Satire:CollabVM Wikia/Quotes

This is a list of funny quotes from collab vm users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!

Day of CHOCOLATEMAN playing on CollabVM:

• CHOCOLATEMAN: DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
• CHOCOLATEMAN: D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
• Wulf715: AHHA
• CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
• CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCK
• Keurig: welpers
• CHOCOLATEMAN: put the jack
• CHOCOLATEMAN: on the queen
• Wulf715: sorry
• CHOCOLATEMAN: its kay friend
• CHOCOLATEMAN: not that one
• CHOCOLATEMAN: the other one
• Wulf715: ok
• Wulf715: getting an iso on here
• CHOCOLATEMAN: i used to play this game like a religion
• CHOCOLATEMAN: so i know pretty much how to win it always

Ordinary Day of when CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitare on Experimental:

• CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUCK
• CHOCOLATEMAN: THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
• CHOCOLATEMAN: 9 OF DIAMONDS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: HISTORY
• CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF HEARTS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: NOPE
• CHOCOLATEMAN: 6 OF DIAMONDS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: YOU WISH
• CHOCOLATEMAN: 10 OF SPADES
• CHOCOLATEMAN: NEYET
• CHOCOLATEMAN: JACK OF CLUBS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: OVER
• CHOCOLATEMAN: KING OF DIAMONDS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
• CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF SPADES
• CHOCOLATEMAN: USELESS
• CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
• CHOCOLATEMAN: there
• CHOCOLATEMAN: I WIN
• CHOCOLATEMAN: WIN1!!11!!!

Something:

• Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
• Guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
• Guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
• Guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
• Guest1337▸PORN
• Guest1337▸MORE PORN
• Guest1337▸PORN
• Guest1337▸YAY
• Guest1337▸PORN

RJLPranks vista upgrader:

• Technoturnovers▸oh noes
• Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before

About to win solitaire game:

• CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
• Technoturnovers▸k
• Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
• Technoturnovers▸oh no
• Technoturnovers▸no no
• Technoturnovers▸fuck you
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
• Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
• Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
• CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick

Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta:

• Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
• Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
• Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
• Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
• LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
• LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true

Ctrl admits he is a shithead:

• Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead Ctrl
• Ctrl▸Or what
• Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
• The vote to reset the VM has lost.
• Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
• LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
• Ctrl▸Like I care lol