Satire:The QEMU Monitor Console Shitshow: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "== HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE HAVE A BIG FUCKER TODAY: == So basically CHOCOLATEMAN says: "yeah so uh @dartz miiiiight wanna change your passwords lol and i'm not SAYING someone discovered something"<br> and everyone's like fucking confused as shit<br> until it hit us: the admin panel password somehow got leaked:<br> '''>admin panel password leaked'''<br> apparently people got access to the dartz server somehow through collabbot or some shit so '''what the fuck?'''<br> appa...")
 
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and everyone's like fucking confused as shit<br>
until it hit us: the admin panel password somehow got leaked:<br>
'''&gt;>admin panel password leaked'''<br>
apparently people got access to the dartz server somehow through collabbot or some shit so '''what the fuck?'''<br>
apparently modeco80 came out to say she was getting the CollabBot™ Source by the vnc and then this happened;<br>
"the admin panel was just logged into and then logged out"<br>
''THE FUCK? JUST? THATS STILL SOMETHING!''<br>
&gt;><kbd>sorry was like "backdoor this, backdoor that, rsh reverse shell, hijack killall, etc" the entire time</kbd><br>
''WHAT THE COMPLETE FUCK?''<br>
&gt;>modeco says: because ((i reported it)) and soiled their wet dreams of backdooring the server<br>
'''...WHAT THE FUCK WAS Y'ALL DOING??'''<br>
mdkck: i think we also tried to fucking get the token from config.yml of collabbot but that shit just failed to mount for some reason<br>
"i keep seeing sorry sperg about running a uber hacker command, or rsh backdoor"<br>
''whathowthefuckwhywasthisshitpossible''<br>
&gt;>sorry literally started SCREAMING "DELETE LOGS"<br>
'''mad.com'''<br>
"DELETE LOGS YOU FUCKER"
"RM LOGS"<br>
'''FUCKING STOP'''<br>
&gt;>you retards BOTH wanted to keep the exploit secret<br>
'''''the fuck did you niggers find this time'''''<br>
&gt;>backdoor?
ok what the actual fuck happened here
backdoor in qemu orrrrrrrr<br>
&lt;<yeah a backdoor in qemu because qemu is a fucking pile of shit coded by fucking retards<br>
'''dicks'''<br>
&gt;>backdoor in qemu
FUCKING
RETARDS<br>
&lt;<yes there seriously is a backdoor in qemu
if you have vnc open
without -nographic<br>
'''''TARDS TARDS TARDS'''''<br>
&lt;<you were trying to root dartz?<br>
''mADMENNNNNNN''<br>
&gt;>ROOT DARTZ<br>
'''&gt;>ARE YOU FUCKING MAD'''<br>
&gt;>HOW DID YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS TO ATTEMPT SUCH A FUCKING SHITHOLE OF A JOB THAT COULD OF FUCKKKKKKED COLLABVM<br>
'''''then this appeared:'''''<br>
ok hold it<br>
i guess he was in let's get banned mode<br><br>
basically for some reason<br>
<kbd>change &amp;lt;<dev&amp;gt;> &amp;lt;<file&amp;gt;></kbd><br>
can autocomplete<br>
so i also may have figured out the folder structer dartz uses for servers<br>
i just wanted to dump collabbot and or maybe cutebot<br><br>
 
&gt;>sorry is just trying to save his sorry ass<br>
yeah uhh let me stop you right there<br>
modeco was only following instructions you gave her<br>
overall its just complete ass and the other fucks in this can fill in because fuck me i cant type for several minutes im fucking bored man<br>
 
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