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jjjj is <s>[[Andrej Akan]] and</s> [[Trycs]] (also one of [[Nina005]]'s many personalities) and [[Andrej Akan]] is [[Nina005]]. He is responsible for leaking Coo's credit card information.


if you want to troll him (t. give him attention, lmao retards) spam jjjj has schizophrenia and his alterego is nina005 in the chat
jjjj is [[Andrej Akan]] and [[Nina005]].

Coo and Lukasbiaduni tricked this faggot and he got so mad he leaked Coo's credit card, which was a pre-paid Visa CC, LMAO

if you want to troll him spam 38.146.55.37, Pakistan, or https://computernewb.com/w/images/e/e6/So_called_andrej_face.jpg in the chat


[[File:so called andrej face.jpg|thumb|200px|jjjj's "face"]]
[[File:so called andrej face.jpg|thumb|200px|jjjj's "face"]]
[[File:Dartznickname.png|thumb|200px|jjjj pretending to be Dartz.]]
[[File:Dartznickname.png|thumb|200px|jjjj pretending to be Dartz]]
[[File:Sameips.png|thumb|200px|jjjj impersonating others, then being caught by Holy Network Adapter.]]
[[File:Sameips.png|thumb|200px|jjjj impersonating others, then being caught by Holy Network Adapter]]


==Facts about him==
==Facts about him==
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*'''''He is an internet troll meaning you shouldn't interact with him.'''''
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*He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it (also use as a weapon) in an attempt to get them off the site.

*He hates Microshaft Windows 10, now loves [[Linux]] (in reality, he actually uses windows 10, claims to use "JanusOS")
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*He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it in an attempt to get them off the site, and other people to abuse that information for god knows what.
*He loves to say something like "Lumpy HTF: I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "Lumpy HTF: THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!". (Lumpy HTF is swordlink1's alias on UserVM. Remember kids, GTA and HTF (Happy Tree Friends) is good! And now jjjj is impersonating me with that alias now. God damn it.)
*He loves to impersonate people and say things like "I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!"
*He also hates the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno
*He also likes autism and being autistic, Wow, what a piece of crap
*He also "hates" the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno.
*He also occasionally impersonates people.
*He wants to break [[Hildaboo]]'s (and everyone else's) skull
*He wants to break [[Hildaboo]]'s (and everyone else's) skull
*He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
*He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
*He claims that he made everyone (which is false)
*He claims that he made everyone
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*Does not care about anyone except Janus, himself and his schizophrenic friends.
*He thinks more RAM the better, what a no-lifer.
*He watches Fairy Odd Parents 24/7
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*Does not care about anyone except Janus and himself.
*Forkies others just so he can do that crap
*Hates Windows themes.
*Claims to live in Pakistan but because he is actually [[Andrej Akan|Andrej]] that means he lives in Croatia.
*Claims to live in Pakistan but because he is actually [[Andrej Akan|Andrej]] that means he lives in Croatia.
*Claims to work for Janus Cybercrime Solutions
*Claims to work for Janus Cybercrime Solutions
*Keeps running regedit to delete system keys and spams Windows Explorer which irritates other users
*Keeps running regedit to delete system keys and spams Windows Explorer which irritates other users
*Keeps running shitty modified Petya/Goldeneye called [[jjjj Ransomware]]
*Keeps running shitty modified Petya/Goldeneye called [[jjjj Ransomware]]
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*His mother's name is Nikolina Mihaljević.
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*Claims to hate BFDI despite being a objectfag.
*He has a Acer Aspire 3 laptop, with Windows 11.
*He was born in October 18th, 2005.
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*He lives in Zagreb-Novi Zagreb.
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*His name is Andrej Mihaljević.
*He has brainwashed a lot of people and converted them into his fans, and they're likely not multiple tabs.
*He makes people feel unsafe and uncomfortable by sending them death threats.
*Despite what it might seem like, he's very smart with his persona. He can continously troll people, to get them to turn around to him, and make them waste their time on him, when they could be doing something else. This happened to Lumpy HTF!
*jjjj was discussing with Guestphobe on how to deploy a VNC server (TightVNC) onto my PC, in order to "destroy it". Luckily, I saw the messages, Guestphobe wasn't the one who wanted to destroy my PC, and it never worked.

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*His socials are located [https://orangecodec.fandom.com/wiki/User:Nina005vector?oldid=716 here]. If the revision is deleted, then his socials are backed up at File:Jjjjsocials.png
*His socials are located [https://orangecodec.fandom.com/wiki/User:Nina005vector?oldid=716 here]. If the revision is deleted, then his socials are backed up at File:Jjjjsocials.png
*His objectfag aliasas (according to his deviantart) are: Sandra Bug Productions, Sandra Vivian Janette and Leia POE, JanetteTheCuteGirl, Belinea Computer and MBTOT2022.
*His objectfag aliasas (according to his deviantart) are: Sandra Bug Productions, Sandra Vivian Janette and Leia POE, JanetteTheCuteGirl, Belinea Computer and MBTOT2022.
*He owns something called "Orange Codec". It is a subreddit and a Fandom wiki.
*He owns something called "Orange Codec". It is a subreddit and a Fandom wiki.
*His personality is completely different outside of Computernewb itself, being a objectfag and gofag.
*His personality is completely different outside of Computernewb itself, being a objectfag and gofag, and is actually nice.
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*Claims to hate BFDI despite being a objectfag.
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*'''''He is an internet troll meaning you shouldn't interact with him.'''''
*He has a Acer Aspire 3 laptop, with Windows 11.
*He can't admit he's Nina005.

== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ==
== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ==
Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv is Andrej Akan's Twitter/Instagram/etc account.
Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv is Andrej Akan's Twitter/Instagram/etc account.
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Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face.
Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face.

==jjjj leaks==
JJJJ not only impersonates and is a fag, but ALSO GOT HIS RANSOMWARE FUCKING LEAKED!

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His mother's name is Nikolina Mihaljević.

<s>https://www.mediafire.com/file/gkezrso7u4hmmj1/expetr-decryptable.zip/file</s>{{DeadLink}}

WARNING: This is NotPetya (decryptable) ransomware. I take NO RESPONSIBILITY for any damages.

It's basically a copypasta of the original [[Petya]].

idk the fucking key lol but its decryptable

He was born in October 18th, 2005.

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He lives in Zagreb-Novi Zagreb.

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His name is Andrej Mihaljević.


==Gallery of autism==
==Gallery of autism==
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OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg|jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
OH NOOOOO MY BOTNET.jpg|jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
File:Nikobellic.PNG|jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File:Nikobellic.PNG|jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko '''Belic'''" god, rather than calling Janus god.
File:hisnyxniggeranus.png|jjjj claiming that he is [[Goatse|The Goatman]].
File:hisnyxniggeranus.png|jjjj tossing a fine Word Salad about [[Nyxdote]].
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Latest revision as of 07:26, 5 May 2024

jjjj is Andrej Akan and Trycs (also one of Nina005's many personalities) and Andrej Akan is Nina005. He is responsible for leaking Coo's credit card information.

if you want to troll him (t. give him attention, lmao retards) spam jjjj has schizophrenia and his alterego is nina005 in the chat

jjjj's "face"
jjjj pretending to be Dartz
jjjj impersonating others, then being caught by Holy Network Adapter

Facts about him

  • He is an internet troll meaning you shouldn't interact with him.
  • He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it in an attempt to get them off the site, and other people to abuse that information for god knows what.
  • He loves to impersonate people and say things like "I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!"
  • He also "hates" the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno.
  • He wants to break Hildaboo's (and everyone else's) skull
  • He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
  • He claims that he made everyone
  • Does not care about anyone except Janus, himself and his schizophrenic friends.
  • Claims to live in Pakistan but because he is actually Andrej that means he lives in Croatia.
  • Claims to work for Janus Cybercrime Solutions
  • Keeps running regedit to delete system keys and spams Windows Explorer which irritates other users
  • Keeps running shitty modified Petya/Goldeneye called jjjj Ransomware
  • His mother's name is Nikolina Mihaljević.
  • He was born in October 18th, 2005.
  • He lives in Zagreb-Novi Zagreb.
  • His name is Andrej Mihaljević.
  • He has brainwashed a lot of people and converted them into his fans, and they're likely not multiple tabs.
  • He makes people feel unsafe and uncomfortable by sending them death threats.
  • Despite what it might seem like, he's very smart with his persona. He can continously troll people, to get them to turn around to him, and make them waste their time on him, when they could be doing something else. This happened to Lumpy HTF!
  • jjjj was discussing with Guestphobe on how to deploy a VNC server (TightVNC) onto my PC, in order to "destroy it". Luckily, I saw the messages, Guestphobe wasn't the one who wanted to destroy my PC, and it never worked.
  • His socials are located here. If the revision is deleted, then his socials are backed up at File:Jjjjsocials.png
  • His objectfag aliasas (according to his deviantart) are: Sandra Bug Productions, Sandra Vivian Janette and Leia POE, JanetteTheCuteGirl, Belinea Computer and MBTOT2022.
  • He owns something called "Orange Codec". It is a subreddit and a Fandom wiki.
  • His personality is completely different outside of Computernewb itself, being a objectfag and gofag, and is actually nice.
  • Claims to hate BFDI despite being a objectfag.
  • He has a Acer Aspire 3 laptop, with Windows 11.
  • He can't admit he's Nina005.

About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram

Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv is Andrej Akan's Twitter/Instagram/etc account.

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet, which only makes you look bad, or in your words, retarded.

Andrej Akan lives in Croatia while the person behind that Twitter/Instagram account lives in Scotland.

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face.

Gallery of autism

  • jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.

    jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.

  • jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj talking to himself.

    jjjj talking to himself.

  • jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

    jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

  • jjjj saying that he is the best.

    jjjj saying that he is the best.

  • jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

    jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

  • jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

    jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

  • jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

    jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

  • jjjj tossing a fine Word Salad about Nyxdote.

    jjjj tossing a fine Word Salad about Nyxdote.

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