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CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like
CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
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=== Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021) ===
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20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going?
20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network
20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U
20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is
20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain
20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP
20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol
20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying
20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit
20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore
20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up
20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen?
20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen?
20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it?
20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol
20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: hilda<friend> bot?
20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet
20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol
20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it
20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco
20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly retarded! can you believe it?
20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj
20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol
20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it
20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian
20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove?
20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend>
20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you
20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it
20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend>
20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too
20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend>
20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm
20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ?
20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm
20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes
20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea
20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord
20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao
20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: *angry emoji*
20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol
20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised
20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em
20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine
20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left
20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone?
20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN
20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY
20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: *ok emoji*
20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay
20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol
20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit
20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend>
20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever
20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang!
20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea
20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left
20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl:
20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u
20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth
20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE
20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now
20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN
20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj
20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg
20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is
20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it?
20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died
20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT?
20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes
20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay
20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck
20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out
20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj
20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole
20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN
20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U
20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up
20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes passed on then
20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh
20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES
20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick
20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot
20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus)
20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl?
20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no
20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot
20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol
20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!"
20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman
20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot
20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus
20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like
20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special
20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers
20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc
20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots?
20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it
20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how?
20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm
20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor
20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say
20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it?
20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't
20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent?
20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend>
20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going
20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!"
20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude
20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus
20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award
20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool
20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus?
20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions
20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS
20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nigerian>
20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus"
20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird
20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name
20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus
20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j
20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH
20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus
20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you
20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus
20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said
20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus
20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL
20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS
20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j
20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU
20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it
20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing
20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman
20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty
20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm
20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh
20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus"
20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman
20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh
20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION?
20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism
20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu
20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE"
20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu
20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off
20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition?
20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu
20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh
20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay
20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing retard bus for jjjj!
20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus!
20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo!
20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure
20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it
20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him?
20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him?
20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: retard bus, retard bus, retard bus, retard bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny)
20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like,
20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu
20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN
20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION
20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass
20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol
20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor
20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool
20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition
20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk
20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET
20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck
20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nigerian>
20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol
20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever
20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it
20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop
20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now
20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face
20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face?
20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes
20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit
20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
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