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Welcome to the Official Bulletin Board of the Computernewb Wiki!

Please sign all of your messages with --~~~~, so we know who you are.

This is the talk page where all of your complaints, concerns, suggestions and questions about the Wiki go. Enjoy, and hope your skull doesn't go dense!

talking area starts NOW!

possibly just state that the server was ddosed 07:18, 29 April 2019 (PDT)
why cant i fucking upload shit reeee Undefined (talk) 08:51, 25 May 2019 (PDT)

Get rid of all the fucking spambots

Please fucking get rid of all the spambots. If you cant do them yourself why not get someone else to do it? Its that simple Undefined (talk) 02:00, 21 June 2019 (PDT)

WHy are no VMs ever online?

The only time I see them online is for few hours at night

Could we add this to the site rules?

No installing bootleg/modified versions of windows, especially Windows CTAC

nah sorry tor ip, but please use your real ipee 12:10, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

you also forgot to sign you asshole you supposed to enter --~~~~ in --Icanttellyou (talk) 12:23, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

Sync accounts across http and https

please fix it Icanttellyou (talk) 12:10, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

ban this russian faggot

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:39, 2 September 2019 (PDT)

which russian faggot?— Preceding unsigned comment added by youblockmeyouaregay (talkcontribs)

what --Gamerappa (talk) 09:43, 17 November 2019 (PST)

we will never know who the russian faggot is --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 06:11, 20 November 2019 (PST)

improve the wiki by adding more addons

just saying --Icanttellyou (talk) 08:50, 16 October 2019 (PDT)

Post the addons you want and I'll add them. Dartz (talk)
MSUpload (Allows you to upload files within the editor) and TemplateWizard (Allows you to add templates more easily). I am not sure if you will add VisualEditor (WYSIWYG editor), as it needs MediaWiki 1.35 (alpha version) or even Semantic MediaWiki (Allows you to add info about pages). --Icanttellyou (talk) 13:00, 18 October 2019 (PDT)

Fix some templates

The infobox and quote ones are broken. Maybe because the wiki is missing the extensions to make them work --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:17, 23 October 2019 (PDT)

I can probably check, BTW why did you remove the center tags on the templates? --Hendicted (talk) 12:33, 23 October 2019 (PDT)

The wiki is missing extentions that the normal tarball of MediaWiki comes with. The version Dartz installed is core only --Icanttellyou (talk) 09:17, 24 October 2019 (PDT)

Does anyone know exactly which extensions are needed? MediaWiki 1.35 only comes in core. Dartz (talk) 11:12, 24 October 2019 (PDT)

There is a list of extensions that come with MediaWiki here and then install each extension back in manually, the one that fixes the templates is ParserFunctions --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:23, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

Also there is a file withing MediaWiki's source with a list of extensions that are also used in the Wikimedia Foundation. It's available here --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:00, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

All fixed now, if there's any more problems let me know. Dartz (talk) 19:30, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

Thx dartz but now the recent changes is broken, It doesn't show the latest changes.--Hendicted (talk) 08:15, 26 October 2019 (PDT)

I think its fixed now. Dartz (talk) 11:22, 26 October 2019 (PDT)

Add this extension please

Can you add the TorBlock extension. Because I noticed someone is using tor to vandalize the wiki. --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:46, 27 October 2019 (PDT)

Yeah, This wiki is very vulnerable to vandalism --Hendicted (talk) 10:11, 30 October 2019 (PDT)
Can you finally add it because I don't see it listed in Special:Version --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:08, 31 October 2019 (PDT)
Please add it, people are still using Tor to vandalize the wiki --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:02, 1 November 2019 (PDT)
i dont use tor bitches. i use opera
Don't listen to Mr. Secret Agent --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:52, 1 November 2019 (PDT)



I think we need this.

As I saw someone used a letter that looks almost the same to impersonate me. So can you add this extension please? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:39, 6 November 2019 (PST)

enable this setting

could you please add

$wgNamespacesWithSubpages[NS_MAIN] = true;

to localsettings.php? --Icanttellyou (talk) 02:22, 9 November 2019 (PST)

no fuck off icanttellyou, also i am the mr. tor guy who keeps vandalizing!1!!!! 12:51, 11 November 2019 (PST)

Dartz install these extensions and some other things

install TorBlock and AntiSpoof, there's too much fucking vandalism, also we need more admins, icanttellyou fits this well cuz he's pretty active here also give me it too cuz ill give you a free suckie suckie --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:35, 13 November 2019 (PST)

Also Dartz are you dead? I haven't seen you in a while --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:06, 14 November 2019 (PST)

I added both extensions. Dartz (talk) 12:15, 15 November 2019 (PST)

Thanks, also add some admins to this wiki --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:24, 15 November 2019 (PST)

List of errors on Computernewb

Let’s play

Let’s play is down

Super HTML5 Bros

Also down


The link doesn’t work


It also doesn’t work Dartz fix these things please -- (talk) 14:00, 19 November 2019 (EET)

I'm sorry fanbashers, you are up for raids.

I am Johny the Vindicator and i will delete the entire internet.

Sorry I understand that you are talking about an Minecraft easter egg which was added in 1.11, also you can't pillage our stuff. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:03, 21 December 2019 (PST)

Sorry community, something PRETTY bad will happen on New Year.

Read title. --MCpillager12 09:27, 21 December 2019 (PST)

I hope I get a computer for Christmas --Icanttellyou (talk) 11:33, 21 December 2019 (PST)
You mean raping the wiki to the point it's unrecoverable? --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 13:26, 21 December 2019 (PST)
New year will happen a few hours later then you Russians 😉 --Icanttellyou (talk) 16:12, 21 December 2019 (PST)
Hey icanttellyou get ready because he maybe up to something --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 10:07, 22 December 2019 (PST)
I got a gift earlier than fucking December 24/25 or whatever the fuck. It's a laptop, which runs better than my main rig but downloading a 500mb file seems like 2 gigabytes. It takes so many
fucking hours, I can rip my hair out and fuck around with the laptop while it's downloading. --Undefined2 (talk) 21:26, 22 December 2019 (PST)
ok tell us are you gonna rape the wiki? --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 03:06, 31 December 2019 (PST)
im not mcpillager what are you high on crack to think that. i mite b doing other things than what you just claimed --Undefined2 (fake sig because im editing from laptop)
YOU ARE PILLAGER ACCORDING TO THE REVISIONS ALSO SIGNING IS SUPER EASY LIKE --~~~~ --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 11:13, 31 December 2019 (PST)
i am not gonna waste time making a new account, and, even if my ip was posted 300 times nobody would've ddosed it because i am not a big deal... --Pimple-Faced Bill from receiving isnt it clear as hams that i am editing from my laptop???
so nothing has ahppened on new year -Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:34, 16 January 2020 (PST)
true dat btw the raid has been canceled. 04:06, 29 January 2020 (PST)

Anti vandal extensions

Could you uhh add mw:Extension:AbuseFilter and some other anti-spam/vandal extensions? --Icanttellyou (talk) 12:27, 6 January 2020 (PST)

^^^^ --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 01:18, 8 January 2020 (PST)

Chaos on the official discord

People kept reacting all of my messages with :icanttellyou:, and then one member have set up a bot to autoreact, later an admin started hosting this bot. Now that bot is pinging me every few minutes or every few messages, another member have set up a webhook to a roblox game where they keep pinging me, and one day I woke up to 900 pings, and then the admin kept changing my username and added a role to me. Dartz can you do something about this? --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:41, 17 January 2020 (PST)

Also the webhook was spamming in the public channel, so you can tell there was chaos, also they have set up a webhook to harass me and guess what people did with the webhook, they spammed @everyone too. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:48, 17 January 2020 (PST)
I have added a screenshot of this mess. --Icanttellyou (talk) 07:14, 17 January 2020 (PST)
The mess that is going on
I dont understand whats going on --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 10:26, 19 January 2020 (PST)
I got banned from the discord for no reason, so could you unban me these faggots really hate me--Icanttellyou (talk) 21:25, 22 January 2020 (PST)
Okay !!! :-) --Undefishin (talk) 10:50, 16 December 2020 (EST)

Security questions

The security questions are always the same question: "What is the name of this wiki?"

Please add more security questions or replace it with another way of protection against bots, such as ReCaptcha.

--Undefined2 (talk) 23:09, 4 February 2020 (PST)

Add questions like who is the most known forkie or what VM has windows xp on it and stuff --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:18, 14 February 2020 (PST)

This wiki feels empty

No more retards vandalizing so that means no more laughing at aspies :( --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 03:50, 2 March 2020 (PST)

don't worry, there's always collabvm 2.0 --Undefined2 (talk) 05:31, 3 March 2020 (PST)

disable http for the wiki

GOD DAMN IT THE ISSUE IS BACK --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:40, 8 April 2020 (PDT)

could you add this extension?

Could you add TemplateStyles to the wiki? I would like to have this extension because then I could make more advanced templates that use advanced CSS, also could you fix VisualEditor? --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:11, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

I have installed the extension. I am not sure why Visual Editor is broken but it appears the "stable" and "beta" builds don't work on this wiki. I'll have to look more into it. Dartz (talk) 09:31, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

doesn't seem to work
[67eaa9027d65e10203978f3c] 2020-04-09 16:46:11: Fatal exception of type "Error"
--Icanttellyou (talk) 09:47, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Where are you getting that error? Dartz (talk) 09:51, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
When saving the CSS, or changing the content modal. --Icanttellyou (talk) 09:58, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Alright try saving the CSS again and let me know what the error is. Dartz (talk) 10:10, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Now it's
[d3bf750b26d707e6a450aeaa] /w/index.php?title=Template:Blink/Blink.css&action=submit Error from line 78 of /var/www/html/w/extensions/TemplateStyles/includes/TemplateStylesContent.php: Class 'Wikimedia\CSS\Parser\Parser' not found


#0 /var/www/html/w/extensions/TemplateStyles/includes/TemplateStylesContent.php(135): TemplateStylesContent->sanitize(array)
#1 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(264): TemplateStylesContent->getParserOutput(Title, NULL, ParserOptions, boolean)
#2 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(236): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getSlotParserOutputUncached(TemplateStylesContent, boolean)
#3 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RevisionRenderer.php(215): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getSlotParserOutput(string)
#4 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RevisionRenderer.php(152): MediaWiki\Revision\RevisionRenderer->combineSlotOutput(MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#5 [internal function]: MediaWiki\Revision\RevisionRenderer->MediaWiki\Revision\{closure}(MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#6 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(198): call_user_func(Closure, MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#7 /var/www/html/w/includes/Storage/DerivedPageDataUpdater.php(1302): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getRevisionParserOutput()
#8 [internal function]: MediaWiki\Storage\DerivedPageDataUpdater->getCanonicalParserOutput()
#9 /var/www/html/w/includes/edit/PreparedEdit.php(104): call_user_func(array)
#10 /var/www/html/w/includes/edit/PreparedEdit.php(119): MediaWiki\Edit\PreparedEdit->getOutput()
#11 /var/www/html/w/includes/Storage/DerivedPageDataUpdater.php(1280): MediaWiki\Edit\PreparedEdit->__get(string)
#12 /var/www/html/w/includes/page/WikiPage.php(2041): MediaWiki\Storage\DerivedPageDataUpdater->getPreparedEdit()
#13 /var/www/html/w/extensions/SpamBlacklist/includes/SpamBlacklistHooks.php(30): WikiPage->prepareContentForEdit(TemplateStylesContent)
#14 /var/www/html/w/includes/Hooks.php(174): SpamBlacklistHooks::filterMergedContent(DerivativeContext, TemplateStylesContent, Status, string, User, boolean)
#15 /var/www/html/w/includes/Hooks.php(202): Hooks::callHook(string, array, array, NULL)
#16 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(1865): Hooks::run(string, array)
#17 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(2193): EditPage->runPostMergeFilters(TemplateStylesContent, Status, User)
#18 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(1682): EditPage->internalAttemptSave(NULL, boolean)
#19 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(706): EditPage->attemptSave(NULL)
#20 /var/www/html/w/includes/actions/EditAction.php(60): EditPage->edit()
#21 /var/www/html/w/includes/actions/SubmitAction.php(38): EditAction->show()
#22 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(519): SubmitAction->show()
#23 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(305): MediaWiki->performAction(Article, Title)
#24 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(973): MediaWiki->performRequest()
#25 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(535): MediaWiki->main()
#26 /var/www/html/w/index.php(47): MediaWiki->run()
#27 {main}

--Icanttellyou (talk) 14:31, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

The bug should be fixed now. Dartz (talk) 15:15, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Extension request

Can you please add CSS to this wiki. I want to use a dark mode CSS.--NotPillage (talk) 22:32, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Dartz, he ment that you should enable $wgAllowUserCss,$wgAllowUserJs and $wgAllowSiteCSSOnRestrictedPages --Icanttellyou (talk) 23:22, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Parsoid and file uploading seem to be broken

Hello, when trying to use VisualEditor it is unable to connect to Parsoid, also uploading files is broken too, the error I get while uploading files is

Could not open lock file for "mwstore://local-backend/local-public/c/cd/Faaa.png". Make sure your upload directory is configured correctly and your web server has permission to write to that directory. See$wgUploadDirectory for more information.

--Icanttellyou (talk) 00:53, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

The only fix could be is installing the latest wmf build of 1.35. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:53, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

fixed the file uploads Dartz (talk) 10:11, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

Is it ever possible to add this skin?

Since this skin is broken on later versions of MediaWiki and I am not sure about later versions is it possible to add this skin? link to it is [1]. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:44, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

I am working on fixing up the theme to work with MediaWiki 1.35. Lots of deprecated functions are used. I have so far gotten it to show a blank gray page with "internal error", but right now, that's better than what I kept getting before ("Unable to handle this request"). Dartz (talk) 10:05, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

Monaco skin

I have fixed the Monaco Wikia skin to work with MediaWiki 1.35. This was sort of a rushed fix, so some features are missing, but it should be mostly working now.

There are still some errors to fix, but the skin integrates surprisingly well with the site's extensions and the theme displays very nicely with MediaWiki even 10 years later.

It SHOULD be safe to change your skin to Monaco, but I can't guarantee you will be able to switch back, so be warned.

I'll make a page soon for people to report bugs with.

Known bugs right now:

  • Broken search image
  • "TODO: Fix this" at bottom

Dartz (talk) 10:53, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

I found a bug, the mission control is misaligned --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:10, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

Faggot is vandaling pages using a vpn

The VPN is nammed Psiphon. That's it --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:15, 15 April 2020 (PDT)

Can't delete files

I tried to delete a duplicate file named File:Bonzifag.PNG and I get this error

Error deleting file: Could not create directory "mwstore://local-backend/local-deleted/6/d/6".

--Icanttellyou (talk) 21:43, 15 April 2020 (PDT)

Extension request?

The sidebar in the Monaco skin uses this News extension, without it it just says

<news limit="2"/>

--Icanttellyou (talk) 02:21, 16 April 2020 (PDT)

Will this wiki ever switch to a stable version of MediaWiki

Once the first RC for 1.35 will come out, will the wiki still continue to use git master or upgrade to the first RC for 1.35? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:50, 20 April 2020 (EDT)

Files are still broken

I can't delete files, save thumbnails without getting errors. --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:54, 20 April 2020 (EDT)

Possibly switch to beta from alpha

Once testing for WMF versions is over and once the 1.35 branches get created, will this wiki switch from alpha to beta? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:49, 30 April 2020 (EDT)

Feature request.

It makes it hard to revert vandals when they revert a fuckton of pages and people want a dark theme, could it be possible to add these lines to LocalSettings.php?

$wgAllowUserCss = true;
$wgAllowUserJs = true;
$wgAllowSiteCSSOnRestrictedPages = true;
$wgMFSiteStylesRenderBlocking = true;

--Icanttellyou (talk) 09:36, 3 May 2020 (EDT)

thereee i added it CHOCOLATEMAN (talk) 22:31, 3 May 2020 (EDT)

3d extension missing

theres no 3d extension, there was one but i think it got removed --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:47, 12 May 2020 (EDT)

aight niggers --NotPillage (talk) 09:48, 25 May 2020 (EDT)

Uncle dartz can u rename me to downloadervirus123?

^ --NotPillage (talk) 06:37, 23 August 2020 (EDT)


yo --Undef1 (talk) 10:25, 3 September 2020 (EDT)


What is user vm? --Wahid2012k (talk) 09:29, 17 September 2020 (EDT)

Could we add a logo to this wiki sometime? --Matthew (talk) 12:54, 28 October 2020 (EDT)

Image uploading

When I try to upload a new revision of a old image, the new image is exactly the same as the old one. Why does this happen? --Undefishin (talk) 10:49, 16 December 2020 (EST)