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This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!

All mentions of the R word, N word, and the F slur have been censored for obvious reasons. Don't mind the excessive amount of the aforementioned words, it's a byproduct of how CollabVM culture was back in the day.

2016

CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
Wulf715▸ AHHA
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK
Keurig▸ welpers
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen
Wulf715▸ sorry
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one
Wulf715▸ ok
Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always

CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!

Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016)

Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
guest1337▸PORN
guest1337▸MORE PORN
guest1337▸PORN
guest1337▸YAY
guest1337▸PORN

Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016)

guest68876▸Dinkleburg
guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick
guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while
guest68876▸CHOC
Chinigan▸meow
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS
guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK
guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend>
Technoturnovers▸whut
Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker
guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND
Technoturnovers▸what the fuck
guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER
Technoturnovers▸are you high
guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS
Technoturnovers▸no thank you
guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE
guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK
Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks
guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL
guest68876▸DONT MIND
Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8
guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF
guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU
guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE
Technoturnovers▸kekle no
Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout
Technoturnovers▸*about
guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER
guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS
Technoturnovers▸no
guest68876▸YES
Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^)
guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT
guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL
Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl?
guest68876▸WE ARE NOT
Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying
guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM
Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you <poptart>
Chinigan▸>psvita
guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING <restart>ED
Chinigan▸kek
Technoturnovers▸>projecting
guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL
Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here
guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do?
Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest
guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v
guest68876▸?
guest68876▸DID HE
Technoturnovers▸i like tuna
Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty
Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some?
guest68876▸FATHER TUNA
guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA
Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father
Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans
guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸??
Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine
Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME
Technoturnovers▸oh
guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT
guest68876▸YOU <nice person>
Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^)
guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE
Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some
guest68876▸CHOCO
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337
guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra
Dinkleberg left
Technoturnovers▸lol
guest68876▸and where is the orge's source
Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest
guest68876▸Shrek's Source
Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck
Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy?
guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source
Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies
Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program
guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source
Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams
Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat
Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM
guest68876▸WOO
guest68876▸WHO?
Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY
guest68876▸GIGGITY
guest68876▸CHOCO
guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER
Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks
guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE
Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy?
guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck
Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere
Technoturnovers▸french orgy?
Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes
guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley
Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er?
guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses
guest68876▸go upgrade <friend>
Technoturnovers▸OS SEX?
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸NO
guest68876▸IT IS OS X
guest68876▸NOT OS XXX
Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird
guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX
Technoturnovers▸that exists?
guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro
guest68876▸I DO NOT
guest68876▸YOU DO
Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;)
Ctrl joined
Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american
Ctrl left
Technoturnovers▸blacked panther?
Technoturnovers▸whoa
guest68876▸HEY TECHNO
Ctrl joined
Technoturnovers▸what?
guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED
guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT
guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
SUCKA▸
THE▸
COCKA▸
COCKA left. Ctrl joined
VOTE▸
TRUMP▸
TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined
guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP
VOTE▸
TRUMP▸
Chinigan▸hi ctrl!
Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump?
Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that
guest68876▸Well
guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH
guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419
guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND
Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther
CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it
guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther
CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war
guest68876▸10.6
guest68876▸.66
Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther?
Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man
Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc?
CtrLALtDeLEte left
guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead
Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X
guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther"
guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X
Technoturnovers▸>projecting
Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else
guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob
Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you
guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly
guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299
CtrLALtDeLEte joined
CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will
CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds
CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard*
CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug
guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files
Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse?
Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious
Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude?
Guest leaves the chat

The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016)

Technoturnovers▸oh noes
Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before

Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
Technoturnovers▸k
Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
Technoturnovers▸oh no
Technoturnovers▸no no
Technoturnovers▸fuck you
CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick

Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)

Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true

Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)

Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
Ctrl▸Or what
Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
Ctrl▸Like I care lol

Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016)

patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods
wewlad: not dinkle
wewlad: that guy is a <restart>
Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one
patrick: don't get heated
wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles
wewlad: really smart guy
Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a <restart> to try to trigger them
Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a <restart>
wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works
wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too
Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works
Dinkleberg: ze lag
patrick: nice turnbomb
Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?
wewlad: >turn bombing
wewlad: >being this mad
Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad
wewlad: that's right
wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy
wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords
Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass
Dinkleberg: wew<friend>
wewlad: seems like it
wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?
Dinkleberg: because
Dinkleberg: i fucking can
Dinkleberg: that's why
wewlad: ah
wewlad: so you are a <restart>
wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy
Dinkleberg: ah
wewlad: gotcha
Dinkleberg: i have tor
wewlad: >i have tor
wewlad: LOL
Dinkleberg: hurr durr
Dinkleberg: tor is botnet
wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism
wewlad: you really are
wewlad: the hardest of core hacker
wewlad: you are the next lizard squad
Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing
patrick: shut the fuck up you two
wewlad: lol?
wewlad: you just want attention
Dinkleberg: no
Dinkleberg: i dont
wewlad: you do
Dinkleberg: you want attention
Dinkleberg: by insulting me
wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible
Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you
wewlad: lmao
wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION
Dinkleberg: yes you do
wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE
FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT
wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE
FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people
wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS
Dinkleberg: and call them <restart>s?
wewlad: it's entertaining?
wewlad: not really attention seeking
Dinkleberg: Roblox?
Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay
wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: o rly
Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then
dan: roblox
dan: cox
wewlad: being this literal
wewlad: what is autism
Dinkleberg: being this salty
Dinkleberg: what is trolling
wewlad: you're not trolling
wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad
Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling
wewlad: you are this autistic
wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes
wewlad: you go to 8chan for support
wewlad: like what is wrong with you
wewlad: you're a living meme
Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username
wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't
wewlad: >this level of autism
Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll?
Dinkleberg: nope
Garry12gg: OK.
wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash
Dinkleberg: no we arent
Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of <restart>ed skids
wewlad: >arent
wewlad: >implying you're not a skid
Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend>
Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up
Dinkleberg: you cuck
wewlad: >cuck
wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means
FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc
Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.
wewlad voted no.
Garry12gg voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care
Garry12gg: LOL
FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist
FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas
dan voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.
patrick voted yes.
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en
FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles
FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed

2017

"A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier)

Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸stop
Windows98_SE▸too good
LoveEevee▸nice
guest63797▸im a girl
Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop
guest63797▸i didnt set it
Windows98_SE▸I did ik
Windows98_SE▸ooh
Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink
guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98
Windows98_SE▸:)
Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you
Windows98_SE▸oh
Windows98_SE▸you mean the os
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸why
Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER
guest63797▸yes messing with the colors
Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT
Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser
Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6
Windows98_SE▸what
Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes
guest63797▸might as well get a pink t
Windows98_SE▸nah
Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine
Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks
Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah
guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha
Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible
Windows98_SE▸as possible*
Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot
Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large
Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9
guest19329▸size 100
Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white
Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9
guest19329▸Windows 9?
Windows98_SE▸windows 10
Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9
guest19329▸ur right
guest19329▸should be win 9
guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names
guest19329▸upload
guest19329▸it
guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter
Windows98_SE▸what
Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter
Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat
Windows98_SE▸e
Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack
guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter
Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy
eneness▸is this the theme?
Windows98_SE▸yes
eneness▸will it work on win10
guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os
Windows98_SE▸umm
Windows98_SE▸no
eneness▸ok
guest19329▸ill just upgrade it
Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic
guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary?
Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy
guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad
Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary
Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished
Windows98_SE▸ther
guest19329▸funny
Windows98_SE▸e
Windows98_SE▸that's better
guest19329▸get rid of it
Windows98_SE▸what is "it"
Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub
guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you
Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account
Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz
guest19329▸God
guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real
Windows98_SE▸what file
guest19329▸It's the secret administrator...
Windows98_SE▸nah
Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer
Windows98_SE▸there*
guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default
Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes
Windows98_SE▸what the hell
guest63797▸u r a plumber
Windows98_SE▸no
Windows98_SE▸that's merio
Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel

"Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate
Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler
Windows98_SE▸installer*
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium
CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free
CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium???
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit?
Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001.
Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to
CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001??????
Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT
CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM
CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD
LoveEevee▸>2012
LoveEevee▸>recent
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online
CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy
Garry12gg▸Yup.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus
Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled
CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator
Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so
CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button
CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in
CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸>Prounced
LoveEevee▸murrican education
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex
LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie
CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone
Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long
CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking
CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file
CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature
gordy12gg▸no
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program
CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize
Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2
CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program
Windows98_SE▸yeah, really
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list
gordy12gg▸yup
LoveEevee▸>Since Last On
CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy
LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english
CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly
CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work
CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look
CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo
LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack
gordy12gg▸use chrome
CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop
CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k
CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03
LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper
Windows98_SE▸what the shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me
Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal
LoveEevee▸CRINGE
Garry12gg▸Yup.
guest6372▸ass
CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina
Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire
Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end
Ctrl▸Until you remove it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun
LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable
LoveEevee▸what now <friend>
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program
LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff
CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus
Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM.
Windows98_SE voted yes.
CHOCOLATEMAN voted no.
LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe
LoveEevee voted no.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee
Windows98_SE▸there
Windows98_SE▸it works now
CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this
CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy
Ctrl voted no.
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit
Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish
gordy12gg▸eevee
CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish
gordy12gg▸yup
CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends
gordy12gg▸^
gordy12gg▸snap
LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy
gordy12gg▸theres my bot

Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017)

Original Description: Why does choco hate linux so much?

Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x
bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues
Shitface titty fart▸heh
LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10
Technoturnovers▸they work like shit
LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^)
Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows
CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10
Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit
Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all?
LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED
Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!)
Technoturnovers▸literally no reason
Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows
Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place
CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs
Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes
Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't
Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows
Technoturnovers▸*bit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit
Ctrl▸Butt progs
Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs
CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile
Vanilla left
Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide
Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk
Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984
CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected
Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say
Shitface titty fart▸Same thing
Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX
CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope
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Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you
CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls
Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time
Ctrl▸>linux
Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao
Ctrl▸>windows
Ctrl▸>not temploeos
Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you
Ctrl▸Die unholy scum
Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling
Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you
Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu
CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb
Ctrl▸I know
CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu
Ctrl▸I watched the stream
CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos
Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu
Technoturnovers▸it works fine
CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend>
CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos
Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS
Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nice person>ed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux
Technoturnovers▸im not
Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang
Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is
Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody
Technoturnovers▸>140 iq
Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ
Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names
CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with
Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts
Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian
Shitface titty fart▸are you <restart>ed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind
Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american
Technoturnovers▸jesus
Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name
Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian
Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that
Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you
Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk
Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them
Ctrl▸LMOS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic
Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game
Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does
Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY
Ctrl▸Wtf techno
Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED
Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin
Shitface titty fart▸x
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight
CHOCOLATEMAN▸:(
Vanilla▸>isis
Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say
Vanilla▸i like isis
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis
Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing
CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too?
Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis
Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu
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Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos
CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant
Ctrl▸What else is new
CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend>
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol
Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt
Vanilla left
Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD
CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee
CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password
Vanilla joined
Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS
LoveEevee▸noo
Shitface titty fart▸yes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us
Shitface titty fart▸you shekel
bcd29x_8.1▸gibe
LoveEevee▸alright
LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made
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Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed
LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though
Ctrl▸Green is my pepper
LoveEevee▸yes
bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed
Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck
LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now
CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux
Ctrl left
Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent
Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop
LoveEevee▸>photoshop
LoveEevee▸>on loonix
LoveEevee▸in your dreams
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD
Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that
Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew
Vanilla joined
guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM.
bcd29x_8.1 voted no.
Shitface titty fart voted no.
LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine
bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^)
Vanilla voted no.
Shitface titty fart▸It does
LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit
bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo
Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks
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Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc
cutebot2 left
Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games
Vanilla▸on collabvm?
Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs
Vanilla▸lol
Ctrl joined
bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you
bcd29x_8.1▸:
CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks"
bcd29x_8.1▸^
bcd29x_8.1▸)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't
CHOCOLATEMAN▸run
Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg
Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error
Shitface titty fart▸No you havent
bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites
CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have
Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM
Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn
Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet
Shitface titty fart▸Yes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops
Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that
Vanilla left
Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸;)))))))))
Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
CHOCOLATEMAN▸somehow even worse

Note: The last line was added because it was omitted in the original transcript, as confirmed by CHOCOLATEMAN himself.

Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017)

hannah▸if all else fails, memtest

2018

Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)

Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!
Wulf715▸what the hell
Wulf715▸we didnt do shit
Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T
Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID
Wulf715▸who
Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]
Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it

2020

Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live (January 2020)

The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.

http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log

Note: This link doesn't work anymore. The original log file is unfortunately since permanently lost to time.

2021

Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable
CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all
Wulf715▸uhhhhhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like
CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now

Andrej vehemently defends his authorship of Bouncer and gets his ass kicked by the motherfuckin' CHOC (August 2021)

20:33:15.722Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: jesus christ this dude is STILL going?
20:33:19.111Z @NAEM: and use ur amuzing network
20:33:23.113Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN I MADE U
20:33:23.355Z @NAEM: yeah it is
20:33:26.624Z @Blockhead: chocolate rain
20:33:27.035Z @NAEM: SHUT UP
20:33:33.389Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you people are fucking killing me over here lol
20:33:44.188Z @aaa: choco is dying
20:33:45.554Z @NAEM: jjjj is shit
20:33:48.784Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can't wait for the new version of the server so your skidded stolen bullshit won't work anymore
20:33:51.106Z @NonSense: shut up
20:33:56.413Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what stolen?
20:33:58.766Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: what is stolen?
20:34:01.768Z @Blockhead: oh wow guest3634 is such a asshole can you believe it?
20:34:03.403Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: bouncer lol
20:34:08.361Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: <friend> bot?
20:34:13.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you stole it home skillet
20:34:20.787Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you didnt write a single line of that program lol
20:34:23.946Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: prove it
20:34:36.304Z @NAEM: choco
20:34:37.475Z @aaa: wow! "DFU RAPE EDITION" (user) is so utterly <restart>ed! can you believe it?
20:34:38.860Z @NAEM: vs andrj
20:34:50.681Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how about you prove you wrote it right now lol
20:34:53.737Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i dare you to prove it
20:34:55.317Z @Blockhead: the only good types of bots are the ones who dont spam votes and instead act like general darian
20:34:58.549Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: how to prove?
20:35:05.154Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: figure it out <friend>
20:35:09.241Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you made it didn't you
20:35:12.022Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be able to prove it
20:35:12.175Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: you are <friend>
20:35:16.899Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: i made u too
20:35:21.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so you made a <friend>
20:35:23.533Z @NAEM: im need emojis on collabvm
20:35:24.045Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ?
20:35:28.429Z @aaa: thing im doing is trying to get this memz<friend> off the vm
20:35:28.744Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: yes
20:35:30.918Z @NonSense: yea
20:35:35.455Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why are you making <friend>s gaylord
20:35:35.906Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lmao
20:35:37.951Z @jjjjbot_2085359043: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.178Z @jjjjbot_2005257155: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.274Z @jjjjbot_1248619435: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:38.965Z @jjjjbot_224355879: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:40.086Z @jjjjbot_348708989: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:41.058Z @jjjjbot_1471929080: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:42.572Z @jjjjbot_2026035399: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:42.725Z @jjjjbot_66075700: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:43.819Z @jjjjbot_1874297148: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:44.033Z @jjjjbot_2070286621: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:44.118Z @jjjjbot_662509644: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:45.600Z @jjjjbot_1153445125: CIRNO SUCKS! AND I MADE CHOCOLATEMAN!
20:35:48.602Z @NonSense: *angry emoji*
20:35:52.910Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you hate cirno because you hate women lol
20:35:55.426Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: not surprised
20:36:01.512Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you aint into em
20:36:02.602Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's fine
20:36:23.395Z @NAEM: i think he left
20:36:25.355Z @NAEM: is he gone?
20:37:04.020Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CHOCOLATEMAN
20:37:07.515Z @DFU RAPE EDITION: CIRNO IS GAY
20:37:10.631Z @NonSense: *ok emoji*
20:37:14.491Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah all touhous are gay
20:37:16.038Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats your point lol
20:37:18.355Z @aaa: https://computernewb.com/w/index.php?title=Janusbot&action=edit
20:37:27.569Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you should be into gay girls <friend>
20:37:32.195Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's the straightest thing ever
20:37:50.136Z @aaa: Dang!
20:37:52.648Z @NAEM: yea
20:37:54.942Z @NAEM: he kinda left
20:37:56.172Z @NAEM: :trl:
20:38:14.334Z @jjjj: choc i made u
20:38:17.069Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: he couldn't handle the truth
20:38:26.900Z @IDIOT: U ARE MISTAKE
20:38:28.683Z @aaa: the main vms are the only safe places now
20:38:29.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i made DN
20:38:48.564Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: can you make DN, jjjj
20:38:53.660Z @NAEM: omg
20:38:56.078Z @NAEM: jjjj is
20:39:19.248Z @aaa: i made print("HELLOWORLD") in lua, can you do it?
20:39:25.670Z @NAEM: jjjj died
20:39:27.626Z @IM GAY: HOW I WOULD MAKE A DN ABOUT A BOT?
20:39:32.927Z @NAEM: yes
20:39:36.358Z @NAEM: your surely gay
20:39:37.331Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you suck
20:39:44.747Z @NAEM: get out
20:39:45.849Z @NAEM: jjjj
20:40:32.767Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: your skidded  stolen bot plays kazoo with my asshole
20:40:49.238Z @IM GAY: CHOCOLATEMAN
20:40:56.927Z @jjjj: I MADE U
20:40:58.968Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: what's up
20:41:14.303Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: if i'm gay i guess the genes  passed on then
20:41:14.875Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: huh
20:41:18.279Z @jjjj: I have janus botnet about 20000000000000000000000 ZETABYTES
20:41:26.025Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so does my dick
20:41:34.036Z @jjjj: you don't have dick idiot
20:41:40.464Z @Blockhead: what happened to chocolateman's software? (aka chocovirus)
20:41:41.009Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: so i'm a girl?
20:41:44.307Z @jjjj: no
20:41:46.138Z @jjjj: u are bot
20:41:52.674Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: how can a bot have a sexuality lol
20:42:03.537Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep saying, "WELL I HAVE JANUS BOTNET!"
20:42:04.481Z @jjjj: u are chocolateman
20:42:07.161Z @jjjj: a bot
20:42:08.068Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well dude, everybody has an anus
20:42:08.583Z @Blockhead: jjjj your mom looks like
20:42:10.568Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: you're not special
20:42:13.360Z @Blockhead: brian peppers
20:42:20.479Z @jjjj: choc
20:42:26.774Z @jjjj: u know how i connect 100 bots?
20:42:38.250Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah lol i literally fixed it
20:42:46.396Z @jjjj: how?
20:42:47.430Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: thats why you do it on uservm
20:42:48.009Z @aaa: previously, Janus botnet takes down Google with 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:42:51.153Z @guest26886: can someone make their own hex editor
20:42:51.932Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol
20:43:00.935Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why the hell would i say
20:43:03.963Z @jjjj: choc how u fixed it?
20:43:07.305Z @jjjj: u didn't
20:43:23.524Z @jjjj: is about user agent?
20:43:49.256Z @jjjj: chocolate<friend>
20:44:09.889Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and you keep going
20:44:11.835Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: "I HAVE JANUS!"
20:44:15.517Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: well you know what dude
20:44:17.955Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: EVERYBODY's got an anus
20:44:23.428Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why do you think you should be given an award
20:44:30.169Z @jjjj: Fool
20:44:33.077Z @Blockhead: janus?
20:44:37.064Z @jjjj: i talk about Janus cybercrime solutions
20:44:38.065Z @Blockhead: MORE LIKE ANUS
20:44:40.479Z @Blockhead: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:44:48.163Z @jjjj: <nice person>
20:44:51.286Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: why would you call your cybercrime solutions "anus"
20:44:54.616Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that seems weird
20:44:59.117Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: weird ass name
20:45:32.733Z @jjjj: i said janus
20:45:43.631Z @Blockhead: without the j
20:45:49.670Z @Blockhead: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHCOUGH COUGH
20:45:54.238Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah you said anus
20:45:56.766Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i repeated it right back to you
20:45:59.541Z @jjjj: i said janus
20:46:03.758Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah that's what i said
20:46:04.145Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: anus
20:46:09.638Z @jjjj: JANUS FOOL
20:46:15.442Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
20:46:15.867Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: ANUS
20:46:19.151Z @Blockhead: remove the j
20:46:19.521Z @jjjj: I MADE U AND I CAN DESTROY YOU
20:46:25.369Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do it
20:46:31.113Z @Blockhead: jjjj you made nothing
20:46:36.618Z @jjjj: i made chocolateman
20:46:47.277Z @Blockhead: also i heard jjjj likes lemonparty
20:46:53.166Z @Russ: i cant get into any vms except this vm
20:46:59.959Z @Butthead: Uhh... heheheheh
20:47:02.116Z @Butthead: He said "Anus"
20:47:02.256Z @jjjj: hey chocolateman
20:47:03.927Z @Butthead: Uhuhuhuhuhuh
20:47:08.570Z @jjjj: u know DFU RAPE EDITION?
20:47:15.279Z @Blockhead: more like autism
20:47:17.438Z @Butthead: Uhhh...huhuhuhuhu
20:47:19.201Z @Butthead: He said "RAPE"
20:47:21.252Z @Butthead: Huhuhuhuhuhu
20:47:27.950Z @jjjj: fuck off
20:47:34.647Z @jjjj: @chocolateman u know dfu rape edition?
20:47:40.330Z @Butthead: Uhhh.... huhuhuhu
20:47:46.400Z @Butthead: Are you, like, coming onto me? Uhuhuhuh
20:47:46.891Z @jjjj: answer or gay
20:47:49.263Z @Blockhead: lets sing <restart> bus for jjjj!
20:47:56.973Z @Blockhead: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus!
20:47:57.208Z @aaa: Yooooo!
20:48:03.958Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: yeah sure
20:48:07.506Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: i know about it
20:48:09.906Z @jjjj: u know him?
20:48:13.427Z @jjjj: who is him?
20:48:17.070Z @aaa: let's sing: <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus, <restart> bus! (for jjjj) (Unfunny)
20:48:45.570Z @Butthead: Uhhhh... like, jjjj, are you like,
20:48:48.458Z @Butthead: gay or something? Uhhuhuhuhhu
20:48:48.555Z @jjjj: @CHOCOLATEMAN
20:48:56.891Z @jjjj: tell me who is DFU RAPE EDITION
20:49:04.398Z @aaa: Ass
20:49:07.880Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: are you a pedo now lol
20:49:10.669Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: DFU is a minor
20:49:34.528Z @jjjj: fool
20:49:41.531Z @jjjj: someone called dfu rape edition
20:49:47.637Z @Blockhead: bob pony are you drunk
20:49:52.588Z @jjjjbot_393770458: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.205Z @jjjjbot_1793081910: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.299Z @jjjjbot_492726993: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:53.511Z @jjjjbot_697181991: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:55.013Z @jjjjbot_520047165: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:55.080Z @jjjjbot_1447277783: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:56.524Z @jjjjbot_271275976: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:56.807Z @jjjjbot_458799924: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:57.732Z @jjjjbot_2054100849: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:58.537Z @jjjjbot_958200930: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:49:59.094Z @jjjjbot_218494260: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:00.437Z @jjjjbot_334381845: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:00.562Z @jjjjbot_602007681: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:02.531Z @jjjjbot_924273861: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:06.335Z @jjjjbot_283523726: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:06.585Z @jjjjbot_114854425: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:07.530Z @jjjjbot_498367846: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:07.607Z @jjjjbot_1096725387: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:08.115Z @jjjjbot_1872217754: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:10.087Z @jjjjbot_946910733: CIRNO SUCKS! AND JANUS BOTNET TAKES DOWN GOOGLE WITH 2.5 TBPS DDOS!
20:50:28.334Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: whats the ANUS BOTNET
20:50:31.374Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: and why does cirno suck
20:50:42.004Z @jjjj: CIRNO IS <nice person>
20:50:48.228Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: she looks white to me lol
20:50:51.515Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: or asian or whatever
20:51:05.070Z @jjjj: prove it
20:51:19.101Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: do you see that chick on the desktop
20:51:20.723Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: right now
20:51:29.043Z @jjjj: that's darkok's face
20:51:34.745Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: that's darkok's face?
20:51:39.654Z @jjjj: yes
20:51:42.825Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: where do you GET this shit
20:51:43.260Z @CHOCOLATEMAN: lol

Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021)

mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit
yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer
gogo▸his username is the opposite
gogo▸yeah
yellows111▸still uses his sorry name
yellows111▸in everything he makes
brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing
yellows111▸because hes self centered
yellows111▸thats his brand
yellows111▸right so uhh
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yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs
gogo▸oh yeah
gogo▸this is what happened
yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable
yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest
yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on
brandan▸electron? :troll:
gogo▸nope
yellows111▸worse
gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?)
yellows111▸imagine running one executable
mv_▸well i found it first
Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit???
yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run
Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure
gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader
modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion
Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off
CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!!
mv_▸yes
gogo▸also uhh
brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao
modeco80▸anyways uh
mv_▸there is multiple
gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh
mv_▸just search
yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown?
gogo▸when i was away from here
guest25540▸uhhh
yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now
guest25540▸think it just hung
modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia
mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS]
modeco80▸and that cause the autism
gogo▸what kind of <restart>ed shit i was given to work with
yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse
yellows111▸of a bluescreen
yellows111▸what uhh
modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it
yellows111▸happened there
modeco80▸it's over