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[[File:Youpeople.png|thumb|right|How to get REALLY verified in the CollabVM Discord (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THE DARTS ALMOST WALKED IN ON COSMIC AND GEODUDE KISSING) (IT WAS HOT) (LONGEST OF ANSWERS)]]
 
The '''[[CollabVM]] Discord''' (or CVMDSC for short) is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, and the central place to talk about [[CollabVM]] and [[CollabVM]] [[Forkies|accessories]]. It was first created by [[Vanilla|Novella]] in late 2016(?), but was later transferred to [[Dartz]] and made official. In the near-end of December 2018 due to eDrama™, the Discord Server officially closed down, and you can only enter with a private invite.
 
The server remained fairly small, both servers being <100 members.
 
Then in mid December 2019 the server reopened. Then on September 24th 2020 the Discord got terminated for hacking and now a CollabVM Discord 2 exists, and then the server went public and people started joining it left and right. [http://computernewb.com/collab-vm/ You can join the server by going to CollabVM and then clicking the Discord link on the navbar]. Now you have to pass a verification system (since Halloween 2020) to get access to the server. Keep in mind that you <b>have</b> to say your age, or else you get kicked from the server.
 
Currently there are over 750 members in the server.
 
=== Tutorials ===
[[CollabVM_Discord/Joining_Without_a_Shitstorm|CollabVM Discord: Joining Without a Shitstorm]]
 
== Moderation ==▼
The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]] and [[modeco80]].▼
 
Pretty much every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]]. Since Dartz is never online and only comes on once every blue moon, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.▼
 
== Other Discord Servers ==
TherePrior areto stillthe creation of the Official CollabVM Discord, there were some other CollabVM Discord servers created, all of which are dead and you should not join. Here is a non-completeincomplete list:
 
; <b>CollabVM - forkie land</b>
: Owned by Matthew. Dead, and new members can't post in #general because you need a manual role.
; <b>"Official Secondary Server"</b>
: Only mentioned in thisan old reddit post. Invite link is dead.
; <b>CollabVM Republic</b>
: Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted due to inactivity.
; <b>The Turnover Lounge</b>
: Owned by Technoturnovers. Deleted during forkie rage
 
▲== Moderation ==
 
▲The Discord is moderated by a moderation team which consists of the following people: [[Technoturnovers]], [[CHOCOLATEMAN]], [[Hildaboo]] and [[modeco80]].
 
▲Pretty much every moderator has access to the [[Admin Panel]]. Since Dartz is never online, all of the decisions and moderation are done in a very anarchy-like manner by general consensus. Essentially, if everyone hates you, you get b&. And oh, you will never be admin. Ever.
 
== Channels ==
This is all of the (publicly available* to Verified) channels in the CollabVM Discord 2: Electric Boogaloo Discord server.
 
=== Landing ===
: The imaginary and unenforced rules of the Discord. Has more than 4 rules!
; #joins
: If you want to see what type of people join the Discord, then check that channel out. <i>'''You're not going to enjoy it. Trust me.</i>'''
; #verification
: The very first channel you enter to get verified in the server. Not too many people seem to get successfully verified though... (''hint hint, manual verification'')
: <s>(Protip: <i><b>!verify</b> IS NOT A VALID COMMAND AND WILL NOT WORK. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD</i>)</s>
: (Protip: <i><b>/verify</b> is in fact, a valid fully functional command and will always function even in case of a national emergency. This command is 100% guaranteed to properly verify the user through an intricate and complex automated verification system. Keep in mind that additional parameters are not accepted at this time, age is automatically determined due to a specific factor in the mechanism that audits your entire profile and previous history to determine whether you are old enough to be in the Discord, along with some other vital properties.</i>)
; #how-to-verify
: A specific channel only viewable to non-verified members that intends to guide one on how to properly get verified, that rarely gets read
; #updates-of-the-hub-of-git
: Where the GitHub webhook for any and all commits and specific actions to <code>collab3</code> (and forks of it, most notably <code>[[Yellows111|yellows111/collab-vm-server</code>]]'s) and other official Computernewb repositories (previously did Gitea)
: Otherwise the prime venting channel to argue about bad code and how bad Cosmic is at programming and make fun of [[Yellows111|yellows111]] for being unable to program or use a computer.
; #hotsex-123
: Throne Ofof Youself? Long Answer.
; #dartboard
: A channel dedicated to storing of pinned messages by the Starboard bot
; #support
: The main support channel for CollabVM related help such as getting a UserVM up and running and on the UserVMsUserVM page, finding the proper libraries for their Linux distro, programming a CollabVM mock server or bot, compiling the CollabVM Server without incident, configuring a [[CollabNet]]-style VM network, or even configuring [[Whitelister]] to work with your VM network. You will almost never find anyone who actually gets their problem fixed.
 
=== Chatrooms ===
: For posting the most autistic moments of CollabVM
; #dartzs-inbox
: Where you can view the often magical and bizarre emails that [[Dartz]] of [[Computernewb]] receives
; #copypasta-central
: Post all your copypasta'scopypastas here
; #music
: For posting music
; #quotes
: For posting funny CollabVM Discord quotes
; #spicy-memes
: For just posting memes in general
: Stare at the screen typing +vnc for 5 minutes, then get bored and leave.
; #glorified-rss-feed
: This channel, and you also, receives cool shitthings like Steam/GOG/<s>EGS</s> game promotions primarily from the Terraria Discord server <code>#free-stuff</code> channel.
 
=== Aids ===
: <dumb drama numba dos>
; #collabvm-advent-calendar
: The official annual CollabVM advent calendar for 2022 that would post a new operating system everyday up until December 25th.
 
<i>* Not exactly true, some channels may be Memebers-exclusive or locked behind an additional cosmetic role you may ask for</i>
 
<i>** This channel is inaccessible for normal users without an additional cosmetic role or manual access permissions</i>
; [[Technoturnovers]]
; [[Hildaboo|GLOBEIMPOSTER]]
: Autist that likes mumble rap and cartoons unironically. Ransomware enthusiast.
; [[DarkOK|dakrk]]
: CEO of KFC and CollabVM Moderator.
; The [[DataWagon]] Staff
: DataWagon
: CVM Oldfag. Once despised forkie among the CollabVM community. Now is cool again <s><b>UPDATE: not in the discord anymore</b></s> <s>She's back</s> She has decided to join the popular "joining and leaving" trend with the rest of the cool kids
; [[Matthew]]
: <s>Banned for being an asshole</s> <s>He's back</s> <s>He finally escaped from CollabVM Syndrome.</s> Matthew is back for another round. <s>He currently hosts the official modpack server.</s>
; [[6969]]
; [[Fluori|&gt;]]
: Canadian who is into <s>MLP</s> Paw Patrol, is cool
; [[User:Spy|WHATweed WILL WE DO TOGETHERdragon]]
: One of the more recent Memebers. He masturbates to touhou and is a shitposter.
; [[User:Trademarktm|MEMPHRAME]]
: yeehaw
; [[Wulf715|star ⭐]]
: Some nerd who plays too much Fortnite, also has a cart pushing job at Walmart(?)
 
=== memebers whose cosmetic roles do not seperate, and may or may not have one ===
; [[Tony_Macaroni|TomDeTom]]
: holy crap lois its tony heckin macaroni
; carrot 🥕
: Was it because I never told you I was going away
: That you waited so long?
: Was it because your fucking dreams meant nothing to me
: That you waited so long?
; [[Yellows111|SO JOKER]]
: That fucking person that put a pillow on his head. His Twitter was full of bloat because he loved linking his Twitter to everything. Responsible for the existence of Calub VeeimVeim.
; [[User:Nullptr|nullptr]]
: Gay femboy loving gay femboy. Oh, and he's memebers too. Did I mention he's a femboy? Otherwise a great C++ programmer, Joinedjoined the server in around 2021
; [[Geodude]]
: Very well respected and feared admin of CollabVM. Luckily, he rarely goes online. Except maybe the Ceiridge incident.
; [[Siam Alam|Lucrexius]]
: number 1 arabic homosexual malware researcher
; [[Hapaxant|hapaxant]]
; [[Dinkleberg|Dink]]
: <s>some weird crown emoji => [https://emojipedia.org/black-chess-king/ ♚]</s> "the north korea guy"
; [[User:Hendicted|Thumps]]
: ALL HAIL DOOPLISS!
=== The Graveyard ===
; [[FluffyVulpix]]
: <s>He ragequit and deleted all of his accounts and won't answer his phone. RIP</s> <s>staying 362 consecutive years in prison for multiple counts of rape of a minor</s> He returned a while ago, then decided to repeat history [<i>see first sentence</i>]
; [[Katie Frogs]]
: <s>Banned for being transphobic and an overall asshole.</s> She's back now lmao
 
== Conclusion ==
<s>This Discord is <s>a truckload of whatsitshit and you should never step near it. Ever.</s> <s>This Discord is a friendly and soothing place with caring people who will help you.</s> a fucking huge pile of shit lmao
 
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