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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM}}
[[File:DiscordIcon.png|thumb|the 2nd server icon]]
{{Infobox VM
[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]]
|title = Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM
|screenshot = Vm0b0t_new13.png
|introduced = 10 May 2022
|os = [[Windows 10]]
|arch = x64
|node = vm0b0t
|previous = Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional<br>macOS Mojave
|next = [[VM1]]
}}


<div style="display:none">__NOTOC__</div>
The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.


= VM 0b0t =
The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.


'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in [[CollabVM]] (formerly the Mac Extreme 2015 VM Christmas Edition 2015 VM, Pony Edition VM, FaceBooK VM, Angry Birds VM, Windows Vista VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of [[CollabVM]] culture, a mockery to all that is [[CollabNet|fair]] and [[Whitelister|good]], the bad future of [[CollabVM]], a malware paradise for [[Forkies|forkies]] to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where [[Hildaboo|authority]] and [[DarkOK|prestige]] is meaningless, a place where [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules human etiquette] and [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/faq societal norms] are meaningless, a place where [[CollabVM#CollabVM:_the_Revengance/1.2.10|power and justice]] is meaningless, a place where [[Wikipedia:4chan|moderation is completely nonexistent]], a place where you can detach yourself from [[VM1|reality]] and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where [[CollabVM_Discord|nothing ever changes]] and [[Andrej_Akan|no one ever learns]]... where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the [[VNC Resolver|GandCrab bot]]'s, [[Hildaboo|and the admin's]] favorite pastime. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated for hacking and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. Now you have to pass a verification system (since Halloween 2020) to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.


The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_Vista Windows Vista] SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Angry_Birds Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition] on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_FaceBooK_Edition_2012 Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition] August 9th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Pony_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Pony Edition 2015] October 20th 2022, then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Christmas_Edition_2015 Windows 7 Christmas Edition 2015] November 22th 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows 7 Unstable Piece of Shit Edition x64 for FUNNIES, then the OS was going to be replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_7_Mac_Extreme_2015 Windows 7 Mac Extreme 2015] before the VM crashed, and then the OS was replaced with [https://crustywindo.ws/Windows_10_Christmas_Magic_Pro Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro] instead on November 23rd 2022. Prior to the introduction of VM0 as an Anarchy VM, the VM ran macOS Mojave 10.14 since September 26th 2022, and before then the VM ran Windows 2000 SP4 since January 27th 2021.
Currently there are over 750 members in the server.


It runs [https://crustywindo.ws/TeamOS TeamOS] [[Windows 10]] [https://crustywindo.ws/collection/Windows%2010/Christmas.Magic.10.Pro.iso Christmas Magic 10 Pro] (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], which is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from [[VM3|the non-Windows VMs]] and the [[VM7|Install Any OS]] VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.
=== Tutorials ===
[[CollabVM_Discord/Joining_Without_a_Shitstorm|CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm]]


The VM has the wallpaper set by default as [[:File:Vm0b0t_cw2.png|a poorly drawn Christmas-themed Duke Nukem, ''who is a proud Starco shipper'', wallpaper with the 0b0t watermark]]. [[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t|There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme, extensions and bookmarks, custom pictures and more), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]
== Moderation ==
The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]] and [[modeco80]].


The premise of the VM is that none of the [[CollabVM]] rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction.
Pretty much every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]]. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.


[[CollabNet|The CollabNet web filter]] and [[Whitelister]] have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please. This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are restricted with AD system policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have [[CollabNet]], [[Whitelister]] and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs and downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to fill up disk space.
== Other Discord Servers ==
Prior to the creation of the Official CollabVM Discord, there were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a incomplete list:


However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default. The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the [[CollabVM]] and VM rules on the VM however.
; <b>CollabVM - forkie land</b>
: Owned by Vanilla. Meant to be used as a public server before the Official Server opened up. No active moderators.
; <b>Collaborative Virtual Machine</b>
: Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
; <b>"Official Secondary Server"</b>
: Only mentioned in an old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
; <b>CollabVM Republic</b>
: Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
; <b>The Turnover Lounge</b>
: Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage


<s>This also marks the return of [[debianguy|Debianguy]] in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?</s> <s>'''''HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK'''''</s> He got b&
== Channels ==
This is all of the (publicly available to Verified) channels in the CollabVM Discord server.


== Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t ==
=== Landing ===
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):
; #announcements
: For when an admin wants to ping for no reason about some dumb shit
; #rules
: The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules!
; #joins
: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. '''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.'''
; #verification
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... (''hint hint, manual verification'')
; #how-to-verify
: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git
: Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab3</code> (and forks of it, most notably [[Yellows111|yellows111]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea)
: Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.
; #hotsex-123
: Throne of Youself? Long Answer.
; #dartboard
: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVM page, finding the proper libraries for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling the CollabVM Server without incident, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed.


The browsers Chrome and Firefox, Visual Studio 2010 Express, VLC Media Player, Notepad3, AkelPad, Visual C++ Redistributable 2010, Everything, HxD, some of the PopCap games (Bejeweled (2, and Twist), Big Money, Chuzzle, Heavy Weapons, Mahjong Escape Ancient China (and Japan), Peggle (World of Warcraft, Nights and Extreme), Plants vs Zombies and Zuma), the Angry Birds games (AB Christmas, Sus Birds, YouTube Birds and Ricartoons Revenge), the early 2000's games (FrogPult, Blender and Elf Bowling (2, 3, 7 1/7, Hawaiian Vacation and Super)), the screensavers (Living Coral Screensaver (and Waterfall), The Mummys, Cartman German Dance (and Sumo), NASA, Timmy Gobbles and US Golf Courses), Falcon C++, Embarcardero Dev-C++, Flash Projector 32 and the Flash game Binding of Isaac, the 64-bit NTVDM runtime OTVDM, the desktop stripper adware program VirtuaGirl, the Desktop Architect theme Mummy Returns, the desktop hamster ChomikBox, and finally the Vinesauce Windows Destruction staple Animated Christmas Tree for Desktop.
=== Chatrooms ===
; #public
: Where you and your friends go to shitpost and talk about CollabVM
; #vidya
: The channel for all things vidya
; #rdp-party <nowiki>**</nowiki>
: The main channel for discussion of the RDP Party
; #development
: The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" (t. HiAsm) are not programming languages)


=== Storage ===
=== Miscellaneous ===
The DirectX software renderer MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z in the Downloads directory, 6 videos in the Videos directory (A bait-and-switch video titled "BFDI 1a Take The Plunge.mp4", the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer movie (2000), Incredible Gassy, a video titled "look out here comes my piss lol.mp4", the One Night in Hillary parody, and finally a video titled "SPOILER_LFHmxqlguOgV.mp4") and 9 pictures in the Pictures directory (Two 0b0t Christmas wallpapers (One being the normal and another an alternate version which is the wallpaper), 4 pictures of Santa Claus Rule 34, 2 copies of the VLC christmas cone and a picture of Star Chrima)
; #cool-things
: Discuss about non-CollabVM related stuff
; #collabvm-txt
: For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM
; #dartzs-inbox
: Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that [[Dartz]] receives
; #copypasta-central
: Post all your copypastas here
; #music
: For posting music
; #quotes
: For posting funny CollabVM Discord quotes
; #spicy-memes
: For just posting memes in general
; #vnc-resolver
: Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave.
; #glorified-rss-feed
: This channel, and you also, receives cool things like Steam/GOG/<s>EGS</s> game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server <code>#free-stuff</code> channel.


=== Aids ===
== MOTD ==
<pre>
; #cosmic-sans-simulator
Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
: Update
Rules:
; #suggestions
: BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
; #spam
: Post your high quality spam material here
; #nsfw-spam <nowiki>**</nowiki>
: The premier NSFW channel. Don't worry too much about getting access to this channel however, it's just mostly full of either femboy, Konqi, or Vaporeon porn
; #public-bots
: Self-explanatory. Waste hours there entering NotSoBot tag commands like "avatarroulette" or "tiktok" or "thewhat" or even "thedarts", or rather you could just <code>&amp;caption get real</code> some random trending Tenor GIF.


ZOMG NONE!!!
=== archived ===
Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
; <s><i>#masscan-san</i></s>
NO COLLABNET!!!!!111
: <dumb drama>
; <s><i>#unk0rrupt-msf-foodfight</i></s>
: <dumb drama numba dos>
; #collabvm-advent-calendar
: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2021 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.


Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls
<i>** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role or manual access permissions</i>
</pre>


=== Voice Channels ===
== Gallery ==
=== Revisions ===
; #vc-text
<gallery>
: For when your squeaky preteen voice is just too much for the VC
File:Vm0b0t.png | Revision 0 (May 10th)
; 🔊 gayming
File:Vm0b0t_new.png | Revision 1 (May 24th)
: vc for vidya gamers
File:Vm0b0t_new2.png | Revision 2 (May 26th)
; 🔊 whatever
File:Vm0b0t_new3.png | Revision 3 (June 12th)
: the main voice channel of cockandballistan
File:Vm0b0t_new4.png | Revision 4 (August 5th)
; 🔊 yellows bedroom
File:Vm0b0t_new5.png | Revision 5 (August 9th)
: Do not question it
File:Vm0b0t_new6.png | Revision 6 (August 11th)
; 🔊 56k modem (20kbps)
File:Vm0b0t_new7.png | Revision 7 (August 15th)
: why
File:Vm0b0t_new8.png | Revision 8 (October 20th)
; 🔊 BEEP BOOP BOP BOOP
File:Vm0b0t_new9.png | Revision 9 (November 22nd)
: The public-bots VC.
File:Vm0b0t_new10.png | Revision 10 (November 23rd)
File:Vm0b0t_new11.png | Revision 11 (Cut, November 23rd)
File:Vm0b0t_new11.1.png | Revision 11.1 (November 23rd)
File:Vm0b0t_new12.png | Revision 12 (November 26th)
File:Vm0b0t_new13.png | Revision 13 (December 9th)
</gallery>


== Roles ==
=== Wallpapers ===
<gallery>
=== Infraction Roles ===
File:Vm0b0tw.jpg | The VM 0b0t Wallpaper
There are exactly 3 infraction (warning, in this context) roles in total.
File:Vm0b0tw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(163,138,138); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W1
File:Vm0b0t_cw.png | The VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(209,131,131); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W2
File:Vm0b0t_cw2.png | The New VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(199,91,91); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> W3
</gallery>


=== Former Incarnations ===
After you have some or all of the infraction roles, you will end up getting a specific punishment. Usually, you'll get unverified or kicked, or banned if you've been really bad. You can sometimes get a second chance if you appeal, but depending on what you did, who you are, the mood of the moderation team or some other factors it may not work out well for you.
<gallery>
File:VM0_14-11-2021.png | A screenshot of the pre-Anarchy macOS Mojave VM
</gallery>


[[Category:Main_VMs]]
There exist infraction roles that can ban you from talking in certain channels, like these ones. The descriptions for these roles will link to the corresponding channel it is supposed to hide from whoever happens to have the role.

; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> cant fucking program
: #development
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> .txt Gagged
: #collabvm-txt
; <div style="border-radius: 40px; width: 18px; background: rgb(192,192,192); user-select: none; touch-callout: none; display: inline-block;">&nbsp;</div> Upload/Embed Gagged
: None, it is a permission ban

== Meme?bers ==
[[File:guntohead.png]]

; [[dartz]]
: The owner of the server and some fine kush. Mmmm!
; [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]
: He's the CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAN
; [[Modeco80]]
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Hildaboo|GLOBEIMPOSTER]]
: Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically. Ransomware enthusiast.
; [[DarkOK|dakrk]]
: CEO of KFC and CollabVM Moderator.
; The [[DataWagon]] Staff
: DataWagon
; [[Mv|mv_]]
: The Em of Vees. He likes solitaire, and is Romanian.
; [[Sylvie|Sylvie]]
: schizo lesbian witch bunnygirl
; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]
; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> Matthew is back for another round. <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s>
; [[6969]]
; [[Fluori|&gt;]]
: Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool
; [[User:Spy|weed dragon]]
: One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.
; [[User:Trademarktm|MEMPHRAME]]
: yeehaw
; [[Katie Frogs]]
: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> <s>She's back now lmao</s> Is a cute eevee :3
; [[Wulf715|star ⭐]]
: Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart

=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Tony_Macaroni|TomDeTom]]
: holy crap lois its tony heckin macaroni
; carrot 🥕
; [[Yellows111|SO JOKER]]
: That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub Veim.
; [[User:Nullptr|nullptr]]
: Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, joined the server in around 2021
; [[Geodude]]
: Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online.
; [[Siam Alam|Lucrexius]]
: number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher
; [[User:Navi4205|Navi]]
: Hey, listen!
; [[Vanilla|Lollipop]]
: The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined.
: <s>she left</s> <s>she's back</s> <s>shE LEFT AGAIN</s> <s>joined and left</s> <s>ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks</s> <s>she left</s> <s>[She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK</s> she's back
; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
: the north korea guy
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
: ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!
; [[User:Elijahr241|Elijah]]
: obsessed with c# to an annoying degree

=== The Graveyard ===
; [[FluffyVulpix]]
: <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history
; [[icanttellyou]]
: Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.
; [[Naltronix]]
: Some retarded forkie who used to be on the old discord. Only likes [[Vanilla|Novella]] and no one else. Literally assblasted herself from existence after an incident with Hilda.
; [[User:MyNameIsJason|MyNameIsJason]]
: <s>That one sperg who unironically plays HL2RP. Makes shitty YouTube videos.</s> Analed by brandan
; [[Calub Veim|CollabVM]]
: (Previously the animated green frog) A collaborative account controlled by a set of CollabVM users. Dead due to inactivity.

== Conclusion ==
This Discord is <s>a truckload of shit and you should never step near it. Ever.</s> <s>This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you.</s> a fucking huge pile of shit lmao

[[Category:Other Things]]

Revision as of 08:19, 9 December 2022

Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro x64 (VM 0b0t) - ANARCHY VM
CollabVM virtual machine
Screenshot
Introduced10 May 2022
OSWindows 10
Architecturex64
Node IDvm0b0t
Previous incarnationsMicrosoft Windows 2000 Professional
macOS Mojave
Next VMVM1

VM 0b0t

VM 0b0t is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM in CollabVM (formerly the Mac Extreme 2015 VM Christmas Edition 2015 VM, Pony Edition VM, FaceBooK VM, Angry Birds VM, Windows Vista VM, etc...), the proud home of pure unadulterated Anarchy (formerly SWF projector shell trojans), unpatrolled, ungoverned and unregulated, free of judgment, the absolute worst of CollabVM culture, a mockery to all that is fair and good, the bad future of CollabVM, a malware paradise for forkies to reign freely and eat away at fine culture, disrespecting it and destroying its integrity in the process, a place where authority and prestige is meaningless, a place where human etiquette and societal norms are meaningless, a place where power and justice is meaningless, a place where moderation is completely nonexistent, a place where you can detach yourself from reality and take in a whole new dystopia where you will never thrive, a place where nothing ever changes and no one ever learns... where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the GandCrab bot's, and the admin's favorite pastime. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t.org.

The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran Windows Vista SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 FaceBooK Edition August 9th 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Pony Edition 2015 October 20th 2022, then the OS was replaced with Windows 7 Christmas Edition 2015 November 22th 2022, then the VM name got renamed to Windows 7 Unstable Piece of Shit Edition x64 for FUNNIES, then the OS was going to be replaced with Windows 7 Mac Extreme 2015 before the VM crashed, and then the OS was replaced with Windows 10 Christmas Magic Pro instead on November 23rd 2022. Prior to the introduction of VM0 as an Anarchy VM, the VM ran macOS Mojave 10.14 since September 26th 2022, and before then the VM ran Windows 2000 SP4 since January 27th 2021.

It runs TeamOS Windows 10 Christmas Magic 10 Pro (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from CHOCOLATEMAN, which is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from the non-Windows VMs and the Install Any OS VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.

The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn Christmas-themed Duke Nukem, who is a proud Starco shipper, wallpaper with the 0b0t watermark. There are several custom programs and games, and other things on the VM (ie the Chrome theme, extensions and bookmarks, custom pictures and more), which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.

The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced, effectively making it an Anarchy VM, as anyone can do whatever they please on the VM without restriction.

The CollabNet web filter and Whitelister have been disabled for the VM, meaning anyone can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node, and visit any website they please. This allows for a lot more freedom and flexibility compared to the regular VMs, which are restricted with AD system policies and normal system tools being replaced with customized ones to stop you from killing critical system processes, and have CollabNet, Whitelister and Windows disk quotas in place to prevent you from accessing inappropriate/malicious websites, connecting with any proxies or VPNs and downloading large files such as Windows ISOs to fill up disk space.

However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, which may include NSFW content (pornography and others), which is why the VM thumbnail has a blur on it by default. The CollabVM administration team will still actively enforce the CollabVM and VM rules on the VM however.

This also marks the return of Debianguy in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three? HOLY FUCK FLUFFY'S BACK He got b&

Installed Programs & Games on VM 0b0t

There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):

The browsers Chrome and Firefox, Visual Studio 2010 Express, VLC Media Player, Notepad3, AkelPad, Visual C++ Redistributable 2010, Everything, HxD, some of the PopCap games (Bejeweled (2, and Twist), Big Money, Chuzzle, Heavy Weapons, Mahjong Escape Ancient China (and Japan), Peggle (World of Warcraft, Nights and Extreme), Plants vs Zombies and Zuma), the Angry Birds games (AB Christmas, Sus Birds, YouTube Birds and Ricartoons Revenge), the early 2000's games (FrogPult, Blender and Elf Bowling (2, 3, 7 1/7, Hawaiian Vacation and Super)), the screensavers (Living Coral Screensaver (and Waterfall), The Mummys, Cartman German Dance (and Sumo), NASA, Timmy Gobbles and US Golf Courses), Falcon C++, Embarcardero Dev-C++, Flash Projector 32 and the Flash game Binding of Isaac, the 64-bit NTVDM runtime OTVDM, the desktop stripper adware program VirtuaGirl, the Desktop Architect theme Mummy Returns, the desktop hamster ChomikBox, and finally the Vinesauce Windows Destruction staple Animated Christmas Tree for Desktop.

Miscellaneous

The DirectX software renderer MesaForWindows-20.1.8.7z in the Downloads directory, 6 videos in the Videos directory (A bait-and-switch video titled "BFDI 1a Take The Plunge.mp4", the Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer movie (2000), Incredible Gassy, a video titled "look out here comes my piss lol.mp4", the One Night in Hillary parody, and finally a video titled "SPOILER_LFHmxqlguOgV.mp4") and 9 pictures in the Pictures directory (Two 0b0t Christmas wallpapers (One being the normal and another an alternate version which is the wallpaper), 4 pictures of Santa Claus Rule 34, 2 copies of the VLC christmas cone and a picture of Star Chrima)

MOTD

Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
Rules:

    ZOMG NONE!!!
    Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
    NO COLLABNET!!!!!111

Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls

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Revisions

  • Revision 0 (May 10th)

    Revision 0 (May 10th)

  • Revision 1 (May 24th)

    Revision 1 (May 24th)

  • Revision 2 (May 26th)

    Revision 2 (May 26th)

  • Revision 3 (June 12th)

    Revision 3 (June 12th)

  • Revision 4 (August 5th)

    Revision 4 (August 5th)

  • Revision 5 (August 9th)

    Revision 5 (August 9th)

  • Revision 6 (August 11th)

    Revision 6 (August 11th)

  • Revision 7 (August 15th)

    Revision 7 (August 15th)

  • Revision 8 (October 20th)

    Revision 8 (October 20th)

  • Revision 9 (November 22nd)

    Revision 9 (November 22nd)

  • Revision 10 (November 23rd)

    Revision 10 (November 23rd)

  • Revision 11 (Cut, November 23rd)

    Revision 11 (Cut, November 23rd)

  • Revision 11.1 (November 23rd)

    Revision 11.1 (November 23rd)

  • Revision 12 (November 26th)

    Revision 12 (November 26th)

  • Revision 13 (December 9th)

    Revision 13 (December 9th)

Wallpapers

  • The VM 0b0t Wallpaper

    The VM 0b0t Wallpaper

  • The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper

    The New VM 0b0t Wallpaper

  • The VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper

    The VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper

  • The New VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper

    The New VM 0b0t Christmas wallpaper

Former Incarnations

  • A screenshot of the pre-Anarchy macOS Mojave VM

    A screenshot of the pre-Anarchy macOS Mojave VM

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