Quotes
This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 Wulf715▸ AHHA CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK Keurig▸ welpers CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen Wulf715▸ sorry CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one Wulf715▸ ok Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
Damian Butts vs. Splatoon Fanbase (2016)
Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game guest1337▸but the fanbase is like guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸MORE PORN guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸YAY guest1337▸PORN
The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (2016)
Technoturnovers▸oh noes Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz Technoturnovers▸k Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! Technoturnovers▸oh no Technoturnovers▸no no Technoturnovers▸fuck you CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)
Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)
Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl Ctrl▸Or what Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? The vote to reset the VM has lost. Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago Ctrl▸Like I care lol
Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked
hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)
Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! Wulf715▸what the hell Wulf715▸we didnt do shit Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID Wulf715▸who Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
Another Holy War (from old ass collabvm neocities blog)
Why does choco hate linux so much?
Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues Shitface titty fart▸heh LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 Technoturnovers▸they work like shit LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) Technoturnovers▸literally no reason Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows Technoturnovers▸*bit CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit Ctrl▸Butt progs Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile Vanilla left Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say Shitface titty fart▸Same thing Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope Vanilla left Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time Ctrl▸>linux Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao Ctrl▸>windows Ctrl▸>not temploeos Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you Ctrl▸Die unholy scum Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb Ctrl▸I know CHOCOLATEMAN▸only faggots use ubuntu Ctrl▸I watched the stream CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu Technoturnovers▸it works fine CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a faggot CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS Shitface titty fart▸shit's niggered CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux Technoturnovers▸im not Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody Technoturnovers▸>140 iq Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american Technoturnovers▸jesus Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them Ctrl▸LMOS CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY Ctrl▸Wtf techno Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin Shitface titty fart▸x CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( Vanilla▸>isis Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say Vanilla▸i like isis CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu Vanilla left Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant Ctrl▸What else is new CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking faggot Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password Vanilla joined Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS LoveEevee▸noo Shitface titty fart▸yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us Shitface titty fart▸you shekel bcd29x_8.1▸gibe LoveEevee▸alright LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though Ctrl▸Green is my pepper LoveEevee▸yes bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux Ctrl left Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop LoveEevee▸>photoshop LoveEevee▸>on loonix LoveEevee▸in your dreams CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew Vanilla joined guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. bcd29x_8.1 voted no. Shitface titty fart voted no. LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) Vanilla voted no. Shitface titty fart▸It does LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks cutebot2 joined Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc cutebot2 left Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games Vanilla▸on collabvm? Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs Vanilla▸lol Ctrl joined bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you bcd29x_8.1▸: CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" bcd29x_8.1▸^ bcd29x_8.1▸) CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't CHOCOLATEMAN▸run Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error Shitface titty fart▸No you havent bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about The vote to reset the VM has lost. Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet Shitface titty fart▸Yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp
Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live
The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake
Choc plays solitaire the third.
CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all Wulf715▸uhhhhhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (Previously a seperate page)
mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer gogo▸his username is the opposite gogo▸yeah yellows111▸still uses his sorry name yellows111▸in everything he makes brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing yellows111▸because hes self centered yellows111▸thats his brand yellows111▸right so uhh Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. Join our Discord if you have any questions. Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs gogo▸oh yeah gogo▸this is what happened yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on brandan▸electron? :troll: gogo▸nope yellows111▸worse gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) yellows111▸imagine running one executable mv_▸well i found it first Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! mv_▸yes gogo▸also uhh brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao modeco80▸anyways uh mv_▸there is multiple gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh mv_▸just search yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? gogo▸when i was away from here guest25540▸uhhh yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now guest25540▸think it just hung modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] modeco80▸and that cause the autism gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse yellows111▸of a bluescreen yellows111▸what uhh modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it yellows111▸happened there modeco80▸it's over