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'''Document Retrieved:''' 4 November 2023
'''Prepared By:''' Dartz, Elijah, et al.
'''Item #:''' 3152
'''Special Containment Procedures:''' Any personnel suspected to have come into contact with SCP-3151 are to be immediately detained and screened for SCP-3152. If an infection is determined, the person is to be immediately placed into solitary confinement to prevent spread of the pathogen. They are to be placed under maximum security and given periodic psychological screenings.
'''Description''': SCP-3152, commonly referred to as "CollabVM Syndrome", is a memetic brain disease spread through computer systems. The disease has only been observed to spread via contact with [[User:Dartz/Drafts/SCP-3151|SCP-3151]] ("CollabVM"), hence its name. This disease is extremely contagious; it has been observed to spread through only two minutes of contact with the aforemented computer systems.
During the first few days of infection, the "host" (hereby designated SCP-3152-1) will begin to observe mild usage of "Collabology", which consists primarily of suffixing common English words with the word "-fag" (i.e. "rebootfag", "closefag", and on rare occasions, "fagfag"). No other symptoms are present by this point.
Approximately one to three weeks after the initial infection, SCP-3152-1 will become more obsessed with "forking"<ref>Typically through deleting critical system files or by running malicious software.</ref> virtual machines, specifically one from SCP-3151, and begin to show symptoms similar to those of mild bipolar disorder. Their usage of "Collabology" dramatically increases. SCP-3152-1 will also develop a hatred for SCP-3151's "administrators", becoming particularly belligerent if "
One month after infection, the disease will begin to impair SCP-3152-1's normal bodily and cognitive functions. Their grasp on their native language will degenerate to a point where they can only form and understand elementary-level sentences, and their use of "Collabology" increases to a point where nearly every word they use is suffixed with the word "-fag". The compulsion to "fork" a VM becomes psychotic, with SCP-3152-1 experiencing explosive psychological episodes when deprived of the ability to fork a VM. Being banned from SCP-3151 by its admin team typically causes near-total psychological meltdowns within SCP-3152-1; they have been observed to violently destroy all objects within their vicinity, as well as sending deranged messages and violent threats to SCP-3151's adminstrators in a desperate attempt to use the website again.
'''Dr. ██████''': Take a deep breath, Mr. Turner.
'''SCP-3152-1''': I... I WANT FUCK WINDOWS! I WANT FUCK!
'''Dr. ██████''': Mr. Turner, please, try to relax
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