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possibly just state that the server was ddosed 07:18, 29 April 2019 (PDT)
why cant i fucking upload shit reeee Undefined (talk) 08:51, 25 May 2019 (PDT)

Get rid of all the fucking spambots

Please fucking get rid of all the spambots. If you cant do them yourself why not get someone else to do it? Its that simple Undefined (talk) 02:00, 21 June 2019 (PDT)

WHy are no VMs ever online?

The only time I see them online is for few hours at night— Preceding unsigned comment added by (talkcontribs)

Could we add this to the site rules?

No installing bootleg/modified versions of windows, especially Windows CTAC

nah sorry tor ip, but please use your real ipee 12:10, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

you also forgot to sign you asshole you supposed to enter --~~~~ in --Icanttellyou (talk) 12:23, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

Sync accounts across http and https

please fix it Icanttellyou (talk) 12:10, 24 June 2019 (PDT)

ban this russian faggot

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:39, 2 September 2019 (PDT)

which russian faggot?— Preceding unsigned comment added by youblockmeyouaregay (talkcontribs)

what --Gamerappa (talk) 09:43, 17 November 2019 (PST)

we will never know who the russian faggot is --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 06:11, 20 November 2019 (PST)

improve the wiki by adding more addons

just saying --Icanttellyou (talk) 08:50, 16 October 2019 (PDT)

Post the addons you want and I'll add them. Dartz (talk)
MSUpload (Allows you to upload files within the editor) and TemplateWizard (Allows you to add templates more easily). I am not sure if you will add VisualEditor (WYSIWYG editor), as it needs MediaWiki 1.35 (alpha version) or even Semantic MediaWiki (Allows you to add info about pages). --Icanttellyou (talk) 13:00, 18 October 2019 (PDT)

Fix some templates

The infobox and quote ones are broken. Maybe because the wiki is missing the extensions to make them work --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:17, 23 October 2019 (PDT)

I can probably check, BTW why did you remove the center tags on the templates? --Hendicted (talk) 12:33, 23 October 2019 (PDT)

The wiki is missing extentions that the normal tarball of MediaWiki comes with. The version Dartz installed is core only --Icanttellyou (talk) 09:17, 24 October 2019 (PDT)

Does anyone know exactly which extensions are needed? MediaWiki 1.35 only comes in core. Dartz (talk) 11:12, 24 October 2019 (PDT)

There is a list of extensions that come with MediaWiki here and then install each extension back in manually, the one that fixes the templates is ParserFunctions --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:23, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

Also there is a file withing MediaWiki's source with a list of extensions that are also used in the Wikimedia Foundation. It's available here --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:00, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

All fixed now, if there's any more problems let me know. Dartz (talk) 19:30, 25 October 2019 (PDT)

Thx dartz but now the recent changes is broken, It doesn't show the latest changes.--Hendicted (talk) 08:15, 26 October 2019 (PDT)

I think its fixed now. Dartz (talk) 11:22, 26 October 2019 (PDT)

Add this extension please

Can you add the TorBlock extension. Because I noticed someone is using tor to vandalize the wiki. --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:46, 27 October 2019 (PDT)

Yeah, This wiki is very vulnerable to vandalism --Hendicted (talk) 10:11, 30 October 2019 (PDT)
Can you finally add it because I don't see it listed in Special:Version --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:08, 31 October 2019 (PDT)
Please add it, people are still using Tor to vandalize the wiki --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:02, 1 November 2019 (PDT)
i dont use tor bitches. i use opera
Don't listen to Mr. Secret Agent --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:52, 1 November 2019 (PDT)



I think we need this.

As I saw someone used a letter that looks almost the same to impersonate me. So can you add this extension please? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:39, 6 November 2019 (PST)

enable this setting

could you please add

$wgNamespacesWithSubpages[NS_MAIN] = true;

to localsettings.php? --Icanttellyou (talk) 02:22, 9 November 2019 (PST)

no fuck off icanttellyou, also i am the mr. tor guy who keeps vandalizing!1!!!! 12:51, 11 November 2019 (PST)

Dartz install these extensions and some other things

install TorBlock and AntiSpoof, there's too much fucking vandalism, also we need more admins, icanttellyou fits this well cuz he's pretty active here also give me it too cuz ill give you a free suckie suckie --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:35, 13 November 2019 (PST)

Also Dartz are you dead? I haven't seen you in a while --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:06, 14 November 2019 (PST)

I added both extensions. Dartz (talk) 12:15, 15 November 2019 (PST)

Thanks, also add some admins to this wiki --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:24, 15 November 2019 (PST)

List of errors on Computernewb

Let’s play

Let’s play is down

Super HTML5 Bros

Also down


The link doesn’t work


It also doesn’t work Dartz fix these things please -- (talk) 14:00, 19 November 2019 (EET)

I'm sorry fanbashers, you are up for raids.

I am Johny the Vindicator and i will delete the entire internet.

Sorry I understand that you are talking about an Minecraft easter egg which was added in 1.11, also you can't pillage our stuff. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:03, 21 December 2019 (PST)

Sorry community, something PRETTY bad will happen on New Year.

Read title. --MCpillager12 09:27, 21 December 2019 (PST)

I hope I get a computer for Christmas --Icanttellyou (talk) 11:33, 21 December 2019 (PST)
You mean raping the wiki to the point it's unrecoverable? --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 13:26, 21 December 2019 (PST)
New year will happen a few hours later then you Russians 😉 --Icanttellyou (talk) 16:12, 21 December 2019 (PST)
Hey icanttellyou get ready because he maybe up to something --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 10:07, 22 December 2019 (PST)
I got a gift earlier than fucking December 24/25 or whatever the fuck. It's a laptop, which runs better than my main rig but downloading a 500mb file seems like 2 gigabytes. It takes so many
fucking hours, I can rip my hair out and fuck around with the laptop while it's downloading. --Undefined2 (talk) 21:26, 22 December 2019 (PST)
ok tell us are you gonna rape the wiki? --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 03:06, 31 December 2019 (PST)
im not mcpillager what are you high on crack to think that. i mite b doing other things than what you just claimed --Undefined2 (fake sig because im editing from laptop)
YOU ARE PILLAGER ACCORDING TO THE REVISIONS ALSO SIGNING IS SUPER EASY LIKE --~~~~ --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 11:13, 31 December 2019 (PST)
i am not gonna waste time making a new account, and, even if my ip was posted 300 times nobody would've ddosed it because i am not a big deal... --Pimple-Faced Bill from receiving isnt it clear as hams that i am editing from my laptop???
so nothing has ahppened on new year -Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:34, 16 January 2020 (PST)
true dat btw the raid has been canceled. 04:06, 29 January 2020 (PST)

Anti vandal extensions

Could you uhh add mw:Extension:AbuseFilter and some other anti-spam/vandal extensions? --Icanttellyou (talk) 12:27, 6 January 2020 (PST)

^^^^ --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 01:18, 8 January 2020 (PST)

Chaos on the official discord

People kept reacting all of my messages with :icanttellyou:, and then one member have set up a bot to autoreact, later an admin started hosting this bot. Now that bot is pinging me every few minutes or every few messages, another member have set up a webhook to a roblox game where they keep pinging me, and one day I woke up to 900 pings, and then the admin kept changing my username and added a role to me. Dartz can you do something about this? --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:41, 17 January 2020 (PST)

Also the webhook was spamming in the public channel, so you can tell there was chaos, also they have set up a webhook to harass me and guess what people did with the webhook, they spammed @everyone too. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:48, 17 January 2020 (PST)
I have added a screenshot of this mess. --Icanttellyou (talk) 07:14, 17 January 2020 (PST)
The mess that is going on
I dont understand whats going on --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 10:26, 19 January 2020 (PST)
I got banned from the discord for no reason, so could you unban me these faggots really hate me--Icanttellyou (talk) 21:25, 22 January 2020 (PST)
Okay !!! :-) --Undefishin (talk) 10:50, 16 December 2020 (EST)

Security questions

The security questions are always the same question: "What is the name of this wiki?"

Please add more security questions or replace it with another way of protection against bots, such as ReCaptcha.

--Undefined2 (talk) 23:09, 4 February 2020 (PST)

Add questions like who is the most known forkie or what VM has windows xp on it and stuff --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 08:18, 14 February 2020 (PST)

This wiki feels empty

No more retards vandalizing so that means no more laughing at aspies :( --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 03:50, 2 March 2020 (PST)

don't worry, there's always collabvm 2.0 --Undefined2 (talk) 05:31, 3 March 2020 (PST)

disable http for the wiki

GOD DAMN IT THE ISSUE IS BACK --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:40, 8 April 2020 (PDT)

could you add this extension?

Could you add TemplateStyles to the wiki? I would like to have this extension because then I could make more advanced templates that use advanced CSS, also could you fix VisualEditor? --Icanttellyou (talk) 06:11, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

I have installed the extension. I am not sure why Visual Editor is broken but it appears the "stable" and "beta" builds don't work on this wiki. I'll have to look more into it. Dartz (talk) 09:31, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

doesn't seem to work
[67eaa9027d65e10203978f3c] 2020-04-09 16:46:11: Fatal exception of type "Error"
--Icanttellyou (talk) 09:47, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Where are you getting that error? Dartz (talk) 09:51, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
When saving the CSS, or changing the content modal. --Icanttellyou (talk) 09:58, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Alright try saving the CSS again and let me know what the error is. Dartz (talk) 10:10, 9 April 2020 (PDT)
Now it's
[d3bf750b26d707e6a450aeaa] /w/index.php?title=Template:Blink/Blink.css&action=submit Error from line 78 of /var/www/html/w/extensions/TemplateStyles/includes/TemplateStylesContent.php: Class 'Wikimedia\CSS\Parser\Parser' not found


#0 /var/www/html/w/extensions/TemplateStyles/includes/TemplateStylesContent.php(135): TemplateStylesContent->sanitize(array)
#1 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(264): TemplateStylesContent->getParserOutput(Title, NULL, ParserOptions, boolean)
#2 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(236): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getSlotParserOutputUncached(TemplateStylesContent, boolean)
#3 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RevisionRenderer.php(215): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getSlotParserOutput(string)
#4 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RevisionRenderer.php(152): MediaWiki\Revision\RevisionRenderer->combineSlotOutput(MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#5 [internal function]: MediaWiki\Revision\RevisionRenderer->MediaWiki\Revision\{closure}(MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#6 /var/www/html/w/includes/Revision/RenderedRevision.php(198): call_user_func(Closure, MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision, array)
#7 /var/www/html/w/includes/Storage/DerivedPageDataUpdater.php(1302): MediaWiki\Revision\RenderedRevision->getRevisionParserOutput()
#8 [internal function]: MediaWiki\Storage\DerivedPageDataUpdater->getCanonicalParserOutput()
#9 /var/www/html/w/includes/edit/PreparedEdit.php(104): call_user_func(array)
#10 /var/www/html/w/includes/edit/PreparedEdit.php(119): MediaWiki\Edit\PreparedEdit->getOutput()
#11 /var/www/html/w/includes/Storage/DerivedPageDataUpdater.php(1280): MediaWiki\Edit\PreparedEdit->__get(string)
#12 /var/www/html/w/includes/page/WikiPage.php(2041): MediaWiki\Storage\DerivedPageDataUpdater->getPreparedEdit()
#13 /var/www/html/w/extensions/SpamBlacklist/includes/SpamBlacklistHooks.php(30): WikiPage->prepareContentForEdit(TemplateStylesContent)
#14 /var/www/html/w/includes/Hooks.php(174): SpamBlacklistHooks::filterMergedContent(DerivativeContext, TemplateStylesContent, Status, string, User, boolean)
#15 /var/www/html/w/includes/Hooks.php(202): Hooks::callHook(string, array, array, NULL)
#16 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(1865): Hooks::run(string, array)
#17 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(2193): EditPage->runPostMergeFilters(TemplateStylesContent, Status, User)
#18 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(1682): EditPage->internalAttemptSave(NULL, boolean)
#19 /var/www/html/w/includes/EditPage.php(706): EditPage->attemptSave(NULL)
#20 /var/www/html/w/includes/actions/EditAction.php(60): EditPage->edit()
#21 /var/www/html/w/includes/actions/SubmitAction.php(38): EditAction->show()
#22 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(519): SubmitAction->show()
#23 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(305): MediaWiki->performAction(Article, Title)
#24 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(973): MediaWiki->performRequest()
#25 /var/www/html/w/includes/MediaWiki.php(535): MediaWiki->main()
#26 /var/www/html/w/index.php(47): MediaWiki->run()
#27 {main}

--Icanttellyou (talk) 14:31, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

The bug should be fixed now. Dartz (talk) 15:15, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Extension request

Can you please add CSS to this wiki. I want to use a dark mode CSS.--NotPillage (talk) 22:32, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Dartz, he ment that you should enable $wgAllowUserCss,$wgAllowUserJs and $wgAllowSiteCSSOnRestrictedPages --Icanttellyou (talk) 23:22, 9 April 2020 (PDT)

Parsoid and file uploading seem to be broken

Hello, when trying to use VisualEditor it is unable to connect to Parsoid, also uploading files is broken too, the error I get while uploading files is

Could not open lock file for "mwstore://local-backend/local-public/c/cd/Faaa.png". Make sure your upload directory is configured correctly and your web server has permission to write to that directory. See$wgUploadDirectory for more information.

--Icanttellyou (talk) 00:53, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

The only fix could be is installing the latest wmf build of 1.35. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:53, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

fixed the file uploads Dartz (talk) 10:11, 10 April 2020 (PDT)

Is it ever possible to add this skin?

Since this skin is broken on later versions of MediaWiki and I am not sure about later versions is it possible to add this skin? link to it is [1]. --Icanttellyou (talk) 00:44, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

I am working on fixing up the theme to work with MediaWiki 1.35. Lots of deprecated functions are used. I have so far gotten it to show a blank gray page with "internal error", but right now, that's better than what I kept getting before ("Unable to handle this request"). Dartz (talk) 10:05, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

Monaco skin

I have fixed the Monaco Wikia skin to work with MediaWiki 1.35. This was sort of a rushed fix, so some features are missing, but it should be mostly working now.

There are still some errors to fix, but the skin integrates surprisingly well with the site's extensions and the theme displays very nicely with MediaWiki even 10 years later.

It SHOULD be safe to change your skin to Monaco, but I can't guarantee you will be able to switch back, so be warned.

I'll make a page soon for people to report bugs with.

Known bugs right now:

  • Broken search image
  • "TODO: Fix this" at bottom

Dartz (talk) 10:53, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

I found a bug, the mission control is misaligned --Icanttellyou (talk) 22:10, 14 April 2020 (PDT)

Faggot is vandaling pages using a vpn

The VPN is nammed Psiphon. That's it --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:15, 15 April 2020 (PDT)

Can't delete files

I tried to delete a duplicate file named File:Bonzifag.PNG and I get this error

Error deleting file: Could not create directory "mwstore://local-backend/local-deleted/6/d/6".

--Icanttellyou (talk) 21:43, 15 April 2020 (PDT)

Extension request?

The sidebar in the Monaco skin uses this News extension, without it it just says

<news limit="2"/>

--Icanttellyou (talk) 02:21, 16 April 2020 (PDT)

Will this wiki ever switch to a stable version of MediaWiki

Once the first RC for 1.35 will come out, will the wiki still continue to use git master or upgrade to the first RC for 1.35? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:50, 20 April 2020 (EDT)

Files are still broken

I can't delete files, save thumbnails without getting errors. --Icanttellyou (talk) 04:54, 20 April 2020 (EDT)

Possibly switch to beta from alpha

Once testing for WMF versions is over and once the 1.35 branches get created, will this wiki switch from alpha to beta? --Icanttellyou (talk) 03:49, 30 April 2020 (EDT)

Feature request.

It makes it hard to revert vandals when they revert a fuckton of pages and people want a dark theme, could it be possible to add these lines to LocalSettings.php?

$wgAllowUserCss = true;
$wgAllowUserJs = true;
$wgAllowSiteCSSOnRestrictedPages = true;
$wgMFSiteStylesRenderBlocking = true;

--Icanttellyou (talk) 09:36, 3 May 2020 (EDT)

thereee i added it CHOCOLATEMAN (talk) 22:31, 3 May 2020 (EDT)

3d extension missing

theres no 3d extension, there was one but i think it got removed --Kiddoface.jpg Hendicted Kiddoface.jpg 12:47, 12 May 2020 (EDT)

aight niggers --NotPillage (talk) 09:48, 25 May 2020 (EDT)

Uncle dartz can u rename me to downloadervirus123?

^ --NotPillage (talk) 06:37, 23 August 2020 (EDT)


yo --Undef1 (talk) 10:25, 3 September 2020 (EDT)


What is user vm? --Wahid2012k (talk) 09:29, 17 September 2020 (EDT)

Could we add a logo to this wiki sometime? --Matthew (talk) 12:54, 28 October 2020 (EDT)

Image uploading

When I try to upload a new revision of a old image, the new image is exactly the same as the old one. Why does this happen? --Undefishin (talk) 10:49, 16 December 2020 (EST) you need to wait some time before it updates to new version --User123 talk 21:20, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

no you have to press ctrl + F5 --Swordlink1 (talk) 13:50, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

first post in 2021

lol file (talk) 10:21, 19 June 2021 (UTC)

install this

dartz can you install Extention:CSS extention? -- User123talk 21:18, 15 July 2021 (UTC)

Added Dartz (talk) 17:12, 16 July 2021 (UTC)

fuck you retard123 file (talk) 09:01, 2 December 2021 (UTC)

dartz can you enable languages?

i think there's an extension for it or something file (talk) 10:40, 16 July 2021 (UTC)

New extension added

NewYouTube extension has been added.

Lets you embed videos from various video sharing sites like YouTube, DailyMotion, etc.



Supported sites:

  • Video & Audio
  • BitView
  • BitChute
  • DailyMotion
  • Vidlii
  • YouTube

If anyone would like a site added, let me know!

- Dartz (talk) 05:04, 17 July 2021 (UTC)

ok, for some time i was unable to edit anything --User123 talk 05:24, 17 July 2021 (UTC)

Can you add streamable? --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:23, 18 September 2021 (UTC)


why pages User:Icanttellyou and yellows111 are protected? also MediaWiki:Newsbox is not updated --User123 talk 00:31, 18 July 2021 (UTC)

As for the former, it's a long story. And for the latter, I don't know. Check the history or something. --Undefishin (talk) 16:47, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

please vote

Do you like to fork VMs?
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You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
There were 43 votes since the poll was created on 14:27, 28 July 2021.
poll-id 792EA4BAD806B779AE2B9BE61CB5629F


SLURPP KEEPS VANDALIZING WIKI PAGE "SLURPP"!!!! --Swordlink1 (talk) 18:27, 14 August 2021 (UTC)

that's his page he can edit it whenever he wants (though he should have did so on his User page) --CabMobile (talk) 19:56, 14 August 2021 (UTC)

thats like saying guest8124 can edit his own wiki page whenever he wants because its about him, and plus he keeps blanking the wiki page everytime i add content to it, that would be is annoying --Swordlink1 (talk) 19:52, 15 August 2021 (UTC)

okay actually yeah that is retarded CabMobile (talk) 20:15, 15 August 2021 (UTC)

can you delete this image?

Please delete File:Hello320200.jpg‎ becaurce it's NSFW. --User123 talk 15:25, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

I agree, I saw it and it was MEGA disgusting! --Swordlink1 (talk) 16:00, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

From: Mv (talk) 16:31, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

To: you

You are a bigger asshole than this guy.

Attachments: Hello320200.jpg

did you seriously never seen goatse before? --CabMobile (talk) 20:25, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

It's not NSFW, it's NSFL! --Swordlink1 (talk) 22:39, 16 August 2021 (UTC)

IT GOT DELETED! --Swordlink1 (talk) 16:28, 17 September 2021 (UTC)

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! only thing to do now is to unprotect my user page and revert vandalism --User123 talk 16:30, 17 September 2021 (UTC)

IT GOT DELETED FOREVER!!! 🥳🎊🎉 --Swordlink1 (talk) 17:30, 18 September 2021 (UTC)

dartz can you add this extension

Dartz can you add Extension:GoogleKnowledgeGraph? file (talk) 13:28, 17 August 2021 (UTC)4

999 articles

lol --User123 talk 17:25, 3 September 2021 (UTC)


YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Swordlink1 (talk) 20:45, 3 September 2021 (UTC)

This is going out of control!!

What the fuck just happened to the wiki!? ~~Judyhegao (talk) 18:04, 5 September 2021 (UTC)

Are you talking about the theme? --Swordlink1 (talk) 13:03, 6 September 2021 (UTC)

User-specific theme

For some reason, when I use this wiki, everything is purple with green text. But if I log out, it's gone. I created a alt account and it was still gone. --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:10, 7 September 2021 (UTC)

Can somebody fix this? I can post a screenshot if you like --Swordlink1 (talk) 18:48, 7 September 2021 (UTC)
I found this thing --Swordlink1 (talk) 18:50, 7 September 2021 (UTC)
It's fixed now --Swordlink1 (talk) 18:54, 7 September 2021 (UTC)

can someone unprotect my userpage?

also revert vandalism on my userpage. some asshole vandalismed my userpage with goatse (a.k.a the worst image EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), then a someone protected it, so i cannot edit it anymore. --User123 talk 15:39, 19 September 2021 (UTC)

you sound like you are 9 --Mv (talk) 22:30, 19 September 2021 (UTC)

he is very likely 9 file (talk) 08:05, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

it's not the worst image ever, but it is something that is bad for sure, and to the people that are calling him 9, say that to somebody who got their page vandalized with child porn on a different wiki and see what happens (only some parts sound like a 9 year old) --Swordlink1 (talk) 17:13, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

i also don't hate goatse as much as i did back then, but i still dislike it, and its bad to vandalize a wiki page goatse or not --Swordlink1 (talk) 17:19, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

nyxdote started vandalisming my userpage with goatse, so fuck you nyxdote User123 talk 21:10, 20 September 2021 (UTC)

can someone just do it -- User123 talk 17:42, 22 September 2021 (UTC)

I'll do your mom, yes yours! --Mv (talk) 17:46, 22 September 2021 (UTC)

sad truth, it's not gonna happen soon. i think you should stop trying --Swordlink1 (talk) 16:59, 23 September 2021 (UTC)

Error: Unknown error in PHP's mail() function.

When I try to send a confirmation code to my email, I always get the error in the topic name, so I decided to change my email, but I got the same error, except 2 at the same time. Can anyone fix this? Thank you.

here's the error

first of all you forgot to sign and second of all i dont think mail even worked in the first place file (talk) 13:07, 24 September 2021 (UTC)

Cannot click on apperance in user preferences after new server

It doesn't do anything. --Swordlink1 (talk) 20:49, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

should be fixed now Dartz (talk) 21:03, 28 September 2021 (UTC)

i cant Upload

im trying to upload a better version of File:Abusefag.png but its not letting me, wtf is happening file (talk) 12:52, 29 September 2021 (UTC)

Fixed Dartz (talk) 20:47, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

thank you dartz CabMobile (talk) 20:59, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

Can't move a page

I'm trying to move a page, but I get this error: --Swordlink1 (talk) 16:46, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

[d7136042801eda7021c0dbe0] /w/index.php?title=Special:MovePage&action=submit Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBQueryError: A database query error has occurred. Did you forget to run your application's database schema updater after upgrading?

Error 1146: Table 'cn_wiki.cleantalk_sfw_settings' doesn't exist (localhost)
Function: Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBConnRef::query
Query: SELECT * FROM `cleantalk_sfw_settings`


from /srv/http/

  1. 0 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->getQueryException()
  2. 1 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->getQueryExceptionAndLog()
  3. 2 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->reportQueryError()
  4. 3 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\Database->query()
  5. 4 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBConnRef->__call()
  6. 5 /srv/http/ Wikimedia\Rdbms\DBConnRef->query()
  7. 6 /srv/http/ CleantalkSFW->unversal_query()
  8. 7 /srv/http/ CTBody::ctGetSettings()
  9. 8 /srv/http/ CTBody::SendAdminEmail()
  10. 9 /srv/http/ CTHooks::onTitleMove()
  11. 10 /srv/http/ MediaWiki\HookContainer\HookContainer->callLegacyHook()
  12. 11 /srv/http/ MediaWiki\HookContainer\HookContainer->run()
  13. 12 /srv/http/ MediaWiki\HookContainer\HookRunner->onTitleMove()
  14. 13 /srv/http/ MovePage->moveUnsafe()
  15. 14 /srv/http/ MovePage->moveIfAllowed()
  16. 15 /srv/http/ MovePageForm->doSubmit()
  17. 16 /srv/http/ MovePageForm->execute()
  18. 17 /srv/http/ SpecialPage->run()
  19. 18 /srv/http/ MediaWiki\SpecialPage\SpecialPageFactory->executePath()
  20. 19 /srv/http/ MediaWiki->performRequest()
  21. 20 /srv/http/ MediaWiki->main()
  22. 21 /srv/http/ MediaWiki->run()
  23. 22 /srv/http/ wfIndexMain()
  24. 23 {main}

analyzing the error message it seems to do something with cleantalk CabMobile (talk) 20:34, 30 September 2021 (UTC)

Also a wiki admin should block nyxdote because it vandalised my user page. -- User123 talk 19:55, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

fun fact nyxdote is a moderator of the cvm discord + you deserved it :trl: CabMobile (talk) 20:17, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

I can't replicate this problem, try it again? Dartz (talk) 20:47, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

still not working, also i'm trying to move How to make a liminal space in your mind to "How to create a liminal space in your mind" --Swordlink1 (talk) 23:54, 1 October 2021 (UTC)

ya same CollabVmUser3 (talk) 19:42, 12 October 2021 (UTC)


general chat i guess.. CollabVmUser3 (talk) 19:42, 12 October 2021 (UTC)

Can you add this extension?

The extension is GetUserName. --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:05, 13 October 2021 (UTC)


I GOT A NEW SIGNATURE! --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:27, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

whats t-clock and where can i find it --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:36, 14 October 2021 (UTC) file (talk) 14:38, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

k but were talking about clocks on the toolbar not a desktop program --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:39, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

stop self promoting shit no one asked for and fuck off, thanks --Gogo268 (talk) 14:42, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

yeah, i should tell youtube to fuck off with my recommendations just because there a video in it i didnt ask for --Swordlink1 (talk) 14:46, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

at least with youtube recommendations you get something possibly useful, unlike another clock program that no one needs because every household has an clock in their own house and every operating system has a way to see what time it is. --Gogo268 (talk) 14:56, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

and check this out you troglodyte, there's a difference between just having it there (in user123's case) and just straight up shilling it (in your case here) --Gogo268 (talk) 15:04, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

"oh, you're being annoying with the advertising, so i have the right to cyberbully and harass you! haha!" --Swordlink1 (talk) 15:06, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

you're seriously pathetic for your age, and an massive immature cunt. how about you grow some balls and stop being such an whiny ass bitch? --Gogo268 (talk) 15:07, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

and this is why i hate canadians --Mv (talk) 15:10, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

yeah, i was being very annoying with the advertising, but as i said, that doesnt give you the right to harass me for such an invalid reason. bring your bullshit somewhere else, please. --Swordlink1 (talk) get the local cock extension and please stick up my ass!

What bullshit do you speak of? According to your excuse as to why it should be used, it displays miliseconds. so what? you can turn it on in the control panel regional settings, if you double click the clock since Windows 95... IT SHOWS YOU THE FUCKING MILISECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW ROCKET SCIENCE it's still useless and considering other people agree with it. it's an fact at this point. shove the clock up your ass and don't slap it on your signature like an telemarketer --Gogo268 (talk) 15:13, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

turns out you can ban people in milliseconds so i banned OP for 133742069 of them oops - yellwos i can't be assed to write a literal sig boom boom violence

well atleast i got unblocked today --Swordlink1 (talk) 11:14, 16 October 2021 (UTC)

Vote to disable the CSS extension?

It seems to be abused quite often on the wiki, so i was considering if this was a reasonable action.

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---[[User:yellows111]] [[User_talk:Yellows111]] (talk) 15:04, 14 October 2021 (UTC) £yellows

imo its being abused, just not very often --Swordlink1 (talk) 15:09, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

disabling it will cause things to break --User123 talk 15:24, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

well that would be a you problem file (talk) 15:25, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

noone used the css extension except you both so that's literally a you problem --Nephacks (talk) 15:42, 14 October 2021 (UTC)

i think we'll just have to accept the fact that it will be disabled --Swordlink1 (talk) 11:14, 16 October 2021 (UTC)

also, it won't only affects pages we make (take other pages with the animation template) but again, in the end, we can't do anything about it --Swordlink1 (talk) 16:45, 16 October 2021 (UTC)

A bit of an problem i'm having with the current state of the Wiki

I personally am getting sick of the wiki getting cluttered with pointless categories that aren't needed and amount of use of tags on an wiki page, and of course the amount of guestxxxxx pages that are about forkies that aren't any special whatsoever and don't deserve in my opinion an page on this wiki. I believe personally that something should be done against this problem so the wiki doesn't become an even bigger cesspool documenting the eldritch curses that collabvm has been thru --Gogo268 (talk) 10:40, 19 October 2021 (UTC)

i was thinking of like a "Wall of Forkies" page for all of those oneline/twolines articles filled with mostly templates --Mv (talk) 10:41, 19 October 2021 (UTC)
If the purpose of it would be to put all of the guest pages in like one long wall of forkies, i think it would get way too long and it would get abused most likely, what i think would be the right choice is to make pages only on forkies that are actually an chomo (or some actual spicy info such as the whole nina005 trilogy) and not some crying shitheads that nobody cares about. --Gogo268 (talk) 10:45, 19 October 2021 (UTC)
yeah you are probably right --Mv (talk) 10:49, 19 October 2021 (UTC)
i purged a lot of unneeded guestfag pages, i hope that at least somehow helps file (talk) 10:57, 19 October 2021 (UTC)

i think my eyes are tricking me

the main computernewb wiki was gone, it was replaced with a red box with white text saying "Can somebody the fucking war? Because every other page in this wiki might get vandalized." --Swordlink1 (talk) 15:07, 26 October 2021 (UTC)


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CabMobile (talk) 20:20, 31 October 2021 (UTC)

oh shit

i smell a raid


--Bruhfromcollabvm (talk) 08:28, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

Translate content un french

title says all J416 (talk) 12:51, 18 November 2021 (UTC)

literally most people dont even know french so its your or someone else's (who knows french) job file (talk) 13:35, 18 November 2021 (UTC)

K (closed) J416 (talk) 13:35, 23 November 2021 (UTC)

my bad i meant that some supporters (maybe BSOD, me...) do the job for new wiki users.

Also disabling autocorrector from my phone

there's too many

btw at the time you are reading this they are probably vandalizing pages right now

    09:32 	(User creation log)‎  [Unmodeco80‎; HarassmentTargettedToMDMCK10‎; Admin0fCollabVM‎; Admin0fCocllabVM‎; Admin0fCocklabVM‎]

--1otheraaa (talk) 17:34, 28 November 2021 (UTC)

help it's got worse 09:32 (User creation log)‎ [Unmodeco80‎; THIRD COLLABVM MELTDOWN‎; AnyDesk number 454 321 583‎; DN is DO NOT use it ever again!‎; Hilda2Hell‎; No, it's NOT an echo chamber out there‎;\r\Hilda2Hell‎; RevivalWiki‎; Uncoo‎; Unhildaboo‎; Undarkok‎; Wmic os where primary=1 reboot‎; Admin0fCocklabVM‎; Admin0fCocllabVM‎; Admin0fCollabVM‎; HarassmentTargettedToMDMCK10‎; -rm rf‎]

--1otheraaa (talk) 17:45, 28 November 2021 (UTC)

recent changes

28 November 2021 N 09:53 User:Racistphobe‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs adgadfgag N 09:52 User:Transphobe‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs asdfadg N 09:52 User:THIRD COLLABVM MELTDOWN‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdsdfsdfg N 09:52 User:-rm rf‎‎ 2 changes history +106‎ [1otheraaa‎ (2×)] N 09:51\r\Hilda2Hell‎ diffhist +73‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfgdsdfg N 09:51 User:Pedophobe‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfgsfg N 09:51 User:No, it's NOT an echo chamber out there‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgdfg

    09:50 	(User creation log)‎  [Wmic os where primary=1 reboot‎; Pedophobe‎; ALL ATTENTION TO PIOTR, NO ATTENTION TO MDMCK10‎; AnyDesk number 454 321 583‎; DN is DO NOT use it ever again!‎; Hilda2Hell‎; Homophobe‎; JEWISH JEWS JURINATE JEWS' LIVES MATTER (JJJJLM)‎; No, it's NOT an echo chamber out there‎; Racistphobe‎; Unmdmck10‎;\r\Hilda2Hell‎; RevivalWiki‎; THIRD COLLABVM MELTDOWN‎; Transphobe‎; Un1otheraaa‎; Uncoo‎; Undarkok‎; Unhildaboo‎; -rm rf‎]

N 09:50 User:Homophobe‎‎ 2 changes history +150‎ [1otheraaa‎ (2×)]

m   09:49 	User:1otheraaa‎ diffhist  +68‎  1otheraaa talk contribs sfgfdg

N 09:49 User:Hilda2Hell‎ diffhist +62‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfdgsdfg N 09:48 User:JEWISH JEWS JURINATE JEWS' LIVES MATTER (JJJJLM)‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs dfgdfg N 09:48 User:DN is DO NOT use it ever again!‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgsdfg N 09:48 User:AnyDesk number 454 321 583‎ diffhist +115‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgsdfg N 09:47 User:ALL ATTENTION TO PIOTR, NO ATTENTION TO MDMCK10‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs dgdg N 09:47 User:Wmic os where primary=1 reboot‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs agadfg N 09:47 User:Un1otheraaa‎ diffhist +57‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfgsfg N 09:46 User:Unmdmck10‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfsdf N 09:46 User:Undarkok‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgsfg N 09:46 User:Uncoo‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgsdfg N 09:46 User:RevivalWiki‎ diffhist +40‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sfsf

m   09:45 	User:Unmodeco80‎ diffhist  +11‎  1otheraaa talk contribs fdgsdfg
m   09:45 	Talk:Computernewb Wiki‎ diffhist  +555‎  1otheraaa talk contribs dfgsdfg

N 09:44 Category:Raiders‎ diffhist +25‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs fgdfg N 09:43 Template:Raider‎ diffhist +418‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs sgsdfdsg N 09:37 User:Unhildaboo‎ diffhist +29‎ 1otheraaa talk contribs hjbjkj

m   09:36 	File talk:Sdf‎ diffhist  −29‎  1otheraaa talk contribs sdfgsdfg Tag: Removed redirect
    09:36 	Deletion log  1otheraaa talk contribs deleted redirect User:HarassmentTargettedToMDMCK10 by overwriting ‎(Deleted to make way for move from "File talk:Sdf")
    09:36 	Move log  1otheraaa talk contribs moved page File talk:Sdf to User:HarassmentTargettedToMDMCK10 over redirect ‎(dfgsdgfsdfg)

--1otheraaa (talk) 17:53, 28 November 2021 (UTC)

only HarassmentTargettedToMDMCK10 made a edit on the wiki--1otheraaa (talk) 17:57, 28 November 2021 (UTC)

34 users--1otheraaa (talk) 18:13, 28 November 2021 (UTC)

nice they got banned

28 November 2021

    10:18 	(Deletion log)‎  [1otheraaa‎ (8×)]
    10:18 	(Move log)‎  [1otheraaa‎ (8×)]
    10:17 	User:Kekma‎‎ 2 changes history  +90‎  [Bruhfromcollabvm‎; 1otheraaa‎]
    10:17 	(Block log)‎  [Mv‎ (10×); MDMCK10‎ (22×)]

--1otheraaa (talk) 18:19, 28 November 2021 (UTC)