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: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. <i>You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.</i>
; #verification
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though...
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s> (Protip: <i><b>/verify</b> is in fact, a valid fully functional command and will always function even in case of a national emergency. This command is 100% guaranteed to properly verify the user through an intricate and complex automated verification system. Keep in mind that additional parameters are not accepted at this time, age is automatically determined due to a specific factor in the mechanism that audits your entire profile and previous history to determine whether you are old enough to be in the Discord, along with some other vital properties.</i>)
: <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s>
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s> (Protip: <i><b>/verify</b> is in fact, a valid fully functional command and will always function even in case of a national emergency. This command is 100% guaranteed to properly verify the user through an intricate and complex automated verification system. Keep in mind that additional parameters are not accepted at this time, age is automatically determined due to a specific factor in the mechanism that audits your entire profile and previous history to determine whether you are old enough to be in the Discord, along with some other vital properties.</i>)
; #how-to-verify
: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
: The channel for all things vidya
; #development
: The channel to talk about programming and other topics related to programming (And no, Batch, VBS and "visual"/block """programming languages""" (t. [[HiAsm]]) are not programming languages)
 
=== Storage ===
; [[CHOCOLATEMAN]]
: He's the CHOCOLATE MAAAAAAAAN
; [[Modeco80|CHOCOIATEMAN]]
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Hildaboo|GLOBEIMPOSTER]]
; [[User:Nyxdote|nyxdote]]
; [[Guest1337|Mikrystal]]
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has seemingly decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> Matthew is back for another round. He currently hosts the official modpack server.
; [[6969]]
; [[Fluori|>&gt;]]
: Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool
; [[User:Spy|WHAT WILL WE DO TOGETHER]]
: yeehaw
; [[Wulf715|star ⭐]]
: Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart(lol?)
 
=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Tony_Macaroni|antonyh182TomDeTom]]
; carrot 🥕
: Was it because I never told you I was going away
: The original owner of the CollabVM Discord, is the prodigy of constantly joining and leaving. The comment down below represents the amount of times she has left and rejoined.
: <s>she left</s> <s>she's back</s> <s>shE LEFT AGAIN</s> <s>joined and left</s> <s>ok now she's back fulltime wow cool thanks</s> <s>she left</s> <s>[She rejoined the server, and stayed for a very short period of time. And then she left again.] IDK</s> she's back
; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
: <s>some weird crown emoji => [https://emojipedia.org/black-chess-king/ ♚]</s> "the north korea guy"
=== The Graveyard ===
; [[FluffyVulpix]]
: <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history [<i>see first sentence</i>]
; [[LoveEevee|kekeroKatie Frogs]]
: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> She's back now lmao
; [[icanttellyou]]
: Constantly complained, ultimately banned by admins as the straw that broke the camel's back.