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...Where horsefucking, and more recently, taking orders as a waiter holding numerous positions at various well-established restaurants part of the Papa Louie franchise, and even more recently, working as an Arstotzka border patrol agent stamping "Denied" on everyone's papers, and most possibly the most recent, running GandCrab and other ransomware through an autotyped bitsadmin Run command is the VM's, the [[VNC Resolver|GandCrab bot]]'s, [[Hildaboo|and the admin's]] favorite pastime.
 
The VM was introduced on May 10th 2022 which initially ran [[Windows Vista]] SP2 with Extended Kernel, then the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition on May 23rd 2022, then the OS was replaced with BossKanae FaceBooK Edition August 9th 2022, and then the OS was replaced with Pony Edition 2015 with OTVDM October 20th 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
 
It runs BossKanae [[Windows 7]] [https://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows/Windows%207/Windows%207%20Pony%20Edition%202015.iso Pony Edition 2015] (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows) with all default programs from the WPI included and a few custom ones, which is running on a 75GB hard drive with 2 gigabytes of RAM. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], which is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, where there were less restrictions and more chaotic. Due to the nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. Aside from [[VM3|the non-Windows VMs]] and the [[VM7|Install Any OS]] VMs, this VM is the only one to not have disk quotas in place.
There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to, sans the WPI default programs):
 
The browsers Firefox 100106 and Chromium 105106 (titled furryfoxFURRYFUCKS and chomeGoogle Chrome), Visual Studio 2008 (C#, VB and Web Developer), the redists .NET Framework 14.1, 35.0, 4 Client and Extended Profile2, and some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 20192022), a7-Zip shortcut22.01, toEverything UltraISO1.4.1.1017, titled "ULTRA CD BLOATWARE"Notepad++, a shortcut to the Flash 32 projector titled "PORNO PLAYER"WinRAR, a briefcase titled "[[Inspector Gadget|GO GO GADGET RAPING KIT]]", a shortcut to the advanced hacking utility "2PACALYPSE 2.3.exe", shortcuts to the originalentire AngryPopCap BirdsGames titled "ANGER BIRD" (was previously Angry Birds 1.0.0 iPhone Edition) and some ofCollection, the Angryborder Birdspatrol gamessimulator (Seasonsgame 4.1.0"Papers, SpacePlease" 2.0.0,titled Rio"r-antiwork 2.2.0paradise", Starthe WarsC++ 1.5.0,IDE StarEmbaracadero Wars 2 1.5.1 and the spinDev-off game Bad Piggies) and even some Angry Birds mods (FNaF World EditionC++, Dinosaurs, The Three Musketeers, Brian, Minecraft and Sus Birds) (titled what the fuckscreensavers isLiving going on dude, DINOSAURS RAWR, this should be on vinesauce, BRIAN, MINECRAFTCoral and AmongWaterfall Us respectively)Screensaver, the PopCapmid games2000's Bejeweledadware (2 and Twist)WhenUSave, Bigthe Money, Chuzzle,desktop Heavytoy Weapons, Peggle (World of Warcraft and Nights), Plants vs Zombies and Zuma (titled BEJEWED DELUXE, BEJEWED 2 DELUXE, BEJEWED TWISTED NIPPLES, BIG MONAYYYY WOOO, CHUZZLE MY JIZZ, RUSSIA INVADES UKRAINE SIMULATOR, PEGGING SIMULATOR DELUXE, PEGGING SIMULATOR WORLD OF WARCRAP EDITION, Penis Vs Zombococks and RUSSIA SYMBOL respectively)Souptoys, the bordervirtual patroldancer simulator game "Papers, Please" titled COMMIE WAGECUCK SIMULATOR, a shortcut to XAMPP titled "XMPP"VirtuaGirl and finally, the shortcutsfile touploader/media IDEsplayer/screenshot Embaracaderotool Devall-C++in-one and SharpDevelop (titled "you all are too stupid to use this anyways" and "SEVERE DICK")ChomikBox
 
=== Miscellaneous ===
ATwo filefiles named "opengl32MesaForWindows-20.dll1.8.7z" and "MesaForWindows-x64-20.1.8.7z" (Mesa3D, thebeing OpenGLa software OpenGL renderer) andin the CollabNetDownloads certificatedirectory, a XAMPP directory in the Downloadsroot of the C drive and a text file named "1984.txt" in the Desktop directory,.
 
A text file named "its over.txt" in the Desktop directory,
 
The entire "RED & WHITE" EP and Lil Uzi Vert's Eternal Atake (fan-made) album in the Music directory,
 
A video file named "karate.mp4" in the Videos directory,
 
A folder named "ABBlackup" in the "%appdata%" directory, which is a backup directory for any programs and/or games downloaded during snapshotting,
 
and a set of nineteen pictures in the Pictures directory, four of them being from to Sony's best motion picture "Morbius" and the first ever movie to sell over 1 trillion tickets, one being the Duke Nukem VM wallpaper, one being the default VM wallpaper, one being Joe Biden overlayed over a screenshot of the FaceBooK Edition setup screen, one being Mark Zuckerburg, one being the CSD wallpaper, one being a picture of this absolute terachad EPICALLY OWNING and CUCKING a soyboy beta male, one being Goatse, one being the Kheops Pyramid, one being Muhammad, one being the Banned from Equestria wallpaper, one being Santa Claus, one being the Stanky Kang wallpaper and finally a URL shortcut to the NORAD Santa Tracker.
 
== MOTD ==