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An operating system that everyone uses. Created by William H Gates III in 1985 for the purposes of storing Satanic pentagram blueprints and confidential US Government documents more effectively, and having multimedia capability so you can play digital games of cult classics like "Reversi" and "Solitaire" and "Minesweeper" and "Pipe Dream", and also having a more efficient way to quickly bulk delete the entirety of the Windows folder via a low level deletion of the individual sectors and intelligent erasure from the File Allocation Table, this legendary line of products have spanned more than 15+ releases so far. Here's what we have now:

 

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