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*He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it in an attempt to get them off the site, and other people to abuse that information for god knows what.
*He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it in an attempt to get them off the site, and other people to abuse that information for god knows what.
*He loves to impersonate people and say things like "I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!"
*He loves to impersonate people and say things like "I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!"
*He also hates the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno.
*He also "hates" the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno.
*He wants to break [[Hildaboo]]'s (and everyone else's) skull
*He wants to break [[Hildaboo]]'s (and everyone else's) skull
*He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
*He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))

Revision as of 21:38, 20 May 2022

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jjjj is Andrej Akan and Nina005. He is responsible for leaking Coo's credit card information.

if you want to troll him (t. give him attention, lmao retards) spam 38.146.55.37, Pakistan, or https://computernewb.com/w/images/e/e6/So_called_andrej_face.jpg in the chat

jjjj's "face"
jjjj pretending to be Dartz
jjjj impersonating others, then being caught by Holy Network Adapter

Facts about him

  • He is an internet troll meaning you shouldn't interact with him.
  • He tries to get everybody's personal information just to publish it in an attempt to get them off the site, and other people to abuse that information for god knows what.
  • He loves to impersonate people and say things like "I LIKE LICKING CHEESE FROM CHUCK NORRIS ANUS!" or "THAT CHUCK NORRIS PROLAPSED MY ASSHOLE!"
  • He also "hates" the ice fairy from the video game franchise "Touhou" named Cirno.
  • He wants to break Hildaboo's (and everyone else's) skull
  • He claims to be 22 year old (when he is actually 16 (and mentally 2))
  • He claims that he made everyone
  • Does not care about anyone except Janus, himself and his schizophrenic friends.
  • Claims to live in Pakistan but because he is actually Andrej that means he lives in Croatia.
  • Claims to work for Janus Cybercrime Solutions
  • Keeps running regedit to delete system keys and spams Windows Explorer which irritates other users
  • Keeps running shitty modified Petya/Goldeneye called jjjj Ransomware
  • His mother's name is Nikolina Mihaljević.
  • He was born in October 18th, 2005.
  • He lives in Zagreb-Novi Zagreb.
  • His name is Andrej Mihaljević.
  • His socials are located here. If the revision is deleted, then his socials are backed up at File:Jjjjsocials.png
  • His objectfag aliasas (according to his deviantart) are: Sandra Bug Productions, Sandra Vivian Janette and Leia POE, JanetteTheCuteGirl, Belinea Computer and MBTOT2022.
  • He owns something called "Orange Codec". It is a subreddit and a Fandom wiki.
  • His personality is completely different outside of Computernewb itself, being a objectfag and gofag.
  • Claims to hate BFDI despite being a objectfag.
  • He has a Acer Aspire 3 laptop, with Windows 11.

About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram

Since I always see people saying @andrejnkv is Andrej Akan's Twitter/Instagram/etc account.

It is NOT Andrej Akan and it is some random person with the same name "Andrej" and so you are only harassing someone random on the internet, which only makes you look bad, or in your words, retarded.

Andrej Akan lives in Croatia while the person behind that Twitter/Instagram account lives in Scotland.

Andrej Akan ONLY took his profile picture to claim it as his face.

Gallery of autism

  • jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj loving himself, saying that Hеndicted is gay and asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.

    jjjj getting angry because Hеndicted is not letting him forkie the VM.

  • jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

    jjjj claiming that he changed and is asking people to open a YouTube link.

  • jjjj talking to himself.

    jjjj talking to himself.

  • jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

    jjjj believes that this is his actual IP when in reality it's a local IP.

  • jjjj saying that he is the best.

    jjjj saying that he is the best.

  • jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

    jjjj saying that Dartz is gay.

  • jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

    jjjj making false claims about his Janus "botnet." (which is probably one PC)

  • jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

    jjjj accidentally calling "Niko Bellic" (from gta iv) or rather, "Niko Belic" god, rather than calling Janus god.

  • jjjj claiming that he is The Goatman.

    jjjj claiming that he is The Goatman.

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