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This is a list of funny quotes from CollabVM users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!
== 2016 ==
=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire on CollabVM (2016) ===
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
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=== CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitaire 2 (on ExperimentalVM) (2016) ===
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸ FUUUUUUCK
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=== Damian Butts vs. Splatoon Fanbase (Early-Mid? 2016) ===
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Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
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=== The reality of the RJLPranks Vista Upgrader (Mid? 2016) ===
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Technoturnovers▸oh noes
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=== Fucked out of a Solitaire game (July 2016) ===
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
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=== Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta (2016) ===
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Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
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=== Ctrl accidentally admits he is a shithead (2016) ===
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Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
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=== Wewlad Dislikes CollabCorp (2016) ===
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patrick: dinkle and chocolate should be mods
wewlad: not dinkle
wewlad: that guy is a retard
Dinkleberg: >implying you are not one
patrick: don't get heated
wewlad: watch out dinkle is gunna hack your youtube account and change all the video titles
wewlad: really smart guy
Dinkleberg: Calling someone else a retard to try to trigger them
Dinkleberg: automatically makes yourself a retard
wewlad: yeah i dont think that's how that works
wewlad: maybe ask 8chan if they can crack this guys password too
Dinkleberg: yeah i think that's how that works
Dinkleberg: ze lag
patrick: nice turnbomb
Garry12gg: Have you seen my Robopanda?
wewlad: >turn bombing
wewlad: >being this mad
Dinkleberg: sorry wewmad
wewlad: that's right
wewlad: i forgot the l33t hacker cant use a proxy
wewlad: has to use the vm to test passwords
Dinkleberg: that's not even the issue dumbass
Dinkleberg: wewfag
wewlad: seems like it
wewlad: why would you waste your time trying to do it on here otherwise?
Dinkleberg: because
Dinkleberg: i fucking can
Dinkleberg: that's why
wewlad: ah
wewlad: so you are a retard
wewlad: cant figure out how to use a proxy
Dinkleberg: ah
wewlad: gotcha
Dinkleberg: i have tor
wewlad: >i have tor
wewlad: LOL
Dinkleberg: hurr durr
Dinkleberg: tor is botnet
wewlad: i really cant understand this level of autism
wewlad: you really are
wewlad: the hardest of core hacker
wewlad: you are the next lizard squad
Dinkleberg: You say that like its a good thing
patrick: shut the fuck up you two
wewlad: lol?
wewlad: you just want attention
Dinkleberg: no
Dinkleberg: i dont
wewlad: you do
Dinkleberg: you want attention
Dinkleberg: by insulting me
wewlad: otherwise you'd be as destructive as possible
Dinkleberg: and getting me to argue with you
wewlad: lmao
wewlad: I DONT WANT ATTENTION
Dinkleberg: yes you do
wewlad: BUT I MAKE SURE I POST COLLBA SQUAD EVERYWHERE
FLUFFYVULPiX: MINECRAFT
wewlad: MY NAME IS DINKLE
FLUFFYVULPiX: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dinkleberg: Why else would you want to argue with people
wewlad: I PLAY ROBLOX, IM 16, AND I HAVE NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS
Dinkleberg: and call them retards?
wewlad: it's entertaining?
wewlad: not really attention seeking
Dinkleberg: Roblox?
Dinkleberg: Roblox is gay
wewlad: i feel like you don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: o rly
Dinkleberg: if i don't understand basic english
Dinkleberg: then how am i talking to you then
dan: roblox
dan: cox
wewlad: being this literal
wewlad: what is autism
Dinkleberg: being this salty
Dinkleberg: what is trolling
wewlad: you're not trolling
wewlad: you actually want to be lizard squad
Dinkleberg: I never said i was trolling
wewlad: you are this autistic
wewlad: you beg people to crack hashes
wewlad: you go to 8chan for support
wewlad: like what is wrong with you
wewlad: you're a living meme
Dinkleberg: says the person who has a meme as their username
wewlad: >implying i said i wasn't
wewlad: >this level of autism
Garry12gg: More GoFags to troll?
Dinkleberg: nope
Garry12gg: OK.
wewlad: we're waiting on 8chan to crack the hash
Dinkleberg: no we arent
Dinkleberg: /baphomet/ is a bunch of retarded skids
wewlad: >arent
wewlad: >implying you're not a skid
Dinkleberg: >implying you're not a faggot
Dinkleberg: go suck some black dicks and shut the fuck up
Dinkleberg: you cuck
wewlad: >cuck
wewlad: i dont think you know what that word means
FLUFFYVULPiX: >cuck spelled backwards kcuc
Dinkleberg started a vote to reset the VM.
wewlad voted no.
Garry12gg voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX: >KCUC: Kansas City Urology Care
Garry12gg: LOL
FLUFFYVULPiX: wewlad = urologist
FLUFFYVULPiX: from kansas
dan voted no.
FLUFFYVULPiX voted no.
patrick voted yes.
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan spelled backwards is nad
The vote to reset the VM has lost.
Garry12gg: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJWnaOVjgBN/?taken-by=garry12gg&hl=en
FLUFFYVULPiX: nad is slang for testicle
FLUFFYVULPiX: dan likes testicles
FLUFFYVULPiX: illuminazi conformed
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== 2017 ==
=== Another Holy War (CollabVM Neocities Blog) (Late 2017) ===
'''Original Description:''' Why does choco hate linux so much?
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Shitface titty fart▸FUCKING X PROGTAMS
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=== Hannah explains what to do when the VMs are fucked (2017) ===
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hannah▸if all else fails, memtest
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== 2018 ==
=== Local Autist has a sperg attack (September 21, 2018) ===
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Dan Smith▸THIS IS REVENGE FOR GETTING MY FIRST CHANNEL BANNED!!!
Wulf715▸what the hell
Wulf715▸we didnt do shit
Dan Smith▸YOU DIDN'T
Dan Smith▸BUT THEY DID
Wulf715▸who
Dan Smith▸KUBAPOLISH, ANTIFCU, [M D M C K 1 0]
Wulf715▸what are you smoking and where can i get it
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== 2020 ==
=== Icanttellyou drama/A kitfag getting banned by [[CHOCOLATEMAN]] live (January 2020) ===
The drama starts around 17:42:13.208Z, the kitting starts at 17:43:00.243Z <vm1 turns> 79756683, the spam starts and ends at 17:49:37.395Z and 17:51:11.094Z.
'''Note: this link doesn't work anymore, someone fix it for fucks sake'''
==
=== Choc plays solitaire the third. (2021) ===
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CHOCOLATEMAN▸are any of these cards usable
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=== Admins chatting ft. random guests and other users (November 2021) ===
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mv_▸you know it is quite ironic how his name is sorry yet doesn't even aplogize shit
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== 2022 ==
=== Based Hildaboo ranting about low effort graphical malware and overrated lackluster Viewer-Made Malware (December 2022) ===
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CRYAKL▸ can someone like make a di rapist that doesnt destroy the machine with a shitty mbr
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