Quotes

This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!

2016

CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
Wulf715▸ AHHA
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK
Keurig▸ welpers
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen
Wulf715▸ sorry
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one
Wulf715▸ ok
Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always

CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!

Damian Butts vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016)

Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
guest1337▸PORN
guest1337▸MORE PORN
guest1337▸PORN
guest1337▸YAY
guest1337▸PORN

The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016)

Technoturnovers▸oh noes
Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before

Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
Technoturnovers▸k
Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
Technoturnovers▸oh no
Technoturnovers▸no no
Technoturnovers▸fuck you
CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick

Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)

Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true

Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)

Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
Ctrl▸Or what
Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
Ctrl▸Like I care lol

Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016)

patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods
wewlad: not dinkle
wewlad: that guy is a retard
Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one
patrick: don't get heated
wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles
wewlad: really smart guy
Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them
Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard
wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works
wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too
Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works
Dinkleberg: ze lag
patrick: nice turnbomb
Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?
wewlad: >turn bombing
wewlad: >being this mad
Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad
wewlad: that's right
wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy
wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords
Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass
Dinkleberg: wewfag
wewlad: seems like it
wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?
Dinkleberg: because
Dinkleberg: i fucking can
Dinkleberg: that's why
wewlad: ah
wewlad: so you are a retard
wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy
Dinkleberg: ah
wewlad: gotcha
Dinkleberg: i have tor
wewlad: >i have tor
wewlad: LOL
Dinkleberg: hurr durr
Dinkleberg: tor is botnet
wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism
wewlad: you really are
wewlad: the hardest of core hacker
wewlad: you are the next lizard squad
Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing
patrick: shut the fuck up you two
wewlad: lol?
wewlad: you just want attention
Dinkleberg: no
Dinkleberg: i dont
wewlad: you do
Dinkleberg: you want attention
Dinkleberg: by insulting me
wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible
Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you
wewlad: lmao
wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION
Dinkleberg: yes you do
wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE
FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT
wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE
FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people
wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS
Dinkleberg: and call them retards?
wewlad: it's entertaining?
wewlad: not really attention seeking
Dinkleberg: Roblox?
Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay
wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: o rly
Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then
dan: roblox
dan: cox
wewlad: being this literal
wewlad: what is autism
Dinkleberg: being this salty
Dinkleberg: what is trolling
wewlad: you're not trolling
wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad
Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling
wewlad: you are this autistic
wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes
wewlad: you go to 8chan for support
wewlad: like what is wrong with you
wewlad: you're a living meme
Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username
wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't
wewlad: >this level of autism
Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll?
Dinkleberg: nope
Garry12gg: OK.
wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash
Dinkleberg: no we arent
Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids
wewlad: >arent
wewlad: >implying you're not a skid
Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a faggot
Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up
Dinkleberg: you cuck
wewlad: >cuck
wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means
FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc
Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.
wewlad voted no.
Garry12gg voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care
Garry12gg: LOL
FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist
FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas
dan voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.
patrick voted yes.
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en
FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles
FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed

2017

Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017)

Original Description: Why does choco hate linux so much?

Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x
bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues
Shitface titty fart▸heh
LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10
Technoturnovers▸they work like shit
LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^)
Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows
CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it
CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice
CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10
Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit
Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all?
LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED
Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!)
Technoturnovers▸literally no reason
Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows
Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place
CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine
cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined
CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs
Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes
Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't
Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows
Technoturnovers▸*bit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit
Ctrl▸Butt progs
Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs
CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile
Vanilla left
Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide
Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk
Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984
Vanilla joined
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984
CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected
Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say
Shitface titty fart▸Same thing
Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX
CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope
Vanilla left
Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you
CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls
Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time
Ctrl▸>linux
Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao
Ctrl▸>windows
Ctrl▸>not temploeos
Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you
Ctrl▸Die unholy scum
Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling
Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you
Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu
CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb
Ctrl▸I know
CHOCOLATEMAN▸only faggots use ubuntu
Ctrl▸I watched the stream
CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos
Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu
Technoturnovers▸it works fine
CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a faggot
CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos
Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS
Shitface titty fart▸shit's niggered
CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux
Technoturnovers▸im not
Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang
Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is
Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody
Technoturnovers▸>140 iq
Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ
Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names
CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with
Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts
Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian
Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded
CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind
Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american
Technoturnovers▸jesus
Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name
Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian
Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE
CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that
Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you
Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk
Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them
Ctrl▸LMOS
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic
Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game
Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person
Vanilla joined
CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does
Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY
Ctrl▸Wtf techno
Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED
Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin
Shitface titty fart▸x
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight
CHOCOLATEMAN▸:(
Vanilla▸>isis
Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say
Vanilla▸i like isis
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that
CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay
CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis
Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing
CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno
CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too?
Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis
Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu
Vanilla left
Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos
CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant
Ctrl▸What else is new
CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking faggot
Vanilla joined
CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos
CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol
Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt
Vanilla left
Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD
CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee
CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password
Vanilla joined
Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS
LoveEevee▸noo
Shitface titty fart▸yes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us
Shitface titty fart▸you shekel
bcd29x_8.1▸gibe
LoveEevee▸alright
LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed
CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint
CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made
Vanilla left
Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed
LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though
Ctrl▸Green is my pepper
LoveEevee▸yes
bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed
Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck
LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now
CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux
Ctrl left
Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent
Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop
LoveEevee▸>photoshop
LoveEevee▸>on loonix
LoveEevee▸in your dreams
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop
CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD
Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that
Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew
Vanilla joined
guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM.
bcd29x_8.1 voted no.
Shitface titty fart voted no.
LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine
bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^)
Vanilla voted no.
Shitface titty fart▸It does
LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit
bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo
Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks
cutebot2 joined
Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc
cutebot2 left
Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games
Vanilla▸on collabvm?
Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs
Vanilla▸lol
Ctrl joined
bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you
bcd29x_8.1▸:
CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks"
bcd29x_8.1▸^
bcd29x_8.1▸)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't
CHOCOLATEMAN▸run
Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg
Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine
CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error
Shitface titty fart▸No you havent
bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites
CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have
Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM
Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn
Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet
CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet
Shitface titty fart▸Yes
CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad
CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops
Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that
Vanilla left
Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch
CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org?
CHOCOLATEMAN▸;)))))))))
Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND 

Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017)

hannah▸if all else fails, memtest

2018

Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)

Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!
Wulf715▸what the hell
Wulf715▸we didnt do shit
Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T
Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID
Wulf715▸who
Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]
Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it

2020

Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live (January 2020)

The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.

http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log

Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake

2021

Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021)

CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable
CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all
Wulf715▸uhhhhhh
CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit
CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like
CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now

Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021)

mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit
yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer
gogo▸his username is the opposite
gogo▸yeah
yellows111▸still uses his sorry name
yellows111▸in everything he makes
brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing
yellows111▸because hes self centered
yellows111▸thats his brand
yellows111▸right so uhh
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yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs
gogo▸oh yeah
gogo▸this is what happened
yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable
yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest
yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on
brandan▸electron? :troll:
gogo▸nope
yellows111▸worse
gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?)
yellows111▸imagine running one executable
mv_▸well i found it first
Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit???
yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run
Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure
gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader
modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion
Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off
CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!!
mv_▸yes
gogo▸also uhh
brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao
modeco80▸anyways uh
mv_▸there is multiple
gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh
mv_▸just search
yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown?
gogo▸when i was away from here
guest25540▸uhhh
yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now
guest25540▸think it just hung
modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia
mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS]
modeco80▸and that cause the autism
gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with
yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse
yellows111▸of a bluescreen
yellows111▸what uhh
modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it
yellows111▸happened there
modeco80▸it's over

2022

Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022)

CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr
Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate
retard▸ i like holzer than memz
CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that
CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit
retard▸ clutt?
CRYAKL▸ thats even worse
retard▸ oh my god
CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash
CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions
CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand
retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy
CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right
CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths
guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers
CRYAKL▸ spam gdi
CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system
CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over
CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF);
retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus?
CRYAKL▸ thats cool
sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice
CRYAKL▸ at least make it different
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam
guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors
retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny?
CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0
CRYAKL▸ like come on man
sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore
CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died
CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time
sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus
sus32▸ everybody makes content on it
CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series
CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce
CRYAKL▸ theres even ones
CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on
CRYAKL▸ that are better
CRYAKL▸ lol
CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit
guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer
CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass
guest52802▸ probarly dancoot
CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver
CRYAKL▸ Kaane
sus32▸ "xp horror edition"
retard▸ windows xp horror trash
guest52802▸ forkie
CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form
sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io
CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself