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{{Infobox user
| name = Andrej Akan
| username = jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
| nationality = Unknown
| years active = 2018 - Current
| status = Active
| problem = Yes
}}


"'''Andrej Akan'''" (aka <s>[[jjjj]]</s> (jjjj is actually [[Trycs]])) is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.

He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: <i>[[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the Local Machine registry hive (either through regedit or the command line equivalent <code>reg</code>), or more recently, [[jjjj Ransomware]]</i>. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.

He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord. Sometime ago, he had a sperg fit and impersonated [[Hildaboo]] '''because he can't patch some ransomware he didn't make'''.

He used to lie to others and said that his IP was the output of <code>ping computernewb.com</code>. He also claims that he is from Pakistan but he actually is from Croatia, but everyone knows he is from neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot here.

He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)]]

==Trivia==
<b>For the full list, [http://ekoserin.tripod.com please visit this hilarious webpage!] Just replace "[[Ekoserin]]" with "[[jjjj|Andrej Akan]]", and you'll get it!</b>

* He is an internet troll, meaning you should NOT interact with him as that counts as feeding him, and as per tradition, no one cares about it and feeds him anyway.
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
* He is so desperate on trying to get [[Kit|kit]] (He perservered and eventually gypsied it from [[Brandan|DFU]]/[[Hapaxant|hapaxant]] by impersonating [[icanttellyou|someone trusted enough to have the source code]]) that he breaks rule 5 JUST FOR FUCKING KIT.
* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means.
* He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
* He always pretends to be sick so he can go to [[CollabVM]].
* He has no life and is mainly bored.
* He is also a pedophile who wants to fuck minors.
* He also claims that he's a robot. He's a human, not a robot.
* He also claims that he lives in Pakistan, but in reality, he lives in Croatia, but everybody knows, he lives in neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot.
* He also threatened to take down YouTube accounts to others outside of CollabVM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVD-rPsVOLU
* He is also in denial after someone proves that they can fix a PC from his shitty MBR overwriters.
* He claims to have no PC. (how retarded)

=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===

* YouTube channel: <b><code>[redacted]</code></b>
: Known names: <b><code>first blood, Leurak Vinesauce</code></b>
* Discord account:
: previous: <b><code>Andrej Akan#????</code></b> Discrim: <i><code>five, zero, six, six</code></i>
: current: <b><code>Amogussucks#????</code></b> Discrim: <i><code>zero, four, three, four</code></i>
: Known names: <b><code>Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce</code></b>
: <i><b>(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOUR ASS)</i></b>
* GitHub account:
: current: <b><code>[*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]</code></b>

==== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ====
Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv <ref name=twitter>[http://twitter.com/@andrejnkv Andrej's (claimed to be him; proven false) Twitter account]</ref> is andrej akan's twitter/instagram account:

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet.

Andrej Akan lives in croatia while the person behind that twitter/instagram account lives in Scotland

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face

== Did you know that Andrej Akan is a... ==

=== Troll ===
He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g. His faggot friends, DarkOK, Hildaboo, nyxdote, Coo and Undefishin

=== Annoyance ===
He constantly pointlessly impersonates random people and tries to hide his identity, usually failing miserably because of the way he acts and his grammar. You would have to be a dumb enough retard to believe his LARPs!

=== Con artist/Imposter ===
He impersonated [[Icanttellyou|icantcoomyet]] and successfully tricked DFU into giving him the unsanitized version of [[Collabbot|collabbot]] ([[Collabbot]] had two now-banned destructive commands, .lastmeasure and .kit. For safety reasons, when giving the bot source code out, these commands were usually hidden away)

=== Obsessive ===
Meaning Andrej used Kit so much to the point it was even '''''banned''''' by Dartz himself as confirmed when it was made a rule violation in September 2019(?) <ref name=kitban>[http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ http://web.archive.org/web/20190913122707/http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/]</ref>.

=== Destructive ===
He used the Kit command for malicious purposes, going around and destroying the VMs everywhere he went. Initially, before Andrej got a hold of it, Kit was used rarely and kept largely secret.

=== Intrusive ===
His actions on Discord extend far beyond the mass false reports of the many users he hates, he often seeks Discord servers to find random users and otherwise particular ones he keeps in his head all day to false report and afterwards get terminated.

One of them was (the now defunct) DFU Republic 2, (initially) [[Brandan|DFU]]'s personal server for his friend group to which the invite was public (contextually if you were part of it), which (eventually) became a massive friend group server (in the later parts of RFU Republic/Revo).

==Gallery==
===Andrej Akan===
<gallery>
File: Inbed.png | Andrej wants [[icanttellyou]] in bed. Guest spoke for him.
File: How.png | Andrej says that he doesn't have a router
File: Andrejkit.png | Andrej spamming .kit on when collabbot is on
File: Assfucking.png | Andrej saying that the Milky Way galaxy made him
File: leurakvinesauceshit.png | Saying that "Leurak Vinesauce" banned [[LunatiikXD]] on discord
File: discordpaying.png | Asking [[LunatiikXD]] to pay to get his account back
File: Get fucked.PNG | Andrej "admitting" he was made from hell
File: Andrej_cum_on_fedora_hot_porn.png | Andrej saying that he will cum on Fedora and smoke dicks
File: Bouncer_made_andrej_in_c-_and_vbnet.png | Bouncer made Andrej in C# and VB.NET
File: Andrejnobot.png | [[User:Gogo268|Gogo]] explaining to Andrej that he won't get the more powerful version of the bot (The kit script in this case), and that Bouncer will stop functioning once [[CollabVM Server 2.0|the buggy memleaking piece of shit]] gets released
File: Andrejrename.png | Andrej begging [[Yandere chan|yandere chan]] for some shitty rename script
File: Andrejspamming.png | Andrej spamming racial slurs and derogatory terms because he doesn't have anything else to do in his life
File: Andrejicty.png | Andrej impersonating [[icanttellyou]]
File: Retard.png | Andrej falling for [[Glaceonlover69|some schizoid 14 year old's]] trap
File: Andrejgotscammedagain.PNG | Andrej, YET AGAIN, falls for Fedora (xd redit)'s trap
File: Andrejaskit.PNG | Andrej impersonating Kit
File: Andrejthreatingkit.png | Andrej threatening Kit
File: Andrejhasnopc.png | Andrej says that he doesn't have a PC
File: Andrej_admitting_to_keyfagging_the_vms.png | Andrej unknowingly telling the truth about his actions
</gallery>
===jjjj===
<gallery>
File: autism1.png | jjjj loving himself, saying that [[Hеndicted]] is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism2.png | jjjj getting angry because [[Hеndicted]] is not letting him forkie the VM.
File: autism3.png | jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism4.png | jjjj talking to himself.
File: autism5.png | jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.
File: autism6.png | jjjj saying that he is the best.
File: autism7.png | jjjj saying that [[Dartz]] is gay.
File: OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg | jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File: Nikobellic.PNG | jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File: hisnyxniggeranus.png | What???
</gallery>
== Citations ==
<references />

== See also ==
* [[jjjj]]
* [[Nina005]]
* [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]]

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