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"'''Andrej Akan'''" (aka [[jjjj]]) is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.▼
| name = Andrej Akan
| username = jjjj, Andrej, Trycs, Nina005, Dove
| nationality = Unknown
| years active = 2018 - Current
| status = Active
| problem = Yes
}}
He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: <i>[[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the Local Machine registry hive (either through regedit or the command line equivalent <code>reg</code>), or more recently, [[jjjj Ransomware]]</i>. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.▼
▲"'''Andrej Akan'''"
He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord. Sometime ago, he had a sperg fit and impersonated [[Hildaboo]] '''because he can't patch some ransomware he didn't make'''.▼
▲He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either:
▲He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord.
He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)]]
==Trivia==
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> -- '''''New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom'''''▼
▲* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
* He has no idea what "kupteraz" means.
* He doesn't know what "cum" or "router" means.
=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===
* YouTube channel:
: Known names:
* Discord account:
: previous:
: current:
: Known names:
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* GitHub account:
: current:
==== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ====
=== Troll ===
He constantly abused Discord's user reporting system to terminate random users he doesn't like and one of the many people he keeps rent free inside his head, e.g.
=== Annoyance ===
===jjjj===
<gallery>
File: autism1.png | jjjj loving himself, saying that [[Hеndicted]] is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism2.png | jjjj getting angry because [[Hеndicted]] is not letting him forkie the VM.
File: autism3.png | jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
File: autism4.png | jjjj talking to himself.
File: autism5.png | jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.
File: autism6.png | jjjj saying that he is the best.
File: autism7.png | jjjj saying that [[Dartz]] is gay.
File: OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg | jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File: Nikobellic.PNG | jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File: hisnyxniggeranus.png |
</gallery>
== Citations ==
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