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Coo and Lukasbiaduni tricked this faggot and he got so mad he leaked Coo's credit card, which was a pre-paid Visa CC, LMAO

if you want to troll him spam 38.146.55.37, Pakistan, or https://computernewb.com/w/images/e/e6/So_called_andrej_face.jpg in the chat

Facts about him

He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it (also use as a weapon) in an attempt to get them off the site.
He hates Microshaft Windows 10, now loves Linux (in reality, he actually uses windows 10, claims to use "JanusOS")
He loves to say something like "Lumpy HTF: I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "Lumpy HTF: THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!". (Lumpy HTF is swordlink1's alias on UserVM. Remember kids, GTA and HTF (Happy Tree Friends) is good! And now jjjj is impersonating me with that alias now. God damn it.)
He also hates the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno
He also likes autism and being autistic, Wow, what a piece of crap
He also occasionally impersonates people.
He wants to break Hildaboo's (and everyone else's) skull
He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
He claims that he made everyone (which is false)
He thinks more RAM the better, what a no-lifer.
He watches Fairy Odd Parents 24/7
Does not care about anyone except Janus and himself.
Forkies others just so he can do that crap
Hates Windows themes.
Claims to live in Pakistan but because he is actually Andrej that means he lives in Croatia.
Claims to work for Janus Cybercrime Solutions
Keeps running regedit to delete system keys and spams Windows Explorer which irritates other users
Keeps running shitty modified Petya/Goldeneye called jjjj Ransomware
Claims to hate BFDI despite being a objectfag.
He has a Acer Aspire 3 laptop, with Windows 11.
His socials are located here. If the revision is deleted, then his socials are backed up at File:Jjjjsocials.png
His objectfag aliasas (according to his deviantart) are: Sandra Bug Productions, Sandra Vivian Janette and Leia POE, JanetteTheCuteGirl, Belinea Computer and MBTOT2022.
He owns something called "Orange Codec". It is a subreddit and a Fandom wiki.
His personality is completely different outside of Computernewb itself, being a objectfag and gofag.
He is an internet troll meaning you shouldn't interact with him.

About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram

Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv is Andrej Akan's Twitter/Instagram/etc account.

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet, which only makes you look bad, or in your words, retarded.

Andrej Akan lives in Croatia while the person behind that Twitter/Instagram account lives in Scotland.

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face.

jjjj leaks

JJJJ not only impersonates and is a fag, but ALSO GOT HIS RANSOMWARE FUCKING LEAKED!

His mother's name is Nikolina Mihaljević.

~~https://www.mediafire.com/file/gkezrso7u4hmmj1/expetr-decryptable.zip/file~~Template:DeadLink

WARNING: This is NotPetya (decryptable) ransomware. I take NO RESPONSIBILITY for any damages.

It's basically a copypasta of the original Petya.

idk the fucking key lol but its decryptable

He was born in October 18th, 2005.

He lives in Zagreb-Novi Zagreb.

His name is Andrej Mihaljević.

Gallery of autism

jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.
jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.
jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.
jjjj talking to himself.
jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.
jjjj saying that he is the best.
jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.
jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)
jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.
jjjj claiming that he is The Goatman.