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By the way everything depicted is a joke, CLIPPY is nothing more than just a regular retard.

CLIPPY is a disgusting, dangerous serial rapist who is an (unfortunately) active user on CollabVM, despite being banned repeatedly by Dartz and CHOCOLATEMAN. This is because his 0 IQ brain is incapable of taking a hint that he should commit suicide to save the world from his inferior, defective DNA (also because he uses Tor, which, coincidentally, so does another well known faggot, vacbedlover). He is a sick Nazi fuck who pretends to be vacbedlover and other CollabVM users. He frequently types in CAPS LOCK and threatens to murder Donald Trump, Theresa May or a CollabVM administrator.

He also acts like a GoFag as pretending to be a child gets him very rock hard. He also, unsurprisingly, loves opening cheese pizza (euphemism for illegal sexual content) on the VMs, because you can't have a sick fuck without that. If you see him on the VMs, make sure to report him to an admin, forkie the shit out of him, and then call him a retarded degenerate.

He is 35 years old as of 2018, and is a registered sex offender in the city of Salford, England, and is wanted in Germany for the murder of 10 children and has stolen vacbedlovers username in order to frame him for crimes he didn't commit.

Here's his IP if you want to DDoS or hack him: (he uses this vpn, the other ip is dead)

BREAKING NEWS: Authorities have identified the "Magabomber", a man who sent home-made bombs to CNN's headquarters in New York City, former US president Barack Obama, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and billionaire donor George Soros as "Clippy Jones", an English 35-year-old convicted sex offender and former personal assistant to Jimmy Savile, wanted for over 700 murders and rapes in several sovereign and non-sovereign countries, including:

  • Ameria
  • Australia
  • Belarus
  • Burkina Faso
  • Canada
  • China
  • Colombia
  • Cuba
  • Czech
  • Denmark
  • European Union
  • Finland
  • Germany
  • Greece
  • Iran
  • Japan
  • Netherlands
  • North Korea
  • Russia
  • South Korea
  • United Kingdom
  • United States of America

Clippy Jones, known by his online handle as "CLIPPY", has been identified as the culprit and perpetrator of the attack. Investigation is ongoing and a warrant has been issued for his arrest.

UPDATE: CLIPPY was also found to be responsible for LITERALLY EVERY TERRORIST ATTACK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the cancellation of the popular British Sci-Fi TV show Doctor Who, which was revived in 2005.