Quotes
This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
2016
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸ D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2 Wulf715▸ AHHA CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUCK Keurig▸ welpers CHOCOLATEMAN▸ put the jack CHOCOLATEMAN▸ on the queen Wulf715▸ sorry CHOCOLATEMAN▸ its kay friend CHOCOLATEMAN▸ not that one CHOCOLATEMAN▸ the other one Wulf715▸ ok Wulf715▸ getting an iso on here CHOCOLATEMAN▸ i used to play this game like a religion CHOCOLATEMAN▸ so i know pretty much how to win it always
CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 9 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ HISTORY CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NOPE CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 6 OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ YOU WISH CHOCOLATEMAN▸ 10 OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ NEYET CHOCOLATEMAN▸ JACK OF CLUBS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ OVER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ KING OF DIAMONDS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER CHOCOLATEMAN▸ QUEEN OF SPADES CHOCOLATEMAN▸ USELESS CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK CHOCOLATEMAN▸ there CHOCOLATEMAN▸ I WIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ WIN1!!11!!!
Lace Querux vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game guest1337▸but the fanbase is like guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸MORE PORN guest1337▸PORN guest1337▸YAY guest1337▸PORN
Trolling a guest (May 13th, 2016)
guest68876▸Dinkleburg guest68876▸whoever that is can suck my dick guest68876▸and stop eating Dingleberrys for a long while guest68876▸CHOC Chinigan▸meow guest68876▸NO guest68876▸BAD TECHNOTURNOVERS guest68876▸CHANGE IT BACK guest68876▸OR I WILL PUT YOU I MY LOCKER YOU <friend> Technoturnovers▸whut Technoturnovers▸how will you put me in a locker guest68876▸COME WITH ME TO SPONGEBOB LAND Technoturnovers▸what the fuck guest68876▸AND I WILL SHOW YOU MY LOCKER Technoturnovers▸are you high guest68876▸FULL OF GYM SOCKS Technoturnovers▸no thank you guest68876▸YOU GOT NO CHOICE guest68876▸ONLY IF YOU CHANGE IT BACK Technoturnovers▸you would splatter apple turnover all over your socks guest68876▸THEN YOU WILL guest68876▸DONT MIND Technoturnovers▸you can't even find me m8 guest68876▸EASILY WASHES OFF guest68876▸I JUST FOUND YOU guest68876▸YOU ARE RIGHT HERE Technoturnovers▸kekle no Technoturnovers▸what are you on aout Technoturnovers▸*about guest68876▸THE WALLPAPER guest68876▸PUT IT BACK TO THE ONE IT WAS Technoturnovers▸no guest68876▸YES Technoturnovers▸do it yourself if you care so much :^) guest68876▸PS VITAS FAULT guest68876▸CAN NOT CTRL Technoturnovers▸why are we talking about ctrl? guest68876▸WE ARE NOT Technoturnovers▸i don't like ctrl, he's annoying guest68876▸I SAID I CAN NOT CTRL THE VM Technoturnovers▸ctrl isnt online you tard Chinigan▸>psvita guest68876▸YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED Chinigan▸kek Technoturnovers▸>projecting guest68876▸BY CTRL I MEAN CONTROL Technoturnovers▸i wonder what ctrl would say if he was here guest68876▸What did Father Tuna do? Technoturnovers▸ctrl can't control the vm because he isnt online guest guest68876▸Did he make any picture of Davy Jones'v guest68876▸? guest68876▸DID HE Technoturnovers▸i like tuna Technoturnovers▸tuna is tasty Technoturnovers▸i'm actually eating it right now, want some? guest68876▸FATHER TUNA guest68876▸NOT ACTUAL TUNA Technoturnovers▸i hope that tuna wasnt a father Technoturnovers▸or else his kids will be orphans guest68876▸HE SAID HE WAS MINE CHOCOLATEMAN▸?? Technoturnovers▸what? no the tuna is mine Technoturnovers▸get your own tuna guest68876▸NO guest68876▸YOU SAID I COULD HAVE SOME Technoturnovers▸oh guest68876▸YOU SNEAKY BLACK CAT guest68876▸YOU <nigerian> Technoturnovers▸sorry, sometimes i think i have the attention span of a tuna :^) guest68876▸AND WHERE IS MY VIRTUAL COFFEE Technoturnovers▸go ask keurig for some guest68876▸CHOCO CHOCOLATEMAN▸what 1337 guest68876▸Techno drives me cra cra Dinkleberg left Technoturnovers▸lol guest68876▸and where is the orge's source Technoturnovers▸there is not an orgy going on guest guest68876▸Shrek's Source Technoturnovers▸that's gay as fuck Technoturnovers▸why would you want to go to a shrek orgy? guest68876▸Shrek.exe's Source Technoturnovers▸shrek.exe is not for orgies Technoturnovers▸how would you have sex with a computer program guest68876▸Shrek SuperSlam's Source Technoturnovers▸Why are you talking about superslams Technoturnovers▸this is not a sex position chat Technoturnovers▸>SUUUUPEEERRRR SLAAAAAAMMMMM guest68876▸WOO guest68876▸WHO? Technoturnovers▸>GIGGITY guest68876▸GIGGITY guest68876▸CHOCO guest68876▸WHY DID YOU NOT ANSWER Technoturnovers▸choco is not into buttsecks guest68876▸THIS CERIAL IS ORGE Technoturnovers▸how do you use cereal in an orgy? guest68876▸orge in French means well, search it up lazy fuck Technoturnovers▸the milk you get everywhere Technoturnovers▸french orgy? Technoturnovers▸you have some weird fetishes guest68876▸But Orge in French means Barley Technoturnovers▸Orgy? I barley even know 'er? guest68876▸OSX 10.4 is what Chinigan uses guest68876▸go upgrade <friend> Technoturnovers▸OS SEX? guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸NO guest68876▸IT IS OS X guest68876▸NOT OS XXX Technoturnovers▸OS XXX sounds weird guest68876▸HOW ABOUT MEGAMAN XXX Technoturnovers▸that exists? guest68876▸AKA MEGAMAN TRIPLE X Technoturnovers▸why do you play games like that bro guest68876▸I DO NOT guest68876▸YOU DO Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer OS XXX ;) Ctrl joined Ctrl▸Why is the black panther African american Ctrl left Technoturnovers▸blacked panther? Technoturnovers▸whoa guest68876▸HEY TECHNO Ctrl joined Technoturnovers▸what? guest68876▸I WAS JUST SEARCHING UP STEVEN UNIVERSE TO FIND WHAT YOU WATCHED guest68876▸AND I FOUND OUT guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 SUCKA▸ THE▸ COCKA▸ COCKA left. Ctrl joined VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ TRUMP left. CtrLALtDeLEte joined guest68876▸FUCK TRUMP VOTE▸ TRUMP▸ Chinigan▸hi ctrl! Technoturnovers▸you want to fuck trump? Technoturnovers▸i doubt trump would like that guest68876▸Well guest68876▸THAT IS WHAT YOU WATCH guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/163162419 guest68876▸ITS RIGHT HERE FRIEND Technoturnovers▸nah, i prefer blacked panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Jared fogle would like it guest68876▸Mac OS XXX Black Panther CtrLALtDeLEte▸Have anyone seen civil war guest68876▸10.6 guest68876▸.66 Technoturnovers▸Mac OS XXX Blacked Panther? Technoturnovers▸why do you use that man Technoturnovers▸what happens when people look at your pc? CtrLALtDeLEte left guest68876▸You just said you prefer to use that instead Technoturnovers▸im too busy using MEGAMAN TRIPLE X guest68876▸"Technoturnovers> nah, i pefer blacked panther" guest68876▸and you also said you would rather use Mac OS XXX then play MEGAMAN Triple X Technoturnovers▸>projecting Technoturnovers▸go take your orgy related delusions somewhere else guest68876▸And you watch this instead of spongebob Technoturnovers▸also, donald trump will never love you guest68876▸you watch GemSteve RoundBelly guest68876▸https://vimeo.com/157331299 CtrLALtDeLEte joined CtrLALtDeLEte▸But Jared fogle will CtrLALtDeLEte▸I just he likes little 14 year olds CtrLALtDeLEte▸Heard* CtrLALtDeLEte▸Frug guest68876▸What is with all of the shocked files Technoturnovers▸guest why do you watch steven jewnisverse? Technoturnovers▸it seems really religious Technoturnovers▸do you also watch lewd jude? Guest leaves the chat
The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016)
Technoturnovers▸oh noes Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!! CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz Technoturnovers▸k Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle! Technoturnovers▸oh no Technoturnovers▸no no Technoturnovers▸fuck you CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016)
Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta Technoturnovers▸where is 1337? Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016)
Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl Ctrl▸Or what Ctrl▸You'll ignore me? The vote to reset the VM has lost. Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right? LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago Ctrl▸Like I care lol
Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016)
patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods wewlad: not dinkle wewlad: that guy is a retard Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one patrick: don't get heated wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles wewlad: really smart guy Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works Dinkleberg: ze lag patrick: nice turnbomb Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda? wewlad: >turn bombing wewlad: >being this mad Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad wewlad: that's right wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass Dinkleberg: wew<friend> wewlad: seems like it wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise? Dinkleberg: because Dinkleberg: i fucking can Dinkleberg: that's why wewlad: ah wewlad: so you are a retard wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy Dinkleberg: ah wewlad: gotcha Dinkleberg: i have tor wewlad: >i have tor wewlad: LOL Dinkleberg: hurr durr Dinkleberg: tor is botnet wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism wewlad: you really are wewlad: the hardest of core hacker wewlad: you are the next lizard squad Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing patrick: shut the fuck up you two wewlad: lol? wewlad: you just want attention Dinkleberg: no Dinkleberg: i dont wewlad: you do Dinkleberg: you want attention Dinkleberg: by insulting me wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you wewlad: lmao wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION Dinkleberg: yes you do wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS Dinkleberg: and call them retards? wewlad: it's entertaining? wewlad: not really attention seeking Dinkleberg: Roblox? Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: o rly Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then dan: roblox dan: cox wewlad: being this literal wewlad: what is autism Dinkleberg: being this salty Dinkleberg: what is trolling wewlad: you're not trolling wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling wewlad: you are this autistic wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes wewlad: you go to 8chan for support wewlad: like what is wrong with you wewlad: you're a living meme Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't wewlad: >this level of autism Garry12gg: More Go<friend>s to troll? Dinkleberg: nope Garry12gg: OK. wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash Dinkleberg: no we arent Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids wewlad: >arent wewlad: >implying you're not a skid Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a <friend> Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up Dinkleberg: you cuck wewlad: >cuck wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM. wewlad voted no. Garry12gg voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care Garry12gg: LOL FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas dan voted no. FLUFFYVULPiX voted no. patrick voted yes. FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad The vote to reset the VM has lost. Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
2017
"A Guest Being Silly" (June 2017 or earlier)
Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸stop Windows98_SE▸too good LoveEevee▸nice guest63797▸im a girl Windows98_SE▸that's probably why you love this bright-ass pink desktop guest63797▸i didnt set it Windows98_SE▸I did ik Windows98_SE▸ooh Windows98_SE▸look at that cool turquoise hyperlink guest63797▸reminds me of the old days with win 98 Windows98_SE▸:) Windows98_SE▸I don't remember you Windows98_SE▸oh Windows98_SE▸you mean the os Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸why Windows98_SE▸WHY INTERNET CRAPSPLORER guest63797▸yes messing with the colors Windows98_SE▸THE ONLY PURPOSE OF IT IS SO FORKIES CAN SPAM IT Windows98_SE▸because ie8 is such a bad browser Windows98_SE▸but not as bad as ie6 Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸chrome themmes guest63797▸might as well get a pink t Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸it's fiiiiine Windows98_SE▸we can just run phirefocks Windows98_SE▸oh hell yeah guest63797▸- c:/users/shithead haha Windows98_SE▸I'm going to make this useraccount as bad looking and as cringy possible Windows98_SE▸as possible* Windows98_SE▸oh yeah I forgot Windows98_SE▸I have to make the windows super large Windows98_SE▸like Windows 10-- erm I mean Windows 9 guest19329▸size 100 Windows98_SE▸and we need the title bars white on white Windows98_SE▸just like windows 9 guest19329▸Windows 9? Windows98_SE▸windows 10 Windows98_SE▸but I am calling it windows 9 guest19329▸ur right guest19329▸should be win 9 guest19329▸oh god cant see the title names guest19329▸upload guest19329▸it guest19329▸oh crap my vm is windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸what Windows98_SE▸>windows 7 starter Windows98_SE▸why not ultimat Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸b.1339.cf/iqwmbkl.themepack guest19329▸In my virtual Box for some reason i installed starter Windows98_SE▸you should've got ultimate buddy eneness▸is this the theme? Windows98_SE▸yes eneness▸will it work on win10 guest19329▸I have ultimate cant remember why i installed such a shitty os Windows98_SE▸umm Windows98_SE▸no eneness▸ok guest19329▸ill just upgrade it Windows98_SE▸because windows 10, no, 9 doesn't have classic guest19329▸why is that in a dictionary? Windows98_SE▸we need an eeveebuddy guest19329▸no i mean asdassadsad Windows98_SE▸that's who put it in urban dictionary Windows98_SE▸peedy sucks Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸I wasn't fucking finished Windows98_SE▸ther guest19329▸funny Windows98_SE▸e Windows98_SE▸that's better guest19329▸get rid of it Windows98_SE▸what is "it" Windows98_SE▸all it does is remove the iexplore.exe stub guest19329▸delete it from the hard drive Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸microshaft doesn't let you Windows98_SE▸Administrator is the fine account Windows98_SE▸it's teh g0dz guest19329▸God guest19329▸wish it gave u that file for real Windows98_SE▸what file guest19329▸It's the secret administrator... Windows98_SE▸nah Windows98_SE▸someone put it theer Windows98_SE▸there* guest19329▸i know but imagine if it was by default Windows98_SE▸it's as easy as typing net user Administrator /active:yes Windows98_SE▸what the hell guest63797▸u r a plumber Windows98_SE▸no Windows98_SE▸that's merio Windows98_SE▸and lern hou 2 spel
"Let's Test CyberBuddy" (June 2017 or earlier)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is a good candidate Windows98_SE▸that's a good looking instaler Windows98_SE▸installer* CHOCOLATEMAN▸for the worse fucking design i've ever seen in my life CHOCOLATEMAN▸why are extra characters premium CHOCOLATEMAN▸thats stupid CHOCOLATEMAN▸i can fucking download them from ponx for free CHOCOLATEMAN▸premium??? CHOCOLATEMAN▸you gotta PAY for this shit? Garry12gg▸I've kown about Cybver Budy back in 2001. Windows98_SE▸lmao, some butthurt wikia contributer vandalized the CHOCOLATEMAN page on the wiki by adding it to CHOCOLATEMAN▸2001?????? Windows98_SE▸the "Forkies" category. CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸how uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸how OLD is this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸>2012 CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god this is RECENT CHOCOLATEMAN▸THIS PROGRAM CHOCOLATEMAN▸IS CHOCOLATEMAN▸RECENTLY CHOCOLATEMAN▸UPDATEDDDDDDDDD LoveEevee▸>2012 LoveEevee▸>recent CHOCOLATEMAN▸and it looks like this CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh nice CHOCOLATEMAN▸it closed CHOCOLATEMAN▸guess we're done with that CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸lets see if anyones online CHOCOLATEMAN▸gay nobody is here CHOCOLATEMAN▸so wait garry CHOCOLATEMAN▸you've used this before huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh my god why is bonzibuddy giving the tour for cyberbuddy Garry12gg▸Yup. CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it anus Garry12gg▸MIDI( musicd is npow playing. CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i make it chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fucking disabled CHOCOLATEMAN▸do i have to get approved by a moderator Technoturnovers▸i went to take a shit and that website is what came out CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok idk what i just did CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i did it CHOCOLATEMAN▸so CHOCOLATEMAN▸UIN CHOCOLATEMAN▸oh ok so this is basically ICQ? CHOCOLATEMAN▸like a really shitty version of it? CHOCOLATEMAN▸this is basically microsoft chat + ICQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸why is he pointing to the hide button CHOCOLATEMAN▸am i supposed to click it CHOCOLATEMAN▸wait CHOCOLATEMAN▸we're in CHOCOLATEMAN▸we are in the chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we get people LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸>Prounced LoveEevee▸murrican education CHOCOLATEMAN▸how in fuck hell do i use this god damn programmmmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do i get cyber the bot CHOCOLATEMAN▸i want to have cyber sex LoveEevee▸protip: you fucking dont CHOCOLATEMAN▸wow its a lie CHOCOLATEMAN▸mmm go mmm fuck mmm yourself mmm CHOCOLATEMAN▸>not found CHOCOLATEMAN▸ok so what CHOCOLATEMAN▸is it gone Windows98_SE▸this intro is fucking long CHOCOLATEMAN▸my god this bird does not shut up CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this fucking CHOCOLATEMAN▸program minimizing randomly CHOCOLATEMAN▸is getting real annoying CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸what uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸what is a cbb file CHOCOLATEMAN▸is that a premium feature gordy12gg▸no CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸you two have used this program CHOCOLATEMAN▸tell me how to use it CHOCOLATEMAN▸synchronize Windows98_SE▸>logo in comic sans CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program looks like it was made in vb2 CHOCOLATEMAN▸well actually i'd say comic sans is actually used appropriately in this case CHOCOLATEMAN▸it seems like a silly program Windows98_SE▸yeah, really CHOCOLATEMAN▸for kids and shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so i mean CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸oooooooh CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay so this is how we get like CHOCOLATEMAN▸the <friend>s CHOCOLATEMAN▸on our list gordy12gg▸yup LoveEevee▸>Since Last On CHOCOLATEMAN▸alright yeti CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do we add this guy LoveEevee▸this guy's first language is definetely not english CHOCOLATEMAN▸okay this program doesn't work properly CHOCOLATEMAN▸how do you fix this CHOCOLATEMAN▸the chat doesn't work CHOCOLATEMAN▸initalizing CHOCOLATEMAN▸why do you have to wait for this thing to initalize CHOCOLATEMAN▸it obviously just fucking startedCHOCOLATEMAN▸hey look CHOCOLATEMAN▸somebody made a song about cyberbuddy CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y0ciVEgyfo LoveEevee▸holy fucking shit a talking smartphone CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy motherfucking asscrack gordy12gg▸use chrome CHOCOLATEMAN▸look at this guy's fucking desktop CHOCOLATEMAN▸https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NELfWTTU5k CHOCOLATEMAN▸at 0:03 LoveEevee▸where's tidus wallpaper Windows98_SE▸what the shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸so uhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸this program is popular huh CHOCOLATEMAN▸seems like a shitty pickle to me Garry12gg▸It's even on Twitter. @ultrahal LoveEevee▸CRINGE Garry12gg▸Yup. guest6372▸ass CHOCOLATEMAN▸vagina Ctrl▸Did you know if you put a razor blade halfway through a surveillance camera wire Ctrl▸It makes static on the operator's end Ctrl▸Until you remove it CHOCOLATEMAN▸sounds fun LoveEevee▸>inb4 hdmi cable LoveEevee▸what now <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸i downloaded cyber buddy because it sounded sexy CHOCOLATEMAN▸it even has a sex robot CHOCOLATEMAN▸and guess what you cant even use that shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸what a crappy program LoveEevee▸that bot sounds like fluffy CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know what's really homogay CHOCOLATEMAN▸this bonzi buddy ripoff CHOCOLATEMAN▸can someone reprogram bonzi without it being absolute anus Garry12gg started a vote to reset the VM. Windows98_SE voted yes. CHOCOLATEMAN voted no. LoveEevee▸if bonzi had walk animation i would add it to eevee.exe LoveEevee voted no. CHOCOLATEMAN▸its fineee Windows98_SE▸there Windows98_SE▸it works now CHOCOLATEMAN▸fuck CHOCOLATEMAN▸this CHOCOLATEMAN▸chat CHOCOLATEMAN▸i say a homogayyyyyyyyy Ctrl voted no. The vote to reset the VM has lost. Ctrl▸Win98 whats your obsession with shit Ctrl▸Is it like a fetish gordy12gg▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸he's got a scat fetish gordy12gg▸yup CHOCOLATEMAN▸win98 you and eevee would make good friends gordy12gg▸^ gordy12gg▸snap LoveEevee▸>i can sense that lucario is sexy gordy12gg▸theres my bot
Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017)
Original Description: Why does choco hate linux so much?
Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS CHOCOLATEMAN▸x programs work you jew CHOCOLATEMAN▸you just have to install x bcd29x_8.1▸ITT: thirld world issues Shitface titty fart▸heh LoveEevee▸>never used bash on linux on windows 10 Technoturnovers▸they work like shit LoveEevee▸>i'll still say it sucks :^) Technoturnovers▸try to use a DE in X on windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸dartz had a screenshot somewhere where he was running what was it CHOCOLATEMAN▸firefox, qemu, and libreoffice CHOCOLATEMAN▸for linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸on windows 10 Shitface titty fart▸atleast I don't have pajeet spying on my shit Technoturnovers▸why would you use windows at all? LoveEevee▸also linux is FINISHED Ctrl▸Qemu for Windows 10 (NOW WITH SPYWARE!!!!!!) Technoturnovers▸literally no reason Shitface titty fart▸also, all 3 of thoese are on Windows Technoturnovers▸just use linux in the first place CHOCOLATEMAN▸to run 99% of the programs in the world CHOCOLATEMAN▸>inb4 wine cutebot2 left. Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸wine is shitty asscrack that can't even run basic programs Shitface titty fart▸The only reason someone would use Windows is for their winbabby gayymes Technoturnovers▸wine works you dipshit CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it doesn't Technoturnovers▸for 16 but progs, it works better than windows Technoturnovers▸*bit CHOCOLATEMAN▸>16 bit Ctrl▸Butt progs Shitface titty fart▸Wine is the linux equivlent of Windows Bash on Ubuntu on Windows CHOCOLATEMAN▸what the fuck are you doing running 16 bit programs CHOCOLATEMAN▸also, i don't care if microsoft looks at my shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm not a fucking pedophile Vanilla left Technoturnovers▸>muh nothing to hide Shitface titty fart▸Someone's running out of arguements CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't store child porn on the root of my disk Technoturnovers▸enjoy your 1984 Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸>enjoy your 1984 CHOCOLATEMAN▸assblasted 9/11 truther detected Shitface titty fart▸>i don't need free speech, i don't have anything to say Shitface titty fart▸Same thing Technoturnovers▸http://mashable.com/2013/06/13/julian-sanchez-nsa/#0yTwPaV2oEqX CHOCOLATEMAN▸nope Vanilla left Ctrl▸ITT: A preview of /g/ everyday CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm sorry i don't have the same opinion as you CHOCOLATEMAN▸forgive me pls Shitface titty fart▸ITT: Winbabbies getting bottom bothered CHOCOLATEMAN▸>i've been calm and collective this entire time Ctrl▸>linux Shitface titty fart▸That's what the all say CHOCOLATEMAN▸but you and techno have been throwing insults and screaming at me lmfao Ctrl▸>windows Ctrl▸>not temploeos Technoturnovers▸i havent been screaming at you Ctrl▸Die unholy scum Technoturnovers▸i havent even been yelling Shitface titty fart▸No one has been screaming at you Technoturnovers▸just calm down m8 CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao Shitface titty fart▸Ctrl Terry Davis uses ubuntu CHOCOLATEMAN▸because he's a pleb Ctrl▸I know CHOCOLATEMAN▸only <friend>s use ubuntu Ctrl▸I watched the stream CHOCOLATEMAN▸real men use mikeos Technoturnovers▸i use ubuntu Technoturnovers▸it works fine CHOCOLATEMAN▸then you're a <friend> CHOCOLATEMAN▸get mikeos Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling for MikeOS Shitface titty fart▸shit's <nigerian>ed CHOCOLATEMAN▸stop shilling for linux Technoturnovers▸im not Ctrl▸MikeOS IS pretty good CHOCOLATEMAN▸ya u are mang Technoturnovers▸i only got into this debate when you started strawmanning us CHOCOLATEMAN▸>don't even know what mikeos is Technoturnovers▸i dont go out of my way to shill linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸average loonix user intelligence everybody Technoturnovers▸>140 iq Shitface titty fart▸>155 IQ CHOCOLATEMAN▸>372 IQ Shitface titty fart▸Stop talking shit Jamal CHOCOLATEMAN▸you know a lot of indian names CHOCOLATEMAN▸those the guys you slept with Technoturnovers▸i am literally in advanced classes for math and language arts Shitface titty fart▸Jamal isn't indian Shitface titty fart▸are you retarded CHOCOLATEMAN▸he is in my mind Technoturnovers▸Jamal is african american Technoturnovers▸jesus Ctrl▸Search Jamal + Indian last name Shitface titty fart▸Who's the idiot here? CHOCOLATEMAN▸arabic = indian Ctrl▸You'll find SOMEONE CHOCOLATEMAN▸that's how it works CHOCOLATEMAN▸ask ANYONE that Shitface titty fart▸Do you think Tyrone is an indian name too? CHOCOLATEMAN▸they'll tell you Shitface titty fart▸tsk tsk tsk Ctrl▸Actually you know what os is better than all of them Ctrl▸LMOS CHOCOLATEMAN▸no because that's not arabic Shitface titty fart▸Microsoft you need to step up your shill game Technoturnovers▸my last name is irish, doesnt mean im an irish person Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes it does Ctrl▸Techno is part of Isis? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY Ctrl▸Wtf techno Ctrl▸Techno do you fuck goats? CHOCOLATEMAN▸ITALY MAN CHOCOLATEMAN▸ISIS MEMBER CONFIRMED Shitface titty fart▸Choco just because your BMI is higher than 30 doesn't mean you should scream at people for using lin Shitface titty fart▸x CHOCOLATEMAN▸i'm actually underweight CHOCOLATEMAN▸:( Vanilla▸>isis Shitface titty fart▸That's what they all say Vanilla▸i like isis CHOCOLATEMAN▸i have a bmi of like 16 or some shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i need to fix that CHOCOLATEMAN▸annnnnnywaaaaaaay CHOCOLATEMAN▸techno is literally a part of isis Shitface titty fart▸let's stop arguing CHOCOLATEMAN▸let me guess techno CHOCOLATEMAN▸you use tor browser too? Ctrl▸So techno is part of isis Shitface titty fart▸and fuck up this b00buntu Vanilla left Ctrl▸And apparently Linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸cant Ctrl▸What else is new CHOCOLATEMAN▸love eevee is being a fucking <friend> Vanilla joined CHOCOLATEMAN▸and not giving us the password CHOCOLATEMAN▸>linux is better than mikeos CHOCOLATEMAN▸lol Shitface titty fart▸Eeevee is being a cunt Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸TELL US THE PASSWORD CHOCOLATEMAN▸eevee CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us the password Vanilla joined Shitface titty fart▸GIBE PASS LoveEevee▸noo Shitface titty fart▸yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸at least install something for us Shitface titty fart▸you shekel bcd29x_8.1▸gibe LoveEevee▸alright LoveEevee▸whatcha wanna installed CHOCOLATEMAN▸give us kolourpaint4 CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best colorpaint CHOCOLATEMAN▸the best ms paint clone ever made Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸I want tuxracer installed LoveEevee▸it fucking sucks though Ctrl▸Green is my pepper LoveEevee▸yes bcd29x_8.1▸is gimperdimper installed Shitface titty fart▸GREEN IS MY PEPPER TOO CHOCOLATEMAN▸i don't give a fuck LoveEevee▸i'm doing the dark theme right now CHOCOLATEMAN▸kolourpaint4 is the only decent paint editing tool on linux Ctrl left Shitface titty fart▸It's the shitty paint equivlent Shitface titty fart▸You could just install Wine and use Photo shop LoveEevee▸>photoshop LoveEevee▸>on loonix LoveEevee▸in your dreams CHOCOLATEMAN▸>install Wine and use Photoshop CHOCOLATEMAN▸but i thought wangblows XDDDD Shitface titty fart▸It's it comes down to that Shitface titty fart▸just use wine you stingey jew Vanilla joined guest19492 started a vote to reset the VM. bcd29x_8.1 voted no. Shitface titty fart voted no. LoveEevee▸photoshop doesnt worn on wine bcd29x_8.1▸GUEST DOES NOT LIKE UBUNTU :^) Vanilla voted no. Shitface titty fart▸It does LoveEevee▸as was said before wine is a piece of shit bcd29x_8.1▸choco what's the sudo warudo Shitface titty fart▸Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks cutebot2 joined Technoturnovers▸my little cousin was watching me on my pc cutebot2 left Shitface titty fart▸Stop being a homo and don't play games Vanilla▸on collabvm? Technoturnovers▸so i had to hide my tabs Vanilla▸lol Ctrl joined bcd29x_8.1▸you were watching porn weren't you bcd29x_8.1▸: CHOCOLATEMAN▸"Just because it can't run your gaymes doesn't mean it sucks" bcd29x_8.1▸^ bcd29x_8.1▸) CHOCOLATEMAN▸no it's not the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's the fact it can't CHOCOLATEMAN▸run Shitface titty fart▸It's the gaymes CHOCOLATEMAN▸anythingggggggggg Shitface titty fart▸It can run most things CHOCOLATEMAN▸i tried to run photoshop in wine CHOCOLATEMAN▸it gave me an error Shitface titty fart▸No you havent bcd29x_8.1▸tech was having pornosites CHOCOLATEMAN▸yes i have Shitface titty fart▸I thought you didn't use linux CHOCOLATEMAN▸what CHOCOLATEMAN▸i used it a VM Technoturnovers▸i wasnt watching porn Shitface titty fart▸Stop shilling pajeet CHOCOLATEMAN▸what, you think i just say shit sucks wihtout knowing what i'm talking about The vote to reset the VM has lost. Shitface titty fart▸Just be quiet Shitface titty fart▸Yes CHOCOLATEMAN▸>archbabby is this mad CHOCOLATEMAN▸oops Shitface titty fart▸You sound exactly like the person who would do that Vanilla left Shitface titty fart▸be a little bitch CHOCOLATEMAN▸why don't you go fix x.org? CHOCOLATEMAN▸;))))))))) Shitface titty fart▸BECAUSE I USE WAYLAND
Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017)
hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
2018
Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018)
Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!! Wulf715▸what the hell Wulf715▸we didnt do shit Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID Wulf715▸who Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0] Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
2020
Icanttellyou drama/A kit abuser getting banned by CHOCOLATEMAN live (January 2020)
The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
http://computernewb.com:8080/logs/computernewb.com:6004/2020-01-25/17:00.log
Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake
2021
Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021)
CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable CHOCOLATEMAN▸any at all Wulf715▸uhhhhhh CHOCOLATEMAN▸holy shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸HOLY shit CHOCOLATEMAN▸i am getting fucked in like CHOCOLATEMAN▸6 different angles right now
Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021)
mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit yellows111▸i think thats why he renamed it to wanderer gogo▸his username is the opposite gogo▸yeah yellows111▸still uses his sorry name yellows111▸in everything he makes brandan▸wtf is truecatalyst for one thing yellows111▸because hes self centered yellows111▸thats his brand yellows111▸right so uhh Welcome to the official CollabVM VMs! Please make sure to follow our rules at all times. This VM is monitored 24/7. If the VM is broken, start a Vote Reset. The account does not have a password, even though Windows claims it does. Just leave the password blank to login. Join our Discord if you have any questions. Sponsored by DataWagon.com · DDoS protected servers yellows111▸while fucking around on RDPs gogo▸oh yeah gogo▸this is what happened yellows111▸we found out there is a NASTY bitch of an executable yellows111▸that launches a nuclear fuckfest yellows111▸against the machine that its ran on brandan▸electron? :troll: gogo▸nope yellows111▸worse gogo▸it's the thing running on the vm(?) yellows111▸imagine running one executable mv_▸well i found it first Frisk▸bitcoin miner or some shit??? yellows111▸then randomly having 80 of them run Calub_Gex_Embracer▸mv are you sure gogo▸nope it's a trojan downloader modeco80▸its a crackhead explosion Calub_Gex_Embracer▸patryk showed it off CHOCOLATEMAN▸Time to deliver a pizzaball!! mv_▸yes gogo▸also uhh brandan▸is it good if i like ask for a build of this shit or no lmao modeco80▸anyways uh mv_▸there is multiple gogo▸who wants to hear a story from like uhh mv_▸just search yellows111▸oh you see that slowdown? gogo▸when i was away from here guest25540▸uhhh yellows111▸you see how the vm is speed now guest25540▸think it just hung modeco80▸i guess someone linked the wiki article revision where someone did the funny transphobia mv_▸[REDACTED, ASK IN DMS] modeco80▸and that cause the autism gogo▸what kind of retarded shit i was given to work with yellows111▸oh i saw a glimpse yellows111▸of a bluescreen yellows111▸what uhh modeco80▸oh it's over isnt it yellows111▸happened there modeco80▸it's over
2022
Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022)
CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr Emperor Palpatine▸ I am the senate retard▸ i like holzer than memz CRYAKL▸ like theres multiple ways to do that CRYAKL▸ holzer is shit retard▸ clutt? CRYAKL▸ thats even worse retard▸ oh my god CRYAKL▸ all gdi shit is the same trash CRYAKL▸ they are all written by 10 year olds who spam math expressions CRYAKL▸ like y ou morons cant even see rand retard▸ even spongebobfuck is crappy CRYAKL▸ cant even read msdn docs to use findfirstfile right CRYAKL▸ hardcode paths guest1847▸ i guess not since they're young and not skilled programmers CRYAKL▸ spam gdi CRYAKL▸ dont know how to do a multithreaded payload system CRYAKL▸ so I just see CreateThread spammed over and over and over CRYAKL▸ Sleep(0xFFFFFFFF); retard▸ ima do holzer vs idk your virus? CRYAKL▸ thats cool sus32▸ malware isn't supposed to be good but make it atleast nice CRYAKL▸ at least make it different CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ its all gdi spam guest1847▸ imagine needing more than 1 thread to make something that spams colors retard▸ holzer vs viruses is funny? CRYAKL▸ hmm yes PhysicalDrive0 CRYAKL▸ like come on man sus32▸ gdi viruses aren't funny anymore CRYAKL▸ they werent funny after dans forum died CRYAKL▸ its like memz remixed every single time sus32▸ they want to be like memz because it's the most successful and popular virus sus32▸ everybody makes content on it CRYAKL▸ theres way better danooct1 vmm CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ memz is arguably the worst of his series CRYAKL▸ it only got popular because of vinesauce CRYAKL▸ theres even ones CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on CRYAKL▸ that are better CRYAKL▸ lol CRYAKL▸ theres a whole ass rootkit guest52802▸ who was the first memz reviewer CRYAKL▸ dan never made a video on that kicks memz ass guest52802▸ probarly dancoot CRYAKL▸ kernel mode driver CRYAKL▸ Kaane sus32▸ "xp horror edition" retard▸ windows xp horror trash guest52802▸ forkie CRYAKL▸ le scary delphi form sus32▸ this shit looks like it came straight from itch.io CRYAKL▸ creepypasta shit makes me want to kill myself