0t Wallpaper

    The VM 0b0t Wallpaper

  • The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper

    The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper

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