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'''Description''': SCP-3152, informally referred to as "CollabVM Syndrome", is a memetic neurodegenerative disease spread through computer systems. The disease has only been observed to spread via contact with [[User:Dartz/Drafts/SCP-3151|SCP-3151]] ("CollabVM"), hence its name. This disease is extremely contagious; it has been observed to spread through only two minutes of contact with the aforementioned computer systems.
During the first few days of infection, the "host" (hereby designated SCP-3152-1) will begin to observe mild usage of "[[Collabology]]", which consists primarily of suffixing common English words with
Approximately one to three weeks after the initial infection, SCP-3152-1 will become more obsessed with "forking"<ref>Refers to destroying a system. Originates from the term "fork bomb", although it is typically done through deleting critical system files or by running malicious software, most commonly ones that are considered overused due to years of constant use, which is considered against Rule #9 in [https://computernewb.com/collab-vm/rules/ the rules of SCP-3151].</ref> virtual machines, specifically one from SCP-3151, and begin to show symptoms similar to those of mild bipolar disorder. Their usage of "Collabology" dramatically increases. SCP-3152-1 will also develop a hatred for SCP-3151's "administrators", becoming particularly belligerent if "CHOCOLATEMAN" (and also "Elijah") or any variation of that name is mentioned.<ref>I swear to God, the next person who screams "CHOCOLATEMAN!" at one of these freaks is getting assigned to 682 duty. I've had to replace 17 god damn keyboards THIS WEEK. Did I mention it's only Tuesday? -Dr ████</ref>
One month after infection, the disease will begin to impair SCP-3152-1's normal bodily and cognitive functions. Their grasp on their native language will degenerate to a point where they can only form and understand elementary-level sentences, and their use of "Collabology" increases to a point where nearly every word they use is suffixed with the word "-
Two months after infection, SCP-3152-1 will become almost completely mentally disabled, suffering from symptoms similar to severe psychosis and low-functioning autism spectrum disorder. SCP-3152-1 will utilize "Collabology" more than once per second, and will constantly and obsessively "fork VMs", neglecting their own personal needs and having complete mental breakdowns when deprived of this ability. SCP-3152-1, by this point, has lost all ability to speak their native language; they will usually communicate only through SCP-3151 in a form of near-unrecognizable pseudo-English known as [[Collablish]], using phrases such as "GO VM7" or "GET OUT" (even if they had no knowledge of English prior) toward other users of SCP-3151.
Around four to six months after infection, SCP-3152-1 will suffer a total and irreversible brain death.
''Dr. ██████ terminates the interview''
'''SCP-3152-1, Interview 2'''
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