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"'''Andrej Akan'''" (aka <s>[[jjjj]]</s> (jjjj is actually [[Trycs]])) is an imaginary persona created by [[Nina005]] approximately four years ago (2018), representing a mentally ill 16 year old schizophrenic manchild with a feces and prolapsed anus fetish with a superiority complex, a ravenous desperate and addicted [[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]] user who will stop at no bounds to continue his overusage of it, a supposed "servant" of the schizophrenic personality "Janus" who is thought to be "God" and supposedly has an entire "Botnet", or a mixture of both.
He is a forkie who loves, almost addicted, to constantly destroy VMs, always by either: <i>[[Kit]]/[[Bouncer]], [[OIETIF|Fake OIETIF]], deletion of the Local MachineHKLM registry hive (either through regedit or the command line equivalent <code>reg</code>), or more recently, [[jjjj Ransomware]]</i>. He is inherently, and was designed to be, anti-fun. He has a massive, and I mean, <i>MASSIVE</i> ransomware hyperfixation that is rivaled only by [[Hildaboo]]'s own.
He constantly impersonates people he doesn't like on the site and occassionally terminates random people he doesn't like on Discord. SometimeHis ago,true hecountry hadof aorigin spergis fitunknown, andbut impersonatedhe [[Hildaboo]]has '''becausebeen hepresumed can'tto patchbe somefrom ransomwareeither hePakistan didn'tor make'''Croatia.
He used to lie to others and said that his IP was the output of <code>ping computernewb.com</code>. He also claims that he is from Pakistan but he actually is from Croatia, but everyone knows he is from neither and that Nina005 is the real retarded faggot here.
He is famous for having grammar so bad and terrible someone, somehow, wanted to compile a list of hilarious quotes he has said over the course of a few years he has been on this planet Earth. Here it is: [[Andrej Akan/Quotes|Click here to see all the quotes! (warning: IT'S LONG AS FUCK!)]]
==Trivia==
* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> -- '''''New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom '''''▼<b>For the full list, [http://ekoserin.tripod.com please visit this hilarious webpage!] Just replace "[[Ekoserin]]" with "[[jjjj|Andrej Akan]]", and you'll get it!</b>
* He is an internet troll, meaning you should NOT interact with him as that counts as feeding him, and as per tradition, no one cares about it and feeds him anyway.
▲* He has the world's smallest penis measuring at <s>0.1 mm</s> New research suggests it could be 0.00000019 millimeters, which is so small that it requires looking at a microscope at astronomical levels of zoom
* He constantly tells everyone that he "made them" and a lot of other nonsense bullshit.
* He constantly says "U don't know my location!" and spergs out when someone points "it" out.
=== <s>Andrej Akan's accounts</s> Nina005's LARP accounts ===
* YouTube channel: <b>'''<code>[redacted]</code></b>'''
: Known names: <b>'''<code>first blood, Leurak Vinesauce</code></b>'''
* Discord account:
: previous: <b>'''<code>Andrej Akan#????</code></b>''' Discrim: <i>''<code>five, zero, six, six</code></i>''
: current: <b>'''<code>Amogussucks#????</code></b>''' Discrim: <i>''<code>zero, four, three, four</code></i>''
: Known names: <b>'''<code>Andrej Akan, Amogussucks, Leurak Vinesauce</code></b>'''
: <i><b>'''''(DO NOT ADD HIM WITH YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT OR HE WILL TERMINATE YOUR ASS)</i></b>'''''
* GitHub account:
: current: <b>'''<code>[*B*lood, *F*irst] [(0+2)-(1-2), (0+1)+(1-2)]</code></b>'''
==== About @andrejnkv on Twitter/Instagram ====
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