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[[File:DiscordIcon.png|thumb|the 2nd server icon]]
[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|<s>How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)</s> This technique is now <b>OBSOLETE</b>, due to a new addition to the CollabVM Discord server, being the CVMBot that can now automatically verify you by using the slash command "/verify".]]
The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.
Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. Now you have to pass a verification system to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.
Currently there are over
== Tutorials ==
: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. <i>You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.</i>
; #verification
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s> (Protip: <i><b>/verify</b> is in fact, a valid fully functional command and will always function even in case of a national emergency. This command is 100% guaranteed to properly verify the user through an intricate and complex automated verification system. Keep in mind that additional parameters are not accepted at this time, age is automatically determined due to a specific factor in the mechanism that audits your entire profile and previous history to determine whether you are old enough to be in the Discord, along with some other vital properties.</i>)
; #how-to-verify
: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git
: Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>
: Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.
; #hotsex-123
: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as
=== Chatrooms ===
; #spam
: Post your high quality spam material here
; #nsfw-spam <nowiki>**</nowiki>
: The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either <s>femboy</s> (there's the femboy thread) Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
; -> #femboy nsfw stuff
; #public-bots
: Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot tag commands like "
=== archived ===
: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.
<i>* Not exactly true, some channels may be Memebers-exclusive or locked behind an additional cosmetic role you may ask for</i>
<i>** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role</i>
=== Voice Channels ===
== Roles ==
=== THE PIPELINE ===
There are exactly
Where most people who will (un)willingly participate in the pipeline begin:
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(255,0,202); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> mallow from sm<nowiki>:</nowiki>rpg
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(37,0,255); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> todd howard of bethesda games
After you have some or all of the pipeline roles (not including other infraction roles), you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.
: #collabvm-txt
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;"> </div> Upload/Embed Gagged
: None, it is a permission ban
== Meme?bers ==
; [[Modeco80|CHOCOIATEMAN]]
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Hildaboo|
: Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically.
; [[DarkOK|dakrk]]
; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]
; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has seemingly decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> Matthew is back for another round. He currently hosts the official modpack server.
: yeehaw
; [[Wulf715|star ⭐]]
:
=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Hapaxant|﷽]]
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
: <s>some weird crown emoji => [https://emojipedia.org/black-chess-king/ ♚]</s>
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
: ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!
== Conclusion ==
<s>This Discord is a truckload of whatsit and you should never step near it. Ever.
[[Category:Other Things]]
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