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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Windows 7 SP1 Pony Edition x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM}}
[[File:DiscordIcon.png|thumb|the 2nd server icon]]
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[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]]


'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in [[CollabVM]] (formerly the FaceBooK VM, Angry Birds VM, Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of [[CollabVM]] culture, a mockery to all that is [[CollabNet|fair]] and [[Whitelister|good]], the bad future of [[CollabVM]], a malware paradise for [[Forkies|forkies]] to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where [[Hildaboo|authority]] and [[DarkOK|prestige]] is meaningless, a place where [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules human etiquette] and [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/faq societal norms] are meaningless, a place where [[CollabVM#CollabVM:_the_Revengance/1.2.10|power and justice]] is meaningless, a place where [[Wikipedia:4chan|moderation is completely nonexistent]], a place where you can detach yourself from [[VM1|reality]] and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where [[CollabVM_Discord|nothing ever changes]] and [[Andrej_Akan|no one ever learns]]...
The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.  


...Where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the [[VNC Resolver|GandCrab bot]]'s, [[Hildaboo|and the admin's]] favorite pastime.
The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.


The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [[Windows Vista]] SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with BossKanae FaceBooK Edition August 9th 2022, and then the OS was replaced with Pony Edition 2015 October 20th 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated for hacking and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. Now you have to pass a verification system (since Halloween 2020) to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.


It runs BossKanae [[Windows 7]] [https://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows/Windows%207/Windows%207%20Pony%20Edition%202015.iso Pony Edition 2015] (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], which is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from [[VM3|the non-Windows VMs]] and the [[VM7|Install Any OS]] VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.  
Currently there are over 750 members in the server.


The VM has the wallpaper set by default [[:File:Vm0b0tw.jpg|a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper with the 0b0t watermark]], and the theme set by default <s>since July 2022 as the Razer Green theme</s> [[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t|There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme, extensions and bookmarks, custom pictures and more), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]
=== Tutorials ===
[[CollabVM_Discord/Joining_Without_a_Shitstorm|CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm]]


The premise of the VM is that none of the [[CollabVM]] rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction. [[CollabNet|The CollabNet web filter]] and [[Whitelister]] have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you have been whitelisted from CollabVM.
== Moderation ==
The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]] and [[modeco80]].


This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are restricted with AD policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have [[CollabNet]], [[Whitelister]] and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs and downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to purposefully fill up disk space. However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default. '''The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the [[CollabVM]] and VM rules on the VM however, and obviously Whitelister/CollabNet filtering may or may not be enabled depending on the current circumstances or what is going on at the time.'''
Pretty much every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]]. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.


<s>This also marks the return of [[debianguy|Debianguy]] in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?</s> <s>'''''HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK'''''</s> He got b&
== Other Discord Servers ==
Prior to the creation of the Official CollabVM Discord, there were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a incomplete list:


== Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t ==
; <b>CollabVM - forkie land</b>
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):
:    Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Official Server opened up. No active moderators.
; <b>Collaborative Virtual Machine</b>
:    Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
; <b>"Official Secondary Server"</b>
:    Only mentioned in an old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
; <b>CollabVM Republic</b>
:    Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
; <b>The Turnover Lounge</b>
:   Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage


The browsers Firefox 106 and Chromium 106, Visual Studio 2008 (C#, VB and Web Developer), the redists .NET Framework 4.5.2, and some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 2022), 7-Zip 22.01, Everything 1.4.1.1017, Notepad++, WinRAR, the screensavers Living Coral and Waterfall Screensaver, the mid 2000's spyware WhenUSave, the desktop toy Souptoys, the virtual dancer VirtuaGirl, the all-in-one web server XAMPP, the file uploader/media player/screenshot tool and desktop hamster all-in-one ChomikBox, the 64-bit NTVDM clone OTVDM, Windows Movie Maker 2.6, Angry Birds Seasons, the entire PopCap Games Collection in a folder titled "gaymes", some of the PopCap games Zuma, Plants vs Zombies, Heavy Weapons and Peggle (Nights and World of Warcraft), the flash game Shopping Cart Hero, the border patrol simulator game "Papers, Please", UC Browser, and finally, the C++ IDE Embaracadero Dev-C++.
== Channels ==
This is all of the (publicly available to Verified) channels in the CollabVM Discord server.


=== Miscellaneous ===
=== Landing ===
Two files named "MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z" and "MesaForWindows-x64-20.1.8.7z" (Mesa3D being a software OpenGL renderer) in the Downloads directory, a XAMPP directory in the root of the C drive and a text file named "1984.txt" containing the entirety of George Orwell's book 1984 in the Desktop directory.
; #announcements
:    For when an admin wants to ping for no reason about some dumb shit
; #rules
:    The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules!
; #joins
:    If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. '''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.'''
; #verification
:    The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... (''hint hint, manual verification'')
; #how-to-verify
:    A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git
:    Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab3</code> (and forks of it, most notably [[Yellows111|yellows111]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea)
:    Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.
; #hotsex-123
:    Throne of Youself? Long Answer.
; #dartboard
:    A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
:    The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling the CollabVM Server without incident, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed.


== MOTD ==
=== Chatrooms ===
<pre>
; #public
Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
:    Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM
Rules:
; #vidya
:    The channel for all things vidya
; #rdp-party <nowiki>**</nowiki>
:    The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party
; #development
:   The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" (t. HiAsm) are not programming languages)


    ZOMG NONE!!!
=== Storage ===
    Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
; #cool-things
    NO COLLABNET!!!!!111
:    Discuss about non-CollabVM related stuff
; #collabvm-txt
:    For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM
; #dartzs-inbox
:    Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that [[Dartz]] receives
; #copypasta-central
:    Post all your copypastas here
; #music
:    For posting music
; #quotes
:    For posting funny CollabVM Discord quotes
; #spicy-memes
:    For just posting memes in general
; #vnc-resolver
:    Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave.
; #glorified-rss-feed
:    This channel, and you also, receives cool things like Steam/GOG/<s>EGS</s> game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server <code>#free-stuff</code> channel.


Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls
=== Aids ===
</pre>
; #cosmic-sans-simulator
:    Update
; #suggestions
:    BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
; #spam
:    Post your high quality spam material here
; #nsfw-spam <nowiki>**</nowiki>
:    The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either femboy, Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
; #public-bots
:    Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just <code>&amp;caption get real</code> some random trending Tenor GIF.


== Gallery ==
=== archived ===
<gallery>
; <s><i>#masscan-san</i></s>
File:Vm0b0t.png | A screenshot of the formerly Vista based 0b0t Anarchy VM. Revision 0
:   <dumb drama>
File:Vm0b0t_new.png | Revision 1
; <s><i>#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight</i></s>
File:Vm0b0t_new2.png | Revision 2
:   <dumb drama numba dos>
File:Vm0b0t_new3.png | Revision 3
; #collabvm-advent-calendar
File:Vm0b0t_new4.png | Revision 4
:   The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.
File:Vm0b0t_new5.png | Revision 5
File:Vm0b0t_new6.png | Revision 6
File:Vm0b0t_new7.png | Revision 7
File:Vm0b0t_new8.png | Revision 8
File:Vm0b0t_new9.png | Revision 9
File:Vm0b0tw.jpg | The VM 0b0t Wallpaper (current)
File:Vm0b0tw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper
</gallery>


=== Former Incarnations ===
<i>** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role or manual access permissions</i>
{| class="wikitable"
! Operating System !! Version !! Time Period
|-
| macOS Mojave || 10.14 || 2021-09-26 - 2022-05-10
|-
| Windows 2000 || SP4 || 2021-01-27 - 2021-09-26
|}


<gallery>
=== Voice Channels ===
File:VM0_14-11-2021.png | A screenshot of the former macOS Mojave based VM
; #vc-text
</gallery>
:    For when your squeaky preteen voice is just too much for the VC
; 🔊 gayming
:    vc for vidya gamers
; 🔊 whatever
:    the main voice channel of cockandballistan
; 🔊 yellows bedroom
:    Do not question it
; 🔊 56k modem (20kbps)
:    why
; 🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP
:   The public-bots VC.


[[Category:Main_VMs]]
== Roles ==
=== Infraction Roles ===
There are exactly 3 infraction (warning, in this context) roles in total.
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(163,138,138); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W1
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(209,131,131); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W2
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(199,91,91); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W3
 
After you have some or all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.
 
There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles will link to the corresponding channel it is supposed to hide from whoever happens to have the role.
 
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> cant fucking program
:    #development
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> .txt Gagged
:    #collabvm-txt
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> Upload/Embed Gagged
:    None, it is a permission ban
 
== Meme?bers ==
[[File:guntohead.png]]
 
; [[dartz]]
:    The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!
; [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]
:    He's the CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAN
; [[Modeco80]]
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Hildaboo|GLOBEIMPOSTER]]
:    Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically. Ransomware enthusiast.
; [[DarkOK|dakrk]]
:    CEO of KFC and CollabVM Moderator.
; The [[DataWagon]] Staff
:    DataWagon
; [[Mv|mv_]]
:    The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian.
; [[Sylvie|Sylvie]]
:    schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl
; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]
; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]
:    CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
:    <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> Matthew is back for another round. <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s>
; [[6969]]
; [[Fluori|&gt;]]
:    Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool
; [[User:Spy|weed dragon]]
:    One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.
; [[User:Trademarktm|MEMPHRAME]]
:    yeehaw
; [[Katie Frogs]]
:    <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> <s>She's back now lmao</s> Is a cute eevee :3
; [[Wulf715|star ⭐]]
:    Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart
 
=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Tony_Macaroni|TomDeTom]]
: holy crap lois its tony heckin macaroni
; carrot 🥕
; [[Yellows111|SO JOKER]]
:    That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veim.
; [[User:Nullptr|nullptr]]
:    Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, joined the server in around 2021
; [[Geodude]]
:    Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online.
; [[Siam Alam|Lucrexius]]
:    number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher
; [[User:Navi4205|Navi]]
:    Hey, listen!
; [[Vanilla|Lollipop]]
:    The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined.
:    <s>she left</s> <s>she's back</s> <s>shE LEFT AGAIN</s> <s>joined and left</s> <s>ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks</s> <s>she left</s> <s>[She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK</s> she's back
; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
:    the north korea guy
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
:    ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!
; [[User:Elijahr241|Elijah]]
:    obsessed with c# to an annoying degree
 
=== The Graveyard ===
; [[FluffyVulpix]]
:    <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history
; [[icanttellyou]]
:    Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.
; [[Naltronix]]
:    Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes [[Vanilla|Novella]] and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.
; [[User:MyNameIsJason|MyNameIsJason]]
:    <s>That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos.</s> Analed by brandan
; [[Calub Veim|CollabVM]]
:    (Previously the animated green frog) A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity.
 
== Conclusion ==
This Discord is <s>a truckload of shit and you should never step near it. Ever.</s> <s>This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you.</s> a fucking huge pile of shit lmao
 
[[Category:Other Things]]

Revision as of 05:49, 24 October 2022

the 2nd server icon
How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)

The CollabVM Discord (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about CollabVM and CollabVM accessories. It was first created by Novella in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to Dartz and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.

The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.

Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated for hacking and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar. Now you have to pass a verification system (since Halloween 2020) to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you have to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.

Currently there are over 750 members in the server.

Tutorials

CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm

Moderation

The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: Technoturnovers, CHOCOLATEMAN, Hildaboo and modeco80.

Pretty much every moderator has access to the Admin Panel. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.

Other Discord Servers

Prior to the creation of the Official CollabVM Discord, there were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a incomplete list:

CollabVM - forkie land
Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Official Server opened up. No active moderators.
Collaborative Virtual Machine
Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
"Official Secondary Server"
Only mentioned in an old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
CollabVM Republic
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
The Turnover Lounge
Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage

Channels

This is all of the (publicly available to Verified) channels in the CollabVM Discord server.

Landing

#announcements
For when an admin wants to ping for no reason about some dumb shit
#rules
The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules!
#joins
If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.
#verification
The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... (hint hint, manual verification)
#how-to-verify
A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
#updates-of-the-hub-of-git
Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to collab3 (and forks of it, most notably yellows111's) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea)
Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of yellows111 for being unable to program or use a computer.
#hotsex-123
Throne of Youself? Long Answer.
#dartboard
A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
#support
The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling the CollabVM Server without incident, configuring a CollabNet-style VM network, or configuring Whitelister to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed.

Chatrooms

#public
Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM
#vidya
The channel for all things vidya
#rdp-party **
The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party
#development
The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" (t. HiAsm) are not programming languages)

Storage

#cool-things
Discuss about non-CollabVM related stuff
#collabvm-txt
For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM
#dartzs-inbox
Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that Dartz receives
#copypasta-central
Post all your copypastas here
#music
For posting music
#quotes
For posting funny CollabVM Discord quotes
#spicy-memes
For just posting memes in general
#vnc-resolver
Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave.
#glorified-rss-feed
This channel, and you also, receives cool things like Steam/GOG/EGS game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server #free-stuff channel.

Aids

#cosmic-sans-simulator
Update
#suggestions
BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
#spam
Post your high quality spam material here
#nsfw-spam **
The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either femboy, Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
#public-bots
Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just &caption get real some random trending Tenor GIF.

archived

#masscan-san
<dumb drama>
#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight
<dumb drama numba dos>
#collabvm-advent-calendar
The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.

** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role or manual access permissions

Voice Channels

#vc-text
For when your squeaky preteen voice is just too much for the VC
🔊 gayming
vc for vidya gamers
🔊 whatever
the main voice channel of cockandballistan
🔊 yellows bedroom
Do not question it
🔊 56k modem (20kbps)
why
🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP
The public-bots VC.

Roles

Infraction Roles

There are exactly 3 infraction (warning, in this context) roles in total.

 
W1
 
W2
 
W3

After you have some or all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.

There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles will link to the corresponding channel it is supposed to hide from whoever happens to have the role.

 
cant fucking program
#development
 
.txt Gagged
#collabvm-txt
 
Upload/Embed Gagged
None, it is a permission ban

Meme?bers

dartz
The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!
CHOCOLATEMAN
He's the CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAN
Modeco80
Technoturnovers
GLOBEIMPOSTER
Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically. Ransomware enthusiast.
dakrk
CEO of KFC and CollabVM Moderator.
The DataWagon Staff
DataWagon
mv_
The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian.
Sylvie
schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl
nyxdote
Mikrystal
CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again UPDATE: not in the discord anymore She's back She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
Matthew
Banned for being an asshole He's back He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome. Matthew is back for another round. He currently hosts the official modpack server.
6969
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Canadian who is into MLP Paw Patrol, is cool
weed dragon
One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.
MEMPHRAME
yeehaw
Katie Frogs
Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole. She's back now lmao Is a cute eevee :3
star ⭐
Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart

memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one

TomDeTom
holy crap lois its tony heckin macaroni
carrot 🥕
SO JOKER
That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veim.
nullptr
Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, joined the server in around 2021
Geodude
Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online.
Lucrexius
number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher
Navi
Hey, listen!
Lollipop
The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined.
she left she's back shE LEFT AGAIN joined and left ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks she left [She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK she's back
hapaxant
Dink
the north korea guy
Thumps
ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!
Elijah
obsessed with c# to an annoying degree

The Graveyard

FluffyVulpix
He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history
icanttellyou
Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.
Naltronix
Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes Novella and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.
MyNameIsJason
That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos. Analed by brandan
CollabVM
(Previously the animated green frog) A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity.

Conclusion

This Discord is a truckload of shit and you should never step near it. Ever. This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you. a fucking huge pile of shit lmao