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This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!<br> All mentions of the R word, N word, and the F slur have been censored for obvious reasons. Don't mind the excessive amount of the aforementioned words, it's a byproduct of how CollabVM culture was back in the day. ~~== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) ==~~ == 2016 == === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) === <pre> CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 </pre> === CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) === <pre> CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK </pre> === ~~Damian~~Lace ~~Butts~~Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) === <pre> Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic </pre> === ~~The~~Trolling ~~reality~~a ofguest ~~the~~(May ~~RJLPranks~~13th, ~~Vista Upgrader (~~2016) === <pre> guest68876▸Dinkleburg guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while guest68876▸CHOC Chinigan▸meow guest68876▸NO guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> Technoturnovers▸whut Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND Technoturnovers▸what the fuck guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER Technoturnovers▸are you high guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS Technoturnovers▸no thank you guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL guest68876▸DONT MIND Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE Technoturnovers▸kekle no Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout Technoturnovers▸about guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS Technoturnovers▸no guest68876▸YES Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? guest68876▸WE ARE NOT Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you <poptart> Chinigan▸>psvita guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING <restart>ED Chinigan▸kek Technoturnovers▸>projecting guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v guest68876▸? guest68876▸DID HE Technoturnovers▸i like tuna Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? guest68876▸FATHER TUNA guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna guest68876▸NO guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME Technoturnovers▸oh guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some guest68876▸CHOCO CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra Dinkleberg left Technoturnovers▸lol guest68876▸and where is the orge's source Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest guest68876▸Shrek's Source Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM guest68876▸WOO guest68876▸WHO? Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY guest68876▸GIGGITY guest68876▸CHOCO guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere Technoturnovers▸french orgy? Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸IT IS OS X guest68876▸NOT OS XXX Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX Technoturnovers▸that exists? guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro guest68876▸I DO NOT guest68876▸YOU DO Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) Ctrl joined Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american Ctrl left Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? Technoturnovers▸whoa guest68876▸HEY TECHNO Ctrl joined Technoturnovers▸what? guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 SUCKA▸ THE▸ COCKA▸ COCKA left. Ctrl joined VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ Chinigan▸hi ctrl! Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that guest68876▸Well guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war guest68876▸10.6 guest68876▸.66 Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? CtrLALtDeLEte left guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X Technoturnovers▸>projecting Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 CtrLALtDeLEte joined CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? Guest leaves the chat </pre> === The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) === <pre> Technoturnovers▸oh noes </pre> === Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) === <pre> CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz </pre> === Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) === <pre> Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae </pre> === Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) === <pre> Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl </pre> === Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) === ~~== Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) ==~~ <pre> patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods ~~hannah▸if all else fails, memtest~~ wewlad: not dinkle wewlad: that guy is a <restart> Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one patrick: don't get heated wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles wewlad: really smart guy Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a <restart> to try to trigger them Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a <restart> wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works Dinkleberg: ze lag patrick: nice turnbomb Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? wewlad: >turn bombing wewlad: >being this mad Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad wewlad: that's right wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass Dinkleberg: wew<friend> wewlad: seems like it wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? Dinkleberg: because Dinkleberg: i fucking can Dinkleberg: that's why wewlad: ah wewlad: so you are a <restart> wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy Dinkleberg: ah wewlad: gotcha Dinkleberg: i have tor wewlad: >i have tor wewlad: LOL Dinkleberg: hurr durr Dinkleberg: tor is botnet wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism wewlad: you really are wewlad: the hardest of core hacker wewlad: you are the next lizard squad Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing patrick: shut the fuck up you two wewlad: lol? wewlad: you just want attention Dinkleberg: no Dinkleberg: i dont wewlad: you do Dinkleberg: you want attention Dinkleberg: by insulting me wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you wewlad: lmao wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION Dinkleberg: yes you do wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS Dinkleberg: and call them <restart>s? wewlad: it's entertaining? wewlad: not really attention seeking Dinkleberg: Roblox? Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: o rly Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then dan: roblox dan: cox wewlad: being this literal wewlad: what is autism Dinkleberg: being this salty Dinkleberg: what is trolling wewlad: you're not trolling wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling wewlad: you are this autistic wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes wewlad: you go to 8chan for support wewlad: like what is wrong with you wewlad: you're a living meme Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't wewlad: >this level of autism Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll? Dinkleberg: nope Garry12gg: OK. wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash Dinkleberg: no we arent Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of <restart>ed skids wewlad: >arent wewlad: >implying you're not a skid Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up Dinkleberg: you cuck wewlad: >cuck wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. wewlad voted no. Garry12gg voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care Garry12gg: LOL FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas dan voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. patrick voted yes. FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad The vote to reset the VM has lost. Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed </pre> == 2017 == ~~== Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) ==~~ === "A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier) === <pre> Windows98_SE▸no ~~Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!~~ Windows98_SE▸stop ~~Wulf715▸what the hell~~ Windows98_SE▸too good ~~Wulf715▸we didnt do shit~~ LoveEevee▸nice ~~Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T~~ guest63797▸im a girl ~~Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID~~ Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop ~~Wulf715▸who~~ guest63797▸i didnt set it ~~Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]~~ Windows98_SE▸I did ik ~~Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it~~ Windows98_SE▸ooh Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 Windows98_SE▸:) Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you Windows98_SE▸oh Windows98_SE▸you mean the os Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER guest63797▸yes messing with the colors Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes guest63797▸might as well get a pink t Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible Windows98_SE▸as possible* Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 guest19329▸size 100 Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 guest19329▸Windows 9? Windows98_SE▸windows 10 Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 guest19329▸ur right guest19329▸should be win 9 guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names guest19329▸upload guest19329▸it guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy eneness▸is this the theme? Windows98_SE▸yes eneness▸will it work on win10 guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os Windows98_SE▸umm Windows98_SE▸no eneness▸ok guest19329▸ill just upgrade it Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished Windows98_SE▸ther guest19329▸funny Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸that's better guest19329▸get rid of it Windows98_SE▸what is "it" Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz guest19329▸God guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real Windows98_SE▸what file guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer Windows98_SE▸there* guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes Windows98_SE▸what the hell guest63797▸u r a plumber Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸that's merio Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel </pre> === "Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier) === ~~== Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) ==~~ <pre> ~~Why does choco hate linux so much?~~ CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler Windows98_SE▸installer* CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD LoveEevee▸>2012 LoveEevee▸>recent CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy Garry12gg▸Yup. CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it CHOCOLATEMAN▸so CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸murrican education CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature gordy12gg▸no CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program Windows98_SE▸yeah, really CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list gordy12gg▸yup LoveEevee▸>Since Last On CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack gordy12gg▸use chrome CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper Windows98_SE▸what the shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal LoveEevee▸CRINGE Garry12gg▸Yup. guest6372▸ass CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end Ctrl▸Until you remove it CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable LoveEevee▸what now <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. Windows98_SE voted yes. CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe LoveEevee voted no. CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee Windows98_SE▸there Windows98_SE▸it works now CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck CHOCOLATEMAN▸this CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy Ctrl voted no. The vote to reset the VM has lost. Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish gordy12gg▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish gordy12gg▸yup CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends gordy12gg▸^ gordy12gg▸snap LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy gordy12gg▸theres my bot </pre> === Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) === '''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much? <pre> Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb Ctrl▸I know CHOCOLATEMAN▸only ~~faggots~~<friend>s use ubuntu Ctrl▸I watched the stream CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu Technoturnovers▸it works fine CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a ~~faggot~~<friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS Shitface titty fart▸shit's ~~niggered~~<nigerian>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux Technoturnovers▸im not Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian Shitface titty fart▸are you ~~retarded~~<restart>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant Ctrl▸What else is new CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking ~~faggot~~<friend> Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND CHOCOLATEMAN▸somehow even worse </pre> === Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) === ~~== Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) ==~~ <pre> hannah▸if all else fails, memtest ~~patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods~~ ~~wewlad: not dinkle~~ ~~wewlad: that guy is a retard~~ ~~Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one~~ ~~patrick: don't get heated~~ ~~wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles~~ ~~wewlad: really smart guy~~ ~~Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them~~ ~~Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard~~ ~~wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works~~ ~~wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too~~ ~~Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works~~ ~~Dinkleberg: ze lag~~ ~~patrick: nice turnbomb~~ ~~Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?~~ ~~wewlad: >turn bombing~~ ~~wewlad: >being this mad~~ ~~Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad~~ ~~wewlad: that's right~~ ~~wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy~~ ~~wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords~~ ~~Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass~~ ~~Dinkleberg: wewfag~~ ~~wewlad: seems like it~~ ~~wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?~~ ~~Dinkleberg: because~~ ~~Dinkleberg: i fucking can~~ ~~Dinkleberg: that's why~~ ~~wewlad: ah~~ ~~wewlad: so you are a retard~~ ~~wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy~~ ~~Dinkleberg: ah~~ ~~wewlad: gotcha~~ ~~Dinkleberg: i have tor~~ ~~wewlad: >i have tor~~ ~~wewlad: LOL~~ ~~Dinkleberg: hurr durr~~ ~~Dinkleberg: tor is botnet~~ ~~wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism~~ ~~wewlad: you really are~~ ~~wewlad: the hardest of core hacker~~ ~~wewlad: you are the next lizard squad~~ ~~Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing~~ ~~patrick: shut the fuck up you two~~ ~~wewlad: lol?~~ ~~wewlad: you just want attention~~ ~~Dinkleberg: no~~ ~~Dinkleberg: i dont~~ ~~wewlad: you do~~ ~~Dinkleberg: you want attention~~ ~~Dinkleberg: by insulting me~~ ~~wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible~~ ~~Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you~~ ~~wewlad: lmao~~ ~~wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION~~ ~~Dinkleberg: yes you do~~ ~~wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT~~ ~~wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~ ~~Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people~~ ~~wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS~~ ~~Dinkleberg: and call them retards?~~ ~~wewlad: it's entertaining?~~ ~~wewlad: not really attention seeking~~ ~~Dinkleberg: Roblox?~~ ~~Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay~~ ~~wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english~~ ~~Dinkleberg: o rly~~ ~~Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english~~ ~~Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then~~ ~~dan: roblox~~ ~~dan: cox~~ ~~wewlad: being this literal~~ ~~wewlad: what is autism~~ ~~Dinkleberg: being this salty~~ ~~Dinkleberg: what is trolling~~ ~~wewlad: you're not trolling~~ ~~wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad~~ ~~Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling~~ ~~wewlad: you are this autistic~~ ~~wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes~~ ~~wewlad: you go to 8chan for support~~ ~~wewlad: like what is wrong with you~~ ~~wewlad: you're a living meme~~ ~~Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username~~ ~~wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't~~ ~~wewlad: >this level of autism~~ ~~Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll?~~ ~~Dinkleberg: nope~~ ~~Garry12gg: OK.~~ ~~wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash~~ ~~Dinkleberg: no we arent~~ ~~Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids~~ ~~wewlad: >arent~~ ~~wewlad: >implying you're not a skid~~ ~~Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a faggot~~ ~~Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up~~ ~~Dinkleberg: you cuck~~ ~~wewlad: >cuck~~ ~~wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc~~ ~~Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.~~ ~~wewlad voted no.~~ ~~Garry12gg voted no.~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care~~ ~~Garry12gg: LOL~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas~~ ~~dan voted no.~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.~~ ~~patrick voted yes.~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad~~ ~~The vote to reset the VM has lost.~~ ~~Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles~~ ~~FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed~~ </pre> == 2018 == ~~== Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) ==~~ === Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) === <pre> Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! Wulf715▸what the hell Wulf715▸we didnt do shit Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID Wulf715▸who Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it </pre> == 2020 == === Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) === The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z. http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log '''Note: ~~this~~This link doesn't work anymore,. ~~someone~~The ~~fix~~original itlog ~~for~~file ~~fucks~~is ~~sake~~unfortunately since permanently lost to time.''' == 2021 == === Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) === <pre> CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable </pre> === Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021) === ~~== Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) ==~~ <pre> 20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going? 20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network 20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U 20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is 20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain 20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP 20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol 20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying 20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit 20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore 20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up 20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen? 20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen? 20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it? 20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol 20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: <friend> bot? 20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet 20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol 20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it 20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco 20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly <restart>ed! can you believe it? 20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj 20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol 20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it 20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian 20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove? 20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend> 20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you 20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it 20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend> 20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too 20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend> 20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm 20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ? 20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm 20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes 20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea 20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord 20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao 20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN! 20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: angry emoji 20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol 20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised 20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em 20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine 20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left 20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone? 20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN 20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY 20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: ok emoji 20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay 20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol 20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit 20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend> 20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever 20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang! 20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea 20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left 20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl: 20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u 20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth 20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE 20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now 20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN 20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj 20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg 20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is 20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it? 20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died 20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT? 20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes 20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay 20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck 20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out 20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj 20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole 20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN 20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U 20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up 20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes passed on then 20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh 20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES 20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick 20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot 20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus) 20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl? 20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no 20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot 20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol 20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!" 20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman 20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot 20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus 20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like 20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special 20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers 20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc 20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots? 20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it 20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how? 20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm 20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor 20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol 20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say 20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it? 20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't 20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent? 20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend> 20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going 20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!" 20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude 20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus 20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award 20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool 20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus? 20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions 20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS 20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nigerian> 20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus" 20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird 20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name 20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus 20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j 20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH 20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus 20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you 20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus 20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said 20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus 20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL 20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID 20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS 20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j 20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU 20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it 20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing 20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman 20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty 20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm 20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh 20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus" 20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman 20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh 20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION? 20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism 20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu 20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE" 20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu 20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off 20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition? 20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu 20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh 20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay 20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing <restart> bus for jjjj! 20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! 20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo! 20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure 20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it 20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him? 20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him? 20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny) 20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like, 20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu 20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN 20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION 20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass 20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol 20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor 20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool 20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition 20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk 20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS! 20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET 20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck 20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nigerian> 20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol 20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever 20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it 20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop 20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now 20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face 20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face? 20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes 20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit 20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol </pre> === Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) === <pre> mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] modeco80▸and that cause the autism gogo▸what kind of ~~retarded~~<restart>ed shit i was given to work with yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse yellows111▸of a bluescreen yellows111▸happened there modeco80▸it's over ~~</pre>~~ ~~== Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) ==~~ ~~<pre>~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr~~ ~~Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate~~ ~~retard▸ i like holzer than memz~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit~~ ~~retard▸ clutt?~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ thats even worse~~ ~~retard▸ oh my god~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand~~ ~~retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths~~ ~~guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ spam gdi~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF);~~ ~~retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus?~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ thats cool~~ ~~sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ at least make it different~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ lol~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam~~ ~~guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors~~ ~~retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny?~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ like come on man~~ ~~sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time~~ ~~sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus~~ ~~sus32▸ everybody makes content on it~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ lol~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ theres even ones~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ that are better~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ lol~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit~~ ~~guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass~~ ~~guest52802▸ probarly dancoot~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ Kaane~~ ~~sus32▸ "xp horror edition"~~ ~~retard▸ windows xp horror trash~~ ~~guest52802▸ forkie~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form~~ ~~sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io~~ ~~CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself~~ </pre>

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