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VM 0b0t is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM (formerly the Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of SWF projector shell trojans and where horsefucking is the VM's (and the admin's) favorite pastime.

The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced.

The idea for this VM came from ze CHOC, that being it is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience.

The VM was introduced May 11th 2022, and the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, 2b2t.org.

The CollabNet web filter and Whitelister is also off for the VM, meaning you can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node you want, and any website (including any porn site, 2girls1cup, and even all GitHub-based malware repositories consisting primarily of Batch trojans and not completely original GDI rapists!) you please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM. The CollabVM administration team will still remain active and enforce the rules on the VM however.

The AnyOSInstallBot is also (sometimes) present on VM0 because the only rule that prohibits the installation of other operating systems onto a VM (Rule 9) is unenforced.

However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, rather a variety of NSFW content (pornography and the lot), which is why the VM0b0t screen has a blur on it by default.

It runs Windows 7 Angry Birds Edition x86 DiLshad Sys (a Windows bootleg you can get from Crustywindows), which is running on a 75GB drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. Due to the generally chaotic nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "It's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum" and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right. There are several programs and games, and other things on the VM, which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.

This also marks the return of debianguy in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?

Previous Incarnations

Operating System	Version	Time Period
Windows 7	Angry Birds Edition	2022-05-23 - Now
Windows Vista	SP2 with Extended Kernel	2022-05-11 - 2022-05-23
macOS Mojave	10.14	2021-09-26 - 2022-05-11
Windows 2000	SP4	2021-01-27 - 2021-09-26

Installed Programs on VM 0b0t (Being the Angry Birds VM as of writing)

There are numerous programs and games installed on the VM along with some pretty interesting things hidden deep in the VM. This list is not guaranteed to be 100% accurate but it certainly is not complete either. This particular list includes (but is not limited to):

A file named "opengl32.dll" (Which is Mesa3D, a software renderer) in the Downloads directory,

Approximately 8 pictures which consist of the following:

Four of them being from Sony's great hit movie and all-time classic Morbius and the first ever movie to sell over 1 trillion tickets from all over the world and be viewable in hyper-realistic 4D, one being Santa Claus, one being the VM0b0t "Duke Nukem" wallpaper, one being another wallpaper titled "Stanky Kang" and the last one being Muhammad, and finally, a URL shortcut to the NORAD Santa Tracker in the Pictures directory,

The browsers Firefox 100, Chromium 101 and Opera 12 Presto,

The programs: 7-Zip,

Adobe Photoshop CS6,

Advanced Uninstaller PRO,

Adobe Flash Player 11,

Adobe Shockwave Player,

Adobe Reader X, CCleaner,

Daemon Tools Pro Advanced,

Everything,

FileZilla,

FormatFactory,

Flash Player 32 Projector,

Java 7u4,

K-Lite Codec Pack,

HxD,

Notepad++,

USB Safely Remove,

Yahoo Messenger,

VLC,

PowerISO,

and WinUtilities,

The frameworks:

.NET Framework 1.1, 3.0, 4 Client and Extended Profile,

Some (but not all) of the Visual C++ redists (2005, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2013 and 2019),

Shortcuts to the original Angry Birds (was previously the Angry Birds mod Angry Birds 1.0.0 iPhone Edition),

and some of the Angry Birds games (Rio, Seasons, Space, Star Wars and 2), Bad Piggies,

And the default Windows games Solitaire, Minesweeper, Spider Solitaire and InkBall,

A star titled "you tried", a shortcut titled "Malware Bytes" to a variant of the rogue antivirus "AVT" called "Kaspersky" and most importantly, a briefcase titled "GO GO GADGET RAPING KIT".

MOTD

Welcome to VM0b0bt, the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM
Rules:

    ZOMG NONE!!!
    Rules 1, 2, 3, and 4 still apply
    NO COLLABNET!!!!!111

Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls

Gallery

A screenshot of the formerly Vista based 0b0t Anarchy VM.
The VM 0b0t Wallpaper.
A screenshot of the former VM0, macOS Mojave.

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-'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM (formerly the Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of SWF projector shell trojans and where horsefucking is the VM's (and the admin's) favorite pastime in which none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced. The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN|ze CHOC]], being intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience, and the VM was introduced May 11th 2022, and the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
+'''VM 0b0t''' is the first VM and the oldest Anarchy VM on CollabVM (formerly the Windows Vista VM, Mac OS Mojave VM, the Windows 2000 SP4 VM, etc...), the proud home of SWF projector shell trojans and where horsefucking is the VM's (and the admin's) favorite pastime.
+The premise of the VM is that none of the CollabVM rules (except the first 4, due to an obligation to federal law and our server host) are enforced.
-[[CollabNet|The CollabNet web filter]] and [[Whitelister|the Whitelister]] is also off for the VM, meaning you can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node if you want, and any website (<i>including any porn site, 2girls1cup, even all GitHub-based malware repositories consisting primarily of Batch trojans and not completely original GDI rapists!</i>) you please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM. The CollabVM administration team will still remain active and enforce the rules on the VM however.
+The idea for this VM came from [[CHOCOLATEMAN|ze CHOC]], that being it is intended to emulate the 2016/2017 CollabVM experience.
+The VM was introduced May 11th 2022, and the OS was replaced with Angry Birds Edition May 23rd 2022. The name is a reference to the oldest Anarchy server in Minecraft, [[Wikipedia:2b2t|2b2t.org]].
+[[CollabNet|The CollabNet web filter]] and [[Whitelister]] is also off for the VM, meaning you can join with any VPN/Proxy/Tor node you want, and any website (including any porn site, 2girls1cup, and even all GitHub-based malware repositories consisting primarily of Batch trojans and not completely original GDI rapists!) you please, and that will be the only VM you can see if you are banned from CollabVM. The CollabVM administration team will still remain active and enforce the rules on the VM however.
 The [[AnyOSInstallBot]] is also (sometimes) present on VM0 because the only rule that prohibits the installation of other operating systems onto a VM (Rule 9) is unenforced.
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 However, since CollabNet is not enforced on the VM, anyone can open up just about anything, rather a variety of NSFW content (pornography and the lot), which is why the VM0b0t screen has a blur on it by default.
-It runs [[Windows 7]] Angry Birds Edition x86 DiLshad Sys (a Windows bootleg you can get from [http://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows Crustywindows]), which is running on a 75GB drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. Due to the generally chaotic nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "It's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum" and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right.
+It runs [[Windows 7]] Angry Birds Edition x86 DiLshad Sys (a Windows bootleg you can get from [http://computernewb.com/~lily/ISOs/crustywindows Crustywindows]), which is running on a 75GB drive with 8 gigabytes of RAM. Due to the generally chaotic nature of the VM, the various shortcuts on the desktop have weird and hilarious titles. The VM has the wallpaper set by default as a poorly drawn MS Paint Duke Nukem wallpaper, in which he is saying in a speech bubble "It's time to eat shit and die and chew bubble gum" and a 0b0t watermark in the bottom right. [[VM 0b0t#Installed Programs on VM 0b0t (Being the Angry Birds VM as of writing)|There are several programs and games, and other things on the VM, which is contained in a list you can view here with this link.]]
 This also marks the return of [[debianguy]] in 2 years, and seandc02 also came back to the site after like... a year or three?